YASSSSSS QUEEN SLAAAAAY

X IS DOING Y AND IT'S Z

>>84049808
Is it in their ass crack?

>>84049842
My sword is ;)

>the tip of the blade had touched asscracks
Ewwww

>>84049808
>absolutely badass

if it is so badass then why does it have to be called badass in the title?

It's unfair that female autism isn't bashed more

>>84049890
>men pretend to be the driver or superman or some autistic character
>how cool, boys rule!
>woman try to emulate the ONE positive role model they have
>FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEE

>>84049929
>men pretend to be superheroes irl
>lol male power fantasy
>women do the same
>YASS QUEEN SLAY!!!

>>84049808
To be fair I copied Disney Marvel movies by sucking a nigger cock

>>84049961
>victim complex

>tips fedora
These girls are something else
>unsheeths katana

of course she has blue hair

>>84049929
>>84049961
both are retarded

This isn't badass at all.

>>84049929
>men pretend to be the driver or superman or some autistic character
>are social pariahs that spend their time green posting on r9k
>women autistically pretend to be Wonder Woman by sticking a sword in their dress
>"isn't she quirky! Nerd grills are the best!"

I remember doing this when I was a kid

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>>84049929

>>84049808
>flabby arms
gross

>>84049808
how are you supposed to draw it?

>>84049891

autism to a certain point in girls is completely qt. Autism in guys makes them absolutely disgusting creatures.

>memefeed

>>84050138
this is actually correct

normal men stop trying to pretend after age 14

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>buzzfeed

>>84049808
>women are children

>>84049929
>defending womanchild autists who carry around swords because of capeshit
How is it possible to be this much of a whiteknight? You're literally a caricature.

>>84049929

That doesnt address the question;

if it is so badass, then why do you have to call it badass in the title?

>>84050138
No self-respecting girl will actually do that. It's only for LARPers and fat non binary transtumblrites

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like my deadpool poster?

>>84050443
because buzzfeed writers are not good writers

>>84050472
Dad?

>>84049929
Got that the wrong way round padré

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>>84050106

>>84049808
Somebody post it on fa.

>>84049840
this. just reset the internet already

>it's a film marketers cooperating with some women to cosplay to get male attention episode

>>84049840
Fucking democrats

>>84050490

or maybe it is an attempt to prime the reader to convince them that X is Y

>>84049929
Kek virgin

>>84049808
>Dat hamzo steel

>>84049929
>>how cool, boys rule!
nobody ever says that

>>84049929
What world do you live in?

That's just nonsense. Men are eviscerated for going out in public dressed as superheroes. It looks nerdy, ugly, and downright autistic.

I have never, not once, heard someone call a man "badass" for dressing up in a costume.

Meanwhile, when women do it "lel, so quirky xd" and most people are totally OK with it. It's definitely a double standard.

Like, goddamn, I'm not even an r9k "ALL FEMINISTS ARE EVIL! WOMEN MUST DIE! WHY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME REEEEE" type person at all, but that's just an asspull on your part.

>These ladies are wearing wolf shirts and fedoras and it's TOTALLY bad ass!

Its cringy as fuck. I mean if a kid ties a blanket around his neck and pretends to be super man cool. If a little girl sticks a stick in thw back og her blouse and pretends to be wonder woman cool. But a grown up doing the same thing outside of cosplay is sad.

I remember when I was a boy I'd watch DragonBall Z and I would pretend I was Goku and do kamehameha gestures. Eventually I learned it looked ridiculous and I stopped and began trying to achieve something greater in life.

Now these women, most of whom are in their late 20s and early 30s, are doing the same thing. Sort of sad really.

>When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

1 Corinthians 13:11

I can't fathom how empty their lives are.

>>84049929
First I thought this post is satire, then I realized I'm not on /pol/ and we actually have a lot of deranged lefties here, kek.

Anyway, no, we don't find it cool when men believe they are "Superman".

>>84049861
It's even more deadly that way. If you get cut your wound gets infected.

>>84049929
Unless you're under the age of twelve cosplaying and LARP as a male is fucking embarrassing dude.

>>84050169
Anybody have the animated version of this? It always makes me laugh.

>flea market katana
>protecting you in time of crisis

>>84049929
i hope you're trolling

>>84049929
When has any man ever pretended to be those characters in public and were thought of as cool?

That black guy in Seattle that pretends to be a super hero doesn't count, thats OC do not steal.

>>84049808
Hope these lefty idiots get arrested for breaking their own retarded concealed weapon laws.

Why can't woman ever have anything?

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I don't even understand how this could be construed as badass


Fending off rapists with it would be badass or something, but literally just putting a sword in your shirt is autism, not badassery

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>>84049929
>men pretend to be the driver or superman or some autistic character
>how cool, boys rule!

that's why fedorafags with katanas and driverautsists are made fun of all around the world right?

you delusional retard.

