https://moviepilot.com/p/hail-to-the-king-baby-gearbox-is-making-a-duke-nukem-movie/4295439
Are YOU readyto kick ass and chew bubble gum?
>>84047992
>can't use any of his iconic catchphrases since they're all stolen
hue
>gearbox
How the fuck is this even possible in todays ultra-PC world?
It's gonna be terrible.
>>84047992
This will be fucking terrible.
>>84047992
20 years too late
Can't wait
>>84047992
literally impossible in todays day and age
>gonna be terrible
There is only one man that can save this movie and you know I am RIGHT.
>>84047992
>duke is a nu-male faggot with no muscles, glasses, iconic hair, 5'7 height, that kills evil men because of manspreading and his catchphrases are from feminist books
no thanks
>>84048400
This. Gearbox are a bunch of copycat SJW's who rip shitty remakes of praised IP's to survive. This is a terrible idea.
Also someone should post clip from Alien Isolation game where Alien just wanders around in darkness.
>Gearbox
How the fuck does Randy still have a fucking job? Why isn't he in jail yet?
>>84048345
Which is why it'll work so well. The controversy alone will have everyone seeing it out of curiosity.
>>84047992
I would rather have a decent sequel to DN3D
>>84048362
Come on anon. We all know Idris Elba was born for this role.
>>84049052
Every time some makes these posts I just imagine the most canned audience laughter imaginable.
That and the poster getting stabbed in the cunt.
>>84048610
>The controversy
You have no fucking idea of what Gearbox is do you.
>>84048362
>not blonde Arnold
>White man with blonde hair
>Masculinity
>Sexism
>Xenophobia
>In the current year
Only if it's R-Rated.
>gearbox duke nukem
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duke nukem is more relevant than ever and this could not have come at a better time
>>84047992
inb4 mass media thinks all gaming is misogynist and homophobic
>>84047992
Please tell me Idris Elba will be playing Duke otherwise I will NOT be seeing it.
>>84049166
I haven't played video games in over a decade, so no.
>>84047992
>moviepilot
Stop spreading clickbait here
Can't wait to see randy hamfistedly puts himself in the movie
Good luck trying to get it past SJW. True Duke Nuke Em is beyond sexist and problematic for them
Ron Perlman, Stephen Lang or Dolph Lundgren are the only options.
Or young sexy duke akaScott Eastwood.
>>84047992
If it's as tone-deaf and retarded as Forever, we should see the Douk movie bomb and the IP dropped forever
rip, all you needed was another competent game with a strong mod community