pizza just got here. what movie should i watch?

>When a post about a pizza is enough to bait people

better squeeze that pepper juice all over that pie or else you're a faggot

>>84023848
what are the choices?

>>84023885
>not eating the peppercini bite by bite with a slice of 'za

>>84023992
you do that after you squeezed the juice onto the whole pie. why waste all that flavor on one slice??

>>84023848

The Room directed by Tommy Wisseau

what degenerate slices a pizza like this?

>>84024026
>>84023992
post your hands

>>84023848

How fat are you OP?

>>84023848

Fifth Element

at least it isnt pineapple

>>84023848
Who the fuck cuts pizza like this

14" = 6 Slices
16" = 6 Slices
18" = 8 Slices

What kind of retard slices pizza into squares?

>>84023848
no crushed red pepper da fuc

just watch the pizza

>>84023848
Where's the vegetables

I FUCKING WANT PIZZA

>>84024040
Midwest degenerates

>>84024064

Good answer

28 Months Later

>>84024136
the holy trinity is a dash of garlic powder, red pepper, oregano

optional but equally acceptable, grated pecorino romano cheese

t.native Italian NYC fag

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>>84023848
>that stray sausage

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>eating carbs
>2017

>>84024265
>needing to add all that extra seasoning

the pizza should already be flavorful and delicious. bland east coast trash.

>>84024265
>powder
Garlic salt is the real shit

t. NEPA

>>84024334
Plain pizza is a canvas you can tweak to your individual taste you fucking nigger

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>>84023848
>ywn eat a nice pizza with emma roberts watching a comfy movie on a saturday night and she puts her head on your shoulder while simultaneously reaching over to hold your hand

>>84024342
Thats just garlic powder with salt.

Dont need more salt on a pizza.

>>84024265
I'll keep that in mind

>>84024504
only bland NYC shit pizza

>>84023848
Why are there condoms in the bottom right corner?

>>84024040
>>84024088
Its a thin crust, all the retail chains cut them like that.

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>not getting a large 31.99 dollar pie at your local hipster joint
>not admiring the le retro hipster motif of TMNT toys, random VHS tapes and CRT televisions scattered on the walls
>not getting the dried cranberries, goat cheese and arugula pizza special and cold alternative brand soda in a glass bottle for 5 dollars to wash it down

>>84024265
>when the pizza you buy is so shit that you have to season it yourself

top kekeroni

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>>84024040
That's actually true Chicago-style pizza, Deep Dish is more of a meme for suburbs and tourists but Chicagoans still rep it anyway because it's popular and we put over all our popular things. This is the kind of pizza we eat regularly, but from a neighborhood spot, not a chain.

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What does /tv/ think of my pizza?

>>84023848

I'm judging you for getting Papa Johns, but at least you didn't get shitty Dominos

>>84025785

That abomination is not a pizza, you gay faggot numale cancer.

IT'S NOT EVEN SLICED PROPERLY.

>>84024319
>whining about the carbs instead of the mountain of cholesterol
Stupid fucking keto faggot

>>84023868
kys rëddit tourist

>>84023885
>>84023992
Both are correct.

>>84025937
>but at least you didn't get shitty Dominos
You mean Little Caesars'

>>84024265
>oregano

Fuck off back jew york, faggot

I got the lunch buffet at Donato's (pizza chain in Ohio) and they had it sliced in little squares like that. It was really nice because you could sample all the different kinds of pizza without being filled up like you would if you had full slices of each one.

>>84024302
Where?

>>84026114
We have Kinatos here down South.

Large Works on thin crust=better than sex, my man.

Sadly we don't have the buffet ;___;

>>84026104

Damn, you got me, I don't really count them as a major chain restaurant with their plastic pizzas anyway.

>>84026114

That's the idea at least

>>84026104
I don't get the hate for Little Caesars. It's cheap as fuck, and it's not really that bad tasting.

>>84026285

It is though, it's dry, plain, crap. The cheese is like 80% preservatives so enjoy your cancer.

>>84025785

Pizza Ranch ranch sticks aren't pizza.

