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>Cast members of HBO's "Game of Thrones", who had just finished a day of shooting on location for the 4th season in Dubrovnik, Croatia, were walking to the beach when they stumbled upon a burgeoning house fire. A small child was reportedly seen inside the home, attempting to escape the blaze. The child, not tall enough to reach the handle of the front door, resorted to banging on the front door in futility. When actor Charles Dance attempted to rescue the child, he was stopped by Stephen Dillane (who plays autistic villain Stannis) who reportedly said "The flames have taken him. The Lord of Light demands this sacrifice". His fellow cast mates, bewildered, continued to watch as the house was consumed in fire. Actress Emilia Clarke (Khaleesi) reached for her cellphone to call the fire department, but reports that Liam Cunningham (who plays the Onion Knight pedophile Davros) snatched the phone away from her and chucked it into the blaze. Carice van Houten (who plays the satanic Sorceress Melisandre) was reported to be chanting "The night is dark and full of terrors". By the time local authorities arrived, it was too late. Dillane, Cunningham, and van Houten were reportedly seen hours later outside the burned home, wearing red robes and screaming "R'HLLOR HUNGERS" at the parents of the deceased child.