ITT: Boring as SHIT movies

Michael Clayon.

Is anyone else noticing a pattern?

This hack is considered A-List why?

File: rogan.jpg (40KB, 525x700px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 525x700px

>>84034092
>>84034318
Fucking plebs. Those two are the only good Clooney films

>>84034365
Holy shit this. I swear I tried at least half a dozen times to watch this movie and was asleep within an hour.

>>84034421
>O'Brother
>Three Kings
>Burn After Reading

>>84034318
Michael Clayton is a fantastic movie
>>84034365
So is Tinker Tailor

you're both fucking embarrassments.

>I'm the guy you pay, not the guy you kill
one of the greatest lines/scenes in movie history

>>84034365
Pleb

File: 2001-Space-Odyssey.jpg (32KB, 583x335px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 583x335px

fight me

>>84034318
Michael Clayton is good you fuckin pleb.

>>84034092
I actually really liked this movie.

Comfy as fuck loved it

File: primer-movie-poster-2004-1010515846.jpg (14KB, 270x383px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 270x383px

Sure it has an intricate plot, but why should I care when the characters are boring and hollow as fuck, and I don't give a shit about any of the consequences. May as well have shown me a diagram of the time travel they did. Certainly beats sitting through over an hour of jargon.

>>84034092
>>84034365
>>84034218

All these movies are great, only plebs and virgins don't like them. Something about a lack of quips...

Michael Clayton
The Hobbit Part 3
SW Rogue One
Wings of Desire (1987)
The Last Emperor

>>84034365
>>84034436
holy fuck you both need to kill yourselves right now.

File: syriana-affiche[1].jpg (66KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 450x600px

I've tried three times with this movie.

>>84034716
primer is a pile of shit with the worst sound mixing ive ever heard in a movie. the plot isn't intricate either, it's just a bunch of random things happening. timecrimes is a better time travel movie and way more intricate than primer

>>84034769
That's ok anon, Wonder Woman is in the cinemas right now just for you.

>>84034365
fuck off, you're an idiot

Lost in Translation (2003)
La Dolce Vita (1960)
The Third Man (1949)
Children of Paradise (1948)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Playtime (1967)
The Seventh Seal (1957)

Not even memeing

File: Lincoln_2012_Teaser_Poster.jpg (46KB, 295x437px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 295x437px

it's like a school play, but with a really high budget.

>>84034999
Agreed also cheked

File: image.jpg (115KB, 829x396px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 829x396px

I'm not saying Tinker is a bad movie. But it was fucking boring. I watched it three times before I actually didn't fall asleep watching it.

Bone Tomahawk was also kind of boring.

File: image.jpg (246KB, 630x1200px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 630x1200px

I never thought I would see such a boring IMAX movie. Me and my friend were in pain waiting for this to end. We kept checking our clocks hoping that it would end.

File: image.jpg (514KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]

514KB, 960x1440px

Drove 30 miles to see this movie. Snooze fest.

Magnolia

File: image.jpg (21KB, 182x268px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 182x268px

Jarmusch is so far up his own ass. A fucking boring movie that I don't understand what people could like about it

>>84034092
>>84034318
>>84034365
>>84034769
>>84034816
>>84034999
>>84035659
>>84035686
>>84035783
Is this the brainlet general thread?

>>84034810
>timecrimes is a better time travel movie
yes
>and way more intricate than primer
niqqa wut

File: image.jpg (66KB, 300x426px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 300x426px

YOU BLEW IT!

>>84035797
All Wenders movies are pretty boring imo, not that they're bad just very slow moving

File: image.jpg (19KB, 164x244px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 164x244px

Jack Ryan has always been boring.

>>84035825
I swear David Chase cast about 1/3 of the Soprano's supporting cast from this movie, watching it the first time I was blown away how much cross over there was.

>>84035797
>>84035833
Paris Texas is my favorite movie of all time, but I couldn't sit through Wings of Desire for some reason.

>>84035798
Defend those movies then faggot. What was exciting about them? We aren't saying they are bad we are saying they a fucking boring.

>>84035797
this is comfy boring tbqh

File: image.jpg (245KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 960x1440px

King of boring movies coming through.

File: 220px-Persona_Poster.jpg (14KB, 220x309px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 220x309px

all ingmar bergman
all jean pierre melville

basically all criterion

>>84035921
clooney is definitely the king of boring

every german movie ever made

>>84035990
>basically all criterion

Ehhhh, just a quick look at my shelf and I've got the Criterion releases of Branded to Kill, Videodrome and Sword of Doom, if you thought any of those were boring you have shit taste.

>>84034365
i had no idea what was going on, but i liked it

>>84035188
Kill yourself

What a """great""" thread

File: 1467107267131.jpg (86KB, 850x506px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 850x506px

>>84035921

File: image.jpg (24KB, 182x268px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 182x268px

Lynch is one of the worst movie makers of all time. His movies a fucking garbage with the exception of Blue Velvet. This movie is nonsense.

