Ausfag thread Get in here cunts. How do we fix channel 10?

>>84027624
delete the project
move the simpsons back to 10
there's every single normalfag back

>buy rights to all major sporting events in the country
>actually air them instead of selling off 80% to foxtel
>cancel everything else

simpsons, big brother uncut, hot dog up late gameshow, move neighbours to 9pm an give it a MA15 rating, cancel the project and family feud, 90's-00's cartoons and anime all morning, bring back aerobics oz style and fill it with instagram whores, friday night games.

Ch11 has a banger weeknight schedule atm. Dunno why people aren't watching. The ads are pretty low budget though maybe people are watching but the money making ads are on 10 not 11?
Except they should put Frasier in that bracket instead of 130am

>>84027714
Didn't they just get the ayy-league? Maybe they're taking your advice

>>84027868
as long as murdoch has part ownership. all sports get passed on to foxtel

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Fuck Channel 10. When do we get The Marco Show?

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did anyone watch her sextape?

>>84027904
shes a dead root.

>>84027904
Who dis

What's good on at the Nova gents? I've got tomorrow off

>>84027776
oh. and hire all the female morning show hosts as well as Karl then just have them make sexual puns.

>>84027784

Eleven is great. Hour of Frasier from 5:30 to 6:30, then I switch over to GO for Adventure Time while Neighbours is on, then back to Eleven for Malcolm in the Middle.

Although the fucks started running The Middle at 7 on GO which is really fucking me up.

Get rid of The Project and banish Waleed and everything associated with that unfunny manlet Rove
Move Simpsons back to Channel 10 at 6pm
Bring back Friday and Saturday night movies
Buy rights to a popular sport
Bring back CheezeTV
Bring back Aerobics Oz Style

>>84027784
11 has a killer listing for Friday nights at the moment, comfy 90s Kinodrama all evening

>>84027776
>hot dog up late gameshow
this shit was fuccen kino, i remember playing it for background noise while shitposting on early 4chan and playing golden age vidya at 3am.

>>84027868
all they need to do is look at the big bash league that after a few seasons of growth dominates for a month and a half in the summer

>>84027624
why does your trashcan have a 6-pack ?

>try watch american show on ten hd
>it's sd upscaled
they can't even do hd right
dropped

Make australian content that isnt a talk, reality or game show.

>>84028107
What, like Pacific Heat?

>>84028042
i made that image, its supposed to be a wire trash can, i just rushed it.

Bring back Talking 'bout your generation but without charlie pickering

Why would you strayans even need tv when you can just can go outside your hut and fight to the death with poison koalas and horny dingos?

>>84027624
Apparently the major issue with 10 are the contracts they signed with the US networks.

>>84028132
Love Child, Offspring, and House Husbands

Why is Sunrise so shit?

>>84028193
No. then Shaun cant do MaH

>>84028225
(((Kochie)))

>>84028235
As bad as he is, at least he isn't Andrew O'keefe

>>84028225
It doesnt have Karl.

The female hosts dont get naked

>>84028239
Jonny okeefe told my dad to fuck off in the 60's

>>84028202

Yes, that was the whole point of them going into administration. Now they can legally dishonour the contracts with no penalty

>calls for the gomment to change media ownership laws so the one person can own a larger percentage of the broadcast channels
Why can't we just let channel 10 die?

Who here Cosmic Psychos?

>>84027904
Good lord she's hit the wall.

lads who are on newstart. try to get moved to DES instead of jobactive. no Wftd and less job applications

>>84028239
True

I'm a Celebrity all year round

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>>84028288
You will regret not working years from now. The government won't look after you forever. I wish I had more money saved.

Larry >>>>>> Kochie>>>>>>>>>>> okeefe

>>84028107
if our writing talent wasn't so shit, Underbelly would've kickstarted a wave of australian produced HBO style dramas
instead, nobody else jumped on board and Underbelly itself kept reaching for worse and worse sydney crime stories until nobody cared anymore

Axe channel 10, merge 1 and 11, taking the best shows from each, and having obligatory news somewhere

>>84028311
Havent been able to get a job since 2007. id be working if i could.

