Why didn't Newman kidnap Elaine?

Because Newman at his most depraved was still a normie. This type of weirdo shit doesn't go through the heads of 99% of the population, regardless of what you read on 4chan. You should be medicated.

>>84032617
You sound like a real piece of work

post the rest of the images

These Seinfeld posts are such try-hard fake deranged bullshit.

Newman is just as epsilon as you and I.
Do it already.

>>84032524
>implying Jerry would give a shit

The entire point of the show was that all the characters are vapid, self obsessed, narcissists who don't give a shit about anybody but themselves and their own superficial existence.

>>84033461
wtf

ep·si·lon
The fifth letter of the Greek alphabet ( Ε, ε ), transliterated as ‘e.’.

>>84034288
Fucking summer......

>>84034288
read a book faggot

Post the others

>>84034652
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsilon_(disambiguation)

learn to use words that make sense in context you absolute fucking retard

>>84032524
i must have missed this episode

>>84034842
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brave_New_World

normally I wouldnt respond, but I genuinely want to educate the young people.
How old are you anon? This is entry-tier literature, its really really mainstream

>>84034885
I saw it, and it was good. Pushed boundaries of what could be shown on television. It was a bit disgusting seeing Newmann fully erect, but at least Elaine had a few tearful titjob scenes.

>>84035033
I dropped out of school and never read that book and once I read the summary I didn't bother reading it. I'll probably survive without it for one more lifetime.

>>84035038
>that scene when she is tied to the bed like that part in Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

>>84035086
>lol books? I dont need no book lernin alls i need is movie teachins

>>84035684
>yes goyim ensure you read all the books that everyone else was forced to read, a synopsis is not enough

you don't get to tell people how to live

>>84036194
You're legitimately arguing against reading? I'm not even mad, just disappointed.