1. Dude: "Mind if I do a jay?"
2. Jeffrey Lebowski: "The goddamned plane has crashed into the mountain!"
3. Donnie, on The Dude's johnson: "What do you need that for, Dude?"
4. Jeffrey Lebowski: "What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"
5. Jesus: "It don't matter to Jesus!"
6. Walter: "Finishing my coffee."
7. Donnie: "Phone's ringin', Dude."
8. Bunny: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars... Brandt can't watch or it has to be 100."
9. Maude: "Love me."
10. Dude, on college: "I went. But I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings."
>>84093282
I bet you dress like The Dude
People like you are ruining a great movie.
"Mind if I do a jay" is the funniest thing but making gay lists like this is fucking stupid dude what are you doing
>>84095790
drugs desu
cut me some slack man i'm on 50mg of vyvanse and three cups of coffee
>>84094220
for halloween once
>>84096215
only faggots classify caffeine as a (((drug))) in their trip reports
obv I know caffeine is technically a drug but it's so lame to say that
millions of people drink coffee or drink a soda everyday and absolutely none of them besides r/drugs fags chuckle to themselves "hehe I'm doing drugs xD"
>>84096271
fuck off it's synergistic with amphetamines