What a forward young man you are...

*sucks your toes*

>>84042896
Dude, love moves the universe lmao.

>>84042896
i was obssessed with her around this time period, when I first that video when it happened I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd so much

Goofy looking whore.

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giv jew gf

How wet was her pussy in that exact moment?

Do you think the guy is that attractive? He doesn't seem anything special to me.

>>84043033
>Do you think the guy is that attractive?
He's a forward young man. Women can't help but be turned on.

>>84042896
imagine her giving you a slow teasing handjob and then locking you back up without release wow

>>84042977

seriously this

don't you just want to back hand her in this frame?

what a fucking BITCH

>>84042896

Imagine Anne unbuckling your pants, pretending to be shocked by your erection, whispering "You naughty boy" in a tone that both admonishes and encourages.

>>84043033

Nothing turns women on like confidence does. It's basically how Chads (and to a lesser degree dudebros) operate.

>>84042977
Fuck off, Krager

>>84043175
Oh boy that's good

>>84043177
what the fuck is the difference between a chad and a dudebro?

How do we get Jonah Hill and Anne to meet in a critical banter failure reaction?

>>84043090

what a big braaaap maker

>>84043177
He wasn't overly confident though. Just an ordinary interviewer

>>84043254

Chads dress nicely and at least try to appear somewhat upstanding and classy. Dudebros wear backwards hats, get shitfaced on jagermeister and wear flip flops with socks on.

I'd suck him off no homo

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>>84043177
>the confidence meme

>>84043426
It's 100% true. "Nice guys" say girls only like assholes when in reality girls like guys with confidence and assholes happen to tend to be confident

>>84043033
Women seem to fall to Mediterranean/Italiano/Latino male types.

>>84043785
that is a very broad statement anon

>>84043674
>>84043674
it's totally correct
>have an argument with the gf of a friend of mine at a club
>she gets loud
>me too
>somehow win the argument
>she cries and leaves
>I stay
>bimbo hoe approaches me later

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX6rII4HP6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-AI2KAd15E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTY_muIwqQ

>>84043003
Zero.
The fact that people here can't see she's just being playful with no sexual ulterior motives makes me wonder if this places is truly filled with autists.

>>84043426
Congrats on your autism where you think women being attracted to confidence is an internet meme.

>>84043972
It was flirty anon.

>>84042977
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84043923
based
balding though, he has like 5 years left

>>84043923
What a Chad

>>84044017
Except it wasn't.

>>84044029
He activated God mode where he loses 100 years of mediocrity for 10 years of celeb waifu pussy.

>>84044049
Ironically your inability to tell that she was being flirty is just as autistic as implying she was sexually aroused from it.

>>84043923
damn margot robbie sounds like that?

how come anne hathaway can make me cum with just her eyes

>>84044029
He's not balding.

Also bald man are HOT to women, check out Gabriele D'Annunzio, he was completely bad by 23 and a turbo slayer of high ranking pussy

>>84043972
I mean she certainly wasn't turned on but she was using her status/sex appeal to make a beta squirm

>>84043923
JUST BE CONFIDENT BRO

>>84044160
>>84044337
I literally said she was playful which is what flirty means as per definition.

The fact that someone disagreed with my statement and used the word flirty means that the guy understood flirty differently that what it is supposed to mean.

Talk about autism, huh.

>>84044278

This. Check out Jason Statham. Dude's been bald for 20+ years and has destroyed countless supermodel vaginas.

>>84044447
>I literally said she was playful which is what flirty means as per definition.

Lets review our brief exchange numbnuts.>>84044017 >>84044049

It was flirty and you just admitted it.

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>>84043175
>Anne doing Larkin Love style videos

>>84043426
Found the virgin

>>84044668
>Lets review our brief exchange numbnuts
Sure.

>>84043972
>playful with no ulterior sexual motives
>>84044017
>It was flirty anon.
As in you don't know what flirty means because you are pretty fucking dense apparently and gave the word a sexual context which clearly doesn't exist in that video.

Seems like you are autistic for real after all.

>>84043923
I look like a less third world version of him. Being handsome is a curse. I just want to be left alone but I'm constantly getting pussy (and dick, absolutely disgusting) thrown at me. I look nice and enjoy dressing nice, but after being in relationships for most of my life I just want to be alone and shitpost and work out. Uggos who no one looks at that can pass through life unnoticed have no idea how good they have it.

>>84042977
nigger

>>84044813
He who smelt it, dealt it

>>84042977
How are you still here three years later?

>>84043923
Dakota Johnsons face is so busted

>>84044813
found the cuck

>>84045012
It's not that he wants to, it's that he has to. He's holding up the board quality on his back. If he flinches, this board would finally become the little white and orange robot everyone is afraid of.

Imagine her washing your dishes and pausing for a moment to pick her nose.

Remember when it turned out that her long term boyfriend was a fucking conman

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>>84045091
I'm so horny just thinking about that!

