Never forget that this is a thing
>It's sad. The way a funeral is sad.
>>84041967
>Self anointed and unchallenged feminist
>Writes straight up erotic fanfiction
Was Whedon always this pathetic or was it just after Nov 9th?
This is "tell that to zodd's snapped neck" tier
or at the very least, Max Landis tryhard shit
>>84041872
People should be feeding this to his twitter and people that like him, kind of funny
>>84041872
Joss's SuperBatGirl is doomed, it's going to be trashed as the pre-WW DCEU films
>X is a thing
has there ever been a more 'ddit phrase?
>>84042345
>should be
I think they already did
Look at the people posting this shit on twitter, its exactly the crowd joss was trying to virtue signal to
https://twitter.com/Punziella/status/875615397638053889
>>84041872
>>84041967
>>84042012
How is that a modern Steve Trevor comes off as a victorian era 'macho' manboy in Whedon's script while the one in the movie set in the WW1 comes off as the biggest bro good guy ever?
You can't make this shit up.
>>84042616
whedon hasn't advanced as a writer since the 90s
>>84042051
What happened on Nov 9th?
>>84042791
Well yeah, if I could I would be making hundreds of millions off of capeshit
>>84042791
i never heard of that saying
>let me lecture you about not lecturing me
>>84042475
>being so scared of a fucking website that you don't type the full name
>>84041872
>>84041967
>>84042012
>>84042449
>>84042791
>>84043080
This reads like a fucking tumblr fan fiction
>>84042791
>there's an old saying
>>84041872
Joss wrote this? Where's all the quipping? What's with the monologues?
>>84041872
>>84041967
>>84042012
>>84042449
>>84042791
This is the gayest shit. How do people write this and live with themselves?
How long did he cry on election night?
>>84042791
Jesus fucking christ
What exactly is the general plot of this movie?
>>84043230
>18.374$
was this just all he had left at this point? Man what a pathetic piece of shit.
>>84043230
>Joss could have bought a needy family their own home or a bunch of starving third worlders some goats, but instead sprung for the drop-in-a-bucket option that did absolutely nothing
>Let me mansplain to you the word "can't" and then tell you what you can't do
The feminists' outrage over this would've been delicious
>>84043417
Steve comes off like a massive douche.
>>84043368
>was this just all he had left at this point?
Are you stupid or what?
>>84043450
are you?
>>84043450
He's got a point.
Note how all the other amounts are rounded up, except the last one which is oddly specific.
Likely means he emptied his entire account.
>>84043487
>>84043517
Holy shit you people are fucking stupid.
Based Patty saving us from this mess
JL is going to be shit though
>>84043547
enlighten us
Thanks for the motivation to continue working on my screenplay!
>>84043547
>call other people stupid
>have no idea what asset rich cash poor means
Do you think millionaires have bank accounts with 10s of millions sitting in them?
>>84043547
>>84043450
Joss obviously has allot more money where that came from, but can you elaborate on how they're stupid?
>>84043590
i think its a bot or something.
>>84041872
>wicked sexy
*cringe*
>shut up and let the men do the talk
>>84043590
I...I would..
>>84043753
great idea with the low interest politics right now. You would basically burn money due to inflation.
People with money invest and only get small amounts for living expenses on a specific account each month.
>>84042791
DUDE THE PARADOXICAL EXISTENCE OF HEROES LMFAO
SO FUCKING DEEP
SO META NAH MEAN? LMAO
>Imagine being WB in the middle of Nolan's TDK trilogy cycle
>Joe Sweden comes at you with this '''''''''''script''''''''''' for your legendary iconic female superhero.
>>84043450
lol you thought that that other anon thought that he literally went bankrupt? Is there a word for when you think you're to inteligent that you underestimate everyone else?
>>84044003
Isn't this what Man of Kill did tho?
>>84041872
>and wicked sexy
>>84043707
Who's fucking movie is this?
>>84046220
Whedon's rejected script for WW
>>84042819
He really hasn't.
