SIR! YOUR POPCORN! SIR!!! YOUR FORGOT YOUR POPCORN!

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thanks Robert

here is your tip

>>84038368
cheers rob, know you got my back

thanks robert, you're a good friend

Anyone else think about killing themselves every day? I'm so lonely and I hate myself

This doesn't make any sense. How do you forget your popcorn? It's huge. You should edit this to "you forgot your milkduds and mike&ikes!"

Something in a smaller box that is easily over looked with all the change exchanging hands and whatnot.

Thank you. You're one of the good ones.

>>84038537

Some of you are alright. Dont go to the kinoplex tomorrow.

t-thanks, Robert. D-do you have any plans after your shift? I

>>84038518
I forgot my fucking groceries the other day because I kept putting my credit card wrong and there were people around me. When the card cleared I just got my receipt and took off. Someone had to stop me from leaving my shit there.

>>84039097
Sperg.

>>84039097
>guys i'm retarded that means it's possible for

no, shut the fuck up.

Robert.....Y-You didn't have to..baka.

>>84038516
Fuck off or stream it, this ain't your blog

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Sorry, sir but your order has been delayed indefinitely due to your sexual status. Please remove yourself from our premises.

>whisper MAGA under breath

>>84038450
>offering him money instead of a night of passion with your wife

racist

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SIR, SLOW DOWN!

pssst, pass the popcorn.

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Welcome, sir! How nice of your to join us on singles evening!

>>84040857
Thanks Robert, I'll have the crab legs, I feel like treating myself tonight. Also I'll be renting the HK416, I heard it got rave reviews on DesignatedShooter.gov

>>84040857
lol

>>84038368
look, I only come to the theatre to see Star Wars and DC movies. Give a ticket in the very back row and I'll be good.

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>>84040857

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>>84040857
kek'd

>>84038516
I fantasize about hanging myself sometimes because I feel like people think I'm a faggot, not because I'm lonely. We should change places.

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>>84040857

I've learned to enjoy this meme

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>>84041111
check'd

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>>84040857
lel eat shit abnormie subhumans

>>84040857
I think this is the first time this pathetic Robert meme makes me chuckle.

>>84038516
It's okay bro, you're not alone. I hate you and fantasize about killing you everyday too.

>>84038368
Thank you Robert! I don't know what I would do without you. I come here alone all the time and you're my only escape more so than these movies from my pathetic life.

>>84040857
DELTE

>>84038368
NANI? HE'S FAST

>>84040857
kek

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Help.

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>>84038516
I burst into treats anytime someone even raises their voice at me, and then I want to kill myself because I'm a weak failure. I lived a healthy life, I don't understand how this started happening.

>>84042250
Did your mom or dad raise their voice at you a lot when you were a kid? Like whenever you would voice your opinion or try to stand up for yourself?

>>84042504
I guess my mom yelled at me every time I messed up or did something wrong but that seems normal. I remember when I was 10 I dropped a glass of water and I heard the screaming and just crawled under my bed for hours crying. But she always hugged me afterwords so it wasn't really abusive, just regular scolding.

>>84042250
Join the army, worked for me. Couldn't take even strongly worded criticism before, let along someone getting angry at me, without welling up and having to go off and sob somewhere, within 5 seconds of starting airborne training, the crippling fear of what would happen if I showed weakness by crying in front of the NCOs had overidden what I thought was just an innate inability to stop myself from crying.

Of course then you have to work through the crippling fear, but that comes naturally as part of the training.

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>>84040857

>>84042617

Did she ever slap your testicles and call you a faggot when she was cleaning you in front of your family because you had loose bowels from eating a hundred Timbits that morning and bad nerves because everyone in your family treats you like garbage and shit yourself on Boxing Day when you were 23 and couldn't stop crying?

HAHA ASKING FOR A FRIEND HAHA NOT ME DIDN'T HAPPEN TO ME HAHA ;_;

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>>84043844

>>84039097
When I worked at the drive thru at McDonald's one time some guy paid and got his receipt and just drove off. Came back an hour later realizing he forgot his food.

>>84043844
Big deal, my mom used to stick tea stirrers up my urethra because I couldn't "get your willy up like a real man". I can't remember having a piss and it not hurting.

>>84042250
>>84038516

Stop masturbating.

>>84040143
t. douchebag normalfaggot who doesn't know how bad social anxiety can get and thinks he knows dick about anything

I've literally ran out of a store in tears and left my groceries behind after paying for them and then never came back because I was having a nervous breakdown. That's why I only shop at 3am at the 24 hour grocery store and use self checkout now so there's no one there. I still get drenched in sweat just from that and that's after taking a couple miligrams of xanax. I used to be normal as fuck and get laid and go to keggers and shit too, enjoy thinking your life is normal and then one day waking up a fucking disaster because this shit hit you later in life and you have no idea why. Posting here instead of being out talking to people irl is a pretty good sign it's coming for you. Don't forget you're here forever, and Hell is repetition.

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>>84038368
The real Robert would never offer me an extra extra small bucket of popcorn and leave his station without his uniform on. Who are you?