Twin Peaks General /tpg/

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DR WHO BETTER SHOW FIRST

Rhonda best girl, and she would never start a new general before the old one was on autosage.

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What was Fat Doms fucking problem?

>>84090032
what post number does that occur at?

i want more bobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ

>>84090027
DELET THIS

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>it's a minimum wage employee sweeps for 10 minutes episode
BRAVO DAVID

>>84090081
get the fuck out

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I AM I AM I AM I AM

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>>84090027

My tracker is down, haven't been able to get the last episode :(

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>>84090081
lurk more

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The Leftovers >>>>> Twin Plebs

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>>84089952

Is he banging her yet?

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my name is...

>>84090150
THAT'S NOT HIS SONG DAMMIT
IT BELONGS TO WOMAN HE KILLED

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coffee and donut fags eternally btfo

>>84090214
why did some random business skank have a theme song?

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>>84090219
>mfw Gordon referenced the meme

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Are you upset with me?

>>84090214
wasn't it playing in his hotel room beforehand, when the pictures were delivered?

>>84090150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjYNViAorE
Lynch should've included his song.

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>tfw watching Dougie fuck that manlet up

what was Ike even doing throwing the dice in his room?

>>84090027
Jumping Man where were you??

But what is actually going on in this gif? Why is an old lady making a super sentai pose?

>>84090187
r-e-s-B-e-c-t

>>84090312
Honestly as soon as Ike appeared I felt lynched, the whole thing happened out of fucking nowhere.

>>84090183
without even considering how shit that is, how the fuck cananything be so high on MT? Surely those who didn't like it would lower the mark to at least a 90?

>>84090348
she is dabbing because it is hip with the kids nowadays

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>>84090340
>not honing your ceelo skills in your free time
wewlad

>ywn see DL's film sucking off maharishi mahesh yogi, noted charlatan
dodged a bullet t b h

>>84090183

The Leftovers really is the most overrated pile of shit I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.

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post yfw bobby and shelly aren't married anymore

>>84090293
It played twice before in the two other scenes she had (one where she sent a text to the box in Argentina and the other where she talks to the first hitmen that were looking for Dougie)

>>84090214
It may have been her song but it belongs to him now, well no, actually no, technically it should belong to Dougie Coop but y'know.

>>84090219

I can't find it anymore, but on one of the late night shows, Kyle was asked if he could say anything about the new season, and he said:

>I can only say one thing
>it was damn fine coffee

Every time someone other than Coop references the coffee meme, they don't say the exact words. It's always something like "damn fine cup of joe" or "damn good coffee" but never "damn fine coffee." I'm guessing that Cooper IS going to get his memories back, and there will be a big moment where he says the line.

>>84090433
huh
i guess you're right

>>84090274
in what way?

>>84090219
this is one of the BEST twin peaks memes ever made

>>84090353
>This site used to be libertarian
butthurt lolberts pls go

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open at your own risk

>>84090183
They are both great.

>>84090589
story?

>>84090589
Damn, I can't believe Lynch fell for the found footage meme, dropped.

>>84090189
Best peaksfu

>>84090634
I think its a korn music video

>>84090482
"damn good coffee"

>>84090435
How can you possibly be this stupid

>>84090589
THIS IS FROM CROATIA

>>84090650
Ah I see - I thought the dougiehaters getting btfo meme

>>84090293

Literally started playing the second he took her picture out. It's her cue, not his.

>>84090537
>hurr durr butthurt hurrrrr
why are /pol/tards too retarded to think of something original?

>>84090139
I was dying of laughter as this scene went on and on

I love you David, you master troll

>>84090032

Based Rhonda poster. Beverly could never compete.

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This shit is some of the greatest kino of all time. Lynch achieved his dream of film-painting.

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>yfw the sweepkino scene

>>84090759
You would nibble the man's turds and call it fine cuisine.

>>84090776
>briggs' head is missing
>ruth's body is missing

guess that's where they went

>>84090139
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>84090773
holy smokes

>>84090634
monty python

>>84090154
please giv this as gif

Crimes of Doppleganger Coop;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured and murdered Annie

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>>84090189
mommy

latest episode was so fucking shit

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:c

>>84090966
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma
Why would he? If she's not even conscious, he won't get any garmonbozia from it.

>>84090875

I was so happy when she showed up.

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what did Lynch mean by this?

>>84091039
He wanted to plant a seed. To assure that Twin Peaks is a garmonbozia hotbed forever.

