What would you have done in this situation /tv/?

>>84088658
Anal.

>>84088658
Multiple balls deep cream pies.

>>84088658
rape

>>84088702
this, i would fertilize her eggs until i vanished

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>>84088658
>not getting blown by your hot mother

Just watched this... Heavy.

>>84088687
>>84088702
>>84088708
you're all liars

Not fuck her because she is my mother

atleast a handy or blowjob not sure about going any further

>>84088687
fpbp

>>84088732
bullshit, if i had the chance to fuck marty mclfys mom, i would jump at it

stop serializing your mom

>>84088658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5aRcwHULaI

>>84088658
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>84088732
I WOULD PUMP SO MUCH CUM DOWN HER COLON, SHE'D BE SHITTING ME OUT FOR A WEEK!!

>>84088922
me first

>>84088876
>didn't even bother getting someone who looks like the original actors
>didn't even bother getting the hairdo right

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>no tits
>no ass
>weird voice
Do a hard pass on the literal 4/10 and get home to take Claudia Wells and/or Elisabeth Shue's virginity at the lake.

Is prime Lea Thompson the perfect woman? Her daughter looks dopey as hell and a feminist retard yet doesn't have the problem doing explicit scenes with James Franco and the narrative that she's just a gold digger in the movie.

>>84089003
>he doesnt want to take his own moms virginity

lmao cuck

>>84089003
I want to have a threesome with Jennifer Parker and Jennifer Parker.

>>84088658
commit incest

>>84089054
Prime Lea Thompson had on-screen sex with Prime Scientology-Free Tom Cruise.

That's all there needs to be said about that.

>>84089383
I know right, self-inserted as Tom Cruise in that scene, many good times were had.

>>84089469
>self-inserted as Tom Cruise
tried doing that but i just can't see myself as a manlet

>>84089763
Haha I pity you then.

>>84088658

Between takes I would ask Lea Thompson if she wanted to do coke in my trailer and bone. Then I would take out a large Long-term Disability insurance policy and invest in stem cell research

>>84088658
It would make sense if I created a second timeline, fuck her, and then create a third timeline to stop this and then come back. Or live with her in the second time. But why would you marry your mother?

become my own father.

>>84089872

Holy shit hahaha

>>84088658

I would have warned her about the JFK assassination so that way her and George can have come up with a plan to somehow stop the shooter on the grassy knoll

>>84088687
>>84088702
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>>84088922
Oedipus pls go

>>84088726
You wouldn't vanish but you would change into a retarded incest baby

Like the average muslim

>>84090671
and big bro!

Stay in the past and marry her, then use my knowledge of future events to become rich through investing.

>>84088658
if it were my mom? nope.avi get the fuck outta there

if it were his mom? i'd have piledrived her in the back of the seat and creampied her

Get a blowjob and make her swallow

>>84088658
giver a good ol' smooch on the lips and say "good golly"

>>84088658
fucked her
pound that tight teen pussy
i mean that kind of fucking that makes her pussy grip
shit shes not my mom shes martys mom

>>84088658
i dont fuck less than 8's sorry

>>84094222
Teenage pussy really do grip when they get super horny I watched some teenage girl fuck an oldman on pornhub I think and the old guy was like "wow you're getting tighter" during climax.

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>>84088658
MOMMY GIMMIE MILKY

>>84094632
i know from experience
its kino for your dick

>>84088658
I'd let Biff rape her and jack off while I watched it.

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>>84088658
Of course.... (笑´・艸・)

>tfw we will never get Back to the Future Part 4 where Marty sends his daughter (Zoey Deutch) to the future to find a cure for his parkinsons and she finds her future self (played by Lea Thompson) and the two have lesbian sex/masturbation for the rest of the film

would be kino tbhfam

>>84088658
suck those titties dry

baby's first rights to what's his

>>84088658
Three simple words

"I am gay"

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>>84088658
lube up her armpit and fuck it

>>84088658
>rape

>>84096692
Reminder that it was the 50's.
She'd prolly think it was because you never had the right pussy and still go for you.

>>84088658
she's sexy

fuck!

i would at least make-out, feel her up and down, and rub her clit and pussy ferociously

you know, then finger her ass

start sucking her chest

eat her pussy

eat her ass

>>84097152
This is why we need a wall.

>>84088658

You know what the really funny thing about this scene is? I love how Marty's plan to get his parents back together is to sexually assault his mom and have his dad rescue her. Really. That was the BEST plan he could come up with.

So here's MY idea. I would tell her she's stupid or fat or has no ass or literally the million and one things a guy can say to woman to break up with you....then have my dad come in and mock kick my ass, she's leaves with him. The end. Did the writers forget how women work, ESPECIALLY woman who are in love? It's like walking on eggshells with them. Chris Rock said it best. You ruin the mood, those panties coming up awfully fast. And he's right 10/10.

Nope. Gotta grab them mom titties because...comedy?

>>84089872
underrated

nope nope nope nope. I'd fuck Marty's mom, but not my mom.

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>>84089872
/thread

>>84097904
But what if Marty's mom is your mom?

I would not be able to pass up the chance to become my own father.

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>>84089054
>Her daughter looks dopey as hell
"NO"

>>84094632
Can you expand on this?

>>84094632
>ywn feel that feeling again
fug

>>84098302
tfw you realize zoey deutch is daughter! beauty runs deep!

inb4- i'm in hetero-normative hell!