/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>84078166
1st for jumping man

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>>84078166

DOGE JONES

January Jones.

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>>84078203

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*blocks your path*

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Party Jones

They just put up episodes 8 and 9 here in my country. Any Swaziland bros watching?

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have a nice day /tpg/

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>Events of Twin Peaks: The Return take place in 2014
>Tamara Preston's investigation of Major Briggs' dossier (Secret History) takes place in 2016

SPOILERS: Briggs and Cooper's files were still on a higher clearance level than she was allowed, but judging by her notes made in this portion, Cooper isn't getting the happy ending we all want. Albert and Gordon seem to be making it out alive, though.

>>84078235
wtf gordon needs to cut his fucking nails

so lads
i've been away since episode 5.
what are the hottest new memes and theories? i imagine the black guy smiling at richard horne has to be a meme by now. and what about the fast & furious midget a.k.a koksal baba?

post your favorite e6 e7 memes

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>>84078253

HELLOOOOOOOO-OOO-OOOOO

Hello 4chan Friends. Please remember to get Skype for your technological devices! Including iOS and Android.

>>84078246

show proof

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>Well who told you I was going to see Chip?

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best peaksfu coming through

I thought last episode was mostly pretty disappointing, least favourite episode so far

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

Wow Croatia leaked up to episode 14!

>>84078268
ahahaha
L

Y

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C

H

E

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What is your opinion on Tammy's nipples, Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQcKNEp89Js

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You faggots are a bunch of blind followers of Lynch who won't accept that "Twin Peaks: The Return" is a total disaster. This is the final proof that rebooting old series is a really *really* bad idea, since not even Lynch can do it right.

TPTR is not Twin Peaks: it's a bland, sad, and pathetic attempt of self-celebration in the form of an artificial continuation of an unfinished old work. So old that you, the creator, can't even remember correctly. Ironically, at a metalanguage level, the topics of this reboot perfectly reflect what reboots per se are: concretely, a doppelganger, product of a creative void. It's not Cooper who is lost here, it's David Lynch himself. Maybe this is his unconscientious talking...

I will tell you one thing, /tv/: after watching the first episode I was actually deceived for a moment, as I thought it was going to be great; maybe it was going to be more in the direction of FWWM, but I was OK with that. But then, after episode two I started to realize what was really going on here. At episode three, I started to cry and almost turned off my TV, as I finally understood what was happening here: it was the dead of one of the greatest artists of the 20th century.

Mesopotamia state tv showing the final two episodes right now, get in here dudes

>>84078274
That scene was strange. I thought Lynch hated product placement?

>>84078338

show me your nipples

>>84078264
>>Events of Twin Peaks: The Return take place in 2014
Provide proofs.

I don't believe you for shit, but I already feel like Coop isn't getting a happy ending.

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>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84078348
Lincoln, Rolex, Skype have all been shown very clearly

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>>84078308
>>84078309
>>84078343

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AAAAAAANATNOM

>>84078272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJjYNViAorE

>>84078299
Lucy is adorable in the first season, but becomes an absolute cunt once the Dick gets her pregnant. But, at least that story line gave us best bros, Andy and Dick.

>>84078264
There's no reason that the FBI couldn't mess with the story to keep the real Coop off the books, and report him as dead after bad Coop dies.

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>>84078370
Well now...

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>customers all changed
what did he mean by this

>>84078378
Original series took place in 1989.

25 years later = 2014

>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84078264

Fuck you mark Frost you thicc bih

>tfw you David Lynch gets LYNCHED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiP85kdyRLo

judy?

>>84078439
Wouldn't Tamara know that, though? She's currently on this case with Gordon, and she was doing the investigation of the archive specifically FOR Gordon.

>>84078444
Webmd of this scene pls

>>84078445
this isn't good evidence

>>84078444
Passage of time, you fuck.

>>84078457

he's retarded

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>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

What was with the Laura palmer theme playing and the whole spooky thing surrounding the Andy storyline this ep

>Those spooky shots of the woods
>Teen girls are still getting abused

>tfw second half of season revolves around some girl getting murdered.

Everyone talked about the missing music from this season but rewatching the Bobby scene made me realize all the melodrama is gone, too. Not that I'm complaining. The scene made me realize the intentional shift from the old Twin Peaks. Bobby's reaction is old-school Twin Peaks melodrama and everyone else in the scene is standing there like "wtf"

>>84078299
>cucked Andy
She went from top tier to scum tier that day.

