Who are the most unrealistic TV Couple?

Why do they do that? Aren't they ashamed?

She was so sexy before that horrible plastic surgery she got

Any movie starring/produced/written by Seth Rogan

woody allen

>>84073145
It's not that bad. Her cheeks look a little bizarre now, but she otherwise looks decent for her age. Certainly not the qt she once was, however.

>>84073106
>that face

You just KNOW!

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17 year old blond girl dates 45 year old balding snivelling jews who is shorter than her.

I've seen worse in real life desu.

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19 year old prime julliet lewis dates 53 year old balding snivelling jew who is shorter than her.

>>84073106
Almost any american sitcom focused on family dynamics. It's always a fat comedian husband with a bombshell wife.

See; anything with Kevin James.

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>>84073106
>fat, ugly slob
>hot, fit wife
Why does this keep happening? Is it wish fulfillment for the lead actor/creator?

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Men like Woody often have this problem where they have to struggle to turn down women like this because they just won't take the hint that he's not interested.

>>84073434
Came here to post this. Well done, anon.

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>>84073434
Maybe he looked like this when they met? Also maybe she just wanted stability and with Doug she got that.

>women care about looks as much as men men meme

so many retard virgins on this board

t. ugly fuck who has banged over 100 girls

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>>84073434
what about the later seasons when shes also a fat ugly slob?

>>84073383
But Woody Allen really did get women like that.

>>84073434
>fat, ugly slob

to be fair Doug actually had a great personality though. He was a legitimate great guy with a heart of gold.

Karie was an obnoxious nagger with a meanstreak.

so I mean ...I'd marry someone like Doug over someone like Karie anyday

>>84073434
Leah Remini isn't that attractive, to be honest. It doesn't seem that unrealistic for a fat UPS (great pay benefits) to get a skinny little brown girl like that. Being a latino, in a large latino area, I see girls who look better than her everywhere I go: the mall, school, Costco, anywhere.

>>84073506
We're reaching chad levels previously thought impossible

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Adam Sandler should be the patron saint of this. Pic related,it's just a few of his on screen partners.

>>84073347
>>84073383
>>84073442
That's why I hate almost everything he directs and leads at the same time.

>>84073585
This one is the most realistic. He is old and fat,prime material for a gold digger. Unless you mean that it's unbelievable that she loves him,in that case I agree.

>>84073385
Don't compare Kevin James to George Lopez.
Kevin James is a fucking shit.

And what about Mike and Molly? They're both fat, but at least Mike seems like a cool guy while Molly is a fucking cunt.

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>>84073541
you need to get your eyes checked

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what does she see in him?

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>>84073434
I'm a far ugly slob and cute bitches want my dick constantly.

How mad are you at this moment?

>>84073622
Yeah, she doesn't cheat. She is actually into him. Can you imagine seeing a couple like that IRL. I mean she is getting long in the tooth but she's still a prime piece and ed is just an old fat guy.

>>84073651
Proper Chad dick

>>84073532
Scientology - Not Even Once.

>>84073579
>Kate Beckinsale
>hnnnngghh....

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Though, this one is kinda making fun of the fact that the most boring and unlikely guy is going home to a hot wife.

>>84073585
>having to deal with that fucking voice all day.

Sofia Vergara's voice is the top reason I can't watch Modern Family or anything else with her in it.

>>84073434
That actually happens in real life. Basically every woman has daddy fantasies, so if you look like her father you have a shot with her, no matter how fat you are.

>>84073696
How do you do it?

>>84073651
It's Ed Fucking O'Neill, Al Bundy himself. Why wouldn't anyone want him?

Anything paired with Amy Schumer.

>>84073742
Weird, I find her to be one of the few actually funny women in tv. I imagine it would be very arousing to fuck her while she calls you papi as the spic women do.

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>>84073772
>he doesn't want a trophy wife waiting for him at home

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>>84073434
>fat guy, check
>hot wife, check
>lets put this puppy into production

>>84073772
I agree, there's no way any guy could be good enough for such a goddess.

>>84073434
This happens though

>>84073347
But he was actually that charming IRL and really did date young, beautiful women, so it's not that far fetched. Woody's wit is insane.

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Average low t dweebs don't fuck. Thicc chicks are for athletes ONLY

>>84073563
Just like every Chad he ends up fat and washed out lel

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This one is unrealistic because they were meant to be poor. How could they afford enough food to feed that level of obesity?

>>84073986
It's also unrealistic because the couch is actually managing to hold them up.

>>84073986
Not really poor. Lower-middle class, like my family.

>>84073986
This is the second most realistic behind King of Queens

>>84073986
This is actually realistic. Fast food is cheap and shit, so that's why the poor buy it. You see tons of poor, fat couples.

>>84073106
Charlie AIDS Sheen + anyone not a whore

>>84073933
Yeah it's his sniveling pathetic jew charm, it's not the 80 million dollars.

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I'm still uncertain if giving him 9/10 gfs was supposed to be a joke or not.

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ITS NOT FAIR!

>>84073858
>He looks 7
>She looks 7
That's a perfectly normal couple anon

>>84073651
You can not understand women psyche, they want an old man to provide, I mean this looks like a pretty reasonable couple IRL specially, if she was illegal or if he was rich and she was poor.

>>84073434
>>84073442
These ones are definitely the ones that we are looking for, no redeeming quality of the guys and they are ugly and fat or old, and both girls areway above their league.

>>84073736
But it's canon that he has a super big dick

>>84074116
>Doug
>no redeeming quality of the guys

have you even watched the show?

>>84074122
source for that claim jimbo?

>>84074092
You don't understand the effect a mature intelligent man can have on a stupid young girl. I've seen some of the ugliest, fattest professors at university called hot by female classmates simply because they're really smart and have a bit of authority over them/

>>84074070
Not just fast food: also the boxed processed shit from the supermarket.

We have a serious problem in America where only middle-class and above can afford to eat healthy.

>>84074070
>>84074061
I don't see how it's realistic. Why would a hippopotamus marry a pig and why are they wearing clothes and living in the suburbs? It's utter nonsense.

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what were they thinking?

>>84074202
DELETE THIS

>>84074155
This strikes fear into the minds of pubelets

>>84074154
I'm sorry to dissapoint you but being loyal, hard-working and nice person are NOT redeeming qualities from the point of view of girls.

>>84074154
https://youtu.be/2qc8HCzgTd8

>>84074155
The whores at you university are attracted to power. Women are attracted to money, power and authority figures. They don't give a single fuck how smart you are. If you are sniveling coward and poor and nobody respects you women don't give a fuck how good at math or science you are or how witty you are.

Woody Allen is a disgusting creep and women only pay attention to him because of his money and fame.

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>>84074092
Anon, you aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth.

You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.

Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity.

Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.

Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.

You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.

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theres no way George would settle for her

>>84073852
Stop it, I'm eating here.

>>84074296
FUCK YOU ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84074242
>that episode where Carrie badgered into bettering himself, so he asked for a raise, was fired and ended up unemployed.
Fucking women, he was earning good money and was happy. Why are they never satisfied?
Notice how he didn't complain when she got fat but she was always on his case about it?

>>84074296
This pasta is irrelevant. Woody Allen is not a charming man. He is just rich enough to pay people to pretend he's charming in his movies.

>>84074202
>her snozberries taste like snozberries!

>>84074309
George would think he wanted her and scheme his way into a relationship with her but almost immediately as she says something to him that infers she is in love and committed to him he would decide he made a terrible mistake and hatch up a new scheme to worm his way out of the relationship.

Classic George.

>>84074309
I wish he actually dated her in the show but found some weird flaw and broke it off.

Jerry: "So you, George Costanza, broke up with Marrisa Tomei?"
George: "Had to do it Jerry, had to."

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His money had nothing to do with it. It was his chinless charm that drew her in.

>>84073736
They gave him a good home life because everyone felt bad giving that character shit all the time

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Technically not a TV couple, but whatever.

>>84074309
She is a literal 10/10

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>as long as I'm married nobody will realise that I'm gay

>>84073550
Doug was a loser with a crappy UPS job and no ambition.