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tfw sweep kino

>>84090992
The original intention was like 8 episodes, right? The show would have been a lot better if they followed Lynch's plan.

>>84091100

Why didn't he roll the credits after extending this scene to 10 minutes? Fucking hack.

>>84091122
Lynch is the one who expanded it to 18.

>>84090032
>autosage
Bump limit!!!

>>84091122

They fought with SHOtime for 18 episodes, they did not like having only 9 episodes.

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Where is Jerry?

>>84091165
But they forced him to

Is that fat headless man really Major Briggs?

>>84091122
exactly.
new peaks feels like those campy x files episodes that faggots and women with cats love so much.

>>84091203
No, he wanted more episodes you fucking doofus.

>>84091100

The best plebfilter on television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWwKLwE7KeQ
Has anyone figured out what the lights on the plane mean?

>>84091194

I THINK HE'S HIIIIGGGHHHH

>>84091194
He got really high and got lost in the woods

>>84091173
Autosage makes more sense. It automatically sages at 300 posts here. You can have any number of bump posts and sage posts before you reach the 300 post mark.

>>84090183
no one cares

>>84091222
Might be a doppelgangers body.
Luke original douggie

>>84091280
THE LIGHTS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM

>>84091203
He forced them to.

>>84091280
>how do reflections work

>>84090183
lol did someone shoop lynch's hair off lol

chuck is cuck

>>84090966
>>Tortured and murdered Annie
Hawk and Truman didn't mention what happened to Annie after she went to the hospital correct?

>>84090279
Wow, that's approaching sigourney weaver levels of asslessness

>>84091280
did you not see the top comment on the reddit thread, fellow redditor?

>>84091359
oh??

>>84091438
sage

>>84091438
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84091280
There are 8 lights that flash. 6 on the windows, one further back, and one on the front of the right wing. I'm too lazy to convert it to binary though.

>>84090279

>2 by 4

Kek

>>84091491

no good fortune for you

wonder how the ring went from the nurse who stole it from annie, to real dougie.

>>84091500
NURSE

>>84091512
I agree, she is an 8 ;)

>>84090279
so like.. i forgot where the headless body came from

>>84090279
>>84091397
>>84091512
say that shit to my face not online see what happens
she is a qt

>>84091222
Considering Don Davis is dead it would be pretty tasteless.

>>84090139
It was comfy.

>>84091438
thank you mr jackpots

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>>84090279
TWO

>>84091669
Lynched from beyond the grave.

>>84090992
What the fuck is Lynch up to?

>>84091669
>Considering Don Davis is dead it would be pretty tasteless.
>pretty tasteless

LYNCHED

>>84091669

Don S Davis was born in MISOOOOOURIIII

>yfw the final scene of the series takes place in _Missoula_

>>84090309
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

LYNCHED HAS BEEN LYNCHED

Reminder :^)

>The series takes the form of a movie divided into 18 "parts," which should not be called "episodes." Lynch stated, perhaps jokingly, that the parts could be viewed out of order.

>>84090399
>implying anyone whose opinion matters didn't like it

>>84090875
I love her. I want to marry her.

HELLO MY FUTURE WAIFU

>>84091039
if she wakes up, he can tell her then, gather it then. if she doesn't, what has he lost?

>>84090420
Imagine being this wrong.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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>>84090992
>the best episodes yet
>shit

>>84090139
At first I thought this was going to be the end credits scene, but the credits never popped up. I still enjoyed it, maximum comfy.

Isn't this what normies wanted? Seeing the mundane goings on in Twin Peaks? They better not be bitching at this.

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Just a friendly reminder that Coop is never getting his memory back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84090219
>sep 3
What

>>84092038
I checked the date, apparently that's when the finale airs lmao

>>84092038
It's the date the series ends, just to showcase how long the normies have to wait until their precious show has some *snicker* CLOSURE.

>>84091280
You see, there's this giant ball of plasma in the sky we call the sun. It's so bright that it creates reflections off shiny objects such as windows on planes that are outside in the middle of the day with no clouds in the sky.

>>84091993
They lyrics make sense. Cooper is never coming back and will probably die before the season ends.

>>84092140
extended universe/fanfiction doesn't count, retard.

canon replies ONLY

>>84090309

Listen to the audio without watching this.

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>>84091280
It means he is a big guy four yous

>>84091993
I think he'll get his memory back, but he'll never be the same old Cooper after what he went through for the past 25 years.

