Jonah Hill lost weight, but what's making him so sad /tv/?

he went from fat to skinnyfat

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>>84057881
mooning over his lost love
what was her name, /tv/?

Probably just sad that he's a manchild. He's a fucking joke. At least he doesn't pay alimony I guess.

>tfw thinner than him but bitch tits because gyno

>>84057881
Seriously the dude looks like he's on the verge of suicide here

>>84057964
Ben?

>>84057964
Do you play with them when you jerk off?

>>84057915
it's so weird how even obese he had skinny little legs

He misses constantly waking up every morning drenched in sweat. Yes this is very common with a lot of obese people. They sweat in their sleep.

>>84057881
He started losing weight because of that French bitch that humiliated him on global television. He's still sad about it as seen in the pic.

Where's Channing Tatum?

>I'm still funny when I'm not fat, Leo
>please return my calls

>>84057987
Chris

>>84057997
No. I wish I had money for lipo

>>84057881
>what's making him so sad /tv/?

Shit genetics.

>>84057881
That's not sadness. That's stone cold determination.

>>84058002

Hahahahha...i love it.
Dude got cucked on french TV.

>>84057986
he looks pretty neutral and his eyes are just glazed over as if he's thinking about something (anything). I tune out like that in public all the time

>hamplanet al ur life
>make millions
>think this is finally ur chance to be hot
>lose massive amounts of weight
>extra tit skin hangs to ur knees

Look st his nipples. Of course he's sad, he knows what he looks like under those clothes and nothing will ever change that.

>>84057881
should have asked for more money for wolf of wall st
they just used him and done

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Jesus christ

>>84057881
because now that he is not fat, bitches started to give him some attention, he realized that women are whores.

>>84058112
It looks like he sees a beaner selling shit off a corner

>"ICK! SPIC!"

>>84058112
he's probably taking some testosterone shit now because that hair is thinning out quickly on the front

>>84058112
PAPARAZZI, STOP POINTING THE FUCKING CAMERA AT MY JONAH

jonah hill has had the most extreme body weight fluctuations of any actor, prove me wrong

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>>84058112

>>84058002
That joke exposed him to the harsh reality - no matter how much weight he loses, he will always be seen as that fat, loser friend.

>>84058112
>that face

JUST

>>84057881
no acting jobs now

>>84058242
first

>>84057881
Dick didn't get bigger. They say your dick is supposed to get bigger when you get in shape but it doesn't

How does he lose the weight quick?

>>84058000
>tfw i woke up sweaty earlier
I thought it was hot

>>84057999
they gotta carry that weight

t.fatty

>>84057881
I'm 40lb overweight and look like him sliming down.

>>84057999
because he never used them, hence why he was fat.

>>84057944
>Call's a millionaire who's starred in films alongside Brad Pitt and directed by Scorsese a joke.
>Done nothing of note with life.

What's your whore of a mother making for dinner tonight boy?

Basically this >>84058002 >>84058248

>>84058302
professional hollywood trainers nigger

his face is still ugly, no one is gonna give him roles being skinny, he knows he's gonna balloon up again, etc.

>>84058112
You guys are overreacting, he looks great compared to the fat blob he was in war dogs

>>84058422
>cast him in a film
>by the end of filming, he has gorged himself on the catering subway and is 50lbs heavier

>>84058422
I've said it before, but his voice is still recognizable and decent enough for VA work

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>>84058002

dont listen to this retard

he was already losing weight by that time

I mean did you stupid fucks think he looked like this in that interview?

>>84058377
Whoa there that's alot of projection

>>84058070
>he's thinking about something
a sandwich

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>>84058112
DAMN

>>84058112
Is he crying?

>>84058242

>losing hair
>ugly face
>5'7"

This is going to end badly.

>>84058301
It doesn't actually get bigger, but more of it is exposed when you lose fat, so you do gain usable length.

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>>84058236
Did you forget Brando?

>>84058302
very low calorie diet + amphetamines

Maybe because he is a fucking shit actor at every movie he does. I mean fuck, how many times you gonna play the quirky fat guy who ODs on drugs.

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>everyone is getting fit
>I still end my lonely NEET day with a trip to 7/11 to get a soda and giant bag of white cheddar popcorn

>>84058236

Christian Bale.

>>84058377
>call is

guess who's projecting

>>84058112
I just realized, without his fat he looks like an overly average hipster. I wouldn't even notice him on the street. He's a nobody now.

>>84058677

Me on the right

>>84058745
They're wearing matching shirts, what's wrong with that?

>>84057881
This guy fluctuates in weight more extremely than anyone in the history of Hollywood. He goes from like morbidly obese to healthy weight and back to morbidly obese in the span of two and a half years. That's insane.

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>>84058242

>morphing into Jon Glaser with every passing day

>>84058745
Almost feel bad for the racist mofucca

>>84058862
yeah. My former boss died doing that. he went from obese 2 to a /fit/fag drastically. he didn't consult a nutrionist just started dieting and doing biking

>>84058377
I'd rather live an anonymous life and fuck girls who want me because I'm attractive than be a disgusting, loose-skinned, small-girl-hands, skinnyfat actor who girls are repusled by.

>>84058994
>fuck girls who want me
Dude, seriously

>>84058962
More info? How old was he? Did he actually get fit, or die in the process? How long was he fit before he died? What exactly killed him?

>>84058994
>fuck girls who want me
how much are you paying buddy?

He's sad because he still feels like shit, he put all that work into loosing weight and bulking up, now he's slimmer but hungry non-stop and doesn't actually feel any better physically.

Once you're fat for too long, there's no actual hope. Just accept it and eat another footlong, that's your deal in life.

>>84058994
>skinnyfat actor who girls are repulsed by.
>actor who girls are repulsed by

Try again. He's not autistic and he has money. Girls probably literally line up to suck his dick.

>>84059050
he was around late 40s-early 50s i think
oh he got toned. he's not jonah hill fat but he was fat. he had a mild stroke and the doctor advised him to cut weight. he went uber fit conscious and started dieting, biking, joining marathons etc. he was posting his pics on fb on his fit lifestyle.

i was told that he went drinking with his friends one night and just fell asleep and didn't wake up. i think it was aneuryism or something or he had a mild stroke which he didn't recover. he was fit like around 5-6 months. massive weight drop. he was a nice guy too

>>84057881
He's still a Jew.

>>84058962

curious what's cause of death. heart attack? overfatigue? dehydration/malnourishment?

>>84057881
His career is over and every girl laughed at him.

>>84059189

Humans don't die from fatigue without there being another cause. E.g dehydration, heart related issues.

He was probably on stims.

>>84059043
>>84059059
le "all 4chan users are autistic virgins" meme.

I'm a lazy and unemployed but can still get laid easily

>>84059155
Damn, was that really from his weight? I think about that stuff sometimes. One little blood clot can end it all at any time with no warning. But I had no idea weight or weight lose could contribute to that. Holy shit.

>>84058962

he did not resign was not fired he died. he's still your boss, you disloyally disrespectful crouton.

>>84059225
it was too sudden for him i think. his body couldn't take it. he didn't consult a nutrionist / dietician or whatever to properly lower his weight just went all /fit/fag.

>>84058493
His face is what everyone is saying christ about. Looks like he's going to burst into tears.

Gastric bypass surgery isn't very fun, neither is horrific loose skin

>>84057881
Nobody will hire him unless he's fat. Problem was, Hollyjew wanted him to be fater which would eventually kill him. So it's either be wealthy and dead, or unemployed and alive.

>>84059375
there comes a time when you want to be fit in your life but at the risk of losing your job lol. man that's just sad

>>84058745

getting fit doesn't make everyone happier. I workout and have had good results with muscle tone but I'm still sad as shit every day. enjoy your popcorn.

>>84058242
Yeah? well fuck you!

>>84058745
>I still end my lonely NEET day with a trip to 7/11 to get a soda and giant bag of white cheddar popcorn
>>84059610
>I'm still sad as shit every day. enjoy your popcorn.