Karie actually cared about things and that's why she was always pissed off.

>>84074388
Woody Allen was charming and funny enough to become a successful comedy writer and director though.

>>84073532
Still hot.

>>84073434
I see it IRL all the time. Women can put money and status above height and looks when it comes to a husband.

>>84074606
He's a hack fraud though

>>84073651
I think she is meant to be a mail order bride.

>>84074561
He genuinely loves her, anon

>>84074585
you mean like her shitty secretary job? it's not like she had much ambition either

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I don't know if it was Edelstein's phoned in performance during her last season or the fact that these two had no previous romantic chemistry, but this should've never happened, however short it lasted.

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>I didn't even realise he was a billionaire until after we were married, I fell in love with his charm and intellect

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>>84074662
She is my lebanesefu

>>84074656
In the first season wasn't she studying to be a lawyer? She totally gave up on that, she's no better than Doug.

>>84074561
I REALLY like women hahaa

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>>84073106
https://youtu.be/FKwfmrxDHW4
This video does an excellent job of explaining it. I know none of you fags will watch it, but I'll post anyway.

>>84073986
Poor people are often fat.

Poor areas have lots of fast food joints all over the place.

>>84074608
>money/status
Doug is a UPS driver...

>>84073532

THICC

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this couple

>nice, loving wife
>perfect balance between a brat son and two genius daughters
>comfy suburban life

was life this good in the 90s middle-class America? I'm but a PIGS-poor 28 year old underachiever who would like to be happy in his lifetime

>>84074155
That never, ever happened.

Why are you blatantly lying?

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Closet homosexual or fat fetish? Is pierce a feeder?

>>84074585
>crappy UPS job
He was a driver. And given that he had been one a long time, he was probably making pretty decent money. I worked for UPS for 4 years and the older drivers make over $25 an hour. And almost always get overtime with time and a half. So during Christmas time, they are especially making bank. Plus when the union renegotiates contracts, they'll get back pay up to a couple grand. Yes it's not like they are millionaires, but their pay is good and they get good benefits and a pension.

It's the work itself that is crappy, not the pay.

>>84073506
Looks like a fun guy to party with.

>>84074742
Not my university, but this guy is facebook friends with someone I know.

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=246758

>Good professor, pretty hot too.

Go look up a picture of this fat jew.

>>84073532
Pretty sure she was pregnant during that time. not an excuse though.

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>>84074290
>attracted to power

>>84074749

He just wanted a person who stick with him, for real.

>>84074749
>bondburgered

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>>84074820
Would

>>84073852
Is she Jesus?

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>>84074826
Finally it all makes sense. This image is about a fat fetish guy feeding your sister to fatten her up.

>>84073959
>holding a pointy metal weapon openly in school

The 90s really were a different time

>>84074886
Hardly, she's 99.9% blubber so she just floats on top of the water.

>>84074780
>Getting fairly rewarded for hard work.

Looks like its time to change careers.

>>84074886
Yes, she'll die for our sins soon enough

>>84074662

his father is the billionaire, not him
btw he doesn't look that bad for a 55 year old. he has a business degree and co-founded a business software company in the 90s - all this besides growing his father's empire
he probably isn't versed in japanese cartoon teenage girls, but you can't have it all, right?

btw, implying a one-role actress (big titted spic) would get any better than him kek

>>84074780
You know you come from a lower middle class background when you think delivery guy is a decent paying job.

>>84074202
is that the single guy from 500 days of summer?

>>84074561
if you follow him on social media he seems so chuffed to be with her

>>84074820
>>84074876

Lol how assblasted can you get? The guy isn't even that fat and he does have a good sense of style / looks. No he isn't Chad Thundercock but he isn't an "ugly, fat jew" either.

>>84073579
This is far less believable that Woody Allen's, because at least he pretty much shows that all the women that end up with him do so because they're fucked in the head.

>>84074931
Generic 'delivery guy'? No. UPS driver, yes. They make a comfortable middle class income and receive very good benefits.