>>84078253

HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84078299
Shes still pretty cute, pretty much the entire cast except Laura Flynn Boyle aged incredibly

Anyone got a magnet link for e07?

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>tfw lynch is so anti-apple and pro pc masterrace that he will only ever display microsoft, dell, samsung and skype technology branding in his modern productions

truly /ourguy/

>>84078457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

>>84078550
this

nevar4get

>>84078575
go to rarbg

>>84078539
I want more Bobby. Good boy dindu Bobby seems like a great character to explore.

>>84078537
richard's gf will die

>>84078537
i just hope Andy doesn't get killed
lynch please

>This is the only known picture of Coop in the last 25 years
>Album cover style photo of Coop walking towards the camera with professional lighting

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>>84078615
There's a reason he's wearing this

>>84078582
skype was on a mac

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>>84078598

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>Phyllis Hastings has been steadily decaying alone in her house for 5 episodes now
Didn't they have kids? Wasn't George supposed to visit her?

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>>84078264
>mfw

>>84078582
Most characters have iPhones, doofus.

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>>84078166
reply with Lynch pointing at things

>>84078619
Yeah I laughed at that.
Almost as bad as the really badly photoshopped photo of Lucy, Andy and Wally.

>>84078615
Just because the actor couldn't be bothered getting in shape for the show, I don't mind if he gets killed.

Audrey hasn't even been on camera yet and already she's been raped.

The opening scene of ep 7 is the best scene so far. That old Truman's rising computer monitor and two fingered typing. Fucking gold.

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What did he say?

>>84078659

I wanna suck your finger daddy Lynch.

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>>84078659

>>84078597
thanks my nig

i feel so lost with my usual trackers being down

>>84078264
>>84078378
>>84078445
>>84078497

Kek, yes it is. The 25 years thing is a pretty big plot point.

>>84078687
Jackpots.

I raped Audrey btw

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>>84078487
look at shelly she's like wtf just happened

>>84078707
I don't see Mark Frost spoiling the whole point of S3 in his non-Lynch approved book t b h

>>84078667
Andy always had that disgusting gut. His actor actually looked pretty good in a recent picture of him. If anything he gained weight and fucked up his hair for S3.

>>84078754

Fuck lynch, he's a director aka retard, Frost and his books are only relevant.

>>84078647
>when someone asks you for a 2 by 4
>but you accidentally give them a 4 by 8 instead
FELLAS.jpg

>>84078754
You could be right. A sequel coming out in the fall and it intentionally being stated that Briggs' and Cooper's files were above her clearance level support that. There's probably more to it, but if anyone wants to cry if/when Coop doesn't get a storybook ending, the information has been there all along.

I both love and hate how irrelevant Shelly is. She's just going about her normal life as always without all the bullshit drama Leo and Bobby brought her into.

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>>84078166

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>>84078309
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
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E
D

>>84078842
Is she still with Bobby, even?

>>84078853
IMA IMA IMA

>>84078853
>Ike is so used to his Spike that even when he has a gun he closes in to use it
bravo Lynch

>*"I Am" Oldschool HipHop Beat starts playing*
What do you do?

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is she the new best girl?

>>84078853
Needs an edit with Batman "POW" and "WHAM" shit.

>>84078500
It's not though

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>>84078235
I really, really, really like that picture. Reminded me of this.

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>*teleports coin into your mouth*

>>84078891

No, she looks like a black person (italian)

>>84078891
Rhonda best girl.

>>84078886
Probably not.

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>>84078853
>murderous midget appears
>i'm a i'm a i'm a good man starts playing

Why did they have to go with such a tired cliche?

I think I've ran out of patience for the Dougie plot this week. It went from the most sublimely funny thing I can recall on tv to just using the same punchlines week after week. Meanwhile Twin Peaks is only getting more story added onto it with nothing to tie them together.

>>84078891
Nah, Jade is. Dougie literally lights up when he thinks of her.

>>84078853
I'M A GOOD MAN

>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84078907
I like evil coin man's jacket

>>84078166
i also screencapped the best portrait of David Lynch of all time

So early twin peaks was satire of soap operas and the return is satire of modern tv (gritty thrillers)

>>84078891
R E S P E C T

>>84078338
would suck on/10

>>84078235
Do you think even Lynch thought that was an unrealistic photo? I mean who fucking took it, who poses for a photo like that unless they're a 190kg master race?