>>84026285
I can't believe people hate on it and at the same time Papa Johns seemingly has a good reputation. I've always been a "pizza is pizza, even bad pizza is good" but Papa Johns just tasted....odd. Pizza Hut isn't all that anymore either. Lil Cease is great though.

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9000000000001. papa johns

>>84023848

>Papa Johns

Kill yourself famalam

>>84026343
It's fast food. You're basically comparing one fast food pizza to another on the basis that one is more unhealthy than the other. You're not too bright are you?

What's next you're going to tell me smoking X brand of cigarettes is better for your health than Y?

>>84026401
What pizza hut product should i order

>>84026285

they're just trying to be edgy contrarians

>>84026442

Pan pizza, whatever toppings you like.

>>84023848
maybe skip the movie and go to the gym fatty

>>84026427

I agree with what you're saying, and that is pretty much what I'm saying. Instead of eating shitty cancerous Little Ceasers, eat greasy fucking Pizza Hut instead. It's still bad for you but it tastes fucking good.

>>84026343
>so enjoy your cancer.
It's dairy so duh.

>>84026442

the hamburger

>>84026442
Pizza Hut is gross dude

>>84026285
It's garbage that poorfags enjoy and generic supermarket pizzas are far superior.

>>84026442

The cheesy bite crust pizza is back, that shit is great.

>>84026343

Still tastier than Domino's tho.

>>84026442
Thin crust Meat lovers with Hut Favorite crust flavor

>>84026442

Pan pizza with your usual toppings and some boneless wings.

>>84026528

Eh, I'd argue that Domino's has a better taste, if just barely. Just get Pizza Hut, its a greasy pile of carbs, but its good.

>>84026285
Pizza Hut is the true toxic hazard. You'll call-in sick for 2 days afterward.

movie recommendations not pizza recommendations you stupid stupid retards

>>84023848
>autistic square cut
kys

>>84026659

Fuck you this is now a pizza thread.

I've worked at Papa Johns, Dominos, and Pizza Hut for long periods of time, ask me anything.

>>84026716
Why haven't you ended it all, wagey?

>>84026750

I don't think I could ever go through with a suicide, but ask me again in ten years.

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>>84023848
Batman Forever.

>it's a 'za thread

why do people hate dominos so much? its always nice when i have it and the price is low

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>>84023848
Anything from this list.

>>84026844
It's okay

>>84026844
Their pan pizza is the best out of the chains. Pizza Hut is pure garbage no matter what you order. Last time I went there it was greasy as with somewhat sweet crust

>>84023848
That's not how you cut a pizza.

>>84026395
>>84026653
These. I used to never want to eat from Little Caesar's because I thought it was cheap shit, but holy shit nope. Always hated Pizza Hut because I swear they must fry their fucking crust, it's so garbage. Greasy as fuck trash.

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Spaceballs

>>84023848

>not slicing your pizza into little triangles so you can have 60 slices of pizza

>>84026899
I remembered Pizza Hut being great years ago though. Didn't they change their recipe or something?

>>84026888

Im >>84026716 , the reason for both of those is that all the Pizza hut dough is "proofed" in pans with a shit ton of vegetable oil. And its so sweet because there's a shit ton of sugar in Pizza Hut dough.

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>>84026863
I fixed it

>>84025218

Do you realise how hard it is to get mozzarella out of your japs eye?

>>84026999
Nah it's still good

>>84025785

Nice garlic cheese pizza man.

Fuck garlic bread. Get more pizza as a side to pizza.

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>2017
>eating food

>>84023848
Gardens of the Night

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>>84023848
Dough with traces of other things aka flavored dough.

>extra pepper and seasoning
>no garlic butter

OP you have shit taste.

and if you think it's any healthier without the butter you are retarded. garlic sauce is literally the best part. they handled money and drove their cars then stuck their bare hands in the container for the peppers. the water those peppers sit in all day is worse than toilet water. never eat the pepperoncinis

>>84027701

Thin crusts come with the packets instead of the garlic butter

>eating plebitza

y'all maggots