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>>84091883
>the parts could be viewed out of order

>>84092206
Sorry, but you are wrong. That Eddie Vedder somg was already confirmed as the end of the series.

>>84092140
>being this clueless

>>84091438

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84092277
>setting yourself up for the ultimate lynching
pls

>>84092140
In random order without any pattern?

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>>84090992
Episode 7 was incredible, what are you on about lad?

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>>84092277
No it wasn't. There's also this scene that hasn't happened yet where he clearly has his memory back as he has his FBI pins on.

>>84091590
In the apartment in south Dakota, where that principal got arrested

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>>84090374
Were you jamming your fingers in your ears? Did you not hear the tense build up music?

>>84092437
That's dopplecoop, fool. Didn't you see the last episode?

>>84090139

What the hell was Jacques talking about during this scene?

>>84092492
Dopplecoop has black eyes and leathery skin.

>>84092539
He sent two hookers to someone, and the guy was complaining that they were 15. He didn't give a shit, the guy just asked for 2 blondes, which is what he sent him.

>>84090087
Me too. Shelly appears in every other episode.

>>84090139
>comfy
>kino
>lynched

>>84092481
No, I was too focused on Naomi's rant, and I thought it was just background noise.

>>84091393

They said she left town and disappeared.

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>>84090139
>we didn't get to see the clean floor after he finished sweeping

>>84092563
you have black eyes and leathery skin

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>>84090139
>tfw he fucking missed a spot too

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84092723
>actually listens to a woman's rant

>>84092767
>>84092778
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jE6q5TkFTX

>>84092774
I'm evil Coop.

>>84092778
that little bit to the back right really got my autism going

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>>84092855
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jE6q5TkFTX

>>84091301
The left haven't cared about their country in thirty years or more, but "cares about" is not the same thing as "cares exclusively about". Stop drinking soda, it's making you incapable of nuanced thinking.

Lynch was a Reaganite in the 80s.


>>84091370
You think certain kinds of spirituality are intrinsically "foreign"? That's like thinking that "subtitled" is a genre. Grow out of the nonwhite=progressive nonsense, please. Hindu mysticism, which is the basis of Lynch's worldview, assumes the existence of an unchanging natural order. Look at TM, which claims to be ancient and up-to-date at the same time. A belief in hierarchy and tradition is intrinsic to all this.

>>84093067
>>84093169
wew

So, erm... I have a question.

Who the fuck's Bing? The name appears in the credits too played by someone but fuck me I have no idea.

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>Coop still isn't back, probably not coming back
>Harry isn't going to make it
>Diane got Bobbed
>Audrey got Bobbed while in a coma

hahaha I'm really enjoying the new season, haha fucking plebs getting Lynched haha this season is exactly what I was expecting

>>84093067
>>84093169
fuck off you pathetic attention whore

>>84091374
>not knowing the JUST emem
belP

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>>84093169
posters regarding hinduism as pure hippie nonsense may be interested to know that the Hindu majority in India is currently cracking down on freedoms across the country, going so far as to ban selling beef (even if you're a Christian or Muslim). it has its extremely hardcore conservative variants as well.

plus, Blue Velvet is all about restoring the rightful patriarch. it's quite obvious given a moment's thought.

>>84093267
L Y N C H E D

>>84091953
M O N T A N A
O
N
T
A
N
A

>>84091370

>Republicans are the entire spectrum of the right

How do you even get this brainwashed?

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>>84093267
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>84090340
>what was Ike even doing throwing the dice in his room?

Playing a Fighting Fantasy book, because no one will play D&D with such an angry manlet.

>>84092810

Can't believe this was cut. The people at Cannes would've loved it.

>>84090032
>>84090773
>>84090875
OUR GIRL
U
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G
I
R
L

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUlFAf6APzZ/?taken-by=elle_satine

>>84092539
it's meant to be saying that the same shit that was going on before is still happening. There are still underage prostitutes, there is still kids taking cocaine in high school etc etc

>>84093525
Well, Vin Diesel is a known fan of D&D, so it's obvious.

>>84092441
thank you.

>>84091194
>Dude, where's my car?

>Where's your car dude?

>>84091000
Cooper and Sonny Jim will always be pure together

>>84092865
yrev very good to see you again

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>"James has always been cool"
>...And cut! Thanks for stopping by, James. You did great. I'll see you around, friend.

>>84093704

>James hasn't come back since "he was always cool"
>Wally hasn't come back since" that's a lovely turn of phrase"
>Nadine hasn't come back since watching a video of Jacoby

What did Lynch mean by this?

