>This cost 197 million Euros. About 220 million in US dollars.

It is a good idea, but
>cara delevigne
>rihanna cameo

>>84073716
Probably going to end up my favorite summer blockbuster (considering how shit this year's big-budget lineup is) but I'm sure it'll flop. Opening 2 weeks after Spider-Man, a week after Apes and the same day as Dunkirk is going to fuck up this movie.

I think it looks decent but yeah it'll flop

>cara
>dehaan
>rihanna

>>84073716
>From The Legendary Director of The Professional, The Fifth Element...
>Might be g-
>And Lucy
Dropped

Oh snap, I thought this already came out and went. That's how you know as a studio that you need more advertising

>>84073781
Rihanna cameo is good.
I would watch it just for her.

But yeah, Cara ruins the whole thing.

>>84073716
>spend humongous amounts of money on celebrities that cannot act in the hope that it'll create hype traction among normies
>it doesn't

Yup pretty much, could've gotten someone cheaper, more attractive and better at acting than Cara, also not Rihanna

It's estimated to make 24mil (domestic) opening weekend
ctrl+f Valerian on this site

http://pro.boxoffice.com/long-range-forecast-annabelle-creation-glass-castle-nut-job-2-nutty-nature/

Not everybody is a fucking shut-in like you. I'm seeing it and I'm glad that bothers you.

Do Disneymarvel viralmarketers get paid to shit on films competing with theirs? It really does seem so.

It looks good. I loved 5th element, Lucy was cool. I'm in.

5 element was 10 years ago, lucy was trash

>>84074066
enjoy wasting 15 dollars and 2 hours of your life

>>84073716

look at that poster

thats a b-movie if i've ever seen one

>200 mil on this shit

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What's wrong with Cara?

>>84074243
>not enjoying b-movies
tryhard

Support a /tv/bro and go see Dane's me movie in theaters!

Is Luc Besson a hack? He has big stars, mostly western, in all of his movies. Does he just make wannabe blockbusters?

Although, 5th element was alright, and Leon is a masterpiece.

It's more of a movie that gets word of mouth. I think it'll do similar to Edge of Tomorrow in terms of box office. A sleeper success.

I really want this to fail for some reason.

>>84074259
Looks like a man

>>84073716
No fucking idea who the fuck dane dehaan, cara delévagina or anyone on that poster is.

So hopefully the budget was used on good writers and special effects instead of these no-names.

>>84074328
all major vfx houses actually worked on this movie so vfx would be probably dope. maybe even caras trashy acting wouldn't be able to sink the film

I like Besson
I will watch this movie

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>>84074259
I think people mad because shes mostly a model and they percieve her as a spoiled brat who doesnt deserve to be an actor or whatever.

Personally, i like her.

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>AND LUCY

>>84073862
>>84074412
It was a smash-hit. U mad kid?

I might actually see this, the trailer looked alright.

>>84073716
kys, at least it's not a sequel/prequel of some forced franchise


anyway, it will be rated low, just because it has white maincast

>>84074412
Lucy was a fun movie.

>>84073716
Rihanna and Clive Owen are more famous than the two leads, what the fuck?

>>84074066
Not seeing 1 movie makes me a shut-in. Got it.

>>84073716
The two leads are uncharismatic as fuck. That's the main problem with the movie

>>84073716
I've never even heard of this thing. Are they marketing this at all?

>>84074259
Isn't cute and can't act.
If you don't possess any of these you shouldn't be on a movie.

>>84074304
That's probably the best case scenario
I'd just hate for this to come out, be on the level of The Fifth Element and completely bomb

>>84074783
saw the trailer for it before WW, that's it.

I love The Fifth Element

>>84073716
I hate to be the one to say it, but he should've gotten Pratt instead of Dehaan

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>>84073973

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>>84073716
These guys remind me of the gargoyles from Hunchback of Notre Dame. My first thought is that they're gonna be comic relief, then I saw that bug-eyed dragon cat thing at the bottom... This movie looks like a clusterfuck tbqh.

>>84074892
And Karlie Kloss instead of Delevingne.

>>84074892
Lel famewhore nerd.

There are virtually no male leads under 30 that have a big pull/charisma.

>>84073716
I hope its good

>>84074964
Pratt has more pull than fucking Dane Dehaan that's for sure.

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>>84074892

Do you not know any other actors that could play a roguish devil may care space pilot that isn't already playing one? I would've gone with Eggsy personally

>>84074933
It's like someone went "Hey, what if we made the Battle Droids from Star Wars into biological creatures."

>>84073716
It looks forgettable, and the cg will look dated in a few years anyway.

>>84074998
He's almost 40. Wasn't even considered.

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>>84075040
That's what I thought they were at first glance, I was very confused.

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>>84073973

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>>84073716

>>84073716
>Stupid title
>babyface male lead
>Caraface female lead
>Ugly CGI
>Fuck ugly aliens

gee I wonder

Gonna see it for my /tv/ nigga Dane

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I thought the trailer looked really neat and pretty interesting up until they revealed the "boring white teenage protagonist #2345234" and his "quirky white teenage girl love interest #5767432"
If this movie had no humans at all in it, i'd be on board.

Nice shout out to Avatar in this featurette.

https://youtu.be/1CWfrJL-hC0

>>84073716
soundtrack music sounds retarded

pass

>>84073716

WEENAWONNAWONGA

>>84075207
No one cares about vore/alien fetishist retards, stick your gook cartoons and games.

