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this movie promotes white genocide

>call me nigger on more time

>>84055730
What an absolute pile of shit, almost as bad as antman

>>84055730

had a great premise then totally went to shit

the script writing was garbage

The first like third to a half of this movie was good then is turned so bad. What the fuck?

>>84057497
This. What was advertised and what was actually a good plot was finished less than halfway through the fucking movie. That was some serious false advertising through the trailers.

The whole movie should have been his path to becoming a true hero.

>FUN FACT

Vince Giligan originally came up with the bare idea of Hancock, a homeless man with superpowers who doesn't know how to properly use them. It was intended as a drama/thriller, but was turned into a family oriented pile of garbage because Hollywood.

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>>84055730

What is it with Will Smith and miscegenation?

>>84057688
Do you think anyone would go to the movies to watch TWO black main characters?

>>84057678
it was originally about a homeless guy whose dick was so powerful it killed everyone he had sex with

>>84055730
The first half of this movie was terrific. The second half was crap. We essentially got a "what if Superman was a regular guy" movie that was hilarious and entertaining for the first hour, then it turned into some strange heavy mythological shit.

>>84057769
This is something that Smith has talked about. Like when he did that Hitch movie, they didn't want to cast a white anglo girl because it would have a backlash, or a black girl because then it would be a "black movie". So they cast a white cuban girl, which was ok because Americans are stupid and think that people with spanish surnames are non-white.

>>84057607
>The whole movie should have been his path to becoming a true hero.

This is what it should have been, probably could have made a great origin story and made mega bucks off a franchise if they handled it well

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>>84057688
SMITH'D

>>84057497
>>84057607
>>84057678
>>84057935
>>84058820
>blaming the story
>not the fact that it had a fucking nigger as the lead
Keep pushing that narrative, shills.

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>>84055730

>>84058928
you're trying to hard, /pol/

>>84058928

Fuck off. Will smith is a based black man and I'd even let my girlfriend fuck him if he wanted to

I think the first 70 minutes or so of Hancock were the best of any superhero movie ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV6-yZG4v4Y

>you need to sue mcdonalds cause they fucked you up

>literally dies at the end and heart stops beating
>gets up for no reason and wins

dude lets just do that scene from the matrix itll be awesome

someone have that penis photo ?

>>84055730

didn't the girl (bateman's wife) say that they were created by someone? or am i misremembering?

>charlize theron and michael batemen starred as romantic leads in arrested development
>then in hancock
pottery

>>84059541

I stopped watching Arrested Development when it become clear that Bateman's character and his son are not in a hot sexual relationship.

>>84059612
>he didn't watch the series finale

>make a movie about a regular man being superman
>the loneliness and bitterness makes him a selfish drunk
>funny as hell
>randomly decide to turn it into this deep >muh mythological gods shit

Seriously, what were they thinking?

>>84059694
remember that dark knight was killing it around this time, serious was cool.

>>84057688
dubs, ther is no smith movie that i will not see twice at least

>>84059677

Was torn between asking and not asking. On one hand, this is /tv/ and that is most likely a baitrickrolltrick. But on the other hand, lucky-7-dubs.

Dubs don't lie, right? Especially if lucky 7 dubs, right?

>>84059458
>say this movie is bad one more time
hancock 2 when i love this movie

>>84057769
Badboys

>>84057688
Have you seen his kid? He probably has huge regrets.

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>>84055745
>>84058928

The scene where Hancock tries to reconcile with the people at a press conference, and they laugh in his face, was unironically better than any of the "serious" parts of Batman v Superman.

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Leave capekino to me.

>>84061294
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP