wow...

Miranda isn't there either though

>we were in a children's TV show a decade and a half ago that means I must be involved in everything in your personal life

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Why doesn't Josh like his broke bro Drake lads?

>>84078363
They were good friends years before the show aired. They're childhood friends

>>84078363
he never states what kind of message really.

JUST

>>84078395
Josh didn't want poor people at his wedding.

sad

Literally the white Kenan and Kel. The fat one becomes successful, the skinny one fades into nothingness.

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>>84078384
The last thing Josh needs on one of the biggest days of his life is Drake lurking around 'networking' with his showbiz friends (begging them for roles) and constantly making Drake and Josh references in front of everyone when Josh has let it go

>>84078293
>be chad on your show
>go into hollywood expecting to be hot shit
>become broke

Is there a worse fate than being broke in hollywood? Everything about the lifestyle needs money. The clothes the house the cars the parties. You cant just be good friends with everyone and end up broke because youre dead to them after that. Theyre not inviting you to their summer beach party. You cant keep up appearances and even that is a death sentence for your career as you apply for roles.

drake couldn't make it anyway

he was too busy walking around disneyland

>>84078506
what happened to kel? he seemed to be the funnier of the two growing up but somehow he just didnt make it?

Was anyone from nick invited?

>>84078559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9lq7Cvxa3E

Was Miranda invited?

>>84078939
christ

He's got John fucking Stamos
He doesn't need anyone else 2bh

i wonder if john stamos fucked his bride

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>>84079072

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>>84079072
>>84079115
STOP!

>>84079115
JUST

>>84079115
shit is that real

>>84079072

Who the hell is Nikki Blonsky?

>>84078293
Josh is hot a hell, who would've known he'd turn out this way?

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>>84079297

>>84079115
That can't be real

>>84079115
Pffftttt ahahahaha

>>84079072
Is funny because Amanda is just as irrelevant.

>>84079072
>>84079115
>hollywood stars are just as sad as the lonely neets on this board

makes them feel human i guess

>>84079115
Desperate Jenna will always be funny

How did Miranda end up?

>>84079412
It's not

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>>84079072

>literal who btfos literal who

kek

>>84078559
he's a preacher/motivational speaker now iirc

JUST

>>84079354
amanda was so cute, what happened

>>84078506
Kenan is hardly successful. Having Fat Albert and being known as the guy who can't move on from SNL is pretty pathetic. And Kel isn't in the same position as Drake Bell, as far as I know. Josh might not have much going for him either but at least he's shown that he doesn't have to cling on to one thing to be famous.

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Drake would've just been a thorn in Josh's side at that wedding hitting up all the party guests for work since he's dead broke.

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>>84079115
Do you think Jenna ever binge watches The Office on Netflix?

>>84079973
Drugs

>>84079115
Why is she so obsessed with this man?

>>84080041
Not to mention drake is a 5/10 at best, only >=8/10s were allowed entry.

>>84080106
The office was the high point of her life so she tries to get attention by faking a online friendship with him.

>>84079354
Wait a second, is that Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray?!

>>84079973

Dan Schneider happened.

>>84078507
>hug me my brother

>>84078518
Drakes gotta get a job in real estate now like vanilla ice oh and kels still in Nickelodeon

>>84080001
How much does SNL pay its cast members anyways?
I imagine he stays on for financial security at this point.

>>84078363
He was bumming him up for $600 thousand.

>>84079115
That's sad she's still in character

>>84080065
Be kinda sad if she did

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>>84079354
>>84080437

>>84080601
>kels still in Nickelodeon
Based Kel BLACKING those cunnies.

>>84080106
He moved on and became a superchad

>>84079303
Proof you can unJUST yourself.

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>his bail was 20% of his net worth

JUST

>>84081234
-$120 thousand?

>>84081234
>>84081234
>they paid him to get the fuck out of the holding cell

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>>84079973

>>84079303
It makes sense. Dan didn't molest him because he was too fat. Then he got in shape and could outrun him.

>>84081234
>Drake starts asking the homeless people in his cell if they got any money they could spare

>>84078293
Imagine how fucking annoying Drake must be IRL. Like from im lead to believe hes a wreck when it comes to booze and it was probably a headache to be around. Josh made the adult decision to cut him out of his life because he was a negative person.

