>Character draws a sword >*SHWING*

>character draws a gun
>heavy click noise

>character pulls out dick
>*SHWING

>Character watches a movie made in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>characters farts
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>"Someone FARTED"

>>84037253
>character sucks dick
>*heavy vacuuming sound*

>character finds bomb
>*loud ticking noises even though it's attached to a wrist watch*

>character pulls out an Asian guy
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Fires suppressed weapon in a crowd
>Nobody hears it

>Points gun in different directions
>Tacticool sounds for badass affect

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>>84037311

>>84037589
>character is an autistic gunfag

>>84037253
it makes for a better scene

>>84037589
It's a .22

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>Hot girl walks by

>character dual wields two longswords

>>84037589
>that scene in john wick 2

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>>84037311
>>84037717
Ma nigga

>>84037253
>character is vegetarian
>isn't being force-fed lard
>the director isn't banned from the scientific community

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>character gets hit in the balls
>all the guys grabbing their dicks and go "Owwww"

>norse walking on grass
>sounds like it's walking on cobblestone

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>>84037311

what's the absolute stupidest thing lindy believes?

>>84038943
In each video he will always go beyond and make his own theories, pretty much every time he is wrong. At this point its more of a question of what truth does he speak

>>84038943
That England won the hundred years war

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>character cocks shotgun despite not shooting any rounds

>>84037253
>>Some chicks pass Wayne
>>*SCHWING*

>>84038943
He thinks katanas aren't the sickest shit around

>>84038943
Churchill was the best tank of WW2.
MG42 was actually called Spandau.
England won HYW.
Operation Market Garden was a success.
Cavalry was useless.
No one used swords in combat.

>>84039461
>Cavalry was useless.

If you watched his fucking video, you'd know he meant at the start before cavalry became standard practice.

>>84037253
>dexter picks up an unsheathed knife
>SHWING

>>84039499
Hello Lindy.

>>84038943
That the Bren gun won WW2.