>>84028311
how much money is a good amount to have saved?

>>84028327
I got a job for ya

24/7 MASH repeats

>>84028359
>suicide is painless starts playing

>>84028342
what

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This is my oldest surviving au/tv/ pic. I think the muffin made this

>>84027624
We don't.

>>84028132
That show is god awful.

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tfw country's fucked

>>84028387
Bend over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBe5antkfrQ

something something hex something club something fingered

>>84028451
theres a guy on here who actually did finger her in the club. but nobody will ever believe him

Pretty sure it was originally a /v/ meme

>tfw rupert ruined the internet so now I can't even game online wih my home connection because it so bad
>have to tether my phone to my ps4 instead

>>84028483
https://archived.moe/tv/thread/23729653

Original programming. Wouldn't mind another late night show like Rove Live but it'd probably be ripe with shit opinions on politics.

>thinking the fingered hex meme started in 2012 on /tv/

kek

KEK

Its far older than that

What happened to the kid serials like Silver Sun, Ship to Shore and Parralax? Nowhere boys is close but not quite there.

ABC Kids when ABC was one channel >>>>>>> ABC 3 >>>>>>> ABC Me

>>84028599

Fuck, all those were great. So dissapointed silver sun or parallax never got a follow up

>>84028599
i only watched those fucking shows because my mom confiscated my ps2. they sucked dick

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Buy Crazy Crosswords from Briz 31.

They need more AusComs like Kath and Kim and All Aussie Adventures. Also more late night stuff instead of safe family dramedies like Offspring and the Wrong Girl.

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Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party, after which his party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...

... and, 10 years later, the NBN Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars, causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history, a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...

... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because the technology that NBN Co. is utilizing for rural residents is a SATELLITE)?

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2017/01/a-quarter-of-the-world-has-faster-internet-than-australia/

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Is Wentworth any good? My Mum and Sister are obssesed over it.

>>84028747
Labour would have fucked up the NBN too, you can't expect the government to ever have a project that size be a success

>>84028734
Channel 10 are making more All Aussie Adventures this year.

Form a network lynch mob and hang waleed from the channel 10 building

>>84028781
Yeah but Libs chopped its legs off to guarantee failure

>>84028599
>tfw they never made it to the silver sun

>>84028824
Not any more

>>84028824
If they still exist then, you mean

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what did she smell like?

Lived in Aus for a year

Your TV is fucked lads. Give up and just only run repeats of British shows

>>84028881
seaweed

>>84028881
Did Ocean Girl have a really hairy snatch?

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>tfw you fade into obscurity and end up doing subway ads
>didnt even get to root the slutty canadian girl from neighbours

>>84028990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3z6f6qGHsM

thank you for reminding me of one of my early faps

Walkgod on Nobel prize watch

Bring back cheez tv.


Channel 11 is the new channel 10 anyway.

>>84027776
Big brother reminds me of the reasons why I hate society.

>>84028132
Crappy archer rip off.

>>84028275
The band?

>>84027948
It upsets me that the kids who are too young to remember cheez tv have grown i to adults.


What a sucky time period they must have grew up in.

>>84029072
What - you didn't like the Bum Dance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6HECpqZ1h4

>>84028424
Psyco didn't even stop.

I wonder if he picks uo any back packers?

>>84028747
He got fucked over for being a good guy in politics.

>>84028747
dude fiber to the home was 3/4 of the cost just having fiber to the nodes is 3/4 the promised speed at 1/4 the price

also labor;
>delieveriing anything on cost
scoffing_cunts.image

theres a reason it costs 40% more to build something in australia then the rest of the world

Stop exporting your shitty reality shite to NZ
If I see mum watching the block again in going to fly over the Tasman and dust Murdoch's chin

>>84029196
It drives me crazy that I have to share the world with shitty people who watch this shit.

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>>84029190
>fttn is better than fttp for our needs
get the fuck out of my thread

>>84029190
except FTTP is capable of 1gbps right now and easily upgradeable. FTTN cannot do better than 100mbps so will need to be replaced in a few years making the cost higher in the long run

>>84029190
>starts raining
>internet shuts off

I only changed to NBN to stop that happening. but the copper is still shit

>>84029175
>krudd
>good guy

LMAO

Seriously I feel like the world would be a better place if everybody who enjoys goggle box grew an actual brain.

>>84029254
You must be a bogan who hates all imigrants and abos.

>>84027904

you got a link m8?

>>84029190
fuck off malcolm trumble

>>84029190
>No one needs more than 30mbps
-some politician cunt when libs destroyed NBN

>>84027624
>smoke meth
So Australia is basically just like the majority of whites in the US?

>>84029352
http://www.xvideos.com/video178475/kate_ritchie_sex_tape

>tfw the damage is already long done to the NBN
>we just have to live with already outdated internet for the next 10-15 years until the government can get funds together and a plan to re do the whole thing with fiber
boomers are without a doubt the worst generation of people in australian history

>>84029539
that's a bogan
basically the oz equivalent of american trailer park trash

>>84029290
He was a narcissist, and in politics you're playing a team sport. That's why its all white men.

>>84027624
just watch eleven

>>84029290
I have an iq of 130 and hate immigrants and abos

what's your point?

>>84029567
>waaah waaaah i can only get 50mbps instead of 100mbps to pirate television shows and torrent porn waaah waaahhh

>>84029626
>nbn
>50mbps
>working in the rain
>not degrading in 10 years
>at the absolute maximum of it's capacity
>considered outdated by other countries about 20 years ago

bait me more gaylord

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>>84029626
>waaah waaaah taxes on big business muh terrorism muh climate change isn't real waaah waaahhh

this country needs a national socialist militia

>>84029539
Maybe the poor, which is is a large majority of people there. I guess niggers are more used to smoking crack. Whites normally take cocaine or heroin when they can afford it.

>tfw even triple j is being invaded by the feminist agenda now
>and q and a
>i used to think abc stuff was unbiased

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>>84029603

not that anon but IQ is chiefly an indicator of aptitude toward spatial reasoning (a useful but hardly conclusive gauge) and is always knee-jerk announced by the biggest middlebrows around.

>>84029705
jjj has been left wing since its inception anon

>>84029732
yes but never as much as recently

>>84028393
lotta effort in this pic for an unhired gun

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lol

>>84029705
>even triple j
They've been the worst for that shit for a long time

>>84029778
>annual even held in australia
not at my fucking house

>>84029778
>be in high school when they started this
>everyone in the school sarcastically saying sorry to abos
Ahhh, probably wouldn't happen today lads.

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i fucking hate television

my only connection to feeling Australian is when I watch the footy or cricket

otherwise I'm just on the internet or consuming american media

>tfw only good original programming on right now is stuff by the chaser guys and shaun micallef
>they always get taken off their air too quick

>>84029705
>i used to think abc stuff was unbiased
i thought Hack was an attempt at fair journalism until they covered gamergate and interview 4 "anti-gamergate" people and 0 from the other side

>>84029778
remember kevin rudd got elected and he immediately apologised to the abos and ratified the kyoto protocol and everyone thought everything was going to be peachy

>>84029740
That's how you know they're losing listeners.

>>84029840
What chaser thing is on at the moment?

are you actually a racist irl?
ie you call black people niggers in public, etc

>>84029862
the checkout

it's pretty tame, but gives good tips on how to be an intelligent consumer in australia

>>84028747
>Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact

Then why didn't you post a picture of Peter Costello then?

Also as someone who works in IT fuck those numbers, this was always going to be a 50 billion dollar project that took 20 years to complete. You think the electric grid took just a few years to build? No it took decades and this project is almost as big.

>>84029626
I already got 100 down on telstra cable before they even considered nbn

Was there ever such a salty bitch than grettel kileen

>>84030001
id let her sit on my face desu

>>84029865
I'm more passionate and vocal about leftists and Islam than any petty dispute like that.
0
My aunt works at the ABC and it's kinda funny winding her up because she tows every leftist line

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>>84029705
i'm a white male aged 25-30 with fairly average wealth.
i'd just like to apologise for being a white male aged 25-30 with average wealth.

I'm sorry
>TFW how it feels media wants us to behave

>>84029865
only "black" kid at my school was Filipino and his nickname was nigga.

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cute girls

what on earth is there to believe in in this god forsaken country anymore?

seems like we're just going to spiral down the path of hedonism and nihilism to total collapse

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https://www.instagram.com/bonnieloucoffey


>14

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ITT: true blue heroes

>>84027624
wolf creek is my favorite move and i set siri's voice to aussie shiela

>>84028275
FUCKWIT CITY

who /hobart/ here

>>84030256
not a hero, just a patsy.

>>84029717
look at the iq's of countries and their crime rates then you subversive kike

>>84030180
>born in 2003

jesus christ. solid proof of estrogen in the water

>>84030180
14 but looks 28

I'll stay with my fav cunnyfus

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>>84030347

Tattoo should say "such as life"

>>84030347
ill buy as water filter for my test and watch all the girls turn into juggsluts

>>84030374
euw

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strayan cunny kino

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>>84030443

https://twitter.com/IndiWoollard

how do i make her my gf lads?

>>84029778

Haha stupid nigger cunts. Should just lure the boons into the sea with petrol.

>>84030481
reported to AFP

>>84028747
I have NO fucking idea why Australians on /pol/ are Liberal, oh wait, yes I do, new fucking fags

FUCK

>>84030475
I used to fap to this show all the time after school

that one ditzy brunette was primo

>>84029840

>Chaser
>Good

>>84027776
FUCK YES

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>>84030443

https://youtu.be/KjLpVUnUTGU

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>tfw this got cancelled twice
>they never got to the part where Lockie fingers vicki and she wanks him off.

>>84030493
I said how do I make her my good friend you sick fuck

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Where should we ship these useless freeloading niggers off to when it shuts down bois?

>>84030256
>Australia has 10 gun massacres in 10 years
>This cunt does the worst one yet
>Right then, time for some gun control
>Politicians know it's career suicide but do it anyway because it's needed
>Some farmers have a winge
>Gun buy-back scheme
>Everyone gets over it
>No gun massacres since
What was that you were saying about gun control not working, Americans?

>>84030620
>meanwhile muzzies, lebs and bikies all still have their guns and kill people all the time.

>>84030620

I will always love that we beat gun control so easy.

Yet after every weekly school kid shooting the dumb burgers will still throw a fit at the thought of having even a little more restriction about their fucking automatics.

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>>84030620

>>84030647
>>meanwhile bikies all still have their guns and kill EACH OTHER once in a while
Fixed that for ya mate.

>>84030180


Goddamn, haven't seen this sheila till now. Would park it in her ass all day.

>>84030620
>2017
>politicians aren't afraid of the citizens rising up against them and rape them of more freedoms on a daily basis

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>>84030647
yeah, nah

>>84030567
If she knew how many times i came to her....

the reason we have less shootings comes down only to

1. substantially less population
2. less psychiatric medications dished out to the populace like guinea pigs and better mental health care

if someone really wanted to, they could.

HAVE YOU EVER

>>84028274
Because it's a good platform to hipnotize boomers until their ded

>>84030664
>School shooting in Burgerland
>Gun control gets brought up yet again
>Gets shouted down by the loudest voices spouting the dumbest shit
>The fucking NRA shows up in town and has a gun support rally

>>84029661
Leave Melbourne you cuck.

It's simple. We create a channel for NEETS, autists, weaboos and any other non-functional member of society and it'll have the best goddamn 12am-6am block this country has ever seen.

>>84029897
>Then why didn't you post a picture of Peter Costello then?
Who mentioned structural deflect?