> Get your skank ass offa me while I'm doing business!
lewl
>>84044003
>Film has dialogue
Why do they even bother?
>>84046961
I mean who is the main character?
>>84042012
Thank god for Patty holy shit. They should've put her in charge of JL.
>>84041872
Post the page that has Steve call her a "fucking tourist"
>>84047297
he can't catch a break can he
>>84047374
>peeny
>>84043200
the 00s were a different time
>>84042609
that's a good start.
>>84042449
holy fucking shit
reminder that this is the man that now has full control of justice league AND batgirl
i'm 100% convinced that he'll make batfleck get batgirl pregnant in her movie
>>84043080
>(every syllable hit)
>>84047363
it was already posted, friend
>>84043080
>>84047562
Maybe batgirl will get super powers, and get chased by va...super powered thugs that are nothing at all like vampires.
>>84047297
>that second reply
Based mentally ill degenerate monster
>DCfags think they escaped the the curse of DCEU after Snyder quit
>Wh*don is his replacement
AAAAHAHAHA
>>84047297
He is such a cuck lmao
>>84047562
The entire 2nd act will be Barbara in:
- horrible physical pain from losing fights vs. comic baddies
- horrible mental pain from losing discussions vs. Joss-men
No one has ever written men or women worse than a Whedon.
>>84047297
>say some stupid shit
>"but I would'nt actually say something this stupid guys"
Regardless of what he says, this is absurd and retarded.
>>84042449
>>84047874
I want the whedon batgirl to go ahead so badly, it's going to be amazing
>>84047297
>-Signed, a strong woman with the cock and balls you only wish you had
>it's now offensive to claim women do not have a penis and ballsack
real life is such a shitty meme, I love it
>>84047562
>>84047874
>>84047939
100% he's going to do the trannie villain from the newest reboot
Joss can't resist it
>>84047981
I was kind of hoping for a drag queen granny goodness but a tranny in batgirl would be fun
>>84047297
Why did he hashtag random words?
Who is this? What is this? Why is this shit being posted? Fuck off with your asinine capeshit discussions
>>84041872
>DCEU said no to Refn's Batgirl
>gave it to joss
At the very least Refn's would have been way less expensive to make
>>84048318
Original wonder woman movie script by joss whedon, the one they were using before the current one/movie
>>84048287
2014 was the height of meme of hashtagging, it was quickly followed by sorry not sorry
>>84042449
Anyone else here feeling like they could be a writer right now? I have no grasp of the mechanics of the English language. I don't know what a pronoun is. Yet, I still understand intuitively how these words don't go together.
How many other writers do we just assume are talented because we're told to?
>>84048741
Quite a few. Whedon got into business through nepotism but doesn't have heart to tell people when they inevitably ask him how he got started, how he really got started.
>>84048800
Elaborate
>>84048741
yes, after watching/reading max landis' shit i've gained a lot of confidence
>>84048869
Whedon had family connections into the business, before ghost writing and all nonsense dealing with 92' buffy.
He had in's in hollywood before he was even fucking born but doesn't have heart when people ask him at panels how he 'got started' which invariably ask him advice on how to get their stories on screen etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Whedon
>>84048869
To codify my statement >>84048973
Joss Whedon is third generation Hollywood.
>>84048800
Almost everyone does these days. More and more writers and actors get parts based on nepotism.
Being a writer for a big budget movie is less about talent and more about skill. That skill being dealing with all the demands from people above you. I have a friend who works for The Asylum, they make all that knock off trash, mega shark this or that. His job is mostly about doing the movies for cheap. He says he gets to be inventive and creative a lot as the job has to find work arounds and save money. Frustrating, but the smaller the budget the more he gets to tweak things.
>>84042449
>with a little ironic smile underneath
like a.. .smirk?
>>84048973
>doesn't have heart when people ask him at panels how he 'got started'
you mean he just ignores the question?
or he clearly doesnt care that much about movies?