Now hes airing his dirty laundry in public? Shows him his true demeanor.

>>84078293
how does josh know JOHN STAMOS?

I wonder what its like being josh and having left behind all your old friends because they didnt make it and kinda died. Like you probably like drake but dont want him begging all your friends at your wedding for an acting role.

Getting successful while your friends dont sounds like it sucks.

>tfw you and all your friends became successful in different fields
dodged a bullet there

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>>84078293
Is Josh the American Matthew Lewis?

>>84081551
They were on the show "Grandfathered" together.

Imagine how btfo drake feels that a giy he worked with for one tv season gets invited tp the wedding and not you.

>>84081001
Lol that had him dressed up and acting like some jiggaboo uncle tom

>>84081633
>get handsome
>still no roles

>>84081684
John Stamos > Drake Bell
John Stamos > anybody

>>84081747
>handsome
>balder than bruce willis by 25

>>84081747
So yes?

>>84078559
He signs bottles of orange soda at conventions and has a show on Nickelodeon. He seems to be doing better than Drake, desu

>>84078939
I remember watching this years ago, holy shit this is funny.

>>84078293
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT
I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAAY

>>84080984
That is fucked up, reminds me of how don rickles would make fun of people with bad careers saying you were so good, now it's time to quite or it's all over now its gone

>>84078506

Ironically, the same thing happened with them. Kel didn't invite Kenan to his wedding.

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>>84079973

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>>84082025

>>84081827
He seems to own fast food places etc too and has grown kids

>>84078293
i was pretty sure i heard Peck was a faggot and i made my peace with it, but i didnt know he married a woman. that was even more shocking than uncle jesse being there

>>84082141
Holiy shit! Mrianda's eyes are full of suffering, disgust and anguish.

>>84082311
>he thinks people marry for love

underage out

>>84078384

>in a lot of debt
>go to Disney Land 200+ times a year

Drake has some demons in his closet.

Josh knows what it is and it's probably the main reason why Drake wasn't invited.

>>84079115
I should there an album where I can see tweets she's sent him?

>>84082406
>he thinks he goes there for pleasure
He fucking lives there

>>84081684
I could have sworn he had Drake on an episode.

Maybe they fell out

Hmm, both Josh and Miranda at least had network failures while Drake just lost his VA gig . It's suffering...

>>84081756
Calm down, Dave

I mean to be fair, the thing Josh is probably most known for nowadays is for occasionally showing up in that one fag's vlogs.

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>>84082406
All child stars are molested

>>84078293
is this NTR?

>>84083192
Elijah Wood seems fairly well adjusted.

>>84083263
Didn't he also come out about child molestation in hollywood?

>>84083314
he was molested daily on the lotr set

>>84083314
Yup. And that's why he's pretty JUST'd these days

>>84083263
He was the good son all along

>>84083343
That scene when he jumps into Gandalf's arms always looks weird

>>84083343
He was 19 when they filmed though

>>84083403
You mean Ian McKellen? Nah, he'd never do such a thing
I mean, yes, he is best friends with Bryan Singer a known paedophile rapist in hollywood
And yes, Ian attends Singer's twink parties

But come on, that doesn't automatically make him some type of rapist. I mean, an old British actor of that much clout who used to work very closely with the BBC and who is now deeply enthralled with hollywood and who.... oh wait...

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>>84083314

he backtracked on it because he was threatened to get gangraped by the biggest blackest dicks (((they))) could find.

>>84083192
shit, now I can't watch that show anymore, that's just depressing

>>84083263
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/elijah-wood-pedophilia-hollywood-problem-1201781021/

>>84079354
Goddamn I wanna pound her fat ass and squeeze that big tummy.

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>>84078394
>he believes the PR bullshit from 10 years ago
AHAHAHA and Ariana and McCurdy were best friends too, right? HAHAHAHA

>>84083192
>>84083536
That Reddit post isn't about Dewey.
They mention paying for their sibling's rehab but Erik Per Sullivan is an only child.

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>>84084186
I want to hold him and tell him its all ok...
Must protect

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>>84084511
no

>>84079176
Was he a draw?

>>84084246
what about the other brothers? do any of them fit the description?