>>84078887
Poor Ike :(

>>84078891
>Cheating on her dying husband then getting mad at him

>>84078891
Is Ben cucking the cancer patient? Or is Ashley Judd just begging for that ol' Horne cock and Ben is showing reserve?

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I hate these casualfags who come here on Mondays and vanish again until the next episode is out.

GTFO faggots, be here 24/7 or go to reddit!

>>84078929

Based Rhonda poster.

>>84078888
Check those quads

>>84078965
Twin Peaks was a sincere soap opera and anyone who says it did more than poke fun at the conventions of the genre is lying to themselves to cover up how much they enjoy said soap opera.

The return on the other hand is 100% satirizing police thrillers of the past 20 years

>>84078979
I like to think Lynch was delighted by how that photo came out. It looks weird and silly and I can see him finding that perfect.

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>>84078907

>>84078888
Die.

>>84078888

Squeeze his hands off.

>>84078979
>Lynch's work looks unrealistic
woah what the hell

Episode 7>>2>>1>>3>>4>>5>>6

>>84078907

>Henry Rollins and Killer Mike.png

>>84078750
God, she's gotten just perfectly T H I C C.

TOP 5 SCENES SO FAR
>wally brando
>magic drug dealer
>midget murder
>richy horne autist rage
>dougie jones cgi transformation

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>>84078979
Its Al Capones house. He was photoshopped in.

>>84078235
>no miami vice evil coop spin off

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What does he want?

>>84078843
It's almost as if Lynch really don't care and just asks the prop people to get something that makes sense.

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>>84078309
>his unconscientious talking

>spooky all-black beard man comes back
>no one cares
I thought everyone loved him

>>84078907
Is that the fellow from Lost Highway?

>>84079098
Your pain and sorrow

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>laura dern feet
>2 surf guitar songs
>"fuck you" over and over again instead of good dialogue
>plot suddenly moves forward

Who really directed Part 7?

>>84079098

Read the books and follow the show closely.

>>84079116
people couldn't shut up about it last night

>>84078979
It's not a photo, it's a mixed media collage

>>84079116
Not the same person as the prison cell desu

>>84079098
The garmonbozia, hand it over

https://youtu.be/wJjYNViAorE

>>84079142
It is though.

>>84078937
The character really took a dull direction after the help scene at the casino. At first it seemed like Coop had some understanding of his situation and needed help to to get himself together, but that never happened and now Dougie is just being pushed around by everyone with no agenda of his own.

Special Agent Tammy Preston's warm soft ass

>>84079122

Yes.

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Normies and casuals fuck off from this thread

>>84079199
What did he say?

>>84079098
Isn't that the spooky guy in the cell next to Shaggy?

>there are people so autistic that they cannot imagine the terrible inner struggle of Cooper trapped in the state he's in
guys Coop is suffering why don't you care

>ywn be seduced by Diane

>>84079127

Heh, I thought this too.

>>84079252
>everyone thought he was a Frank Booth type psycho
>turns out he's a beta bitch who desperately wants to be cool
LYNCHED
Y
N
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What did he mean by this, though?

Was it like the code in FWWM?

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>>84078979
>who poses for a photo like that

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I'VE

>>84079292
This picture is existential dread solidified

>>84079199

>that record scratch
>that black and white freeze frame zoom in
>2003

Fucking kek

>>84079290
those two things sound the same to me

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>>84078264
>the unFROSTED flakes that haven't read the book will still defend their behavior

Pathetic desu

It's yrev very good to see you again old friend

whoops, i forgot to write a protagonist

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>>84079130
>Read the books

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>>84079273
:c

>>84079292
>Don't mess with me, sunshine

>>84079327
Frank Booth was a lot of things but he wasn't beta. He was legitimately intimidating.

>>84079292
For fuck sake.

This photo is now kino.

>>84079298

GOT

>>84079292
fuck off brit

>Sonny Jim just wants a dad

;_;

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>>84078853
felt like I was watching Delocated

>>84078268
Tammy is holding the photo

>>84079364
>Wanna go for a ride, neighbor?
Oh the shit it come out of my ass.

>>84079292
lodge spirits are real

>>84079356

The best twin peaks scene ever

>>84079364
he was a cuck

>>84079098
The delegates for the Black Lodge meeting.

>>84078166
I'm glad things are finally progressing, seeing Coop break out of it for a second to deal with Ike the spike renewed my hope that the series will go places along with Booper getting out of prison. Its a slow burn but its an interesting watch.