>>84075023
Tom Holland maybe?

>>84075451
I think he's a little too boyish. Needs a good balance

>>84075451

Know any actors outside of any current cinematic universes?

>>84074259
6/10 people think is a 9/10

>>84075576
Young ones? Not really. If we're going older Garrett Hedlund has potential, I could see him breaking out in a few years.

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>>84073716
>listing something in euros instead of dollars or sterling

hilarious.

>>84074259
>eyebrows

>>84073716

Luc Besson has not made a good movie in 20 fucking years.

>>84073716
> C H I N A W I L L S A V E I T

>>84075576
Soon there won't be any left.

>>84075576
>he says, in a movie with casting that screams "we want the ASM and Skwad audience"

>>84075305
Wait what.

>>84075714
pretty sure it was partly paid for by the French taxpayer, Besson is part of the French jewnematic embezzling mafia

>>84074223
>Fifth Element was 10 years ago

Try adding another decade

>>84073860
>Heath Ledger was The Joker

>>84074241
>literally looks like the most original looking sci-fi in a long line of shlock
>a waste of time
Will you learn to have some goddamn fucking fun, matey?

>>84078495
how does it look anymore original than Jupiter Ascending?

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>>84074788
>isn't cute
>shouldn't be in movies if you aren't cute-

think the 2 traps could not resist when they realized how androgynous the 2 potential protagonists looked

this will be the movie that finally kills Besson's career. He escaped with Lucy only because Scarlett was in the meme Marvel movies and that shit is popular enough to make its runoff successful.

>>84078544
The color pallete for one, is less grimdark and it seems like the film takes more time to appreciate interesting landscapes with some actually really cool alien designs and prosthetics. If you are coming this to Jupiter Ascending, you are being a dumb faggpt intentionally. I want to see this film for the creature designs alone, I love that shit ib sci-fi, same reason I love The Fifth Element. It's gonna be alien kino.

>>84078656
*comparing not coming

>>84078565
>can act
>his looks fit the particular role he is usually typecast for perfectly

Very stupid example for a "gotcha!" attempt

>>84078656
*faggot
Fuck autocorrect.

>>84078705
There was no "gotcha" attempt. He is an award-winning actor who looks like a tard....but he is talented. That's what matters more in the actual cinema world. Not the capeshit exclusive one you all think is the end all, be all.

>>84078863
so what is cara's talent? Being an unlikeable fridge?

>>84078863
Cara lacks acting ability even by the standards of capeshit stars

>>84073716
>Fifth Element
This could be...
>Lucy
Nope

>>84073716
>cara

ACT

another white people movie

>>84073716
clearly a tax dodge

>>84079053
Lucy was fucking amazing. Fuck off.

>>84073716
It's based on a comicbook that sold a few million copies over 50 years, most of it in France.

Capeshit in disguise, which to me is even worse than regular capeshit.

>>84079624
>another white people movie
>Cara
>People

>>84075305
kys redd*t

>>84073716
Reminds me just like Ghost in the Shell.
Looks visually amazing but I'm not thrilled by the leads.
I might see it regardless just like GitS.

>>84073716
What's the difference between 3d and real 3d?also didn't UHD consortium abandon the technology? No new TV has 3d capability

>>84080013

I'm pretty sure one is filmed with 3d cameras while the other is converted to 3D in post, I could be wrong though but Avatar for example was the former

>>84080056
OH, thanks!

>>84079810
>every comic book is capeshit
I see the term has well and truly lost all meaning it previously had

Fifth Element is one of my favorite movies so ill be seeing this shit

I really want this movie to be good and do well

>>84075023

Fuck, he would have been good. I've got nothing against DeHaan, but yeah. Taron is much more traditionally good looking and way more charismatic.

>>84080416
dane usually looks pretty weird but on OP's poster he looks super aesthetic

looks a little bit like chris evans in it

>>84073716
Thick uni brow worries me because she cant act for shit.
Its a really expensive movie for what it is.

>>84074241
15 bucks?? I wish I could see a movie for that little..

>>84074398
I'd agree if she wasn't such poop in SS

>>84080982
I wait for $5 Tuesdays.

>>84080982
tickets cost more than that? I regularly get tickets for around $11. $13 if its a dine in theater

>>84075629
virgin spotted.

>>84080166

This. We don't get nearly enough big, weird space-traveling sci fi (that isn't Disney-funded anyway). I thought The 5th Element is legitimately good, and it's cool to see Luc Besson work in this kind of universe again.

>>84078726
maybe you shouldn't post immature and hateful shit? Maybe it's a sign to stop using 'edgy' words as a way to make yourself seem like a REAL COOL TOUGH GUY. You bitch. See, it's easy!

>>84074259
She doesn't show her long legs anymore

What is this movie? I'm a normie and have never heard of it.

>>84077438
Don't make me feel old,anon.

>>84081305

>The Intergalactic Adventures of Anime Twink and his AYYY LMAO Girlfriend

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I'd kinda like to see what the movie is about. No particular reason...

Will this movie be the biggest flop of 2017?

>>84081480
WE WUZ ASARI AND SHIT

>>84074437
It's literally capeshit. Some French comic

>>84081494
King Arthur is stiff competition

>>84081767
not every comic is capeshit you fucking dullard