>>84074897
>Secretly pounded
>Pierced the buns

>>84074749
She was a literal 10/10 when she was young

>>84075025
>turtleneck under a plaid jacket
>good style

wew lad

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>>84074928
He looks like shit. This guy is 60.

>>84074749
she was hot back in the 90s

>>84074965
Yes.

>>84075071
a TRUE actor so

>>84074688
Top kek shes only been to Lebanon once to appear in court over an inheritance conflict. Lebanon gave her a ridiculous welcome and acted as if she was the biggest star of all time

>>84074918
Just fyi bro, it takes a few years before they'll let you drive full time. But it can be worth it if you stick with it. For the most part they try to hire within, so you'll have to start by being a loader/unloader. Also it depends on the route you get too but they'll start you off as a fill in for sick/on vacation drivers.

>>84075025
Betas itt are BEET RED knowing that ANYONE they deem uglier is getting laid

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>>84074749
>>84074561
These women are pretty enough and better yet won't leave them because they could never do better. Actors are constantly getting divorced because they marry actresses/other famous people.

Jon Bon Jovi is a good example of this. He's been with his wife since high school and married in '89. He could do way better.

>>84074928
>implying a one-role actress (big titted spic) would get any better than him
implying any woman could get better than billionaire.

>>84074242
>Why do women only like assholes and not nice guys like me? REEEEEEEEE!

>>84074552
yeah even beyond the looks he's really annoying

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this makes me mad

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>>84074112

>>84075137
>implying Jon didn't still have his fair share of groupies

>>84075144
Big tiitied spic describes her physical appearance not her roles.

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Pierce likes her that way. You can tell. He keeps loading up her plate everytime she finishes her meal. Then he power fucks he fat ass like a madman. He just slams her over and over and watches everything jiggle. She doesn't even want be that big but he keeps feeding her. He loves his little slam pig for sure.

Hugh Jackman though is totally gay.

>>84074116
She's a 9 you blind fuck.

>>84075252
Wtf I like wealthy thicc qts now

>>84074749
>a view to grill

>>84074931
I know a driver who was able to buy a six bedroom house cash, with a few acres, has a nice rv and boat. And also sends both of house kids to one of the top private schools in the country. And he didn't even go to college. He's doing better than most people.

>>84075278
>9
This is your brain on melanin. Stay faceblind and worshipping white women desu

>>84073434
Doug has charisma and was a jock when they met. Plus Carry, whatever her name, is a cunt so this isn't too far off.

>>84075119
Loader/Unloader here. Shit ain't too bad. I've been doing it about a year now along with being a driver helper. It's gotten me in the best shape of my life and the guys are pretty chill. That shit will definitely put a lot of wear and tear on your body after a while though.

>>84075304
>golden pie

>>84073442
Damn woody banged Kelly kapowski

>>84073347
so, pretty much any jew-backed movie featuring a 3/10 jew

>>84075391
>Dr. Dough

>>84074202
Damn does Jeff Goldblum really look like that??

>>84075391
>pie another day
>your appetite never dies
>your meal is not enough

Nothing is unrealistic as long as you have money.

>>84075436

>Never Say "When" Again

>>84075304
>>84075391
>for your thighs only
>man with the sesame seed buns
>skyfat
>licence to fill
>on her majesty's delivery service

>>84073434
She was popular in school while Doug was an athletic Chad on the football team.
So they ended up together.

>>84075570
>Diet Another Day

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>>84075097
I see

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>>84074202

Thunderthigh
Chickenfinger
Live and let Fry
The Spy Who Fed Me
Moonbaker

>>84075667
>you will never be mommy milky's smug boytoy
Why even live?

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>>84073106
ALL THE LITTLE CHICKS WITH THE CRIMSON LIPS GO

CLEVELAND ROCKS

CLEVELAND ROCKS

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>>84075667

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>>84075620
NO!!! NO DIETS!!!! HOW DARE YOU FILL HER HEAD WITH THESE STUPID IDEAS!!!!

>>84075252
>casseroyale

>>84075667

My fucking sides. He absolutely knows that every man watching hates his guts, and he doesn't give a shit.