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>>84042896
>tfw she turned 44 last month

>>84045148
What a cuck?

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Is this a forward older women thread?

le anal goop

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Imagine being at some gala red carpet premiere event and she's all dressed up and bringing you along as a date and during all the photo posing she leans over to you and says "I have to go" and then just pulls her expensive dress up to her waist and motions you to kneel in front of her and slowly positions to squat over your mouth, letting little bursts of piss escape her as she's doing this since she's really excited to go.
Then she blasts piss into your mouth and you have to guzzle it down fast so it doesn't splash and spill over your clothes so you end up gulping it down barely faster than she's pissing it out. After a couple of minutes of this she just makes a couple of wiping motions over your face to clean herself up and lowers the dress and continues smiling and posing like nothing happened.

>>84043923
Female comedians are basically just blokes aren't they?

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>>84043175

>>84045217
Gwynie's super hot but she's such a dumb idiot that it's offputting

>>84045155
Th-this cannot be true

>>84045155
No fucking way

>>84045223
I imagine this is how Liam Neeson imagines he pisses, but there's nobody there to swallow it up except his trousers.

>>84045223
It's scary how well this realizes my fetishes

I like Van Vliet for his comfy wrestler interviews, is he really a meme here because all those girls liked him?

>>84044351
Helps to be interesting and actually have a personality

>>84043814
Niggery but not too niggery

>>84043861
Similar story

>on/off again gf invites me out to bar
>we argue at some point
>she asks me to leave, tell her I paid a $5 cover so no way in hell am I leaving. You can just sit somewhere else
>now off again gf leaves bad
>qt black girl sitting across saw/heard everything and starts flirting with me
>leave with her number


We dated for a bit before she realized I was an asshole. The only "meme" with the women like confident men thing is that they actually fall for it 9/10 times, and of course the guy turns out to be a jerk another 9/10 times.

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>>84043923
Wut ?

>>84043785
The guy she was talking with isn't any of those though

>>84043972
>how wet was her pussy in that exact moment?
>zero

What

>>84045155
>34
Made me look though.

>>84045333
>>84045066
>>84044988
Shit I'm getting lucky.

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>>84043923

>>84045223

how can she pis??

>>84045444
nice trips

>>84043923
It's weird how uninteresting and unsexy dakota johnson is in 50 shades

She's super charismatic and attractive in everything else

Awkward interview thread? Anyone have that interview with Bella Thorne(I think) where the interviewer says her parents must be proud and she's like "they're dead"

>>84045595
that explains a lot

>>84043972
>women
>no ulterior motives
have you ever even interacted with a woman before? everything they say and do is based on ulterior motives lmao

>>84045777
No ulterior sexual motives, illiterate fuck.
Keep digging that hole deeper, autist.

>>84042896
...pusy

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heartily kek'd

>>84044908
2/10

>>84043426
Literally everyone likes confidence, not just girls. Ever date an overly-dependent, needy girl? Makes you want to blow your brains out.

I think you normies need to leave now.

>>84047014

Or what you pathetic virgin
You're going to not have sex for the rest of your life just to show us

>>84047049
If you are so tough, help me find a gf

>>84047197
kek

>>84043426
this

rule 1: be good looking enough for her

>>84047242
No seriously, I want guidelines.
What do I do

>>84047334
Be confident. Be yourself. Work on yourself rather than finding someone. Let go of negative feelings as they come up. Go to the gym. That's it.

>>84047334
first step is stop lurking

>>84047334
1. Be tall
2. Be handsome

>>84047334
1. be short
2. be rich

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>>84047334

>>84047334
are you good-looking?

if so, just talk to girls and don't be extremely autistic (the more handsome you are, the more autism you can get away with)

if not, become extremely rich, a cult leader, a powerful politician, a warlord, a serial killer, or something else that women find attractive

>>84047457
>>84047474
>>84047557

That's fucking fluff. WHere is the meat? I want the 100 % method Im losing my mind here

>>84047457
There's also the thing that not many people mention. Lower your standards initially to get comfortable with the idea of being the pursued rather than the pursuant. Then you take that kind of frame of mind and apply it to better looking girls.

No matter how confident, swole, successful or positive you try to be, nothing teaches you how to interact with people than actually doing it. Luckily for guys you can fuck a few uglies and as long as you end up with a cutie that's not going to stick.

>>84047633
>women
>doing the pursuing
>when you are not at least an 8

>>84044278
>>84044496
t. baldlet

>>84047872
Not the actual pursuing but you'll get an occasional drink or a compliment thrown your way. You'll still need to make most of the moves. The way women pursue is by letting you pursue them. There's a lot of "I don't normally do this" in there as well which is basically the most someone who's not insanely desirable is going to get.

>>84044278
>>84044278
>D'Annunzio, he was completely bad by 23 and a turbo slayer of high ranking pussy
He was also an occultist fascist poet who took over a city with his private army.