I don't know why reading these made me feel sad. Maybe I'm already in a depressed mood or my body is low on sugar.

Anyway, I hope you feel better, anons. May tomorrow bring you a better day.

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faggot paps in his face

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>>84057881
Subway shut down.

>>84060091
>white ppl

>>84057881

Is jonah hill the new meme?

>>84060381

>new

fat jonah was a meme until retards on this board realized he was already skinny again

>>84058745
Do something bitch

>>84059276
People tend to make weird faces on photographs they're unaware of. You realize how sad it is to be discussing this like it's a gossip mag right

His head is disproportionate to his body.

>>84061119

No, you imbecile. His body is disproportionate to his head.

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>>84057881
He can work out all he wants, but he knows he'll never deserve her. This is his burden. His pain.

So is there a health issue fluctuating weight so much so quickly several times in your life?

>>84058377
His daddy bought him those roles.

Always thought Jonah always looked
Depressed outside of acting. It's like he uses acting to pretend he's someone who isn't depressed which is why he seems so charismatic and genuine in all his roles

>>84058242
That's the face of man trying to come up with a good comeback but can't.

>>84058076
Surgery will change that and he surely has the funds for it.

I got /fit/ a few years ago after being tired of being fat. Got laid and made it but now I'm fat as fuck again. Getting into a long term relationship was a mistake!

thingken of subway

explain the french tv thing

>>84061384
There's some studies that shows that there's a higher risk of heart disease - however this risk is nothing compared to all the health issues of being a fat fuck.

>>84062233
post it again please

once he finishes losing weight and getting /fit/ will the french bitch fuck him?

>>84058002
Video link?

>>84058002
He's also beefing up to beat the shit out of Stefan Molyneux for humiliating him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q8BLfefGtg

Do you think if I saw Jonah Hill in public and gave him a sincere thumbs up that he would be friendly?
I like to believe that Jonah Hill is a pretty nice dude but pushes people away because he's been hurt too much in the past.

>>84059217
yikes i have never in my life seen so much delusion even in 4chan of all places

>>84060091

God damn think id just stay inside

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>>84057915
Subway

>>84062975
How can he even eat that?

>>84058745
Does he have aids or something?

>>84057881
>Jonah Hill lost weight, but what's making him so sad /tv/?

knowing that he'll be fat again in six months, and all of that effort will have been wasted

>>84057881
>>84063027

or maybe the knowledge that even though he's "in shape" now his nipples are 5 inches below where they should be and his knees bend inwards from years of having support his lardass weight

>>84057881
He realized he had no actual talent and people only hired him to be the obligatory fat sidekick.

I find him more attractive now and he doesn't even have huge delicious boobs oh god was have i become

>>84061306

Jonah Hill will get in shape before that French retard's arms match the color of her wrists.

Oh wait. Looks like he already did.

Go shave your disgusting armpits and keep relying on American tourism to support your giant swap meet of a country. If your senses of humor were anything like your sewage systems, at least they'd be just disgusting, and not fucking batshit retarded.

I'm not downing the French I'm just sayin'.

>>84063010
I would imagine, like a snake.

>>84063018
being old and skinny is much better than being old and fat, as long as you are nourished that is.

>>84062584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y90cC4qPgq4

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He stills remembers vividly

>>84065262

Why is she so cute bros?

>>84057881
He jist can't seem to come up with the perfect comeback man

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>>84065282

>>84057881
at least he learned this time that you gotta lift weights and not just have a calorie deficit. looks less dead than his last attempt.

If you tossed a subway in front of him he'd leap onto it like it was a coin.

>>84060091
Why don't celebs beat these faggots up more often? No one is gonna sympathise with them, especially when we can see this shit for ourselves.

He'll never get hired as the fat sidekick again, and since he will never be a leading man either, he can kiss goodbye to Hollywood

>>84062625
Why do people hate Stefan again? He seems pretty level headed in regard to the recent string of right wing commentators.

>>84057881
No joke you never stop being depressed you only find different ways of dealing with it
food > drugs/women/alcohol or something