>>84073106
Didn't she leave for Scrubs before they got together anyway?

Oswald was the best character btw

>>84074876
wow he's hot
i'd put him in the bigger oven

>>84073585
>has a kid
She's lucky she even got him.

>>84075388
Former loader here. I loved the job but I injured my knee so I couldn't keep up the pace. Other than that I loved the job.

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>>84075278
>9
Just for her age, she is automatically an 8, now she is not that attractive so a 6 would be more realistic.

>>84075188
why?

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>>84073106
>nothing special looking, nagging mouse like wife
>Hunk McHunk husband, the most alpha of males

>>84074749
his wife died from cancer
then his daughter
he's dead inside.

>>84075309
really? which private school

>>84074174
cost being an issue is such bullshit
it's lack of cooking skills being taught throughout generations
poor people are usually too busy working or just too lazy to actually make their food

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>>84075668

>Casino Royale with Cheese

Fact is girls would rather be with a fatter guy that's funny than a thin guy that's not. I see it everyday and have a ton of girls that are friends. Especially older women in their 30s

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>>84073442
>>84073383
>>84073347

why are you implying that the woman being taller than the man would even be an issue? if something it's the womanlets who are exclusively into taller men.

i've had more luck with taller chicks, as far back as elementary school

>>84074716
Unrealistic for who?

>>84074174

this is a myth

>>84075981
Manlet here. Any more fan fiction like this? It gives me confidence. Thanks in advance guys.

>>84075981
Do they look like Jaws.

>>84075981
You're not wrong. Taller women are less picky. A lot of posts itt are backed by extensive robot research

In the 90s, before roasties had unlimited access to literal 10/10s at any time, that was realistic

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>>84076106

>>84075981

"Tall women" and "women taller than Woody Allen" are not the same thing.

An average size woman, 5'4-5'7 say, usually don't like men being shorter than them.

>>84075061
Shave his stupid hipster nu-male beard and he will look like a 60yr. old Aids victim

>>84076193
Most women want tall men, especially the really short ones.

>>84074749
damn she actually looks fuckable there

>>84074122
>hor girls go for the ugliest guys even with big dicks
We hentai now. Will they fuck hobos just because they might have big dongs?

>>84075861
She really can be a cunt.

>>84076086
i've met a few who are genuinely attracted to me because i'm a small dude, i don't know if it's some weird fetish or what but they're out there for sure. might even be considered a taboo among women the same way very few men would admit to liking plus-size women.

>>84076193
exactly my point. i consider a 5'5 woman to be short for sure.

>>84075667
fucking guy must be money in the sack. why else would you shack up with a greasy looking bastard like that?

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>>84076340
maybe hes a cuck or has a big benis? maybe she truly loves him and wants to settle down , who knows anon. who knows.

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Women are REALLY into being ignored

>>84076390
billionaire

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>>84073106
What you don't know is that Carey is an Incognito Chad. And a veteran of the US Marine Corps.

>>84076390
Cheryl Hines is one ugly as fuck woman though. Legit Halloween mask tier.

Larry chose her for the show because it's believable that a washed up whore like her would marry him. She represents his level of self esteem.

>>84076486
Fucking how?

Drew Carey was a Chad that killed 100s of gooks in Nam

>>84076489
Holy shit that scary looking stick bitch married a fucking Kennedy wtf?

>>84076486
i wonder what it feels like to peak that early.

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>>84076539
>>84076535
Still to this day, he volunteers with US Veterans.

>>84076577
you wonder what its like to peak at all

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>>84076486
>>84073506

post more cryptochads

fun fact: Mick Foley and Kevin James were highschool buddies and were both on the wrestling team

>>84075252
Hahahaha

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>>84076577
I wonder what it's like to accomplish anything.

>>84073106
I dunno, hot girls sometimes fall for ugly guys with good personalities

You just have a shit personality, anon

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>>84076654

>>84074710

>1 hour

fuck off mate

>>84076739
>hot girls sometimes fall for ugly guys with good personalities

if you were ever one of those dudes you would realize soon into the relationship that despite her loving you she is not attracted to your body and sex will always be sub par unless you severely alter yourself and then you dump her because fuck being happy

>>84076722
He looks terrible after losing all that weight, very sickly like he has cancer or something

>>84073696
I'm mostly just impressed

t: fat ugly slob

>>84075188
his stance... will someone please post that Virgin Walk picture?

