What's your favourite YMS video?

>>84074088
>>84074088
the one where he admits to wanting to fuck animals.

Fuck off, dog fucker. This is an RLM board

>>84074088
kys desu

For me it's the Big Mac. The best fast food sandwich

The Lovely Boner

Is that Adam from YourMovieReviewerSucks(dog)org[ans]?

>>84074088

Cyberbully is a classic.

TWD reviews.

Too bad he hasn't fucking done them in forever.

>>84074088
the one where he does heavy mental gymnastics to justify him being an actual dogfucker

The one where he only retells the entire movie with his annoying voice

>>84074114
>>84074129
He's a furry?

>>84074129
RLM-shills can't stand that a reviewer is ten times better than their beer-bellied faggots. This is getting old, no? I mean you realize your precious little piggies are nothing but Collider-with-memes, right? R-right, Anon?

>>84075448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1nnNz_Tewk&feature=youtu.be

>>84075593
Jesus Christ I didn't realize how messed up this guy was

>>84075448
he fucks actual dogs

Cool Cat Learns Fair Use was actually informative.

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Do not make dogfucker threads
Do not post recklessly in dogfucker threads

>>84076253
everything he said is right, only pretensious fartsniffers would disagree

>>84074129
Ahh yes, redditlettermedia
The movie 'critics' for people who don't really watch movies because they are 'too busy' playing video games and watching animu

But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?

HE'S A FURRY! HE DEFENDED BESTIALITY!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way can we discuss his reviews? He's one of the top 3 best YouTube reviewers but every thread about him always devolves into mindless shitposting. Even before the bestiality video came out everyone would shit up these threads with "FUCK HIM! HE'S PRETENTIOUS!"

>>84074088
His Cool Cat review is one of my favorites.
Its fucking hilarious when he tries to review real films though. Like he thinks his top 10 lists are these really obscure films none of his fans would know about without him, and he is such a dedicated critic for finding them. But in reality they are just typical festival circuit films or big major award winners like fucking Birdman.
Like imagine if Chris Stuckmann or Jeremy Jahns marketed themselves the same way Adam did, they would be laughed off of youtube.
I 100% agree with that reddit thread that got posted here a few days ago that said he was actively damaging youtube film criticism.

>>84075916
He's fucked up but it doesn't affect his content so I don't care. I wish the dogfucker would make more The Walking Dead reviews, I really want him to tear apart seasons 6 and 7.

>>84076253
>that last comment
>not appreciating Kurosawa and 60's Bergman
Not just a zoophile but a complete pleb.

>>84076349
>I don'tknowshitaboutmovies.jpg

>>84076253
>objective approach
>time a film is made in is somehow not an objective factor to consider
how fucking delusional is this guy?

>>84076253
>>84076349
i understand this approach in regards to cgi, or even some action/horror movies. but what those lack in appearance can make up for with good story telling, tension building, choreography, cinemetography, etc. movies today cant compete in certain aspects. its ok to like both.

>>84076468
Adam? is that you? this is Dequan from the SPCA. You need to stop paying homeless people to come in here and buy dogs for you with your patreon money. it's not going to work we can see you waiting in the parking lot getting the duck tape ready. If it happens again we'll contact the police.

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>>84076253
>>84076529
Stop spreading this lie. He never ever said that. He watched Citizen Kane a few months ago and gave it a 9/10. Proof:

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur9028759/ratings?start=101&view=detail&sort=ratings_date:desc

>>84076541
delusional enough to think a dog can consent to getting fucked by him

Can we all agree that his review of Precious was bad?

His Walking Dead reviews are great. His IMDB ratings made lose all respect for his taste, but he can funny at times.

>>84076636
That's one of his best reviews. The editing is very primitive but everything he said about Precious is right. It's a sloppily made Oscar bait flick that got praise because it was made by blacks.

>>84076468
>top 3 best youtube reviewers

Then youtube has only absolute dogshit reviewers because most YMS reviews are just him retelling the plotline of the movie in an nazal obnoxious voice and then says some utterly surface-level casual shit like AND I ENJOYED IT, IT WAS PRETTY MUCH WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE AND THE CINEMATOGRAPHY WAS GREAT, THE EDITING WAS A BIT WEIRD BUT OVERALL IT'S PRETTY DECENT AND I DEFINITELY RECCOMEND IT, I GIVE IT A 7/10 SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK

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>dog doesnt obey you? better stab him in the neck with your thumb, gotta teach him discipline!
>what?! you want to make gentle love to your dog? b-but he can't consent!

>>84076690
It sounds like you've only watched his quickie videos. In his big reviews he autistically analyses films.

