Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong?

>>84089364
what episode?

he's got a point, you DON'T give a child a toy without batteries
(if this is the scene i'm thinking of)

>>84089440
Literally episode 1, dipshit.

>>84089543
it better be, faglord

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>>84089543
>Literally episode 1

>doesn't know it's the "social worker thinks Hank is hitting Bobby" episode is #1
>shggity diggity do

How many men have you killed, /tv/?

>>84090564
so which one is the op? just saw episode 1 and that wasn't it

>>84090648
episode 2, it's a running joke

>>84090564
Oh, well it was the first episode I saw so I'm not wrong.

>>84090690
just an autistic faggot.

Peggy is always wrong

>>84090648
https://youtu.be/KlK0acJFn3U

>didi: hank was always a very angry person even in preschool
>hank: you are a bald faced liar!
>cotton: Amen

fucking loved Cotton, my favorite quote of his is
"i don't take no anesthetic! Did Lincoln ask for any girly gas when they blowed his head off?"

Twigboy

>Cotton 2 days

>Bobby 3 days

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>>84090907
i hated this fucker so god damn much

>>84090868
IF YOU DRIVE A NAZI CAR OR I-TALIAN SCOOTER GET YOUR AXIS LOVIN ASS OUTTA HERE

>>84090970
YOU DON'T DESERVE NO HITLER'S CANOE

>>84089364
peggy

>what's the suicide rate out here
>you mean, right here

>>84089364
Cotton was never in Munich

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>>84089364
bobbys a great shot so most likely everyone but bobby and cotton

>>84091002
Cracks me up every time

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>>84089364
Peggy. Peggy is always in the wrong.

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>>84091002
>cotton needed the money badly
>but his self respect was worth more then some nu male cuck's money
>he threw it back at his face

>>84091188
>OMG IMMA CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND WITH A HOT TV STAR
>WAHHH

>>84089364
>WELL GO ON WOMAN GET ME MY DINNER

>>84091188

>she actually thought an extremely famous Mexican TV star wanted to leave his supermodel wife for her

Peggy is the cancer that simply won't go into remission.

cotton, he should have gotten bobby an entry level AR at LEAST

>Them Tojos were comin' at me faster'n I could gut'em, so I had to gut'em faster

>>84091319
i watched the episode recently and she thought his wife was dead because he told peggy "she was with her ancestors" but she actually meant grandparents

>Cotton Hill: [Speaking to Peggy as he lies on his deathbed] This was supposed to happen to you. You're worthless. You're not even good enough to be married to my worthless nothing of a loser son!

>>84091285
>>84091319
Was I supposed to empathize with her by the end? Because I didn't

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>>84089364
Obviously Peggy.

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Alright Topsy, let's roll.

>>84089364
Peggy, always.

>>84091413

Of course not.

You're never supposed to empathize with Peggy. She's a villain.

One of the best parts about Dale is that he hates her as much as the audience and delights in her misfortunes.

>>84091561
He doesn't care much for her in the early seasons, but I'm pretty sure that dale only likes to see her birthday go wrong, as it was a recurrent thing

Childhood is hating Peggy, adulthood is realizing she was right.

>>84091829
Taking a women's studies class is not adulthood.

>tfw smoke like some kind of european nazi

>>84091829
>HOOYEAH
makes me want to punch babies

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>>84091188
The only time I was on Peggy's side is in this episode. Denying someone a proper education because he's good at football is wrong. the fact that teachers, her husband, and other grown ass adults care so much about highschool football is fucking pathetic.
You want him to stay on the team? Get him a fucking tutor to keep a C average at least jesus.


I can't think of any other time in the entire show where I actually agreed with Peggy though

>>84089364
>let's see work out the design errors of your go cart by making a -tv cabinet -
I love the way hank emphasized words when talking about propane and things he enjoys

>>84091959

It's still and extremely common thing in Texas. If you're a good enough football player you don't have to do shit in school. They have a pretty unhealthy obsession with their local high school teams winning conference/state titles.

>>84091959
Its Texas. That episode episode was entirely based in realism.

>>84092282
>>84092396
>I didn't make the football team in high school.

>>84092432
>I have no education or cartilage in my knees at 30

>>84092396
Oh I get it, just because I'm from Texas I must be some kind of redneck right? Well that's just sad

>>84092722
>Contact sports are for uneducated brutes! I played soccer instead!

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What would Cotton have done?

>>84092851
>Periodic table?

>>84092960
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food

Was it true that Hank & Peggy only ever had sex once a week missionary style for the sole purpose of recreation?

>>84093057
>once a week
Ha I doubt that

>>84093057
>procreation
REPEAT AFTER ME : NARROW-

>>84093143
BWAHHH that's bedroom talk

There was this really hilarious fanfic where Peggy cucks Hank with John Redcorn. I wish I could find it again.

>>84091147
Bobby basically looks exactly like cotton. Whenever they showed a flashback of cotton in his war years or as a cadet, he looks identical to Bobby. He also adopts a lot of skills such as the shooting and the fact that Hank doesn't understand his father and seeks his approval and support is ironic because Bobby seeks the same thing and hank albeit better than his father, fails to understand Bobby. The later seasons Bobby picks up a few of hanks interests and vise versa.

cotton was in the wrong for giving Hank PTSD whenever he tried to shoot guns

>So are you Chinese or Japanese?
>I'm Laotian
>The ocean? What ocean?

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>>84094380

THAT IS A WOMB

THE INSIDE OF A WOMANS WOMB

>>84094842

funny moment I forgot about

>>84095060

cotton is a worldly man

>>84089364
htt
ps://cyt
u.be
/r/kin
gofthehill

>>84092851
He's not saying that playing sports is a negative thing at all, he's just saying that you shouldn't neglect an education

>>84090720
This.
Peggy is such a fucking fool.

what episode was this, goddammit

episode 2 is the sex ed episode

Reminder that Peggy gave her virginity to a literal faggot in some vain attempt to turn him straight.

>>84091829
Like the time she abducted a small, Mexican girl and nearly faced jail time because she was too stubborn to admit she can't speak Spainish?

>>84092959

Locked him in a dumpster in the middle of the summer.

8th episode

shins of the father

>>84093341

Shhhhhh you're going to get the attention of that asshole who always posts the snuff fanfic.

>>84091959
>mfw Brendan Fraser was the Flyin Hawaiian

>>84091829
Oh yeah the time she gave her virginity to a faggot in an attempt to turn him straight, episode she tried to fuck via con dios tv priest because she was tutoring his, and that episode she threw a fit because Hank got mono because a woman forced a kiss on him was so right of Peggy.

Hank, you won the big game, so Im buying you and your friends HOOKERS!

>>84091413
>>84091319
>>84091188
what episode is this?

>>84096184
"Eh heh, yeah not every dad would do that to his son. I mean, for his son."