>And who did you bring along?

>Why would you go through all that just to get rejected?

>I don't dream about you at all

>>84028579
This one's too wordy and complicated. OP is by far the best one yet.
>>84028618
Makes him seem too mad.

>not just laughing and saying something like "oh damn I can't find a clever comeback to that" and playing it off cool

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FRANCE

>>84028654
But that's not playing it off cool. You're a comedian. Your job is wit. And fuckoff is he an "Actor", he's nothing but comic relief.

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>>84028555
Ok jokes aside this is what I would have replied:

>"joke's on you, none of them have jewish mandingo as nickname"

>>84028688
Every comedian bombs sometimes. The key is it to laugh it off.

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>>84028555
>I think if Brad wanted to have sex with a talentless, obnoxious whore ... he'd have stayed with his wife

>>84028688
>actor who plays in comedies often
>comedian

pick one idiot

>>84028805
This one's pretty good. You have my blessings, anon

>>84028866
I thought jews couldnt get tattoos

>>84028866
Did he get the surgery?

>o-oh yeah? FUCK YOU!

>>84028866
Damn Jonah Hill looks like *THAT* ?

>>84028896
ScarJo has one.

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>>84028555

>>84028618
Hello le leddit!

>>84028907
No just roids and meth pills

>>84028742
>'What's a mandingo anon'?
>'W-What, why do you know the name of a black pornstar?'
>'...Maybe it's time to lay off the porn okay buddy?'

Is there any other celebrity put-down that is as savage as this girl's?

>>84029942
That's how it starts.. the fever, the rage.

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>>84028866
Friendly reminder that these are his nipples

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>>84030220

>>84028866
OUTTA THE WAY FRENCHIE FUCKING SHITS!!

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>>84030251
>filename

>>84028907

Do you mean skin removal, or gastric bypass?

THE JERK STORE CALLED! THEY'RE RUNNIN OUTTA YOU!

>>84028555
>to be honest, I'd also prefer them over you

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*pulls out .45*"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>>84028679
RANE?

>>84028555
>that was humiliating, why would you do this
Make them feel bad.

>>84032735
>women
>feelings of guilt

breh,,,

>I wish they would show up right now

Do you think Jonah still think about that moment

>>84029942
BROKEN

>>84031040
thanks

>>84033547
i dont want to sound alarming, but im pretty sure hes suffering from ptsd related issues because of it.

>>84028817
Jonah Hill is also a professional comedy writer though.

>>84028555
oh shit we finally did it

>>84031040
this has quickly become one of my favorite pastas. just the first half dozen or so lines are enough to kill me, every time

>>84028555
>Am I your pimp in this fantasy?

>>84034139
>No, you're the friendzoned chubby guy ^_^
Literally can't win against this french whore

FUCK YOU BITCH!

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Reminder that the weather girl wanted to drop the joke when she felt Jonah was nervous but this girl insisted and told her to go on. Don't forget this hero

>Uhh well atleast i can afford to pay my rent you stupid bitch

Easy way to ruin her

>>84033644
REELING

>>84031040
U S A
U S A
U S A

>>84028555
>Y-yeah well ANAL h-haha ;_;

>>84028555
>yeah I leave to fuck your mom

>>84028555
>Oh good, I was worried I'd have to lower my standards there.

>>84035264
Not really. That doesn't even make sense.

>yeah I was probably busy

>jonah gets badly humiliated on french tv
>france suffers multiple terrorist attacks soon afterwards
hmmm

>>84035560
Sometimes I wonder what Jonah would think about these threads if he ever saw them. Gratitude and warmth for all the people still defending him years later? Painful reminder of a humiliating experience? Confusion and pity/disdain for people still agonizing over something he moved on from long ago?

>>84028555
>laugh alongside with others
>ohh that's mean but you got me haha
>try to play it off as if you didn't just die inside
>continue interviews in the rest of the country as if nothing happened

>after the diet of a lifetime, I've been... busy

I honestly think that joke was what pushed him into losing weight again

>I think you'd be just as happy if I stayed

Should have just said this to come off as not bothered by her comment and could have got a few chuckles. So much autism in this thread

>>84035663
Absolutely what I would do but maybe he's successful because he doesn't take shit like that and pretend it doesn't piss him off. Takes a weird kind of confidence to not care if people know you're upset right?

>>84035647
I doubt he'd take it so seriously and see the funny side of that experience. I hope he goes back to the show now in his current state, just to see the reaction.

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The only way to fix it would've been to interrupt her and say
>woaah, I don't wanna hear this filfth i thought this was a family show

>Yeah, well. You won't be laughing when we Samson Option France.

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>In certain Islamic cultures, a woman as shamelessly promiscuous as you would have her clitoris removed with a rusty carving knife

>Considering France's rapidly growing Muslim population, I would be cautious about flaunting your sluttiness from now on

>Inshallah, Bitch

>>84035745
it was literally 9 months ago

>"I hope you dodge the next terrorist attack sweetie"

>>84036144
>>84036262
Terrorist related insults don't work because they're too impersonal. He has to burn her directly

>>84035745
>they make fun of his saggy nipples
me too anon

>>84035560
Perfect response

>>84028866
He's been training and gaining hard for his rematch with French Weather Girl.

>>84030013
that turns fat fucks skinny

>>84035607
ALHAMDULLILLAH

>>84028555
>What? Giving up already? Color me surprised!

>>84028805

This is actually good. It doesnt come off as over the top rude because it mostly deflects the attack while still insulting the interviewer. Best one Ive read yet.

this happened so long ago, why are there threads about this recently?

>discussing old news
>tryign to think of comebacks afterthefact

If they wanted to fuck a french whore Im sure they could find a better candidate