You can tell Lynch hates handing out real plot progression by that 5 minute sweeping scene after serious plot happened. Never change lynch you whistling bastard.

I still don't know what's going on but it's strangely addicting.

>>84078843
BTFO

>>84079291
He was repeating the line Dobblecooper said in prison right?

>PEOPLE TALKING LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT LYNCH THINKS, WANTS AND LIKES

I despise these autists.

>>84079373

JUDYYYYYYYY

>>84078638
That's a weirdly nice watch for a hick cop.

>>84078936

That wasn't the midgets theme, is was that of the lady he killed.

S Q U E E Z E
H I S
H A N D S
O F F

>>84079459
Why do people keep saying this? Right now, the story is relatively straightforward. What don't you understand?

>>84078166
https://youtu.be/ibMcII_kM2M

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>Douglas firs
>Douglas Jones

Am I being Lynched?

>the Log Lady's husband was a firefighter fighting a forest fire during a thunderstorm and a fire tornado swept him up and sent him flying into a burning ravine where he burned to death

fucking hell

Why all the guys who are watching/who watched TP are either gays, betas or numales?

>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84078687
I loved that detail, the acting, that he was doing something really very retarded just before Ike popped up.

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>you are eating lunch
>suddenly you get teleported to the black lodge
>this guy appears
>he says you are far away

What do?

>>84079478
But you can see the evidence in all of his previous work and interviews, you can make a pretty accurate guess on a lot of suff. Don't go getting upset because you don't know what it's like to be right most the time.

>>84078166
love this scene

gonna make a poster outta this when the 4K blu ray comes out

The Arm is actually pretty cute

>>84079549
Calling it now:

>at work
>"alright everyone line up"
>"who goes first?"
>"Douglas first!"
>Coop says "...Douglas firs..."
>wakes up

>>84079596

stand around and look confused and wait for lynch to direct me

but lynch is too busy being a strange old pervert

>>84079292
judging by the tile pattern beyond the door this is clearly a Lodge entity

>>84079596
Stare at him with a slightly confused look.

>>84079567

I am beta and I know no one watching the show.

Lynch cucked Fellini.
https://youtu.be/jGd6lnYTTY8?t=19m54s
He doesn't say it but you can tell.

whoops

>>84079560
Some redditors just the other day were still jerking off over a dumb fan theory that the log is her dead child. Fucking read the book... hell, at least read the fucking wiki.

What did the whirring in Ben's office and the pan and zoom into the walls mean?

>>84078425
Wow, great font, retard.

>>84079292
why is he walking towards the camera?

>>84079596
Recline in seat and prepare to get lynched

>>84079252
>holding one of the most gorgeous TV chicks on the planet by the throat

partial wood the whole time; lynch has good taste

>>84079273
Callforhelp

>>84079609
HellOOOoooOOO reddit

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>>84078299
I watched an old Simpsons episode the other day and realised she was a guest star once, and a bitch too.

>>84078539

no melodrama.

>the reaction to the boy getting hit by the truck

>diane's reaction to mr c

this plays during or before coop gets his self-awareness back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVhLf5Bdjg

guys..

Tammy can sing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTkuFT7ms3k

>>84079700

not happenening, Dougiecoop stays this way

>>84079712
That performance is literal sex

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>>84079712
>>84078338

>>84079596
Wait for whatever else he has to tell me.

>>84079721
nope, coop returns but he won't be coop.

>>84079712

Cringe as fuck, she's trying hard and fails

>>84079653
Its probably josie still trapped in the wood

Still the best song played as a closer so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk

>>84079712
she is so fucking fake i like it

>>84079653

its literally nothing, retarded old pedo autist lynch is throwing red fish to his autistic gay fanboys

>>84079778
those tits and ass are natural, anon

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>>84079771
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>>84079653
I thought the key was resonating in a paranormal way now that it made its way back.

>>84078444
seriously what the hell happened? Did some time skip right before? Also checked

Tammy's version of Sycamore Trees reminds me of the Tears song in Club Silencio from Mulholland Drive

>>84079596
Look intensely back at him, but say nothing.

Kek Reddit is so in denial about DoppelCoop raping Audrey that they're actively circlejerking about how stupid the theory is, but you can tell it's in a defensive kind of way. The revelation will be the point where a bunch of them will drop the show.

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>>84079690

When was the last time we saw each other /tpg/?

>>84079820
You mean Crying?