>>84084511
He had teen Hudgens
I don't feel sorry for him

>>84084587
I think Reese had gotten into producing and seemed to be doing good though the only show I can remember him producing was the Sons of Tucson flop

>>84084560
Tarantino needs to cast him in a film fast

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>>84083314
he said it was prevalent but he never saw it himself nor did anything happen to him.
>>84083355
he's the opposite of JUST'd though. The Lord of the Rings cast is immune to JUST, no matter how hard Sean Astin tries to force it upon himself.
>mfw Billy Boyd is almost 50
he ages better than Aragorn what the fuck

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>>84084748
>Tarantino

...yeah I guess you haven't seen a picture of Uno Farto recently

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>>84085035
when you're in a group photo with Steve Buscemi, Michael Marsden, and Harvey Keitel and YOU look like shit, that's a problem

>>84085035
Looks like ray from trailer park boys

>>84085098
I forgot Chris Penn died

>>84085098
Tim Roth is still rocking it.

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>>84084969
>Billy Boyd is almost 50
wtf

>>84078293

i was thinking that the wife made josh not invite drake because she's afraid drake would come between them and josh will not spend time with her anymore.

drake tweeted something like "it's official" or "it's now clear" about their cutting ties which sounds to me that drake already had prior indications of josh not wanting to be friends with him anymore.

>>84082847

drake guest-starred in one ep of grandfathered

>>84085596
they started filming the Lord of the Rings 20 years ago

>mfw they have a budget of $90 million each
>shot mostly on location or in sets
>all those extras with complete costumes
>Weta Digital was made in order to do the CGI for the films, it literally didn't exist until that point
>they had to completely invent ways to create CGI armies
>they had to completely invent how to create Gollum
>the movies still look impressive to this day

Peter Jackson is a fucking god-tier filmmaker for pulling that off. Every single element of those movies was done perfectly. The acting, the score, all of it.

But his legacy was ruined by Warner Bros threatening to hire Bret Ratner to direct The Hobbit unless he directed it, giving him just over 6 months of pre-production compared to the 3 years Lord of the Rings had, and then halfway through production turning the 2 films into 3 films without giving him more time by pushing the release dates back, just because they wanted more money. And they ended up sucking, and Jackson ended up getting the blame for it.

WB didn't learn either, based on what they did with Affleck.
>Move Live By Night from winter 2017 to October 2016 so he has time to write and direct Batman
>Live By Night is a commercial and critical failure, ending his then-perfect streak as a director (all 3 of his previous films has 94% on Rotten Tomatoes)
>nevermind he's not directing The Batman anymore, he's still writing it
>actually nevermind he's not writing it anymore, but at least he's in it
>oh he's in rehab now, go greenlight Batgirl

>>84086298
For what it's worth, Live By Night had some serious fucking issues (especially among pacing, as well as plot holes) that required a complete script rewrite
Any director worth their salt would've worked tirelessly to fix that script

>>84079737
she went to USC and earned the nickname "ghost of USC"

>>84080984
oh my god

>>84082025
ITS NOT FAIR!!!!!

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>>84082141
>those tears in her eyes

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>>84085035

>>84086298
>rotten tomatoes
And here comes marvel to ruin yet another thread they have nothing to do with

>>84087371
>marvel
... what?

>>84078293
He's such a petty little cricket eating bitch. I don't know who's worse off, him or Orlando Brown (Raven's male friend from That's So Raven)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaQcD5mh5ww

>>84078293
>one of the most important days of my life meant for my wife and our moms
>I should invite the burnout who I worked with years ago who continually proves to be a fuck up
>otherwise he might whine in a public sphere as if I owe him something

>>84086648
not if the film is suddenly pushed forward over a year and you barely have time to film it, let alone fix the script

>>84087540
the problems with the script aren't minor things like slightly off pacing, or bad character development/motivations
We're talking plot holes and pacing that feels like they just got bored halfway through writing it. And the story is relatively complex such that just simplifying it probably would've solved a lot of the issues

But yeah, a decent script doctor could've fixed it (to a passable extent) in a month I fully believe

>>84087057
ECKZ BAWKZ

>>84087671
would that script doctor be directing and starring in the film as well? While also doing press for Batman v Superman (dealing with the films poor reception as well) and starting filming Justice League too? Wasn't he going through a divorce at the same time? I feel like Sad Affleck wasn't just caused by BvS's critical reception

>>84084560
is his version of a shower getting splashed at splash mountain?