>>84090279
she would have been a qt when she was younger

>>84093382
Exactly, and thanks for the info on the current political situation in India.

>>84093267
You left out Annie getting BOBed to death and buried in a shallow unmarked grave.

Only true Lynch fans appreciate the sweeping scene

>>84093800
but didn't annie leave twin peaks and that's it? At least is what they said in yesterday's episode

>>84093836
You'd think they'd go talk to her since she was the last person to see good Coop.

>>84092140
when was this ever mentioned in the show?

>>84093800
If Annie got killed that is fuckin shit. Cooper got trapped in the lodge entirely to save Annie and he just got fucked over then.

>>84093889
Technically Truman was the last person to see good Coop

>>84093947
No, Annie saw good Cooper while they were both in the Lodge. Truman saw him before going in, but only bad Coop came out.

>>84093836

She left town and no one ever saw her again. Around the same time Cooper disappeared.

ie "Cooper" told her to meet him in a secret spot so he could "Protect" her.

>>84093947
Technically Leland Palmer was the last person to see good Coop, he asked him "have you seen Laura?" while in the lodge while he was making his way to the exit

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>>84092767
>>84092778
FUCKING FINISH THE JOB DON'T CUT TO A CLOSE UP OF JACQUES

Pretty sure Annie is dead. Once you put on that ring your fucked.

>but it got removed

Teresa died without it on.

>>84094035
that's not really leland though

>>84093264
David Lynch's son

>>84094035
We're talking about people who are outside the Lodge. Annie is the only one who went in and came out alive. She's the last person that saw good Cooper alive that anyone can talk to.

>>84094055
>JACQUES
you fuckin retarded or something?

>>84093267
if you were actually expecting Lynch to do what you wanted then you deserve everything you got

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Why aren't we talking about Audrey totally for sure 100% certain getting raped while comatose?

Annie was the only person who knew "the good Dale is still in the lodge". So maybe if she left town immediately to get away from DoppCoop she might still be alive in hiding.

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>tfw the inevitable scene when harry truman dies and his ashes are scattered on glastonberry grove just at the same moment dale cooper escapes the black lodge.

>>84094247

We are. We did. We have been.

>>84094199
Talking to her even this is questionable since the last time she was seen she was catatonic

who's the black guy then lads

is it meant to be BOB or some new spirit?

>>84094285
dale cooper is already out of the black lodge

Annie is dead, Lynch refuses to work with Heather Graham.

>>84094247
audrey is the rich billionaire who ows the new york property with the camera's and glass box.

>>84089952
Fuck she's so cute.

>>84094348
Thanks, Tracy

>>84094199

The fact that no one is finding out till now 25 years later that there are two Coops does not bode well for Annie.

>>84094387
she's a feminazi cunt irl tho

Matthew Lillard actually is a more accomplished actor than a lot give him credit for.

>>84094319
technically yes, but only his body.

>>84094413
she's a BEAUTIFUL SOUL and she's married

>>84094318
Rewatch episode two.

>>84094322
Why?

>>84094413
Shes a psycho NAAAAASTY WOMAN.

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>>84094424
>tfw I spent the whole scene thinking about how inefficiently he is sweeping and also how he should have a push broom

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>Still no Big Ed despite Everett McGill being confirmed on the casting list and shown in promo pictures

>>84094425
Lynch is yrev very good and finding talent where you'd least expect it

>>84094318
I don't know, but that scene was creepy as fuck.

>>84094526
never understood how given that his actors don't even audition properly, he just talks to them for a bit then tells them that they're hired

>>84090214

That woman having a hiphop theme is honestly the biggest mystery of the new season to me. I've finally been LYNCHED.

>>84094445
Because David Lynch originally found Heather Graham from a perfume commercial and she's a bitch to work with.

>>84090249
because it's funny

>>84094425
being cast as Shaggy will do that to you

>>84094424
Nice.

>>84094413

Good.

>>84093267
just think anon
all those characters you loved
all the wacky upbeat adventures they've been through
over the last 25 years their lives have been miserable and everything has become progressively worse

just like real life!

>>84094318

It's the Log Lady's husband. He's a spirit now.

>>84091438
HeloooooOoooOooOoo

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Have you ever studied your hand?

>>84091438
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84089952
Fellas, who is Joe mcklusky?