>>84073347

Yeah, she's way too old and white for his usual style

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>>84076679
Crypto right here:
Bea Arthur, from the Golden Girls.
United States Marine.
World War II Veteran.
Badass.

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>>84073563

You ain't seen nothing yet brutha

>>84075667
>>84076423
That is the legitimate husband? he is a stuffed turkey who does not have half a host. In Sinaloa we would give him lead.

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>>84073563
>>84073506

>>84076989
That's blown my fucking mind.

>>84073986

Buying in bulk at Wal-Mart like all the other white trash?

>>84076489
she's got a pretty bangin body though

>>84075252
Tbh i like fucking fatties with huge tits for the same reason. Drives me feral.

>>84074202

Maybe she just likes Super Troopers

>>84077049
she's more stick than woman though.

>>84074202
>On October 11, 2009, Hendricks married actor Geoffrey Arend.[1] She has said in interviews that she and her husband do not plan to have children.

What's even the point?

>>84073434
Difference is Doug is good looking guy but obese.
He also has really good heart and Carrie was literal bitch tier woman.

>>84074561
im convinced hugh jackman diddles children. he's GOT to have some kind of dark shit going on behind the scene.

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>>84073506
>>84073563
>>84073434

Maybe she met him like this

>>84074749

His first wife died of cancer so he makes sure his second one has proper meat on her

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>>84077123
such a shame she needs to have a child what a waste of genes

>>84077197
busted face + implants = good genes

>>84076989
Is that Kevin James and Mick Foley? What the fuck?

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>>84077226
kys neckbeard

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>>84073651
Women just want somebody that provides.

Plus he got those gorilla arms.

>>84077252
She beats him, she made him kill his dog and burn his drum kit. And she's not even hot. What a next-level c u c k

>>84073858
They look exactly like my gfs parents.

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>>84077158
I hope not..

>>84075902
Underrated post.

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Is everyone just gonna ignore Louie, and how this shit happened multiple times? This show is literally "the cuck king fucks women hotter than him: the show"

>>84073434
Women don't care about looks, so they will marry a fat ugly guy if he has a personality she's attracted to

>>84077512

Gavin Mcinnes was right about all those cliche "uhh Im such a mess!" comedians just wanting to fuck hot chicks. They all do this shit.

>>84075252
She has nice proportions for a woman her size.

>>84075252
Not wanting to cum on those fat tits is pretty gay desu

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>>84077358

>>A Wild Crypto Chad Appears.
Ed O'niell was an outside linebacker and center for Youngstown College
He signed as an undrafted free agent with the Pittsburgh Steelers, in 1969.....

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Life imitates art

>>84075137
.Bon Jovi still looks good

damn

>>84077512
yeah that's also his life too
the entire reason comedy exists is to attract the opposite sex
lots of hot women are suckers for hideous funny men

>>84077622
damn his wife was qt. a little too thicc now, but with a bit more discipline could be qt thicc

>>84073532

Looks even better.

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>>84077621
>crypto Chad

4 touchdowns in one game buddy, ain't nothing crypto bout dat

>>84077622
>"hey, I got my man now. Fuck this diet, where's the Ho Hos?"
Every time.

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>>84077763
Why crypto?

He didn't look that bad for a guy in his 60s

>>84074552
Came here to post this. This guy isn't even ugly "for an actor", he is a legit ugly person.

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>>84077621
football chads are the worst

They already had their time, it's not fair that they get to have the good life as adults too

>>84077763
he's actually alpha af

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>>84077763
Nope.

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>>84077865
>alpha

You don't know the meaning of the word

>>84077893
Jesus Christ.

No wonder he hates life now

>>84075210
>You, however, have shaken that observation to the core.
>literally shaking

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And just because I happen to have another one

>>84077893
Christ, he was the ultimate Chad Dickington

>>84075188
You could really apply this to every movie Michael Cera is in.

