What's the greatest thing a flick has ever inspired you to do?

>>84019180
TDKR inspired me to become a big guy

I carry toothpicks in my mouth because of Drive.

Disgusting. She dishonors the legendary weapon of mankind, the sword, by farting on it all day like the fat cunt she is.

I go ass to ass because of requiem for a dream

I hope this is a real thing. You know women would end up slicing the shit out of themselves

>>84019180
Oh yes, the classic "sword on back", very effective and incredible efficient!!!

not a movie but Dexter inspired me to eat Cuban sandwiches

arms wont be long enough to draw them

>>84019200
I walk around with autism because of drive.

I don't understand. What's the trick? Just having your clothes hold it? I mean you can still see it.

>>84019264
Do you have the one of Chris Chan wearing it?

>>84019264
looks like shit still
but that is at least the most presentable person I've seen wear that

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>>84019200
>not because of scott hall

>>84019200
I hope you're trolling, otherwise kill yourself.

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Not tv/film related but I wear a cheap equivalent watch similar to Big Boss' everyday now

>>84019494
post link

>>84019308
lol

i wish i had never seen drive

>>84019330
WOMEN HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW RUBBER BANDS WORK AND IT'S BADASS

Why is it cool when women do it?

having a sword behind your back in a dress is considered a trick now?

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>>84019516
The Casio AE-1200WHD-1AVEF
Doesn't cost much at all, main downfall is that the watch head is plastic

>This demograph we appeal too is doing this.... AND ITS AWESOME

Pathetic, their just asking their supreme gentlemen friends to borrow their swords for a facebook picture anyway. They aren't walking around in public like this.

>>84019621
cheers!

No memeing, is there a movie that can convince a guy to go gay?

>>84019633
I fucking love it man, looks so fucking cool. Although I know normies will think I'm a twat I think it is great

>>84019384
I'm not trolling, and I also will not die. I hope that makes you really mad.

>>84019656
Magic Mike

>>84019656
Fuck off faggot
Brokeback mountain?
Never seen it desu
>tfw you are bringing out my slight bi side
REEEEEE fuck you

>>84019698
>REEEEEE
Well, I'm pretty sure you're gay.

>>84019494
That's a great watch dude

>>84019736
Fuck you in the asshole

>>84019921
>tfw when you become a mechanic just because of Drive

>>84019362
Razor Ramon?

>>84019180
Fucking christ whoever came up with this style of headline should be neck laced

I became an atheist because of True Detective

>>84019180
Lord of the Rings is the only film to ever inspire me of anything

Theoden and Aragorn's speeches as exanple to their men before the battles has always inspired me to love my country and do everything in my power to keep it safe

>girls with swords are a bad thing because REEEEE FEMINISM
I miss when you guys weren't thin skinned bitches

>>84019180
>Coming up at 11, the number of women being raped and then stabbed with swords skyrockets

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I either stand in the Bane "hands on jacket" or CIA "thumbs in belt" pose at all times.

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>>84020364
Mate anyone walking around in public posing with swords because they think it makes them look tough is literally fedora tier, man or woman

>>84020484
why do cops always do this

>>84020606
it's comfortable and makes your tris and delts look good i.e. like a big guy

>>84020509
Yeah except I defy you to find a picture of a woman who looks embarrassing wielding a sword. You literally cannot.

>>84020484
I did the hands on jacket thing forever before tdkr came out

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>>84020756
What do I win?

>>84020606
Because it's really comfortable when wearing a bullet proof vest. Same with the power stance when you got a duty belt on.

>>84020902
A billhook is not a sword, try again.

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>>84019180
i carry a pistol at the 4 o'clock position because of collateral.

>>84021084
Looks like a machete to me

>>84019308
chuckled.

>>84019223
I go ass to mouth because of Clerks 2.

>>84020902
>>84021084
Looks like an Uruk Hai sword from LotR.

>>84019180
Lets be real, that fat ass would probably get is stuck on the draw.

>clickbait title
>[x] does [y] and it's absolutely awesome/great/badass/insert buzzword

I became a hamgalaxy because of Marlon Brando and it's Absolutely Bad Ass

>>84019621
Does it go faster when you smoke a cigar laced with drugs?