>>84049043
I understand that for some people but Joss's father and Grandfather worked on huge show's that stretch over the last century. It's a little disingenuous to give the advice he gives when he has a 100 years in business backing him.
>>84049164
No he tells people asinine advice as if it makes a difference about getting your foot in the door.
either of his nerd hq panels, he gets "how to get into business questions" he's an effeminate manchild.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdl7vqss9nY
jump to 23:40
Obligatory
>>84049823
hahah
>>84048973
All that really matters is if you can write believable dialog, and not have every single character sound identical
>>84050749
Having an in "nepotism" matters the most. If nobody reads your shit no matter how good, nobody will ever put it to screen
Fuck, DC really dodged a bullet.
lol remember he went away after SJWs hated him for avengers, then came back to #resist Trump and now everyone hates him again
lmao
>>84050943
Arguably, they dodged one bullet by diving into another bullet.
>>84047297
>transmisogyny
>>84041967
>skank ass
>>84047297
We've raised a generation of pussies.
>>84041872
> went on to Neofag to see if they were still talking about last night
> JOSS WEDDONS WW SCRIPT IS SUPER SEXIST GUYS!
Apparently describing in detail(you know like a script does when it introduces a character) a half goddess being the epitome of what a powerful and beautiful women should look like is sexist. I can't belive how retarded people get when they're never challenged and stay in their safe space eco chambers.
>>84052837
>Neofag
That shithole is unreal
>>84052837
nice source
>>84052898
Fuck you I'm not going back there. Just googled his name.
>The A.V. Club: Is there a God?
>Whedon: No.
>The A.V. Club: That's it, end of story, no?
>Whedon: Absolutely not. That's a very important and necessary thing to learn.
>>84042828
America was made great again
>>84052837
>epitome of what a powerful and beautiful women should look like is sexist.
I mean, any description of that is going to piss someone off.
If a script described the epitome of masculinity as having tanned skin, I guarantee people here would flip their shit and spam the board with blacked posting.
I mean, how can white bois even compete?
>>84052837
>>84052897
>neofag
>Diana’s introduction is the first warning sign, describing her “curvaceous” body instead of her thoughts or personality. It starts an ongoing theme of lurid descriptions of women’s appearances. (Especially their feet. Diana is barefoot in scene one, and we get several foot updates later on.)
Is he /our guy/?
>>84042051
Joss was ALWAYS this bad.
It's just now impossible to defend his hack writing.
>>84046961
Oh this was rejected?
Darn.
Was hoping for a movie so bad it gives The Room a run for its money.
>>84053516
it was never defensible.
>>84053538
It's not the first WW script rejected, the director of WW also submitted one awhile ago and some of the elements made it into the current iflm
>>84047297
I really wish I was famous and could say shit like this then tell the pansies to fuck off.
There's not much I wouldn't do to tell these twitter faggots their feelings don't fucking make a difference.
"people are genuinely hurt and offended!"
So fucking what?
If that trans fucking freak actually "had the cock and balls Whedon wished he head, the freak wouldn't have gotten so fucking butthurt.
/rant.
buffy season 1-3 good
angel good
firefly good
serenity good
Now he is gone off the deep end, dunno what happened to this dude. likes the smell of his own farts.
>>84053574
This was among the best parts of that movie
Winonabot was the worst
>>84053509
Diana confirmed barefoot in Justice League?
I'm fairly sure he's going to make batgirl as the biggest fuck you possible to both disney and his fans
>>84041967
Is this racist? It feels racist. The way Zebragirls is racist.
>>84053857
what was the meaning of the snake?
>>84053927
Phallic imagery, obviously.
>>84053763
>trying to attribute angel to him
'no'
>>84053763
This
Whedon got the Moffat disease
Too much popularity so they turn into pandering tumblr parasites
>P-p-please tell me I'm an acceptable white male
>>84053763
>buffy 4-7 bad
Best seasons of the show.
>angel good
Only if you're a tryhard baby
>firefly good
No, it really wasn't.
>serenity good
Somehow managed to be worse than Firefly.