>Superbad
>Scott Pilgrim
>Youth in Revolt

The list goes on; I'd say the only semi-realistic one is Juno. Ellen Page is plain enough that I could see that working.

>>84077512
This happens

>>84077989
God damn, Nixon was hot as fuck as a youth. That's a guy I would vote for.

>>84075667
based geoff

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>>84077998
no.
that was no. 61, John Belushi

>>84077893
This gives me hope that my acne scars will look cool one day. R-right guys?

>>84074749
HIGH TEST

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>>84078039
That's not John Belushi, he looks fucking Samoan

>>84075763
i don't hate him. he is an inspiration to us all.

>>84078003
The girl he was dating in Superbad was just your run-of-the-mill cute high school girl. A nerd could get her.

The unrealistic part is her being hot for his dick in the movie. Even the ugliest girl is not going to develop a crush over Michael Cera. It would have to come down to Cera's personality to win them over.

>>84076429
>call me on the virgin hotline
lol

>>84077893
I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

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>>84078099
That's him, nigga.
Chad.

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>>84078099
Shit, that guy's name is Steve Buscemi, not John Belushi

My bad

>>84076486
>>84077893
>>84078039
"Now there's a haircut you could set your watch to."

>>84076989
Fuck man, this shit kills me.

>>84075861
shes an absolute babe 10/10 perfect wife to be fair

>>84073986
>>84074036
kek

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>>84078153
And another Chad.
Buscemi was an NYC Fireman.

>>84073585
She's hot but has a lot of baggage. A divorced immigrant with a young child can attract loaded old guys, but it will be difficult for someone to settle with her.
For me, they make a reasonable realistic couple.

>>84077252
I HEA' YU LIL NIQUH

>>84076989
>>84077893
>ITT: It's ugly guys look good in grainy black and white photos.

You put these baboons in the homosex instagram generation of today and they are nothing special. Still, they can get more pussy than any of us betas.

>>84074552
>rude
>thin-skinned
>vindictive
>not funny
>loud and shrill
>likes magic
>working a dead-end job
>unfaithful
\>uncharismatic
>sexy mess of a woman mistakenly thinks he is a "nice guy" and the "first stable relationship she's had" solely because he is ugly as fuck, bad at sex, and into nerd shit
seems realistic to me

>>84075097
>tfw you crushed hard on a Lebanese girl for years but she became a fat bulldyke.

>>84078248
>Buscemi was an NYC Fireman.

And Kylo Ren was in the marines. Whoopdie fucking doo. A job does not a chad make

>>84075278
Sure, on a scale of 9 to 11

>>84074105
Yeah, this is unrealistic.

I can see Jerry getting one hot girl that he marries. But I do not see Jerry pulling 100s of 9/10s without promise of any commitment. Only guys like Jon Hamm can do that.

>>84077621
He's also a black belt in BJJ. He's even buddies with the fucking Gracies.

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>>84078339
Ok.
You're right.....

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>>84078400

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>>84078248
>buscemi went back to rejoin FDNY Engine 55 on 9/11, spent days working 12-hour shifts to look for survivors
>declined photographs and interview requests and didn't talk about it for more than a decade

the hero we deserve

>>84075861
You missed the episode where the elevator rips off her dress.

She's a sneaky 10/10. Total bitch on the show though.

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>>84078400

>>Only guys like Jon Hamm can do that

>>84078486
Based.

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>>84073106

>>84076041
i'm 5'6 and i dated a 6' girl in my early 20s

>>84073446
/thread
>>>>This 100000%%%%%%%


this is biggest flip flop in history of flip flops.
And, biggest part is, she downplayed how actually hot piece of ass she really is.
Small,hot tornado.

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>>84073637

and he had been "grooming" her for years to be his love slave

I wonder if he was diddling her little private parts when this photo was taken

>>84078486
>that happened
That could literally be anybody.