>>84047633
Yes, true. Actually do it. Luckily, things like going to the gym builds confidence. Confidence itself reduces fear in pretty much any situation. This includes actually talking to people.

>>84048011
>Not the actual pursuing but you'll get an occasional drink or a compliment thrown your way.

Compliments and free drinks are ten-a-penny. The fucking a hot girl whos actually attracted to you is what really matters.

>>84048178
Actually, going to the gym doesn't make you confident. You have to be confident in the first place to go to the gym. Talking to people there is no different than talking to people any place else.

Is there any video more perfect than that one?

>>84044496
I'm sure his status and money has nothing to do with it huh

>>84046313
guarantee that's a poster from here

>>84048342
Speak for yourself, man. While it's true that it takes a bit of confidence to risk looking like a weak bitch in front of people that are probably more fit than you, seeing those gains over time definitely builds confidence in a lot of people. What keeps people from going to the gym is laziness most of the time, not a lack of self confidence. It's easy to tell that no one at the gym really gives a fuck what you're doing. That's unless you have shitty form, then they might silently laugh at you.

>>84045275
>implying that doesn't make her even hotter

>>84045777

100% truth.

>>84048991
>seeing those gains over time definitely builds confidence in a lot of people
Those people must be criminally low on self-esteem. Literally how can you be more confident just because your muscles grew?

Besides, going to the gym doesn't teach you how to actually speak to and fuck girls.

>>84045485
>>84042977
>>84044026
>>84044090
>>84044988
>>84045066
>>84045148
>>84045217
>>84045333
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>84049152
>Those people must be criminally low on self-esteem

You're correct, but I'm giving advice to a guy with near zero self-esteem/confidence anyway. And who doesn't want to look good and take care of their body? There's tons of people that go to the gym to build confidence. It's a pretty common reason why people go in the first place.

It certainly doesn't teach you to talk to girls, but it helps people that aren't naturally charismatic to gain confidence that they might not have.

>>84049321
>It's a pretty common reason why people go in the first place.

Actually the only reason to go to a gym is to watch some real-life tits and ass while you exercise. It's better to just buy equipment and do it at home.

>>84044948
was watching this exact moment when i scrolled past this.

>>84043923
i will lift every day from now on.


starting tommorow

>>84049469
You know no girl will act like in those videos towards you, right?...

>>84049445
Yeah, but why make gains at home when you can both make gains at the gym AND at real life tits and ass?

>>84049586
Look at*

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>>84042896
>this is Chad's life on a DAILY BASIS
>this has NEVER and will NEVER happen to you
fucking chad

>>84049586
1. You'll never get to fuck said tits and ass (unless you are Chad)
2. No other people around you

>>84049686
Fair enough

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>>84043923
I'm super mad. Why are they trying so hard to fuck him?

>>84049755
>confidence bro

>>84049839
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>tfw the only people interested in me were the ones i don't care for at all
Movies for this feel? not memeing

ITT: Virgin autists on the internet try to argue whether a woman's flirtatious behaviour was a sexual advance or not

Jesus christ guys, honestly.

>>84044496
>>84044278
keep telling that to yourself when you look in the mirror, egghead

>>84049915
>having people being interested in you
Uh, normie...? You need to go.

>>84049925
>flirting
>not sexual

I wanna be a chad

>>84049925
>>>/gif/10776066

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>>84049915
Not that you'll ever watch it.

>>84049973
You have to be lucky with good genetics.
Otherwise, being a normie is enough.

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>>84049964
I dont appreciate that tone, young lady

>>84050132
>lady
I wish. Then I wouldn't be a virgin.

>>84050132
whoops meant to reply to >>84050019

>>84050170
Why would you want to fuck a man?

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>>84050216
why WOULDNT you?

t. gay

>>84050216
At this point I want to be fucked by anything remotely attractive.

>>84044908
why don't you pass them my way then?

>>84042983
nigger she's as jew as I am
saying you're a jew in jewllywood is a free pass to stardom

>>84050266
Buy a prostitute then, faggot.

>>84050328
>paying for it when people everywhere do it for free
It's about the principle.

>>84043923
Wow what a douchebag

>>84045362
No, he's a villian because all those girls liked him

>>84050364
Well, if you are willing to fuck a "remotely attractive" man then you are depraved and have no principles anyway.

>>84050566
>then you are depraved and have no principles anyway
The world made me that way anon. You are blaming the victim here.

>>84050019
i loved this movie when it came out, still listen to the score

i want to lick mommy's hathaway sexual titties

>>84050582
Ok, so just buy a prostitute if you know you're depraved anyway.

>>84051262
That would be cheating

>>84050705
>sexual titties

What?

>>84043923
Would you leave this man alone with your girlfriend?

>>84049519
Why the fuck do you have to be so rude about it

Man, back in the 2000's Anne Hathaway was my go-to fap, I WORSHIPPED her back then, now I can barely even get a boner seeing jer, what is this phenomenon called?