>>84030567
Page 63

True literary fap kino in high school

>>84030620
It works because we're a tightly controlled island nation you daft cunt

>>84027904
She looks like a character out of the grinch

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fuck channel 10
screen Australia is fucking shit too

I remember a time when threads wouldn't dissolve into political bullshit, just discussion about tv and movies and other outliers like fingering hex

>>84030908
do you know where i can download the books or read that part?

>>84027624
I'd do anything to be Australian

>>84029539
>the majority of whites

Nice one, BBC poster

>>84028463
Honestly many people have probably inserted digits within that female whilst at a discotech.

>>84031056
I would, I've done much worse, but she's smart, she'd fuck guys above her station for political clout

>>84027948
CheezeTV God I loved those days. Mornings where great with them.

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>>84031125
oh hey

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>>84031142
Woops sorry cunt were you watchin Dragonball Z?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5lRAwXqug

>>84030806
EVER FELT LIKE THIS?

>>84031206
Mum, can you make me some chicken soup pls and get the penicillin that tastes like yakult

>>84027624
make actual shows instead of cancer like gogglebox and the project

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>>84031250

>>84031142
I was the autistic kid who made the school fly their flag at half mast on 911

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Time for some morning cooking.

>>84031284
*tips in half a bottle of chilli powder*

>>84029705
>apply for the triple j movie reviewer gig
>have been told a have a good deep radio voice by everyone
>love all genres of film and television and have seen all the greats
>poor my hear and soul into my application
>some chick ends up getting it

Has anyone heard her reviews yet? have they even aired them? I gotta say I was really crushed when I found out. If shes actually decent then I wouldn't have a problem, bit holy shit was i upset. First time I've ever lost a gig to what I suspect is a blatant token hire

>>84029572
only difference is 80% of australia is bogans and probably less than 50% of USA is rednecks

>>84031206

Fuck yes cunts. Still get this shit stuck in my head.

>SOUP OPPPEEERRRAAAAAAA
>duh
>Duh
>DUHDUHDUH

>>84031284
>>84031293
*breathes heavily into the camera*
*tips in half a bottle of olive oil*
*3/4ths of the show is centered on Huey's bulge*

I think I can pick that bulge out of a line-up.

They could try airing literally anything that's not utter garbage. Fuck 10, I just skip over it when channel surfing.

>hamish and andy broadcast a 30 minute program telling the story of a 15 year old boy with an erection in speedos

>>84031284
this show was the funniest shit because he would fuck almost everything up and have no idea what on earth he was doing half the time.

I have no clue how he got his own show

>>84031294

What movies did you pick to do? I was going to trash lala land, give a positive to Donnie Darko and then maybe do an on the fence review about revisiting Phantom Menace.

I was too busy with Uni unfortunately to get around to it. Coincidentally film assignments.

I feel the same about the girl they picked though. They said they were going to put up their choices online and have people vote from listening, then suddenly they just give this bitch the gig out of nowhere?

Glad I didn't bother.

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Do you think her and her lesbian identical twin sister ever did stuff with each other??

>>84031294
which uni do you study film at mate?

>>84031418
Aldi's version of these tastes the same and is cheaper.

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Anyone else remember this show?

>>84031381
I did a review for paul blart and lala land, dince I suspected that they wanted to see how you tackled a serious review for the adult listener, and something more lighthearted that would show off ypur comedy chips. stupid me.

also, i didnt know that they were going to treat it like a voting process. is that true?

My sci fi novel will have an antagonist based on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSftS2XK_bM
Do you think seppos will like it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH-8Gc_ukdI

>>84030620
it EVERY ausfag thread there's always one ameriburger that acts like banning guns did nothing until someone posts graphs and then he fucks off again until the next thread

>>84031462
>comedy chips
Comedy chops*
typing on this fucking phone sucks. sorry

>>84030833
Everyone has to actually admit Australia's gun laws are a fucking mess though.

Semiauto Shotguns, Yeah okay, Class C, but oh is that a Lever shotgun? Class D. Why? Fuck you.