>>84079824
good fuck reddit to hell in every way

I want 8 more episodes of dougiecoop and audrey rape insinuations

>>84079736
>literal sex
virgin detected

>>84079820

yeah, she tried so hard to copy that scene but she failed and made a cringey appearance

JANEY JOWEL POSTERS CAN ROT IN HELL
Her cheeks were the only things I could focus on during her scenes.

>>84079653
Theres something wrong with the key : Dougie can't be in the same universe as Mr C. How did the key made it to the Hotel?

>>84079740
>Those cheekbones

Can someone give me a quick rundown?

>>84079855

yeah i forgot what it was called

>>84079897

She's a trap.

>>84078891
Is David Lynching us by making us think it's Audrey?

>>84079824

i hope we get a flashback scene where Evil Cooper plows a comatose Audrey and Satanically cums in her

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>>84078750
it also looks like the scene changed right when they switched to the right side of the restaurant. Notice in the beginning (0:01) that there's no bald guy sitting on the bar in the right side of the shot. But then when it switches to 0:04, we get a new audience already.

The only time we see the original shot is at 0:01-0:03. After that we get the new people at 0:04 and so on.

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>>84078539
You're absolutely retarded, the sparse use of the melodrama and original soundtrack was to increase its emotional resonance WHEN IT WAS used, not to do away with it entirely, plus you must be autistic if you think the people in that room reacted like "wtf" to Bobby they very obviously empathized with him

>>84079895
>Dougie can't be in the same universe as Mr C.
Let go of your dumbshit theory, plebrain.

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>>84079955
oh fuck I got double dubs.

Bald guy still here on this shot as well.

>>84079971

No one cares about Laura Palmer anymore you massive reddit faggot, it was 25 years ago, 27 exactly!!! They were all like wtf son!!

>>84078750

This is fucked up because the guy comes in, you see old man with the sweater, Norma looks up, guy is still there but the entire bar has changed, guy runs away.

>>84080031
>Reddit spacing

Best TP song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWa2BNMYY68

>>84078539
>>84080031
literally autism

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What the fuck did Lynch mean by this?

>>84078193
Fuckin' Slipknot man

>>84080052

After this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

>>84078264
Or the year in Secret History is a mistake like all the other mistakes in the book (Norma's mom, log lady's abduction symbol).

There has to be a Season 4, all these stories can't be wrapped in 18 episodes.

>>84080015
It's fucking obvious man.

PUT IT DOOOOOOOOOOUWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYuB30jeveI

>>84080119
I know what you mean but then I thought that about True Detective season 1 when it was 7 episodes in.

>>84080052
>>84080077
But those aren't "I Am (Oldschool Hiphop Beat)"

>>84080093
All of the inconsistencies were inconsistencies IN the dossier. (AKA mistakes by Briggs/anyone who tampered with it)

Tamara Preston/Gordon Cole would know what year they're living in.

>>84080119

ONE

ONE

NINE

>>84079740
Lynch was right, she really does look like a gorgeous ayylmao.

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>>84079740

>>84080066
nice

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>>84080031
>calling someone making good points reddit
>post screams of reddit, uses reddit spacing

I literally freaked out when they said it was Brigs body. Ive never been scared with any tv show or movie, but damn, this season is unconfortable to watch.

And i have bad feelings about Andy.

I

GOT

IDEA

MAANNGGGG

>>84079028
SAY JOY LANE

>>84080237
>And i have bad feelings about Andy.
Why?

>>84080066
Is no board safe?

Reminder that Bing is Lynch's son who was playing in the band Trouble at the Roadhouse a couple episodes ago. Do you guys think he might be playing an actual part in the show later?

>>84080237
I should probably rewatch the originals because I have no idea who Briggs is. Was he important?

>>84080267
he literally covered a suspect of a murder and have a rolex.

>>84080277

Yes, a 119 girl's boyfriend

>>84080304

Lucky man. She's a top qt.

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I wonder if there's a point to stoner Jerry plot

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>>84079939
Why not more than him?

>>84080298
>not remembering one of the best characters on the show
how?

>>84080321
>druggie
>cute

Do you think the 119 girl has been using drugs from the magic coin guy?

>overtheorizingfags want muh deep symbolism and social references
>lynch gives them "dude where's my car"
plebbits and normies btfo every few minutes on this season it's unbelievable, Lynch seems incapable of doing anything except create masterpiece moment after masterpiece moment

>>84080298
Leave

>>84080347
It's been 15 years since I watched TP.

