Baywatch thread? Baywatch thread

I liked Steph the most.

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Bluray cant come soon enough

>>84095752
>>84096259
Spoiler me: who's really cumming in the movie?

>>84096302
this

and the movie was actually better than I thought it would be

>>84096394
Zack fucks both chicks unprotected while the fatso watches from behind the shelf.

>>84095752
>only one handsome guy

movie is an abomination

>>84096852
I want bluray so that I can masturbate at home.

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>>84095752
>it's another teenaged virgin beta boy still going through puberty and easily lead around by his dick calls out to other teenaged virgin beta boys makes a post on /tv/ episode

>>84098304
There is a trick inside, right?

Her tits can't be that fucking massive!

>>84095752
Was this movie as RAUNCHY as the FANS said it was?

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>>84098304

>>84098062
yeah we knew that

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>>84098601

Alexandra is a goblin. The other two girls were worlds more attractive

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>>84098382
>It's a chestlet posts facebook memes to cope with Chad not wanting anything to do with her non-existent tits episode

Such a raunchy flick! You've gotta catch it while it's still in theatres!

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>>84095752
How can your dreamgirl even compete?

God this was fucking awful, don't know why my gf picked this over wonder woman

>>84098382
>t. a cup

>>84103491
because she's a dirty lil raunchy gal who wanted some WET summer fun ;P

>>84103471
>absolutely no calves
Not doing the '3/10 wouldn't bang' epic maymay. That is fucking unsettling to look at.

>>84096259
>Fat
>no stretch marks
Shiiiet, why do they promote such unrealistic beauty standards?

>>84099197
armond laying it down again
king of /tv/

id like to suckario daddarios mammarios if you understand my implied meaining

>>84104329
I don't understand what you mean by "meaining".

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>>84098419
Remember that little girl from The Golden Compass?...

>>84098601
Why are her eyes so scary?

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>>84101036
>t. faggot

>>84096259
Hahah,this is so hilarious! You see,baywatch was exploiting women so they turned the tables! It's funny to see a fat guy,you expected tits and you got male tits hahah!

>>84104574
MAMMA MIA!!!!

>>84101036

You aren't attracted to her because you're soulless, you've got nothing to give.

We are attracted because we can see she feeds on our souls, and we wish to give them willingly.

>>84096852
I actually enjoyed it

>>84104574
Wasn't that movie supposed to start a series? Shame.

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>>84104574