Oh is that a Megatron Transformer? Class H.

Nerf Elite Blaster, Airsoft rifle, Spring rubber pellet gun? completely illegal firearm. Fuck you. You're going to be slapped with trying to import restricted firearms into the country. But you can pick up an actual dangerous air rifle that can kill someone in Class A, just it better not be an airsoft gun!

Australia's gun laws are based on emotion, not actual facts.

Look at that entire scandal with lever action shotguns, oh a professional shooter can shoot one at the rate of a semi-auto shotgun, so lets put them in a more restricted category than Semi-Auto shotguns.

Why in fuck Nerf guns, Airsoft guns, Rubber pellet guns are banned in Australia when you can buy them from kids toy stores literally anywhere else on the planet, including New Zealand, is beyond me.

>>84031483
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi4p27k-sVgAWJq9jl8xnUA/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0

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>>84031418
my nigga

also, pic related is like crack cocaine

>>84031484
In every aus/pol/ thread there's one butthurt burger who comes in and spams stupid shit

>>84031346
Is that show good? It doesn't look that funny but it's rating through the roof.

>>84031492
$1.75 for 6 packs

>>84031506
Don't know about nerf guns but I assume they lumped airsoft and rubber pellet guns in with paintball guns which are covered under the gun laws

>>84031538
First episode was fun, second episode was more boring since the story wasn't as interesting
It probably rates high because hamish and andy are probably two of the most popular personalities in our media

>>84031506
every big W and kmart sell nerf guns.

>>84031561
Airsoft guns are considered fully automatic firearms in Australia, 100% illegal, only police and military are allowed to use them. Along with then new Nerf guns and Pellet guns.

Paintball guns are class A.

>>84031462

Yeah they said it would be like that when they announced it. Have no idea why people aren't outraged at a clearly token hire. So many people applied for it too. They probably just went "eh fuck it, she has some experience on community radio and isn't a white dude so lets get it over with".

You had the right idea though. I was planning for all three to be a different kind of approach.

>>84031538
>ratings

>AWHGH HAEMUSH N ANDEE HUEHUEHUE BUNCHA LARIKINS YEAH TOO RITE HAHA ON ME DRIVE HOME LOVE THEM BLOKES HUEHUEHUEHUE

>>84031596
Not the newer versions of Nerf guns out everywhere else that use Nerf balls. They're a restricted firearm in Australia.

They're a bit more powerful than your average Nerf gun and because they use balls, way more areodynamic so the shot goes further.

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>tfw you know several of your mates from film school post on here and are probably in this thread right now

>>84031696
>film school

Go to films instead

>>84031696

Griffith Southbank reporting in cunt

>>84031587
I mean as far as I know, they spend one hour going through someone's story and re-enacting it? It just feels like a very dragged out concept and I couldn't imagine Hamish and Andy making it worthwhile enough to sit through for an hour, especially since Andy is pretty much never funny.

>>84031720
It's 20 minutes minus ads
Hamish and andy barely do anything themselves besides laugh at the story being told by the random person, they have re-enacted scenes (scripted with some jokes and stuff) that go alongside the story being told by the person

>>84031696
anyone from swinburne?

>>84031779
ayyy engineering robotics/mechatronics

>>84031457
me on the right

>>84029865
NO, Australians are too cucked to do that.

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>>84031010
TFW you'll never finger Hex

>>84031720
Andy is underrated IMO. He's a good straight man and needs to be around to keep Hamish under control.
Their current perfume scheme is funny because he's not putting up with Hamish's buffoonery.

God Australians truly are subhumans

>>84031812
i meant film but hows that going

>>84031812
Are there many employment opportunities down here in that stuff. I'm thinking about getting a degree in

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>>84031960

>>84028107
Low blow, anon, low blow.