>>84076636
You seriously think /tv/ is gonna defend Precious? This board probably hates it more than Adam does.

>>84076607
>He only watched Citizen Kane a few months ago
I guess he was too busy fucking animals.

>>84075155
This.

Dogfucking subhuman that blames his disgusting lifestyle on letting his dad and brother buttfuck him until he was 19.

WWZ I can't understand how people liked that pile of dogshit

>>84077003
Hol up, when did he say that his father and brother raped him? I've heard him say they abused him but I've never heard anything about rape.

His best is either Cool Cat Saves the Kids or Unfriended. I watched Unfriended before I saw his review and I was blown away by how bad it is, I have no idea why so many critics praised it. Watching Adam tear it apart was a lot of fun.

>>84074088
Well Adam i would have to say your Walking Dead videos

>>84075448
being a furry is one thing, but he thinks sexual relations with one's pets is acceptable

>>84077157
He's a "lol do whatever you want as long as it doesn't hurt another human being" libertarian.

>>84077040
GTA V livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwB7fGTFq6c
Does anybody else think that he look sort of like Tommy Wiseau?

Now that Mark English is gone I assume the Adum Plaze channel will be put on hold until he finds a new editor. I pray that in the meantime he spends all of his time focusing on movie/TV show reviews. His plaze videos are good but not as good as his movie/TV show reviews.

>>84076655
This, he has questionable taste but he's funny.

>>84077381
>adum plaze will be put on hold
good. maybe he can finally make some more god damn reviews

>>84077754
Agreed, he was born to nitpick shitty movies and TV shows. His talents are being wasted on video games.

>His comment
"I stand by my controversial opinions. I do not believe that sex with animals should be encouraged, but I am wholeheartedly against imprisoning those who have had non-abusive sexual relations with animals. To say that there is no such thing is incredibly ignorant and illogical. Objective reasoning matters more to me than emotional gut responses. I do not believe in putting innocent people in jail just because "Eww, gross."."

>prove him wrong

>>84077381
>Mark English is gone
And so am I. I'm not going to watch that shit channel without /our guy/

Frozen, the ski lift one

>>84077381
>>84077960
So why did Mark leave? What's going on?

>>84077952
>prove him wrong
I guess I get to fuck corpses now.

>>84077952
>objective reasoning
animals objectively cannot understand sex for pleasure
you cannot develop a sexual relationship with an animal because they do not understand sex as a pleasurable act, only as a reproductive act.
By fucking animals you are taking advantage of their lack of ability to comprehend what is going on, much like if you were fucking a child.

>>84078097
>>84078051
"If an animal can't consent to a human being, then an animal can't consent to another animal. By that logic, an animal also can't consent to literally anything else you do to it. Animals don't consent to be domesticated, having their genitals surgically removed, eating the same food every day forever, etc. If you are against all forms of sexual contact between humans and animals, then we should all rally against farmers, breeders, and all other legal forms of sexual contact with animals. The Jackass crew jerked off a horse for comedic effect in Jackass 3. Tom Green did the same thing for Freddy Got Fingered. Should they be jailed? At least be consistent."

>>84078050
From what I've heard, Mark went off the deep end with the /pol/ memes and tried to gas Adam for being a degenerate.

>>84077952
Having sex with an animal is a great way of creating and spreading disease.

i hate him sometimes,he thinks that he's just too smart from other reviewers and just comes off as a bit of an arrogant and i don't know what review it was but he explained things that were obviously very straight-forward and said it in a way like he was the only one that noticed it.
but i like his comedic bits tho.

"The reason I'm arguing for zoophiles isn't because I think it's important for people to be able to fuck animals. I'm only arguing on behalf of them because the current laws are inconsistent with our existing set of laws and morals regarding animal welfare. I'm just asking for some goddamned consistency. That's it. Right now we throw people in jail just because the animal's semen went into their mouth instead of a sleeve to be collected for breeding. Chris Pontius even drank the horse's semen after they jerked it off in Jackass 2, but it's apparently okay because they did it for comedic effect I guess? If you're seriously going to say with a straight face that bestiality should be criminalized for the sake of the animal's well-being, then you need to stop being such a hypocrite and start using those exact same standards when regarding the meat industry, the fur industry, the leather industry, farmers, and selective breeders. If a woman belongs in jail because a she let her dog hump her vag, then Tom Green and every sperm-collecting farmer in America also belongs in jail. Are you seriously going to even pretend like the animal can tell the difference? Grow up, dude. Either both are okay, or neither are okay. I've been vegetarian for a year before and I'll gladly go back if society decides to start applying their "I actually care about animal's consent now" moral crusade with equal consistency against the meat industry. I can 100% guarantee you that society is not willing to do the same thing. People are fucking hypocrites. We have 2 standards for how we're willing to treat people and who we're willing to incarcerate. The only difference between them is their sexuality. That's not okay. That is my argument."
prove him wrong
>protip: you can't

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>>84077381
>finds a new editor.
He should hire Paul Latza.

