Jaden Smith Batman

How Can Kisses Be Real If Roses Are Not

>>84058969
>How Can Kisses Be Real If Roses Are Not

I wish my dad was famous so I could play make believe too.

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HELLO

>>84058969
Didn't Ace Ventura rescue this thing in When Nature Calls? What's it doing out of its cage again?

>>84058969
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

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>>84060126
Is Jaden posting back?

>>84060197
I hope so, Anon.

>>84060232
stop calling others anon when we know their accounts

>>84060308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1DD8ybp4us

No idea what this even means, but hello.

>>84058969
>this kills the franchise

>>84058969
That's what happens when you don't whoop your kids

I had a dream last night where Jaden was on America's Got Talent, singing this song, and flying around the room.

He got four red X's

It's actually catchy as fuck. I've been listening to it for the past 3 days.

>>84058969

Fruit Batman

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>>84060374
>He got four red X's

>>84060379
>catchy as fuck
Glad I didn't watch it then; last thing I need is another fucking unwanted "whip/nae nae" type ear worm.

Sticking in your head against your will =/= good.

>>84059178
>>84059253
Ba da ba ba ba da da da da

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>>84060367

BLACKMAN!

Na na na na na na na na bix noood

>>84060425
admittedly it's carried by the production, and it's not AMAZING, but Jaden's vocals are not bad at all. It's seriously a very good trap song with Drake influences.

>>84060484
shut up you tasteless cretin

>>84060534
someone get this HOTHEAD outta here.

>>84060484
I will take your word for it; not sticking my head in that bear trap again.

Those earworm songs are absolute HELL when I'm either sick/puking or have a migraine, fucking hook loops nonfucking stop.

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So are we going to make a Bane version?

big guy big guy

We can't let this faggot take batman and our womens

>>84060484
oh fuck off you young ball of sperm

>>84060484
>trap song
as in a song for women with penises; or in the Ackbar sense? Cause the former seems like a Jaden thing

>>84058969
So did Will do suicide squad so his son could make this song?

Who fucked up harder in raising their son? Will Smith or Tony Soprano?

>>84060700
At least Tony's son had enough sense to realize how much of a universal mistake his existence was, & at least ATTEMPT to an hero.

Stupidly & a failure, but an attempt was made.

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>>84058969
>rap chorus repeats the word more than 3 times

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>>84058969
>you're the one who got the jews

What did he mean by this?

>>84058969
>another generic trap song with metro boomin-esque production

no thanks

>>84060862
>trap song
seriously, wtmf is a trap song?
is it like a rap song, but gay as fuck, like all the modern shit?

What's that song Jaden did a few years ago? I remember it was really catchy but only like 2 minutes long. I can't find it now.

>>84060659
It's a "genre" of rap that's basically rap only really shitty, they constantly repeat lines and it has no rhyme or flow and it's set to a generic loop from start to finish.

>>84058969
shittiest night camouflage ever
just strap strobe lights onto yourself for fuck's sake

>>84061107
please respond

>>84061260
>Jaden takes the mantle of the one thing that he fears most, to strike that same fear into the hearts of the niggers he fights; he becomes... White.

>>84061107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noZkb5JHyx4

is it this

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>>84060197
it never went away

>>84061373
lol no. I've managed to go all this time without hearing the like hello song.

I think it was in colour and he was walking along a street, and the lyrics were about a girl? Maybe.

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>When nigger culture and Jewish degeneration lower the standards so much that a song that would be mocked and heavily criticized 20 years ago is now considered "okay".

The ride never ends.

>can't star in movies anymore because of punchable face and lack of charisma
>can't sing for shit
>thinks he's a profound philosopher when he just sounds high all the time

If I were Will, I'd make him go to one of those ultra strict colleges to toughen him up, because that kid is fucked otherwise.

>>84061551
He's actually pretty compassionate and intelligent, I'd be proud to have a son like him.

It's impressive how sensible both WIllow and Jaden turned out. It's easy to fuck up when you grow up rich and famous but they've never even been part of any scandals or controversy.

>>84061822
get off the internet Will.

>>84061822
I'm pretty sure both Jaden and Willow are brain dead spoiled degenerates and your opinion and taste is so plebeian that you don't even know of Will's actual non fucked up son Trey.

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>>84058969
>Be trust fund baby
>Not having to put effort into anything
>Dad cast a huge shadow
>Start deluding yourself
>Develope a Bruce Wayne complex to compensate
>Daddy is entertaining your retardation because your his favourite son and his weak spot
>He also happen to work with DC so no copyright issues
>This shit happen
He'll probably get into rehab in the near future

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>>84061324

>>84061324
Damn, Raimi.....

>>84061822
Social media hasn't really born that out, what are your sources?

>>84058969
anyone else unironically like this?

how did he get tyler to do cameo on this

sounds way too much like jumpman by drake

https://vimeo.com/181134880

>>84058969
I wish he'd meet that famous Batman villain A Screwdriver Through The Eye Into His Brain.

>>84062813
He did already; lobotomization is the only explanation. Autism doesn't cover the full spectrum of Jaden's retardation.

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Shikaka?

couldn't watch it desu

>>84061107
Is it "Fast"?
I genuinely like that song.
https://youtu.be/okFJnzPU-KU

>>84065591
Yes! Thank you so much

lol white people will eat this shit up

>>84060197

he looks worried about something, maybe for being a nigger

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>>84058969
That exchange with those random cosplayers was cute.

>>84058969
Nemesis?

>>84058969
It's kino. Great marketing for the new DC movie too. Wonder if there'll be a Superman version.

>>84058969
why is his acting so rigid, the kids been acting since he was little, that shit doesn't make sense.

also why is his costume so shitty? hes rich as fuck.

Seriously
What in the actual fuck is hip hop now
He's retarded but the genre in general in down the crapper

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Rico from Hannah Montana was th director

>>84067247
He was acting on daddy's favors\money - nobody chose him to be an actor in their film, nobody expects him to be one, but his daddy.

I like it.

>>84058969
>Arctic Batsuit

>>84058969
Saw this shit a few days ago. Could not watch.

>>84061324
I read this on public and burst into laughter.

Fuck you, people are looking at me.

>>84060173
>shikakaaaa

>>84060852
they dont look particularly tough despite all the ado

>>84067640
He might be Static though. Only time will tell.

>>84067578
>he hasn't aged at all
Have all the kino stars aligned?

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>>84060360
Amazing.

>>84060413
>Shindol
Enjoy your cuck cartoons faggot

>>84060425
Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, Batman, Batman, Batman You has a matress

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What a damn autismo

>>84060360
>>84069837
Love it!