>>84093267
how to spot the comfyfag who didn't even watch fire walk with me and wasn't expecting something similar in tone

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>>84093736
Nostalgia fags getting LYNCHED

>>84093736
Worst of all, we still haven't seen Ed.

>>84094942
Why is he all burnt and why is he even there? He's the electrician.

>>84094776
I want to be more like this guy, how do I become more like this guy?

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>>84094645
Is this the most depressing show ever?

>How can I top last week's exciting 'Child is brutally run over by large truck while mother sobs still holding his lifeless body' scene?
Next Week:
>And by the way, Evil Coop raped every female in the cast too. Even Audrey, who was in a coma and then got pregnant. And also, Twin Peaks is still a hotbed for child prostitution. See you next week, television friends.

>>84094869
Box set monkeys who never watched a theatrical Lynch movie getting LYNCHED

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name their mixtape

>>84094942
Hmmm

>>84094942
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>84093601
>the whole ike the spike character is a joke to mock vin diesel being a manlet

>>84094776
guy in the back looks just like Killer Mike

>>84094515

These fucking hollywood types never do their research.

>>84094991
me on the right

>>84094991
Laura>Audrey

Audrey is the most overrated Twin Peaks girl

>>84095058
L O N D O N

>>84090875
>>>84093556
yes, so much better than fake face nasty woman that yells at her dying husband.

>>84091438
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84094991

daddy issues vol. 2

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>>84094942
>Replacing Ziggy Stardust with Das Bootman

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>>84095074

>ywn protect Laura from Leland and live happily ever after with her

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't think Vege Leo's party is one of the best scenes in the entire series
PLEASE tell me this isn't true. I don't want to believe it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUdP-xQyFmc

>>84095181
When is Leo coming back though

>>84095094
No kidding. She looks angelic in that set pic.

>7 episodes in
>still no audrey
>still no cooper
But it's all okay because I'm not supposed to enjoy it, I'm supposed to just get L Y N C H E D!!! Wow I love product placement!

>>84095181
Cucked by a doorknob

>>84095251
I fucking hate you stay off /sp/ and /tv/ and leave my country too

>>84094977
well at least cooper somehow did take her virginity as diserved

>>84092810
Him and Lynch should have done another movie together.

>>84092870
Was it part of Lynch's plan?

>>84095207
He's still struggling with the spiders, but I'm sure he'll get out of there any time now.

>>84095270
__________________________________________________no

There are people in the real world, right now, who would prefer a generic younger woman over Janey or Beverly.

>>84095251
Cooper is in every single episode.

What if Jerry being high is actually Cooper's mental state taking place in Jerry physically

>>84095251
We're closer, anon. The pieces are in place for someone in Twin Peaks to locate Coop thanks to the room key.

I'm unironically starting to think that they're gonna send James on a roadtrip to find Coop

>>84095251

if you don't like it, don't watch it

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>>84095251
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
C
H
E
D

You gotta go back. .

>>84095298
We've seen dougie jones and doppelcoop

Special Agent Dale Cooper has not yet appeared.

>>84094991

Garmonposeurs

>>84095329
well other than the first scene of episode 1

>>84095329
Fuck off you stupid tripshit.

>>84095329
>>84090219

>>84095251
No, you're supposed to enjoy it for what it is instead of comparing it to the past. It's a continuation, not a retread.

>>84095251
>literally incapable of enjoying the show without those two characters, even though one is a supporting character who got sidelined in the original series, and the other has been in every episode just with amnesia
How big of a pissbaby can you be? Just rewatch the original series if that's what you want.

>>84095329
Dougie Jones appeared in one episode and immediately died. The man we've been watching is Dale Cooper.

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>>84095302
>Lynch gives us a 15-minute longtake of James riding down the highway

>>84095350
as well as in episode 2... and 3....

>>84094991
My cousin looks very similar to young Sheryl Lee.

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>>84095329
>Special Agent Dale Cooper has not yet appeared.
>being this retarded

>>84091297
>300
310, reddit

>>84095251
>>84095329
>victorians

>>84092767
We do after Renault hangs up. The sweeper even does a twirling motion with the broom.

I've been thinking of laura from twin peaks a lot and through the power of LoA I met a girl who looked like her only sexier, and managed to fug her

probably my greatest achievement

investigate 311

>>84095428
subscribed ;^)

>>84090759

There was a point where I did too, around the time he started sweeping under stools and building the pile I just lost it.

I wonder if that was the desired effect.