>>84049929
Nah both are hilariously autistic.
>tfw I know someone who bought the Drive jacket
>tfw he would go up to women and ask them what they think he does

>>84053390
They CAN have anything, it's just that they can't have or do anything without being put on a pedestal and paraded around because of these idiots who think women are some sort of dying breed of dog or something.

>>84049840
FIRST POST BEST POST.

>>84049929
Lol at the replies this got

Why are men so easily offended?

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>>84049929
>the ONE positive role model they have

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>>84053683
>Why are men so easily offended?

hello roastie

>>84053683
>doesn't understand lad culture and smashing in a cheeky meme on the reply chain

I didn't think it was possible to cram that much cancer into a single image.

>>84053734

>I HAVE SEEN MANY DICKS

lmao, I'm sure you have you used-up fucking whore. No wonder your vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich you high-mileage slut.

>>84049929
>this is what feminists actually believe

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>put sword in dress
>feel badass
>concealed weapon ftw!
>walking on college campus
>suddenly rapist appears
>ITS HAPPENING.jpg
>fumble with sword on my back
>it rips open my dress exposing my naked body
>rapist slaps sword out of my hand
>get raped while naked

d-dont do it fellow ladies...

>>84053734
imagine actually typing like a retard in all caps and ebonics without the benefit of anonymity

>>84049808
>Fending off rapists with it would be badass or something, a woman having to defend herself is victim-blaming, i bet you also think there are only 2 genders

>>84049929
Men pretending to be the "driver" or superman are autistic.

I'm failing to see your point

>>84054241
holy fuck i meant

>>84053426
>Fending off rapists with it would be badass or something
a woman having to defend herself is victim-blaming, i bet you also think there are only 2 genders

>>84053734
>caring about what a vagina looks like
Hi virgin.
I'm sure you get all the girls you want though, huh. Because of your good looks, charming and caring personality and your good sense of humor. Oh, wait. You're a loser, and the niggers and kikes are to blame.

>>84049808
that something a 10 yo would do

i want out

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>>buzzfeed

>>84053942
>>84053734
>doesn't seem to get the roast beef thing, starts saying so what if it looks like a sandwich

>she starts to go off topic and talks abut food

lol fucking dumb bitches

>>84054427
>its a woman goes for the virgin insult

every single time

If Naruto came out today we would have articles about cool ways to wear your headband.

Fuck this generation.

>>84049808
i cannot believe this is real... but it is.

>>84054947
the funniest part to me is how easily you can spot the damn roastie. it boggles their mind that their pussy power is useless on an anonymous board

>>84049808
I don't get it? Are they wearing this shit in real life with normal clothes? This doesn't seem like a cosplay? For what fucking purpose?

>hey beta orbiter can i borrow your ninja sword
>he drives to you to give it to you
>ok now fuck off
>PHOTO TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>tell him you're done with it and he can come get it at an inconvenient time
>there's poo poo on the end
y-you too

>>84055363
>yfw it's more likely you've been baited by several anons pretending to be female for hours now

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>aunt is a cat breeder
>working for her during the summer
>all her clients are aging, childless women and have obnoxiously dyed hair

>>84053734
the fuck is a "JIT"?

>>84054427

I'm thinkin' of arbys tonight

What do you recommend roastie?

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Do you guys remember how nice the internet was before women and blacks started pouring in through twitter and ruined everything?

>>84055804
Anything other than the roast beef. As somebody who love Arby's I gotta say that their steak, ham or corned beef is great and their chicken sandwiches are out of this world

>>84049929
If that was true I wouldn't have been thrown out of my nephew's christening for wearing boxer briefs on the outside of my pants.

>>84055722
How can she breed cats when she doesn't have a dick?

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>>84053306

>>84050389
James roday reaction images are a kernel of gold in a sea of shit

>>84050472
5:1 that has a dick

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>>84055852
>blacks

Why does YAS QUEEN SLAY have a positive connotation? Who coined It?
Why is this a thing?

>>84056370
It's a black Twitter thing that originated from some gay guy who liked Lady Gaga. People on 4chan use it ironically because it annoys white people. I, personally, find it hilarious.

>>84056414
Thanks nigga

>>84056053
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
looks like a 90s game cut scene.

>>84056370
Nigger version of "you go girl"

I liked Mad Max a lot so now I put silver spray on my mouth when I'm doing cool.

Am I """slaying"""" ?

>>84056698
only if you have a vagina

>>84053734
>calls dicks terrifying to look at
>next sentence says to stop making fun of people for things they can't change
shoot me

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>tfw you didn't know what roastie truly meant until this thread

>>84053281
At a convention or a Renn event, it's participation. You don't feel self-conscious because there are hundreds of other people doing it. I suspect you don't have the disposition to be an actor.

