Please escort all Slyrherins to the dungeon.

/tv/ BTFO
Slytherfags overrun this place desu

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Yes yes well done, Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER - there are some last minute issues we need to take into account.well, actually there's only one issue, and that's that Slytherin house is a part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>84054089
>get sent into dungeons where you're safe and everyone else in your school get killed by your parents
>party sythers in the house tonight starts playing

>>84054089
#NotAllSlytherins

>>84054196
this image triggers me evrytiem

LOL Snape was basically Itachi

Reminder that Voldemort did absolutely nothing wrong.

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so...what are we going to do while we're stuck in this dungeon?

>>84054700
He failed.
I'd say he did that wrong.

I mean it was a baby. A fuckin' baby.
Imagine how different the story would be if he just chucked Harry outside the window.

>>84054410
>>84054450
>>84054700
Slytherfags pls go

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Dumb fucking adult numale child mobile poster

>>84054802
Sounds like you speak from experience. Now go back.