>>84079297
She's from this movie called Shampoo I think.

>>84080117
Drake is a fucking 2.

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>>84084511
I don't. He and Aaron should have a sword fight in a Disneyland hotel room.

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>>84081467

>>84086729
What does that mean?

>>84088288
>be famous
>still look good
why not just date a hot cake and let her take care of you?

>>84088615
she got bukkake'd by the football team

>>84078559
he grew up and became waka flocka flame

>>84088615
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

>>84081234
That's a great mugshot, he looks good here.

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>>84089317
I'll fix that

>>84081385
>>84081284
My sides

>>84084748
Yeah he can give a blowjob to a black guy

>>84085035
He had like a seven-head to begin with; I do not blame him for going Michael Madsen on us.

>>84079115
I was literally just sitting wondering what the japanese thing where you repair stuff with gold was called as i clicked on this thread, no joke. How do I use my powers for good?

>>84081782
Are you trying to imply Bruce Willis and Jude Law aren't handsome as fuck despite receding hairlines in their prime?

>>84085098
Is it weird that I think Tarantino actually looks more normal now? He looks like a weird uncle instead of a hollywood cartoon character.

>>84079303
He still has a fucked up bod from being fat though.

>>84085035
He's turning into late 70's Brando

>>84091276
how?

Alright /tv/, what needs to happen for Drake to be unJUST?

>>84091806
Move on

>>84088615

Not going to meme you since you seem legitimately curious.

She lives a relatively normal life, but she can't escape her fame, especially surrounded by people that all grew up watching her on TV.

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poor guy

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>>84085035

>>84088637
They are celebrities who managed to become piss poor, their ego are so gigantic and disturbed even women in their 30's can see they are broken beyond repair

>>84079973

Dan happened. Also was BLACKED in that movie

>>84082141

Dan totally broke her

>>84082141
Why is she crying bros?

>>84078559
He was on SNL recently to do a Kenan and Kel reunion skit. Nothing since then I don't think.

>>84080984
Isnt this how jewish people connect with each other though. Most jewish stories start with " I took a chance", " I was in the area" or " I saw him at service and went over". She's just doing it online. Its sad that shes milking hairspray but cant say she didnt try.
I guess we can say she didnt try. Sje was so elitist and demanding that people quit booking her. She apoligized but no one bought it. Kinda sad. Also I think she wanted too much free stuff. Like a lot of comps. I know of about two but it sounds like she went overboard. Sad.
So she gets roles but she doesnt have heat anymore.

>>84079973
A combination of Dan Schneider and MK Ultra.

>>84084186
doing a signing at a fucking mall is how you know you have hit the bottom as an actor

>>84084186
>peck's picture

>>84092091
white booooooooooooi

>>84085189
Oh shit that's accurate

>>84086298
Its not his fault it flopped unless he casted elizabeth olsen!
Also I cant take rotten tomatoes seriously anymore. They all copy each others reviews.

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>>84085035
>it is very good to see you again old friend

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>>84080065

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FORESHADOWING KINO

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>>84079973

>>84081001
Not unless he has Dan's approval.

>>84078559
He has a supporting role on some Nickelodeon sitcom. I think the one about gamer girls coding

>>84085035
Doppletino

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Damn.. I relate to Drake Bell right now.

My best friends of 5 years didn't invite me to their wedding. He asked me to be his best man two years ago when he got engaged, and now I'm not even invited to the wedding next month.
Everyone else got their invitations two months ago. They haven't even texted me since March, so I have no idea why.

>>84096074
tell me about your friends soon to be wife

>>84082141
>>84082025
The weak should fear the strong

>>84092802
post vid

>>84095163
I'm dead lmao

>>84096074
IT'S OVER anon. Move on already or do us all a favor and just fucking neck yourself

>>84096074
Don't know the situation but 95% of the time it's usually the woman.

>>84096074
I would probably tell him off if I were you, but that's just how much of a petty vengeful prick I am.

>>84086298
Wait what? Brett Ratner?

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>>84096074
Anon he's a fag who takes life too serious. If he thinks he's too good for another human being than maybe he was always a woman worshipping cuckold

>>84085098
They all look close to death

H he'll find a way right guys? :(

>>84086298
The appendices are GOAT

>>84086298
This. I'm copying this post and posting it in every "why was The Hobbit bad?" thread I see until the end of time

I just checked his twitter, sad as fuck dude. He's even begging Jhon Stamos for an oportunity and he just ignore him.

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Do you agree /tv/?

>>84096074
did you throw him a bachelor party? that's your job

maybe your invitation got lost in the mail?

I envy Dan. All that easy cunny.

>>84097221
I am sorry Anon. Some stories just dont have happy endings.

>>84089409
Did he actually put on a Spider-Man costume for something?

Didnt drake made a parody movie about heroes?

>>84097475

Laurel and Hardy

that was hard

>>84097842
>>84097813
Yeah. He looks so old now.

youtube.com/watch?v=URm_0DJGifM

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>>84097901
I swear to god he is looking more and more like Charlie Sheen

>>84097901
This is actually adorable

>>84097901
>he actually replies to people talking about his financial situation
kek.

>>84082141
>>84092797
>>84086817
>>84082328
It was the season finale, you cretins. Stop spreading false rumors about Schneider, you're going to ruin the career of an innocent man who's done nothing legally wrong. You're accusing him of things I didn't do.

>>84097842
Ya, Superhero Movie. He played a Spiderman like character

>>84085098
Chris Buscemi looks like a literal cancer patient even more so than usual

>>84098287
go to bed dan

>>84092088
How does one even live in Disneyworld? Wouldn't they kick him out?

>>84098856
probably the staff feels bad for him

Would you rather be Drake or Anthony Burch?
Choose wisely /tv/

>>84098647
You know your life is sad when people in YouTube comments pity you

>>84094027

HOLY FUCK

>>84098856
I don't think he literally lives there in the sense of sleeping there or whatever
But I wouldn't doubt it if they hired him to just come and walk around regularly
They pay people to walk around in costumes and take pictures, why not pay a minor celebrity who's down on his luck to do the same thing?

I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT

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>>84080984
>Matt Harvey fucked this

>>84078293
>if anyone opposes to this wedding
>I DO
>MEGAN...

>>84078293
How do I get hair like the men in this pic?

What's this style called?

Autistic neet here.

>>84079115
She's at a level at par with that /sp/ autist.

>>84081385
>Why were you giving handjobs to the other inmates?
>I WAS ACTING, I'M A METHOD ACTOR! CHRIST!

can someone give me the quick rundown on dan "spread em wider" schneider

>>84099431
"No"

>>84078394
I'm sure something happened around the time Josh started drastically improving his life while Drake just kept being a lazy delusional bum who thought he could ride on his Nickelodeon fame for the rest of his life that split them apart. Drake seems like one of those guys who will be friends with you as long as he's ahead in life but the moment you start doing better he accuses you of leeching off him to get where you're at and demands you let him mooch off you.

>>84097475
abbott and costello (optional and the wolfman)

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>>84085035
Is he preparing for a Phantasm reboot?

>>84081876
MY SIDES

>>84085035
really like this look desu

>>84083192
woah bryan cranston is a nice guy?
i always thought he killed hookers or something

>>84094027
yrev

thank god this thread is still alive..i love Drake JUST threads

I don't understand how this happens. Shouldn't he have made enough contacts working for Viacom to at least get on some shitty countdown shows on MTV or VH1?

What about YouTube and Patreon? He had to have had enough fans to make a decent living with his shitty music or as an influencer. Did he really do nothing but play what he thinks is the coolest version of himself on TV and call it a day?

>>84100640
honestly he's probably too stupid to know about patreon. he could make a killing off of beaners. he's huge in mexico.

>>84100655
Yes, Drake and josh is huge here

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Drake still got it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4roVHKtxo
Sean Astin too

MIRANDA SAVE US

Nearly 3k a month is still fine, he shouldn't be bankrupt or homeless if he wasnt trying to keep up apperances.

He has enough money for a house in the suburbs and a couple of cars.

>>84100750
His house was foreclosed, and reports suggest he's been spending 18k a month. Meaning that his 600k debt is much larger than it used to be.

>>84100875
Thats my point. He could just downsize his fucking life and live a upper-middle class life without ever working again. It's just ego.

What are people gonna say? "Oh wow, this child actor isn't living in a hollywood hills mansion, his two story house only has 3 bedrooms instead of 8 and he only a half-sized pool instead of a full one"

>>84100697
Welp, now I've gotta watch it, looks shitty but has Drake.

>>84100697
is that satire?
it is right?

>>84097475
Drake and Debt

>>84097475
Debt and Josh

>>84100948
I think Drake Bell's too used to living the high life of parties and Disneyland to consider penny pinching. He doesn't seem particularly bright enough to know how to plan out his finances.

>>84086729
went to USC while she was there, and have never heard that

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>>84096074
It's always the cunt bro.

Women are different than men, they don't generally have lifelong close friends and rely on hopping between groups and then eventually solely relying on a partner as their "best friend".

Men on the other have meet other men when they're children or teenagers, connect with them and stay connected for life. Women see this as a threat and try their hardest to remove you from their partner's life, gradually tearing you out of the picture until you're faded out of memory and existence altogether like when they change the timeline in Back to the Future.

>>84098647
Khan Kuck needs to back the fuck off.

Drake now does gigs at high school proms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H68XqJW6MHA

What's dan schienders nickname again?

>>84082141
I bet Dan is the main reason why Miranda became the ghost of USC. That fucking old ass man destroyed her soul and dignity. Fuck!!

>>84097901
Dan taught him well, if you know what I mean.

>>84084186
Could this set BE any better?

>>84101326
For real? Did you never hear any rumor/story about her?

Just look at the lifestyle josh is living and compare it to the lifestyle drake has with his homelesness and having a single pair of clothes. Lmao.

>>84079115
This tweet either got deleted, or it's fake

>>84096074
Holy hell, are you all autists or why haven't you considered a simple option of ASKING HIM why he didn't invite you.

>>84097901
what the fuck was the point of this shit

>>84101788
I think he was hoping to do something like those Elsa/Spider-man videos but fucked up. Or he was babysitting someone else's kids and got really fucking bored.

>>84081747
>never have to work a single day in your life while raking in that sweet Harry Potter money

>>84101788
"this should go viral and will help relaunch my acting career"

>>84098647
>120.326 visualizaciones

You need to go back.

Jesus it's like Drake and Josh never finished and the show became much more cynical.

I don't know why you would even do a Nick kidcom. Unlike family sitcoms from major networks, Nick kidcoms never get syndicated outside of late night at TeenNick, which means no royalties from working on those shows.

>>84088288
Nick Carter is still making money with the Backstreet Boys and seems to be doing alright. How come he won't help his little bro?

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>>84097901
>that black widow

>>84099091
He goes there to get spotted and greeted by 20-something millennials who grew up with D&J so he can feel how he did when he was the biggest star on Nickelodeon. He's basically just trying to desperately hold onto his childhood and failing. Kinda pathetic. And he could be living in Cinderellas castle for all we know, given his financial situation

>>84085208
Fuckin way she goes.

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>>84079115
my asshole just puckered

>>84085098
>>84085035
why does he look like a skinny Roseanne Barr

>>84096099
>>84096708

i lol'd
didn't even consider that

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>>84101430
I bet /tv/ could easily raise enough money to hire him, what would we make him sing?

>>84097475
Delboy & Rodney

>>84096074
Fuckin man up & turn up at his place like "wtf man fight me faggit"

>>84087671
This is why I dont consider rotten tomatoes credible. You guys try to figure out movies and break them down instead of just watching.
Rotten tomatoes went from reviews to fail writers/directors moaning. Not saying you are one just using your expert critique as an example :) .

>>84103403
Jesus he lives in Disneyland? What happened to his family, why don't they give him a place to stay?

>>84100697
The trailer stole footage from Bad Kids Go To Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzVAPL29LE

>>84096113

Underappreciated post

>>84104795
That's because it's a sequel, you simpleton.

>>84092880
Hey hey. In some countries and in parts of the usa malls mean you hit it big. That it took a mall to hold all your fans. In my area only small fry's and movie press use malls.

>>84097323
Nope. Cause if he was really great the story wouldve made up for everything.

>>84096074
Kek
Get Rekt sperg

>>84080065
Wait, do you think she's not watching it right now?

>>84080632
He's probably pulling in a half million a year or so. He's the longest tenured cast member so that helps.