>>84055804
Find somewhere you can get a proper cheesesteak. If you can't locate one, then you go to the corporate sandwich factory.

>>84055852
I remember the internet before Twitter, I don't remember it being nice. Awesome, yes, safe or friendly, no.

>>84056969
Post ends in double 69, talking about genitals. Yup, seems appropriate.
Anyone who thinks dicks are scary is not attracted to guys. I suspect she's a lesbian angry about people not liking what she likes.

>>84056969
Don't you know? It's okay to demean others as long as you perceive being attacked first.

>>84049808

It's a 'cultural appropriation is cool when coloreds do it' episode.

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>>84049808
*unsheathes katana*
I heard you were being misogynistic on the internet, white boy

>>84058202
Those are a couple of hos that are either gonna be COLONIZED or divorce a NBA player

This whole thread is beautiful
Especially
>>84049840
&
>>84050389

>>84058202
>I heard you were being misogynistic on the internet, white boy
Yep, any problems?
*knowing that katana have only one and short cutting edge*

>>84049929
Both parties are emotionally arrested adult children and this behavior should be abhorred

>>84058202

>still going after wite wimmin when THIS is out there


I mean, really guys? Let the black dudes have the white girls, black girls are so obviously a trade-up.

>>84055852
How fortunate we were to experience it, prior.

How unfortunate we are now to continue experiencing it.

>>84056017
The cat bull does it.

>>84059244
>I mean, really guys?
yes, none wants to be robbed

>>84059244
>>84059572
>He doesn't already have a black gf

>>84060078
>>He unironically LARPing muh gangsta

>>84060146
I'm not that anon

>>84059244

I went to high school in the ghetto. Exactly 0.00000000000000000000000029% of them look like this

>woman goes and sees Wonder Woman
>gets empowered
>goes around thinking she's queen shit with a pawn shop japanime sword tucked into her coin slot
>bows up to the first patriarch she passes by who she deliriously believes is oppressing her
>immediately gets layed with the first punch from even the most average sized of men
Sorry ladies, your cartoon CGI fest is not reflective of reality.

>>84049929
The lads are just taking the piss. Roasties are actually seriously autism about this.

>>84060321
>I'm not that anon
So what?

>>84049929
kys

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>>84055852
>Do you guys remember how nice the internet was before women and blacks started pouring in through twitter and ruined everything?

You mean in the days of Goatse and Lemon Party and Newgrounds? Yeah... those days were so much better

>>84061156
They were

>>84049929
>how cool, boys rule!
Absolutely nobody thinks this. Everybody makes fun of those retards.

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YAAAASSS QUEEEN SLAAAAAYYY those palestinian children

>>84061156
They literally were.
Newgrounds was the best part of my childhood and it cannot exist in the same reality as women.

>>84053683
>Gets offended and writes bullshit
>lol why r u guise so offended lol
assuming this is not bait

>>84061156
God bless newgrounds.
Shoutouts to stickdeath, that claymation dude and the dating simulators I spent many loads on

>>84055852
It's only going to get worse as more brown people and other varieties of subhuman gain internet infrastructure and globalism causes them to learn english. We are going to have 30 year old pajeets typing incoherent sentences trying to get in on the memes but they have no sense of comedy because they're sub80 IQ apes. The internet is dead. We are fucking its corpse

>>84061156
>You mean in the days of Goatse and Lemon Party and Newgrounds? Yeah... those days were so much better
it was much better than cuckposting and the endless bombardment of capeshit

>>84056969
>women make fun of men's height
>then pull this

>>84062328
>DONT YOU DARE TRY TO SHAME ME FOR MY SEX LIFE
>hahaha I bet you are a virgin

>>84055852
>Do you guys remember how nice the internet was before women and blacks started pouring in through twitter and ruined everything?

4chan is pretty much the only site I use so yeah I do

What kind of resentment does it take to be this bitter against women? I lost my virginity at 16 so I don't know

>>84055068

Naruto first airs in america in 2005.

you sweet summer child.

>>84053942
Posts like this make me think of comments on pornsites

>>84054882
Are you retarded? She specifically mentioned labia

Le kill me

>>84055852
I 'member
feels bad man

>>84061156
Yes faggot, that shit is what kept niggers and women off the internet anyway.
So open up those assholes boys, we need a new generation of normalfag-repellant

>WOMEN ARE
>Here's two pictures of WOMEN

>>84049929
>>men pretend to be the driver or superman or some autistic character
>>how cool, boys rule!

I wish I lived in bizarro world. In my world, "men" who tried to dress as the Driver were assembled in montages and image collabs to be laughed at and featured in mocking articles by "social scientists" addressing the manchild epidemic.

>>84056153
>1980 white "men" raised on black comedy are 37 years old
holy fuck just die already