>>84019180
You can't really draw a longsword that is attached to your back. It's, like, kindergarten knowledge.

Sure but when I do it in a larp it's "ridiculous"

>X is doing Y and here's how you should feel about it.

>>84021448
>You won't believe what z is... Click to find out!

>>84021361
>>84021448
The Kotaku style of headlines.

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>>84020484
Fuck off, Brando did it in the first Superman movie.

I'm convinced he did it as a subtle way of foreshadowing what Clark does when he becomes Superman.

>>84019180
A sword is a man's weapon. The sword ia representative of a man's masculinity - it literally represents his penis. And it's home, in latin, is spelled vagina. The word vagina comes from latin for sword-sheathe. Women cannot weild them effectively because they house the sword, they do not weild it.

>>84021410
True, but a short sword would be quite easy to manage this way.

>>84021627
>weild
Take that ridiculous hat off and wash your hair

>>84021647
Not him but if you notice in history, no one would ever hold the sword that way, it was mostly worn on your side.

>>84021692
did you actually get triggered because I redpilled you on swords?

>>84021084
It's the uruk hai sword from lotr. Try again

>>84021772
what better way to test the skill of a man? Why do you think they call hitting dicks together "sword fights"?

>>84021732
>>84021692

>>84021701
Yeah but what do we have to go on? Texts? Paintings of warriors carrying their swords on their side? You know there were some people wearing swords on their backs. Maybe not many, but they had to have existed at some point.

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>>84020756

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>>84019180
I'm still wondering how WW gets into the joint, wearing the sword on her back ??? Didn't I miss catching a scene or something ???

>>84021917
In ancient Rome, fucking a man wasn't gay. Soldiers fucked their subordinates to establish dominance and trust. Getting fucked made you a bitch, though. Basically fucking a man in the ass made you his alpha.

>>84022004
Because they still knew the vagina was the actual place to put your dick. They weren't fags. What the fuck is a boipuccy you degenerate?

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>>84020606

>>84019308
for me it was a preexisting condition

Not a flick, but when I was 12, Dragon Ball Z inspired me to "train". I would pretend I had 3 years to get ready for the Andriods. I would do push ups, sit ups, go for runs, lift stuff, shadow box, jump rope, etc. lasted for like 6 months. Autistic, I know, but it got me used to self discipline.

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>>84021973
>>84022028
holy shit

>>84019195
for whom?

>>84021952
Just like how there are soldiers using explosives near fire active armament.

>>84019180
Taxi driver inspired me to get fit and save a protitute

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>vagina
>smells
>bleeds constantly
>looks like roast beef
>so loose you can't even feel it on your dick
>woman only gives it to you when shes in the mood

>boypussy
>nice and clean
>tight as fuck
>only bleeds just a little at first
>smooth and comfy
>no limit to how much dick you can put in there
>always there for you to fuck any time night or day

>>84021962
She still has a cute face.

>>84019180
after I saw star wars I flew to Kamino to acquire some clones but it was a complete tourist trap. Firstly, they didn't even actually film it there, it was on a studio. Secondly the prices were ridiculous.

>>84021952
I've seen a few arguments about swords being stowed over the shoulder like that when someone was moving long distances and not expecting to get into a fight, but whether it's a longsword or an arming sword or whatever, but drawing from the back creates a huge opening.

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I started using my ring again to tap tables and other shit

American History X inspired me to hate neo-nazis, niggers, and kikes.

>>84022193
But she looks embarrassing. Where's my prize.

>>84022218
Underrated post.

>>84021952
The idea of wearing a sword on your back exists because it is physically impossible to walk any significant distance on foot with the sword, attached to your hip (and it still does not give you a magick ability to draw it). Bacause of that, while it IS possible to wear knives/daggers or expecially short swords on your back and even quickly draw them in a time of need, it just serves no purpose that way.
Usually, if a man had a sword, he also had other men or a horse to carry it for him. All of that was, considering the Europe and such. Don't know shit about China, but in Japan wearing a sword (still talking about the usual lenght here, not those 1 meter monsters) on your back ALSO wasn't a thing. Precisely because you can't draw it for shit, and drawing it quickly was their special olympics or something.