>>84035891
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is an absolutely fantastic film and if you're able to keep up with the plot then there isn't a boring moment in the entire film. It literally was 2Deep4u

File: IMG_5262.jpg (38KB, 280x414px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 280x414px

August: Osage County I actually fell asleep in. Streep is a fucking hack.

>>84035915
>>84035999
>>84036001
>>84034583
lol
lol

File: MV5BNjkxMTc0MDc4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODUyNTI1MDE@._V1_UY1200_CR90,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg (112KB, 630x1200px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 630x1200px

>>84034092

>>84036113
Mullholland Drive is his only boring movie you pleb

File: ti.jpg (12KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 183x275px

>>84034722
The American wasn't bad, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is patrician kino, but The Men Who Stare at Goats? Please. I bet you liked pic related as well

File: Essential Boringcore.jpg (594KB, 1228x1228px) Image search: [Google]

594KB, 1228x1228px

All these.

>>84036224
Sans the iconic opening scene this was boring as shit, I watched this for the first time right after I watched The Wild Bunch and boy was I fucking disappointed.

File: IMG_0381.jpg (47KB, 297x446px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 297x446px

Nobody REALLY enjoys blade runner, yeah it's nice to look at and is comfy as fuck but it's still boring

People say they love it to look patrician in front of their friends, I used to do the same before I grew up

>>84036288
The Wild Bunch was the boring movie imo. Once Upon a Time is tremendous. I especially loved the reveal at the end.

>>84036177
Dune was pretty fucking boring.
He even went ahead and made a while boring tv show too. But I must correct myself. Elephant man was also good. Every time I watch a lynch movie I get halfway through and think " why am I doing this to myself" he's up there with Malick and Jarmusch in terms of suck

>>84036378
this, nothing happens in Moonlight besides a chair being swung and a gay handjob

>>84036146
True only good part was Roberts rant towards the end.

File: 1483905902966.jpg (134KB, 764x764px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 764x764px

>>84034092
I watched this alone in my college apartment, I was depressed at the time. I really enjoyed it.

>>84036432
So you're at least 15 now?

>>84036458
>The Wild Bunch was the boring movie imo

This. Great opening and great ending with two hours of nothing in the middle.

>>84036545
Was he the cousin that wanted to/was fuckng his other cousin?

File: image.jpg (607KB, 960x1440px) Image search: [Google]

607KB, 960x1440px

Put both my parents to sleep.

>>84034365
THIS

holy shit. I was pregamming and a buddy really wanted to see this and I walked out an hour in to the bar

>>84036630
That was cumberbatch and whoever played Roberts sister...idk the Indian in that movie got murdered IRL didn't she?

>>84035915
Holy shit dude, are cars exploding and parkour chase scenes the only thing that keeps you awake?

>>84034092
>>84034218
>>84034318
>>84034769
>>84035943
i think we're onto something here

>>84036951

Were you reading my mind anon?! I was just thinking about this film when I looked at the OP's post

File: image.jpg (60KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 400x600px

Don't mind me just being the beginning of boring Romero zombie movies.

File: image.jpg (64KB, 550x373px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 550x373px

The last half of this film is THE MOST BORING SHIT. No kid wants to watch scary old bankers, a terrifying elderly woman feeding birds and a father having an existential crisis.
I never even knew the song "let's go fly a kite" existed unlit I was in my twenties because I ejected the tape and started watching something better like Willow or Spider Man.

>>84036666
I had to watch this for a Politics in Film class thinking it would be kino, but I barely had enough material to finish a short essay. Fuck me this was boring.

>>84036666
>John Cusack is on the poster
>not even mentioned in the acting credits
Lol

>>84037227

Nope. The first one was actually kiiinda boring.

File: image.jpg (24KB, 185x273px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 185x273px

How does he keep getting away with this!

>>84036432
I turned it off when they tried to force their lore through exposition. What a fucking joke. Gen X retards and Millenial "le wrong generation" wannabes eat this shit up

>>84034092

World War Z for me, I just can't finish the damn thing. Even Brad Pitt looks bored as fuck

File: image.jpg (26KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 259x194px

Remember Leatherheads, the peace maker, a majority of his roles are boring fucking movies. The only movie that he did that looked boring that wasn't was The ides of March

File: george-clooney-up-in-the-air.jpg (189KB, 670x377px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 670x377px

Classic Movie Star ™

>>84037502
O Brother is kino you fucking clod

File: 2254.jpg (30KB, 280x380px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 280x380px

This was a chore to sit through despite its short runtime.

File: 1484335619274.jpg (10KB, 299x299px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 299x299px

>>84036432
>you will never be this retarded or delusional

>>84037502
>The Peacemaker
>boring

>>84037537
o brother is the most boring coen bros

>>84037227
That's not Night of the Living Dead.