>>84078248
Looks like Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: Fireman Edition

>>84078595
It'd be a retarded thing to lie about. Getting found out that you lied about helping after 9/11 would be a fucking disaster

>>84073506
>>84077163
There is an episode where we see how they meet, Doug is a bouncer, has a mullet and is fat. He also lives with the stupid italian friend I think

>>84078595
http://www.unilad.co.uk/life/this-steve-buscemi-911-story-is-absolutely-incredible/

>>84078486
People fawning over the fucking Kardashians; always saying "look at me while I do this inane shit that nobody cares about" while people like this exist?
Fucking millennials are picking the wrong heroes.

>>84076921
>You will never have your dick annihilated by a war-weary, drunk Bea Arthur.
I don't want to live.

>>84074653
You can love someone without being in love with them. He's a known closet case.

>>84074749
sadly this happens to a good amount of women when they get over 35 and have kids, its rare they get old and still look good when married.

>>84078509
Screens ? Or better yet title of the episode ?

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>>84078663
>It'd be a retarded thing to lie about. Getting found out that you lied about helping after 9/11 would be a fucking disaster

>>84078725
>Rannazzisi was never employed by Merrill Lynch, which did not have offices in the World Trade Center then, and did not attend the State University of New York at Purchase, as he additionally had claimed.[4]

I can't believe it took 14 years to figure this out

>>84078668
>his Italian friend was a firefighter
>stopped appearing in the show after september 11th. 2001

>>84078663
they should make a buddy comedy film where a sullen manly firefighter gets teamed up with steve buscemi (played by steve buscemi) to fight the 9/11 fires

imagine how weird that day would be: first 9/11 and then "is that fucking steve buscemi?"

>>84078432
But that's not Buscemi, that's one of the Skarsgård brothers.

>>84078486
>>84078248
>>84078673
That is so amazing.
>>84078663
>>84078725
>>84078770
This guy is a piece of shit. It's like he never grew out of making up stories.

>>84077573
>Gavin McInnes was right about the sky being blue
Hang yourself kid.

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>>84074290
STEM cuck detected.

Women(not all but enough for you to get laid) are attracted to smarts and wits, what they arent attracted to are sniveling groveling craven bootlickers.

Think about the average "I fucking love science" geek. Even a smart one. What are they actually DOING with those smarts? Are they creating a company from the ground up, being their own man? Are they doing bold world shaking research? In most cases no.

Theyre memorizing CS problems for their 50th interview this week to be a code monkey. Theyre staying late after work to "own the code" because all the other drones are doing it and theyre afraid to tell their boss that they signed up for 40 hours a week and if he wants more time he can fuck off. Theyre timidly keeping all their opinions to themselves and then seething on the internet about how everyone is so stupid and wrong all the time.

The average nerd is a house nigger, a well trained slave who sometimes manages to grovel his way into a decent paycheck. You say the reason women dont go for you is because they arent attracted to smarts but would any positive traits outweigh what a fundamentally beta suck up you are? Sure if you were 6 ft and had a Chadbod and a little charm you could get your foot in the door easier but do you think the women who got with you for your looks wouldnt grow to hate that same submissive self degradation that you currently wear on your sleeve?

Its not that women dont like smart guys, or that they arent attracted to smartness(they are) its that theyre turned of by complete pussies.

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nobody posted young stalin yet?

>>84074105

>over 6'
>not fat
>not balding
>great hygiene
>extremely confident
>makes women laugh
>has lots of money in later seasons

Not unrealistic at all. George on the other hand could never pull as many bitches as he did

>>84076722
It doesn't feel like anything unless you accomplish something extremely important or impressive.

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>>84079503
He's 5'11.

>>84077893
Nigga went on to graduate from Harvard too. He had everything and got more. What a life.

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>>84079503
That was George's gf, initially. One of the first ones on the show.

>>84073852
i felt the ghost of a barf

>>84073858
she's okay.
her fucking sister in the show was hot as fuck

>>84073986
Fuck right off.
John Goodman is a Legend.
Relationship is unrealistic because he could do better.

>>84074561
he actually loves her. Apparently she supported him through all his years of trying to breakout and he's stuck with her every since.

Good guy Wolvy