>>84022253
Your prize is you get to leave /tv and never return. Don't take this opportunity for granted

>>84022253
No, looking cute cancels out looking embarrassing. You cannot disprove this fact.

>>84022193
looks like a dude who's received a head transplant. collar really cements it. then there's the crazy hair, yellowed teeth, low resolution somewhat obscuring her terrible skin, god only know how she smells fully clothed never mind down there... I don't think you'd want to be anywhere near this creature in reality, unless you were extremely drunk or even more extremely desperate.

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>>84022356
>looks like a dude who's received a head transplant. collar really cements it. then there's the crazy hair, yellowed teeth, low resolution somewhat obscuring her terrible skin, god only know how she smells fully clothed never mind down there... I don't think you'd want to be anywhere near this creature in reality, unless you were extremely drunk or even more extremely desperate.

>>84022270
If you're gonna carry your sword in a way that it can't be reached anyway why not just put it on your backpack in the first place? Probably easier to reach that way as well since you can just quickly drop the pack and grab it.

>>84022420
That thing is like a 2/10. You really enough of a robot to think it's crazy for someone not to want to hit it?

>>84022420
That girl's ugly vro

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>>84022286
You shouldn't be so reluctant to admit you're wrong in an anonymous internet discussion that's going to get deleted within 72 hours.

>>84022420
Are only nice-looking people allowed to call ugly things ugly? Okay, i'm nice-looking enough, let me repeat what he just said. She does not have a cute face. Don't believe me? Let's wait for an even more nice-looking person to say the same. If your brains only work that way, it can't be helped, i guess.

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>it's absolutely badass
Randy Pitchford would be proud.

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>>84022475
>>84022528
>>84022487

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>>84022528
>Okay, i'm nice-looking enough

Prove it.

>>84022502
I agree, you should just give up and admit that you are wrong.

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I point like Paulie all the time now.

>>84021962
Butter face. As in, everything is awful, butter face. She could be 9.5/10 if she lost weight.

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>>84022193
Let me guess, you think pic-related has a cute face too.

>>84022437
A lone traveller almost never carried a sword with him, at any time in any country. A soldier, wielding a sword, was not a common soldier in the most countries, and usually had other means to carry his weapons when he didn't need them.
But, yes, in other cases soldiers DID carried their swords on their backs during long marches and such. It is a fact, and i have nothing against it. It just that on the OP-pic we clearly can see that creature trying to actually draw its sword. That have made me do a casual remark about the impossibility of that action, and i really love to talk about semi-historical things, and to talk in general, and...well, here we are.

>>84022280
I bet he doesn't even realize how amazing this prize is...

>>84022617
me too. also inflect my voice like all the italian's do in the sopranos

Wasn't a flick, but watching Trailer Park Boys has made me start using the words boys, dummy, greasy, frig, and variations of shit way more often. Also referring to almost all alcoholic drinks as liquor

>>84019180
No they're fucking not.

Where the fuck are people finding all these pictures of women with swords?

>>84021609
Nahh, Marlon didn't even know his lines foe this movie. It's probably just a neutral Elizabethan stance he learned for Shakespeare at conservatory all those years ago.

>>84022851
I call my friends boys because of that show. I also say "smokes, let's go." but only to my one friend that gets it, because otherwise it's rude.

>>84019180
*teleports behind you*
*slices you in two*
pssh, nothin personnel virgin

>>84022885
Do you know what a search engine is?

>>84021970
The movie is set like 80 years before 9/11.

>>84019180
>Woman do something
>It's badass no matter how retarded it is
>you are just afraid of women

>be affirmative action female firefighter
>hired even if you failed all the test
>lack physical strength
>let two people burn to death
>'And It Was Absolutely Badass'

The absolute state of this society.

>>84022933
This is a valid question, a lot of newfags can't figure them out.

>>84022924
>ywn have some twitter slut flash you her vagina before mercy killing you, laughing the whole time

Why live

>>84019621

James Bond watch too.