You've never had an original thought in your life.
>>84053891
>>84043363
>From the desk of Joss Whedon
>Wonder Woman Plot: Man bad!
>>84054036
BAIT SHOULDN'T BE THIS OBVIOUS YOU UTTER TWAT.
Get off the fuckin phone, loser.
So, Joss is /ourguy/.
>>84054076
>it's a whedon panders to 2008 /tv/ episode
i'm into it
>>84047297
anyone else hate trannies?
i mean i don't hate other minorities or new minorities like modern feminists or gay / lesbians, but trannies really piss me off
Zack Snyder's MoS and BvS are the Star Wars prequels. Maligned and viciously attacked but trying to do its own thing and something the real fans can still get enjoyment out of despite some flaws
Wheedon Justice League will be TFA. Big, bloated, overly concerned with political correctness. It will be loaded with quips and winks to the audiences. And RT/the normies will eat it up
>>84053764
And the hybrid allegedly wasn't in his script whereas the bot bitch was
>>84049107
A miniscule post-ironic grin
>>84054278
Wow
Wh*don turbo hack confirmed
>>84043417
Did they have the discovery channel during World War 1?
>>84042828
The good guys won
>>84042819
He's actually regressed. Nothing he's done has lived up to his work from the 90s.
>>84053475
jesus christ
>>84054334
Did they have TV during World War 1?
>>84043149
Good underrated frogpost
>>84054637
phoneposters are an important and integral part of /tv/ culture
>>84043230
>18,374
Gets me every time
>>84042449
This is pure kino
>>84044333
Man of Steel Civil War, the list goes on.
>>84054164
>>84054745
What a time to be alive
>>84041872
i dont understand is this ww sequel?
>>84043134
>>84053175
>Those obsessive Trump tweets
Is Joss using Trump to work out some personal psychological issue? He seems fixated on him in a really weird way. Like he doesn't really critique his politics, he just has this intense hatred for Trump as an entity. It feels like it's not really about Trump.
>>84054983
>>84054983
>It feels like it's not really about Trump.
>>84053763
All of Buffy was good.
Angel was great, but most of that wasn't Whedon.
Firefly and Serenity were terrible and everything after that was mediocre.
>>84053927
Pingas.
>>84054745
>mfw WB made her into the worst part of Arrow S2...
>>84054983
He invested 500k of his money on this. It better pay off or he'll grow a tumor or some shit.
>>84050749
>All that really matters is if you can write believable dialog, and not have every single character sound identical
You hear that Joss Whedon?
Everyone of your characters is a quippy little female clone version of yourself.
>>84049379
>Joss Whedon: I do not know how to have a conversation with another human being.
Oh Joss, I shows in your dialogue.
This explains so much about his writing.
>>84055117
I legit forgot she was on arrow, I was thinking she was the type that'd end up on a CW show as a """"prestige"""" actress like Staite
>>84054745
>>84054840
How hard do you people think Joss got btfo trying to put the moves on her? Or Drusku or Gellar?
Reminder that Shannyn Sossamon was reportedly Whedon's choice for the role.
>>84047297
>strength
>community
Could it be?
>>84042051
this script is from 2006
>>84055372
She literally has anorexia...i mean you fags shit on Gal but Shannyn looks like a skellie.
>>84053280
He's not wrong...
>>84048741
Are you Jewish?
>>84055364
dushku would have hurt, i'd have died a happy man if she kicked me in the balls
>>84055465
tbqh Ryan has no dick so they are safe.
>>84055364
Bet his last chance was trying to get them in the avengers movies but feige probably kept turning him down because they were too old
>>84055465
What was Whedons end game here?
>>84042449
Why the fuck does he always do this?
>>84055465
>Mocking children with cancer.
Joss Whedon really is a fucking piece of shit.
>>84042791
Woman Of Murder!
Bravo, Za.. er... Joss.
>>84055662
it's fine when whedon does it
>>84052837
God bless Sabudenego.
Why am I reading Steve's line'a voice in Mal Reynolds's voice?
