>Protagonist opens a bottle of beer with his hand

There are twist-off caps. Also if you have a ring it's pretty easy to open one with it.

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>friends tries to open beer with hand
>slices open his whole fucking hand
>blood everywhere
>ask him why he did that
>"saw it in the movies"

>>84037899
I saw a guy scoop out his finger meat by trying to use his ring. I've seen another guy lose a tooth. I can open beers using another unopened beer and that's vaguely impressive while not mildly dangerous.

Or you could just have a bottle opener like an adult

>>84038037
I use my ring all the time. It's very easy and I don't see how you could slice your finger at all when you're lifting it away from the cap

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>character is older than 14
>still drinking beer

>>84037834
In America where the beer is piss they use caps like on that sugar flavoured poison called cola

>>84038086
I don't really know what he did but his ring was still on he somehow took out the muscle on the inside of his ring finger. It was the first time I ever saw anyone try it with a ring too so I'm not looking to try it.

I got a metal credit card sized bottle opener to keep in my wallet for my birthday though. I recommend finding one, it's got a magnifying glass, flashlight and a shitty little knife. Good gift tbhfam

>>84038150
>not knowing about european beer