>>84037551
Gigapleb

>>84037629

How so? Please tell me how you get any kind of entertainment out of a man and his kid just walking around town looking for a bike without anything really happening.

The ending was strong, but that's all the credit I'll give it.

Just looking at the first couple movies I can tell a capeshit faggot with no sense of a good movie started this thread. Fucking trap faggots.

File: MarvelLogo.svg.png (24KB, 1200x482px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 1200x482px

>I wonder what's going to happen in this one!

>>84037712

At least "capeshit" is entertaining contrary to all those "classics" where nothing happens but "critics" and "film experts" circlejerk over them because it was the first movie to have a certain camera angle or whatever bullshit reason they have.

File: 1485276942839.jpg (20KB, 193x242px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 193x242px

>>84037845
Brainlet detected

>>84037845
yep, it's a capeshit fag

>>84036288
>>84036458
both are boring as fuck

>>84037845
>At least "capeshit" is entertaining
What. I havent been able to sit through one yet. It's literally the most basic story retold over and over again. Most of the time there's a good 30 min scene in the middle full of explosions but with absolutely no stakes. It's like beating a drum in my ear for 2 hours.

>>84036378
Moonlight is garbage, the other two are good for what they are.

>>84034092
>Atmospheric, little dialogue, visual storytelling

Actual kino.

>>84034218
>tropes, quips, shitloads of exposition

Pseudo-kino

>>84037359
Not sure if bait or if you are a faceblind retard.

>>84034810
>way more intricate than primer

It's hard to get more intricate than primer, my friend.

>>84037537
I did not mention that but it wasn't as good as everyone slobbered over. And fuck that movie for subjecting us to a year of people pretending to like blue grass.

>>84037845
>At least "capeshit" is entertaining

>generic story
>boring CGI action
>reddit humor

They also tend to be way too long

>>84035659
I actually fell asleep for most of the second act. I still fake like I saw it all, I just take /tv/'s word on it.

>>84037598
That would be the ladykillers or intolerable Cruelty or Hail, Cesar....more fucking Clooney movies,

>>84038020
>They also tend to be way too long

Same can be said about a lot of "classics" like Lawrence of Arabia and Gone With The Wind.

>>84036250
Nope

>>84037502
>The ides of March
That's one of his worse movies you pleb.

To anyone interested, check out Intolerable Cruelty for some quick Clooneykino.

>>84038054
The difference being Lawrence of Arabia had a story that warranted the length of the film and it isn't difficult to sit through because it's fucking great.

>>84038110
This movie is great though.

>>84038048
Naw, my man. You just listed the 3 biggest Coen pleb filters.

>>84034092
>>84034218
>>84034318
>>84034716
>>84034769
>>84035188
>>84035659
>>84035783
>>84035825
Boring or garbage. I can't watch these more than once in my life kind of movies.

File: 561456115.jpg (59KB, 666x999px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 666x999px

Sure there was a few parts that got the feels going, but all in all it was pretty boring

The Searchers
Nuovo Cinema Paradiso
Ran
The VVitch
The Godfather Part 3
Singin' in the Rain
There Will Be Blood
The Exterminating Angel
Black Swan
Dracula (1931)
Only Yesterday
Tropa de Elite 2
Tekkonkinkreet
Donnie Darko
Sanjuro
Rashomon
Ida
Lake Mungo

To mention a few.

>>84038472
Why do you keep watching movies if you don't like movies?

>>84034092
The Wolverine (2013)

>>84036261
>casablanca

Nigga you a shit

File: tokyo story.jpg (34KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 400x600px

You know it's true.

>>84037570
You already are anon

It's why you enjoy Blade Runner

>>84039394
>everyone is stupid but me
Ok anon

>>84038472
>unironically hating singin' in the rain

Jesus, who hurt you as a child.

>>84038117
The Ides of March was good given clooneys track record with boring political movies.

>>84037409
Lol I remember everybody saying it had the best acting ever acted in the history of acting.
What an overrated piece of garbage.

File: 1494871797354.jpg (17KB, 300x323px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 300x323px

>>84038707

File: 1358705239423.jpg (35KB, 301x345px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 301x345px

>>84039944

File: tfw they're not sorted out yet.jpg (138KB, 900x879px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 900x879px

who else just lost all remaining hope for /tv/ after browsing this thread?
fuck all of you plebs, you guys repel me.

>>84040308
Just something to consider; a boring film doesn't necessarily have to be a bad film.

>>84040308
You all are acting like this thread was titled " bad movies" boring movies can still be good but are usually only ones you watch once.

>>84040681
>>84040705
stop trying to justify your sub-average IQ's.

>>84034716
The acting really kills it for me more than anything. I get it's ametuer/indie, but the actings fucking terrible.

>>84040972
Pretentious fuck.

>>84040308
What did you expect from Capeshit and tv generals the board?