>>84055421
Did anyone actually provide any proof that this script is real in the first place.
>>84047297
pop will eat itself
>>84053175
>The Mary Sue
so glad I got banned from that bullshit echo chamber. they make fox news seem open minded.
>>84054745
I love Glau, but that is worse casting than Gadot
>>84055758
>>84042791
>when elephants fight, mice get trampled
>>84055882
I thought they went under last year, I remember them not being able to pay their writers then starting a sub/patreon or something
>>84054983
>>84055938
top shelf kino
>>84055372
>brown eyes
Terrible Wonder Woman.
>she turned away from him and he caught her by her long flowing black hair - jerking her head backwards
>she fell back against his chest - he began groping
What the fuck, Joss?
>one large strong hand was wrapped around her throat as the other traced its way down her stomach and into her panties. She protested but he tightened around her throat and persisted - the bulge growing in his pants throbbed against the back of her leg
Isn't this guy a feminist? This is too much.
>his lips drew close to her ear, "You should be calling me Wonder Man," he growled "because you should be wondering which hole I'm gonna stick it."
Really? Quips too?
>>84041872
R I T U A L I S T I C
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>>84056026
I HATE THIS
FUCK JOSS AND FUCK RAIMIPEOPLE
>>84055465
> It's a, sjw's hold others to standards they don't hold them selfs to, episode
>>84056015
too bad we only have the test fittings from george millers wonder woman, she'd have been great once she bulked up
>>84043080
>You're a fucking tourist
He's trying to write something poignant, but it's just not hitting that mark you know.
At least I think he's trying, then again he could actually be that bad of a writer.
>>84055975
When did the Dems debunk voter fraud?
When did the proof that Trump and Putin were part of a cabal that committed voter fraud come out?
Is this man insane? Or a paid shill?
>>84043080
>diana, why the FUCK aren't you batman?
>>84055918
What a faggot.
>>84055918
> Jonathan McIntosh
https://youtu.be/g7Yynjn3sgo
>>84055918
what happened to full mcintosh? did he just fade into obscurity without his woman disguise and kill himself or what?
>>84042791
>Can't?
>>84056234
Was Feige turning black widow into a cocksleeve for hulk and renner being a misogynist what made him turn to dc
>>84043547
joss pls go
>>84056208
>>84056362
>implying it wasn't Whedon that created the widow/hulk party
>too poor to afford current accommodation
>begging for handouts
>maximum of 7 likes
holy shit, that is too good
>>84054192
yeah
homeless people too
KEK.MY.LIFE.INTO.PIECES.
THIS IS MY WIFES BLACK SON
HUMILIATION
NO BREEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY WIFE IS CHEATING
DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
((start playing))
>>84043080
>you'll make your show
oh my god he made this about himself
BRING
HIM
HOME
>>84055918
>toxic hegemoinic masculinity
I bet you could hold a gun to this fuckers head an he still wouldnt be able to give a coherent or consistent explanation of what that statement means
>>84047297
>Signed, a strong woman [lulz] with the cock and balls you only wish you had. [lulz]
>>84057060
Well yeah, it's pretty hard to be coherent when someone's threatening to blow your brains out.
>>84042791
>when elephants fight, the mice get trampled
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>84053509
This reads like shit you would see on fan fiction.net.
Can a photoshop pro draw a frog image with two elephants with smug pepe faces charging and lots of small wojak crying wojak mice getting crushed? I can't photoshop faces on bodies without it looking like shit.
>>84054745
>Summer Glau
>curvaceous
>>84057568
Sent ;)
I expect Joss to divorce his tranny looking wife, hit the gym, shave his head, grow a beard, drop that SJW bullshit at once and become a full DC capekino maker. It's the only way he can redeem himself.
What the fuck dude
>>84058905
He's going to casting couch so many up and coming actresses when casting for batgirl
>>84056026
This man needs to be stopped
>>84042828
Some people will never know.
>>84059888
LOL
>>84056026
9/10 would film