>>84078050
https://twitter.com/MerkDEnglish/status/874336823077515264

TL;DR: Mark fell into a depression after editing Adum Plaze became his full time job. He got lazy, fell weeks behind on his work and when Adam confronted him he quit.

>>84074179
Kek

>>84075593
h o l y s h i t

>>84078050

Here's a stream where Mark talks about it.

twitch dot tv/videos/151432721

I tried to watch it but it was too sad. Mark sounds completely destroyed.

>>84079839
Thanks, anon.

>>84078050
He fell into depression, got lazy and ceased to give a shit about the channel. Adam was paying him to edit, yet Mark didn't work and didn't even warn Adam about that. Adam got pissed (I imagined that's not the first time that has happened), changed all of the passwords and basically fired him.

Mark later broke down on his stream, talked about his depression, confessed that his issues are based on him getting raped by his gf in the past, said that him and Adam had a falling out, yet only blames himself for it.

>>84080197
>confessed that his issues are based on him getting raped by his gf in the past,
Wait, what?

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>>84080197
>him getting raped by his gf in the past
nice

>>84079839
I feel sorry for the dude, but it's kinda hilarious to hear him break down over this while Doc is doing that retarded stare.

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>Starts a monthly Patreon
>Video flow becomes worse than before
Every time.

>Plaze starts a separate Patreon and the editor quits his job to work full time
>Doesn't get enough
>Has to get another job
>Friendship ended
But this is amusing.

>>84078408
Killing an animal, or jerking it off to bread is very different from repeated animal fucking

His avatar is the reason why i never watched his stuff.
Can't really explain why.

>>84080488
You should see where it was cropped from

>>84080477
You still don't have it's consent to do either of those things

>>84076601
Nigga it's duct tape. Maybe if you read a book once in a while you'd know that.

>Inb4 doggy dog world

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>>84074179
hi /ck/

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>>84076468
stop fucking dogs

>>84075155
Did he say he was planning to continue them but couldn't find enough good enough criticisms in the later seasons?

>>84077952
having sex with animals is morally wrong

>>84080197
got a link to that particular stream?

>>84080264
>>84080273
Yeah, his gf forced herself on him or something, which lead to him having major problems with being touched. Apparently he grew up in a bad neighbourhood as well.

Long story short, one night when they had a party, one of Adam's friends started to joke with him by touching/tickling him. Mark asked him to stop and when the guy didn't, he slammed him into a wall. Afterwards he told Adam about being sexually assaulted in the past as the reason for his aggressiveness.

But recently, after their falling out, Adam complained to his stream about Mark being aggressive and he mentioned the situation above as one of the cases, Mark was pretty hurt since it made him look like a maniac for no reason.

>>84080797
Here >>84079839

Starts talking about it at 1 hour 24.

>>84080928
>ever trusting faggots and degenerates with any part of your life
he got what he deserved

>>84076778
No, he just does the same fucking thing but the videos last 10 times more.

>>84080972
thanks

>>84080928
what a faggot
crying about FREE PUSSY

>>84074114
>fucking animals is wrong but eating them is fine

>>84079839
>23 min
>Horseman tried to off himself

>>84081483
yes, that is correct

>>84079839
lmao this guy is such a fucking fag. He's crying and saying "he thinks im his enemy". What are these queers, 10 years old?

>>84082259
I can't believe two apparent best friends cut each other off because of some Youtube bullshit, like what the fuck?

>>84082468
>best friends

You mean gay butt buddies?

>>84081483
Fuck off, Adam

>>84082468
Someone needs to add that wiiiuuuu wiiuuuu from that YMS review to that twitch

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>>84081483
Yep.

>>84081726
>>84082677
>>84082720
>eating meat is for pleasure
>having sex with animals is for pleasure

There is literally nothing wrong with having sex with animals if you take the right precautions.

>>84082919
>killing animals humanely to eat is legal
>potentially causing harm and damage to most animals because your dick is the wrong size, and you're effectively raping them is illegal
Animals tear each other apart and rape each other, but we're better than that. Causing undue suffering to an animal makes you a piece of shit, always has, always will.

>>84082686
>not knowing Ling from Kung Pow
somehow an even bigger pleb than Adam

>>84081483
>fucking humans is fine
>eating them is not
What gives?