>>84080330
Wasn't the one armed man walking around in a similar fashion in the first episodes?

Art and set design were on point this episode. Diane's apartment alone. Sauce: am painter fggt.

>>84080391
>a stern father to a wanderlust Bobby
>befriending coop
>sharing a tender moment with his son
>later reveals the shit with coops nemesis
>fucking kidnapped for secrets
surely you must remember ONE of these fucking events jesus, you remember your own goddamn name right

>>84080362

>not thinking Heroinfu is cute

Disgusting.

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In before the entire Black Lodge gangraped a comatose Audrey.

>>84080328
BIG STRONG BOSS

>>84080364

Makes sense to me

>>84079008
>Or is Ashley Judd just begging for that ol' Horne cock and Ben is showing reserve?

This one. She was dripping for Bens old wrinkled cock, but he spurned her advances, for now at least.

>>84080478
druggie pussy probably reeks of death

>>84080486
it's not hot unless she's cognizant of what's happening

Okay, so I have been waiting for FAR too long - I have lost my patience. Lynch does not CARE about his fans. He is nothing but a CRAZED sadist. Dragging out this season without having our favourites back (Audrey and normal Cooper) and I have had ENOUGH. I no longer support this show. Watching paint dry is more exciting. I hate to say it, but RIVERDALE is BETTER then this half-ass season

90's Sheryl Lee

Someone post the hobo head gif.

>>84078750
>the BLEACHED couple is sitting at the side of the counter facing the camera
>after the first cut are at the front by the register
>after the next cut teleport back to their original spot all within less than a second

defend that lynch fanboys

>>84080328

YOUR NAME IS FUCK

>>84078264
Except they don't even find the dossier until 2016

>>84080486
This is confirmed. I've seen the episodes.

Episode 9 has a paper mache MJA railing a CGI'd young Audrey (think Rogue One) in a hospital bed, spliced with footage of DoppelCoop and BOB laughing from the S2 finale

>>84078348

Lynch said he skypes a lot with Mark Frost.
@1:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGo3ZUQ6h_8

>>84080429

Someone on here said that one of the paintings was one of Lynch's.

>>84079130
What books to read?

Are we going to see Satan in this season?

Reminder that Bob is just a minion, a normal black lodge spirit.

>>84078750
>Has anybody seen Bing
microblumph btfo

>>84079008
I think Ashley's after the money desu. She reminds me of Julianne Moore in Magnolia except here cancer man is broke.

NEW

>>84080641
>>84080641
>>84080641

>>84080597

Hello, fellow Croatian.

>>84080591
Yeah, no shit. S3 takes place in 2014, so if the events of Preston's investigation obviously take place in 2016 or later, they obviously take place after the series you fucking no reading comprehension retard.

What did you think of Douglas "The Cobra" Jones' fight?

>>84080630
The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer + Audiobook
The Secret History of Twin Peaks + Audiobook

My Life, My Tapes is optional, but still good if you're a fan.

>>84080760
thx

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So I was digging through Episode 4 to see if Bobby is still wearing a ring (he isn't), found this little gem and thought I'd make some webm OC.

Also proof Lynch lurks among us

Special Agent Tammy Preston taking a shit in her hand

>>84078338
high

>>84079475
The fingers. The 'very' finger, which is also the spiritual finger, was reversed and spelled 'yrev' in the picture. Now think about that.

>>84078253
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

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>>84080498
>ben actually stayed true to his character development and is a good honest person

>>84080784
Bob?

>>84079252

that should read HORNED

>>84079529
go away you cuck, no one likes you or wants you here.

>>84078750
the old woman with the purple cardigan and the woman next to her with the black beret switch places

Wtf is going on

>>84079529

The best reviews on youtube

>>84078638
Because, if you recall, his cunt wife judges him by completely superfluous means. What he wears, how he presents himself, etc. That's why she got DICKed so hard.

>>84078264
Wouldn't anyone who's actually read the book know that Tammy says she doesn't know anything that happened to Briggs or Coop after the events described in the book, which she obviously would if it took place after S3?

>>84078891
i vote for pissfu tbqh

>>84079292
uncontrollable kek

fuck you /brit/

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>>84081561
It does take place after S3, though.

>>84080066
Christ.

>>84079740
Bogdanoff's lost sister

Song Lynch was whistling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-XZQLtW7g

>>84079098
To be with BOB again, watch the show closely