What is the most Seinfeld thing that has ever happened to you

I said "That's a shame" when I saw a kid faceplant when trying to jump over a bollard.

>>84024183
>be born
>parents name me jerry

>>84024183
>hanging out with friends at a small venue for a concert
>they've been doing this invented slang thing where they answer yes/no questions by taking the subject of the question and replacing the first letter with 'y' or 'n' as in "Can you drive?" "Yive, dude"
>one friend asks another if they can bum a cigarette just as our two black friends walk up to us
>he reflexively replies "nigar-..." as in "nigarette" but cuts himself off as he makes eye contact with one of our black friends
>black friend slaps him, not even that hard just kinda limply

That one took a while to explain but was a pretty wacky misunderstanding

>guidance counselor constantly got me and another red-headed kid at our school confused.
>looked nothing like this kid other than similar hair colors. the entire school has only 300 kids, he should be able to easily tell us apart
>had given up on correcting him and started to just play it off whenever he'd call be that guys name because it was easier.
>one day he calls me over and tells me to have the permission slip for the field trip to him first thing in the morning
>tell him sure and walk away, find the actual kid later and passed the message on
>next day guidance counselor runs into me first thing in the morning, ask where the permission slip is
>oh shit. tell him it's in my locker and I'd get it to him after first period
>he says no and says he needs it right then
>run up and down the adjacent hallways looking for the actual kid, can't find him
>run into my friends, break down the situation quickly, they tell me to just tell him the truth
>walk back to his office, one friend tags along to watch
>"Mr. X. I have something to confess"
>"What is it Chris? Where's the permission slip?"
>"Well the thing is sir, I'm not who you think I am. I'm not Chris X, I'm actually Sean Y."
>he stares blankly at me for a moment
>"Show me your student ID"
>pull out my ID and he scrutinizes it intensely
>my friend is literally rolling on the floor laughing 20 feet away in this otherwise empty hallway
>guidance counselor, red in the face, hands me back the ID and quietly tells me to get back to class

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>>84024414
>"nigarette"

I became good friends with someone I work with and I didn't know his name. I must've spent about 8 months talking to him and not knowing who he is.