Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... is Dracula, and his daughter

Like Father Like Blood

>>84026243
Is that the plot of Hotel Transylvania?

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>>84026305
Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler...is in the old West, and he has to find his dad...but like, he has five bastard brothers

>>84026243
Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler... is a neet who shitposts all day, and one day his mother suddenly dies...but like, she didn't leave him anything and is forced to evict from the house.

>>84026709
>Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler...is a man who's other dies in her sleep because he didn't reply to this post

Adam Sandler...is a big guy

>>84026243
Hotel Transylvania 2 is pure kino tho

>>84026730

woah I don't wanna be that guy

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>>84026730

>>84026243
Adam Sandler becomes first man

>>84026945
what?

>>84026991
He falls through a wormhole and lands on Adam right before Eve meets him.

>>84027509
brilliant, we can call it "The First Lady"

>>84027509
Kino

>>84026730
>is a man who is other dies in her sleep
what did this absolute basket case mean by this

>>84027509
>start thread to ridicule Adam Sandler's movies
>anons here actually come with better and more original ideas than all current Hollywood

>>84026730
i dont even believe in these kinds of posts but replying just in case

How about this, Adam Sandler is a surfing instructor in Hawaii who has to enter a surfing competition to safe his business and win the affection of this hot younger woman.

Title?

>>84028661
Hangin' 50

>>84027509
>Not making it Seth Rogen who falls through a wormhole and introduces even in the garden to weed
>God is of course played by Sarah Silverman

Imagine having Dracula as your daughter.

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>>84028700
Imagine having a smug vampire as your daughter.

Okay how about this: Adam Sandler is a nerd who plays Dungeons and Dragons... and thinks real life is Dunegeons and Dragons.

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>>84028729
didn't Tom Hanks already do that?

how about this, remake The producers with Adam Sandler and Kevin James as the stars.

>>84028758
I totally forgot about this one.

>>84028758
Monster on the cover should be pepe.

>>84026730
I dont want my otter to die.