>>84031944
>Andy is underrated IMO. He's a good straight man and needs to be around to keep Hamish under control.
>they'll never do another season of Ultimate Wingman
Andy was great in Gap Year

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am i the only aussie who didnt give a shit about cheez TV or drag queen balls Z on 9/11?
i watched the second plane hit live and towers collapse on CNN and it has basically been full paranoia happening mode for me since that day.

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Would you, lads?

>>84032758
26

>>84032791
no, she is so generic looking.
there has been at least 2 other actresses that look like her twin sister.

>>84032791
id defeintely pack my meat into that fridge if you get me

>>84032569

Get a load of this drongo.

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>>84032791

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>>84027624
*Fuck* Ten. Let it die in the arse.

>>84032791
Absolutely. You'd have to be a faggot to say no.

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>>84032141
>>84031812
lol u guys are in for a big surprise

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>>84031960
>God Australians truly are subhumans

If trying to impress edgelord faggot Americans is proof of subhumanity I'd have to say you're right. If trying to impress edgelord faggot Americans is subhumanity, that is.

>>84030148
sauce nao

>>84032791
she's a total minger, as our English friends would put it
(if British television has not lied to me)

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Honestly who the fuck can stand this cunt on the Project

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American here, I watched Little Lunch with my younger cousins on Netflix recently, it's actually pretty funny. I love the tone of the show, and the child actors have better comedic chops than the average adult on TV.

>>84033122
Trump's a dipshit but we're too much of a subservient American colony to deserve better.

>you will never be home sick from school watching shitty abc educational tv on the couch

Fuck.

>>84033205
>Chinese colony
ftfy

>>84033122
no-one who upsets you so much can be a total loss, anon

>>84033238
https://youtu.be/m0DQd5PZNLs

Settle in for a comfy day at home mate

>>84031483

So, did these guys just fade into oblivion again? They haven't appeared since like May/June last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAnIGFBISjY

If i move to Nimbin will i meet women like this?

>>84033341
Fuck that takes me back, some of those edication shows were weird as fuck

How can it be that Fast Forward was so fucking good yet any attempt to make a similar show full of political and social commentary today becomes a steaming pile of crap

https://youtu.be/eHFY0j9HQA8

Ten just needs more home grown kino

>>84033430
Actually really enjoyed the "how shits made" type ones they had.

Rest were all pretty fucked up. Usually a couple of weird characters who did educational stuff but had some weird evil overlord.

https://youtu.be/ihvgiCLz4AU

>>84033569
Holy Fuck, i completely forgot this existed, reception and year 1 memories flooding back...

>>84030374
You cannot be serious

>>84033341
what was that show that started with the didgeridoo playing on the title?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZZY8VoiS1k

HAVE YOU HEAD YOUR INNER HEALTH PLUS TODAY?q

>>84029626
Actual retard.

>>84029897
>works in IT
>doesn't work in a relevant field like telecoms project management
Ok my dude, I guess you're an expert. Just like:
>I'm a farmer which means I know how to run a kitchen.
Fool.

>>84031469
>Its a 'Bronson gets a cabbage patch kid and is driven insane by its mewling to the degree that he is going to murder it' episode

>>84031506
Aye but there is very little gun violence so where's the problem?

>>84033238
That stuff was grouse, don't be an idiot. Eurika was a great show.

>>84033122
Australian Russell brand. Just says shit that brainlets eat up.

>>84028212
When I think of all the shitty degenerate shows on 10 that normalises dysfunctional behaviour, not to mention the libtard Project, maybe it's a good thing they're getting the axe. Channel 10 has become too much of a leftist safe space.

>>84028235
(((Kochie))) is alright tho, despite being a kike. He's clearly not one of those anti white cultural Marxist/post modernist Jews you have in America. He's pretty apolitical too. And he doesn't like an arrogant prick.

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>>84028107
It's easy, we renew this kino for some seasons. Get some young blood for the force and bring back Gary Sweet as the disgruntled head of the force.

>>84031696
Sam's asleep tho

>>84028599
I remember one episode of Silver Sun they directly ripped off Star Trek TNG episode Second Chances where the dude got cloned and sent him off in a shuttle