>>84074088
Probably his Cool Cat review, because it enlightened me to the wonder that is that film. My next favorites are his Neil Breen film reviews and his Walking Dead videos.

>>84083027
Animals are not the same as humans, they perceive differently. Also it's legal to have sex with animals just like it's legal to kill animals.

>>84082919
Makes more sense to say that neither of them is right but people do it anyway.

>>84083281
Yeah, its legal in like 5 states. And it's still disgusting.

>>84082919
>>eating meat is for pleasure
No
>>84083027
This

so glad I unsubscribed from both Adam and Mark, moody self-obsessed fucks

>>84082919
t. Welsh

>>84083453
You don't need meat to survive, also eating meat causes health issues. Most people eat meat for pleasure rather than the positive health benefits it brings.

>>84083480
Mark seems to be a nice guy, just with some mental issues.

he makes me laugh
that's the best thing I can say about him, and I think that is his intention
it makes me sad to see him struggle personally, and being who he is it can't be easy all the time
I'm not anti-gay, but in my experience gay people often have baggage and Adam is an example of this
suicidal, furry, depression, strange fetishes etc
this would be bad on its own, but he mingles and gets involved with others who are just as messed up
it just can't end well

I think he can make it, he's still young

>>84083402
>I can't accept people who are different from me

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Ay, caramba.

>>84083804
Gave a 6/10 to that Mr. Hands documentary too.

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>>84083849
Not enough!

Man, streamers are really screwed up people.

I prefer Adam than ChrisStuckman

>>84081483
>Eating a thing validates fucking that thing

Is the reversal also true, you imbecile? The fact I fuck woman justifies eating then?

>>84083547
>eating meat causes health issues.

You expect me to believe something humans having been eating since the dawn of time is unhealthy?

>>84082919
>eating meat is for pleasure

Yeah, I like to breathe for pleasure too.

>>84080197
Universal rule: every time you see a degenerate with "edgy humor", investigate his past and you will discover a traumatic event.

>>84084459

yes

>>84083402

So are faggots but complaining about that is "infringing on freedom"

>>84084886
People can give consent. Animals cannot. What is so fucking hard to understand about that?

Does anyone have the video where he talks about his brother? I think he took it down

>>84085065
When an animal is in heat it doesn't need to consent.

>>84084459
If you decide to eat a woman that is up your own accord.

I like the videos where he watches and makes fun of Pokemon episodes, but now with Mark gone, I guess we won't be seeing that anymore.

>>84084538
by this logic pedophilia should be allow freely in the open since we've been doing it since the dawn of time.

>>84084591
not an argument

>>84085607
I feel sorry for Mark

>>84083804
what the fuck?

>>84085065

Since when were animals given the same rights as humans?

Guess we can't slaughter animals, or make them work for us, or keep them prisoner in our homes, and so on, since they don't consent to it and are now legally equal to humans apparently.

A pity "degeneracy" is no longer grounds for banning degenerate behaviors, you open up shit like this for debate.

>>84079839
Damn, this stream is depressing.

>>84078125
animals dont necessarily consent to being eaten but thats a concept they understand
sexual pleasure is not
this may sound a little strange, but eating animals is not detrimental to the well being of the species. so breeding animals for the sole purpose of eating them is no biggy.
breeding them for the sole purpose of sexual pleasure for humans is entirely different because animals (except dolphins and like one subset of chimps) have literally no idea how that would even work

>>84086401
can you give me a quick rundown?

>>84074088
In canada he can legally lather up his ass with all the peanut butter he wants. What's his problem is that not enough, won't be satisfied until he can penetrate an unwiped dog anus?

>>84087269
>Mark has been wanting to quit editing Adam Plaze ever since December but he kept going because he was terrified of letting Adam down
>one time Adam was really upset with Mark so Mark decided to give him some personal space. Adam took this the wrong way and thought that Mark hated him so he decided to OD on drugs
>Mark has problems with people touching him because he was raped by a woman when he was 17
>Mark grew up in a shitty neighborhood. He was jumped all the time and has been knifed
Those are a few of the highlights. There's a ton of other shit but I don't feel like typing out everything.

>>84074088
I actually like his top films of 201X series, it's a nice way of watching something I might of missed from that year.

>>84075448
He's a furry faggot who fucks his pooch.

>>84087786
Thanks anon

>>84077381
Why did Mark quit?

>It's another "Cries about how much time things are taking because of things in his life" episode

>>84088816
See:
>>84079839
>>84080197
>>84080928
>>84087786

Turns out he didn't quit, Adam fired him.