>>84094086
Yes it is. You saw his doppelganger in 2x22. Doppelgangers have distinctive light blue eyes when they're in the lodge. Doppel-Leland never killed anyone. Start with the original series, then FWWM, then Missing Pieces, then new series.

>>84089952
https://youtu.be/ibMcII_kM2M

>>84095428
Congratulations, your fantasy was to fuck a literal 6/10 and you succeeded.

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Tonight's Episode of Showtime Presents: Twin Peaks: The Return was brought to you by Skype™ - I'll see you again in whenever I want, because I have Skype™ That's S-K-Y-P-E, Skype™!

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>>84095383

>five episodes are dedicated to James fucking random women along the way

>>84094348
It's Booper who owns Audrey's box, faggit

>>84095481
Kek

Laura being the object of everyone's attraction was honestly the most unrealistic part of Twin Peaks

>>84095464
How could it be the real Leland if he died in season 2? Bob left him as he hit his head I thought.

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>human spirits get trapped in wood
>lodge spirits travel through electricity
>wood can't conduct electricity

>>84095484
I don't think that was product placement, i think that was Doc Hayward's actor being sick

>>84095496
Nice to know she still looks like a man in a wig

>>84095484
Skype is free though, so how can it be product placement?

>>84095531
so they can never come out again

>>84094671
Then why does he want to be with BOB again?

>>84095550
>what are in-software advertisements
proper spastic

what if the woodsman is cooper's father

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>>84095520

I was sold on her after the scene with her and Bobby waiting for the drug dealer in FWWM

>ywn laugh hysterically on the forest soil in the nice cool chill of winter night with Laura

>>84095520
she's both cute and hot

has a lovely smile

I bet you fuck lots of 10/10 on a daily basis and wouldnt look twice at her though

>>84095609
qts

>>84095609
>MIKE
>BOB
>Mike
>Bobby

What did Lynch mean by this?

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>>84095609

what is it about her smile

she looks psychotic when smiling like that but it's so attractive

>>84095528
How can Laura Palmer be in the black lodge if she was killed? It's almost as if you're retarded.

>>84095652

Laura saying "Bobby, you killed Mike" is foreshadowing to BOB killing MIKE

BRAVO LYNCH

>>84095609
wtf she's gorgeous here

>>84095683
fuck, nevermind

For the past 3 weeks, I have been meticulously analyzing, with the use of my university's very expensive audio modulation equipment, the gramophone sounds that appeared in the first episode.
What I have discovered will shock and amaze you all.

WHY DID EVIL COOP RAPE SO MANY PEOPLE

THIS ISNT RIGHT

THIS ISNT RIGHT

>>84095747
>he wouldnt rape comatose audry

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>>84095724

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>>84093753
She was ok

>>84095724
Slot machine

new thread

>>84095771
>>84095771
>>84095771

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>>84095747
>Why did doopelcooper, possessed by BOB, a known rapist and murder, rape and murder so many people?

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The corn, Coohper

>>84095658
She could have played a killer Harley Quinn.

>>84095796
it boggles the mind

>>84094187

Yeah, but I mean... where was him on the episode?

>>84095484
I bet Microsoft gave Lynch a free Surface laptop to plug that shit

>>84091438
HELLLOOOO-oooooo-OOOOOO

>>84095887
he was the one who ran in and asked where he was

>>84095613
No, on the occasions that I do fuck anything I'm lucky if they're 4s, but I'm honest about it. I don't get stockholm syndromed into thinking a 6/10 actress is "cute and hot". Go outside. Go to the mall or the park. I promise you you'll find 10 women more attractive than prime Sheryl Lee in an hour's time.

>>84095747

He is BOB, eager for fun.

>>84095484
how terribly unrealistic that someone would use skype to converse with someone else. fucking dropped this garbage series look at that faggot in the woods with an iphone i mean who the fuck has iphones?

>>84095520
I still remember being a teenager, 10/10's were never the girls people were most drawn to.

6-7's with attitude, an aura and optionally who put out were the girls who always had people in their orbit.

>>84095395
Hey MFAP how did you get out of the black lodge

Is it...
future...
or is it...
past?

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>>84095855
I know this man...

>>84096084
>6-7's with attitude, an aura and optionally who put out were the girls who always had people in their orbit.

So slampigs.

No town is crying over the death of a slampig.

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>>84096090

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>tfw mark frost watched his dead dad's final acting scene on Father's day

i bought his shitty book today

>>84095855
>not The Garmobozia, Bob