Jonah Hill looks better than you.

>>84074254

damn Jonah look like that

but im not manlet

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>>84074254
he's dead inside

>>84074254
How much is he paying his personal trainer?

JUST

>>84074340
What emotion is this expression supposed to convey?

>>84074254
>better than you.

Not with that fugly tattoo

>>84074254
He doesn't.

>>84074254
Maybe. But at least I could've thought of a decent comeback.

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>>84074254
pay 3/4s of your net worth to a group of personal trainers and cut down your subway intake from 8 footlongs to only 3 and you too can look like Jonah Hill

>>84074254
Did it become cool to pull your socks up all the way? I remember this not being cool

>>84074445
He's buff.

>>84074445
How...

>>84074445
wtf, who gets their ribs pierced??

>>84074445
is this shopped wtf how is he so big

>>84074254
weird to see him looking older, how old was he in superbad. crazy how time passes, i was in 7th grade when superbad came out

>>84074366
2 weeks without subway

>>84074254
wtf this is literally the same way my gay friend looks like

>>84074254
At least my nipples are where they belong.

>>84074254
>Hairy armpits
Disgusting

If I was worth 30 million I would also be paying a grade A high class personal trainer to get my ass into shape instead of watching TV and playing vidya all day. Yet here we are.

>high tops with shorts
>matchy-matchy
>those socks
>that tattoo
>that nipple placement

He's not going to stay thin for more than six months.

He'll rebound and become even fatter than he was before, he always does

So this is what happens when you're made fun of by a hot French whore.

>those nipples
lmao, he must have a mile of loose skin

>>84075441
All this time we spent trying to come up with the perfect comeback when Jonah was working on it all along

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>>84074445
>limp wrists
>tiny hands
>big upper arms

Give it a month. He'll be a lard ass again.

>>84075272
>implying personal trainers are worth a single penny
The secret to losing weight is dieting, i.e. restricting your caloric intake. Physical excercise, on the other hand, is healthy for reasons not related to fat-loss. Self-control is all a person needs to slim down and get in shape.

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most people look better than me

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Jonah if you're reading this, and I know you are, consider this my apology.

>>84074445
>>84074254
Fat Jonah unironically looked better.

>>84074631
It's a pretty lazy shop, they just put Jonah's head on Chloe's body.

>>84074485
Yeah

>>84074254
no he doesn't lol

>>84074523
being fat stretches out your skin, when you lose the fat your skin stays stretched out, especially if the weight loss is rapid

he's rich enough to have it fixed with surgery, though he'll never look good without clothes on

>>84074254
I wonder if he used DNP

he looks like he aged 10 years

>>84075682
You're right but a personal trainer can be useful for motivation and coming up with exercise routines.

Post that Subway meme again senpai, I dare you.

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Looking good Jonah!

>>84074445
>>84074523

When you lose a lot of weight, typically in the range of 100lbs of fat, your nipples tend to lower since your fat is no longer there to lift them up/give the appearance of breast. It's actually the third most common negative side-effect of losing weight, you can get reconstructive surgery to move them closer to your pectoral muscles. However, that surgery is expensive and frequently leaves you without feeling in your nipples. Not worth it for something that no one really sees anyway.

>>84074254
>5'7"
>33, looks 50
>full of loose skin

Damn fa/tv/irgins look like THAT?

>>84074254
Nah is say similar except I don't have extra skin and I don't skip leg day

why would anyone wear a wife beater in public?

>>84074254

at least i have my foreskin

>>84076369
Be confident no one else will.

>>84075838
My sides

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>tfw jonah the hill is up to shaq's shoulders

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>>84075838
He's big but not THAT big.

Was this reporter right? Is skinny Jonah not going to be cast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW0RK9ho4XY

>>84074254

Nah, I got bigger biceps and calves

>>84074254
He'll be a fatass again as soon as he's done filming whatever movie he had to get in shape for, trust me.

He lost a lot of weight for 21 Jump Street yet when Wolf of Wall Street & This is the End premiered he was fat as fuck. He doesn't give a shit about his health, only his roles.

that french reporter really triggered him

>>84074254
I expect when you are an actor with millions in the bank, you get a lot of free time to do nothing but work out

>>84074754
thats a lot of subway...

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post jonah

>>84074254
He does look good when he's healthy.

Makes me want to evaluate my life right now ;_;

>>84074254
If I take that shirt off, would you die?

>>84074254
yfw you know the moment you stop jogging, you're gonna gain 10lbs

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I'm not an ugly jew with saggy tits.
pic related is my gf

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Jonah, you fat faggot, hurry up and put the weight back on. Jonahposting is the only good meme and I can't have you ruining it.

Guys can you keep posting old Jonah subway shops? That shit is fucking hilarious and I need to fill up my folder.

>>84077547
It would be extremely shameful

>>84074254
he looks like mel gibson

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>>84074254
I know... It hurts.

>>84077624
is this one even shopped

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>>84077640

>>84077665
Nope

>>84077669
Fuck.

>>84074254
He really doesn't. I'd kill myself if I had that much loose skin though.

>>84077757
Now post the shopped one please

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>>84074254
>tfw Jonah Hill is a Brad now

>>84074254
He really doesn't

>>84074254
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SETH ROGEN BTFO

>>84074254
he literally doesn't, but still, good for him

can he ever fix his legs

they look permanently buckled from the weight they once carried

https://youtu.be/CpKDteQ3FIQ?t=107

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https://youtu.be/CpKDteQ3FIQ?t=107

https://youtu.be/CpKDteQ3FIQ?t=107

>>84078508
more like a tom

>>84077596
Hey i know that girl, she goes to my school