Not Even Tom Cruise could save this mess. How does it make you feel?

>that female mummy will never make you cum then kill you.

I hate this gay earth.

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Feels great since the legacy of the Fraiser version is intact.

Good. Fuck the hollywood sequel and reboots machine

>>84064432
Means Brendan is a better actor then cruise

>>84064800
Something we've already known for years

>>84064613
But I thought you hated him, /tv/. You're always so mean to poor Brendan.

>>84064432
wtf was that bullshit storyline about all evil blah blah?

That killed the movie, people came to see some Egyptian legends come to life, not some stupid london freakshow.

>>84064432
Was it really that bad, I haven't read anything about it yet?

>>84064432

Yet another remake nobody asked for or wanted that didn't deserve to be successful anyways.

Not gonna lie. As soon as I got home from seeing it I had to run a batch to Ahmanet.

Easily best load of the month.

>>84064432
why does she have two irises tho haha

>>84064432
But Cruise saved it with Dr Jeykyll, re-writing the ending so it wasn't completely forgetful

>>84065239
That's just a setup for a cinematic universe that's not gonna happen.

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>>84065034
She's the hottest female character

>>84065254
Movie has made $300 million. Stop thinking it's a flop

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This has brilliant cinematography

>>84065328
You wouldn't know brilliant cinematography if Ingmar Bergman fucked you in the ass.

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>>84065261
1999 > 2017

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>>84065328
Do you think Ahmanet knew that Tom had sex with the blonde girl and that's why she was so jealous?

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>>84065344
There is no way Evie is more hotter than Sofia Mummy

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>>84065358
But Ahmanet offered Tom to spend eternity with him regardless. Why he didn't choose her

>>84065393

Looks like a tranny.

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>>84065461
What the fuck is your problem

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What kind of monster is Tom supposed be anyway? He's not a mummy; never having been mummified and all, but he has sand powers, super strength, and a ghost sidekick?

>>84065474
She looka like a man

>>84065474

Still getting a tranny vibe.

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>>84065515
He has the powers of Set and yeah I guess he is kind of like the new Mummy?

Anyway I hope they are planning a sequel and resurrect Sofia Mummy

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>>84065564
Why are you even here? If you don't find a pure beauty attractive and just wanna keep making fun of, go back to your Israeli Gadot

>>84065615
does she have a bald pusy?

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>>84065647
Maybe

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>still no Ahmanet r34

>>84065598
She just looks kinda like Jaye Davidson from The Crying Game

Would you lick mummy's pusy?

At what point in her regeneration would you refuse?

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Why did they have to trim down some of the nudity that was in the trailers?

>>84066252
Not cool in China, my lad.

>>84064432
>Not Even Tom Cruise could save this mess
The movie was shit BECAUSE of Tom Cruise.

Has Tom Cruise been in a bad movie before?

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>>84064613
>tfw no Punished grizzly veteran O'Connell killing mummy shits in South America

>>84065358
Wait what is this from?

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>>84065261
>>84065358
>>84065393
>>84065428
>>84065474
>>84065515
>>84065569
>>84065615
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>>84066252
giv mummy gf

>>84065344
those fucking plucked pencil eyebrows made Weiss go from a solid 10 to around a 6