>>84019656
Rocky Horror Picture Show. Maybe Wonder Boys?

What about the Treasure Planet anon? Anyone remember that?

>>84022774
Would repel vikings with

>>84023032
No but that movie is great so why don't you tell us the story?

>>84022965
You can just change your country of living or something. But every society always have some big retarded shit running for it. If you really tink about it, you have nowhere to go. That puts me in a state of despair, actually.

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>women carry around sword
>yaaasss queen! Slay! Badass!

>I carry around a sword
>ew what a neckbeard! What a dweeb! I don't feel safe...

>>84021627
fuck off swordfag. spears were the most effective melee weapons and are definitely more masculine

>>84022528
>Okay, i'm nice-looking enough

god i hope so anon, you're clearly not good-thinking enough

I talked like Ace Ventura for a week when I was in 7th grade and saw it in theaters

>>84021952
>store sword on back
>slices up my back as I walk
>see enemy
>draw sword
>slice neck open
I wonder why people didn't do that

>>84023154
Why? Tell me my mistake so i could improve.

>>84019180
I crawl at night.

>>84023114
>spears [...] are more masculine
Sure, that's why women are traditionally trained in spears and not swords.

>>84021163
Fuck off.

>>84023203
>women are traditionally trained
To ride spears, maybe. Can't imagine what else you could have in mind by saying that.

>>84019180
why is "badass" their go to buzzword?

>>84023294

Because after shoving a sword down their ass it's going to be bad, as in literally hurting.

>>84021962
qt pies can be autistic?

>>84023261
So you choose to spout bigotry in lieu of facts.

>>84023386
>>84021962
>>84022193

It's clearly a fucking photoshop of a girl's face on what seems to be Chris Chan, fucking idiots

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>>84021970

>>84023067
There was some anon who was obsessed with a character in the movie that possessed an interchangeable hand or somethimy, and so the anon basically crafted a multiple hand kit that he would put on his hand every day he came home from class. There was a screenshot of it posted here some months ago.

>>84023203
women aren't traditonally trained in anything. spears were the most common weapon in pre-gun warfare and represents a penis way better than a shitty sword

>>84023468
I think the anon was studying engineering so he could make his own hand.

>>84023460
her butt must be bleeding lol do you think when she braps blood spurts out?

>>84023410
It is the first time in my life i hear, that there at any point of human history was a tradition of training women in spear-fighting. Please, do tell me actual place and circumstances, i am genuinely interested.

>>84023110

women are used to carrying around retarded accessories, and wear them.

>>84023543
Look up the history of the naginata.

>>84023110
>woman wears a dress
>wow so pretty!!!

>I wear a dress
>eww what a fucking creep faggot tranny

it's not fair man ;((((

>>84023581
I know about naginata and i do not consider it a spear. Because it's not. Please, tell me about training women to wield spears.

>>84023581
I said spear, not naginata. I hope you don't think we were talking about japan you idiot

>>84023616
>>84023620
How is the naginata not a spear?

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>>84023668
Any questions? Should i get a picture of a spear for you?

>>84023668
are you a retard or just retarded?

>>84023707
>>84023750
Why don't you explain the difference instead of being retarded?

>>84023668
Actually, i will go ahead of you and say it. The word you were looking for all this time was "polearm", not "spear". Do not let this mistake discourage you and do keep learning new things with the help of your friends on the internet. That's what friends are for.

>>84023836
it's a polearm, but not a spear. it would be like calling a halberd a spear.

for differences in the weapon, just look at the blade. naginata's are curved. pretty much a curved mini-katana at the end of a pole. A spear is more like an arrowhead at the end

>>84021952
There is literally 0 historical or archaeological evidence attesting that this was ever done. There is a good reason, too: in movies you will see one shot of the character reaching over the shoulder for the sword, then another shot of him presenting, you never see him actually take it from a she's the. This is because it is inefficient and clumsy to do so, if not outright impossible as in the case of Mel Gibson's giant Braveheart sword.

>>84023460
Dats a gud glute workout.

>>84019180

I like to get blind drunk, put on my kimono and do the buffalo bill dance.

It's the highlight of my week honestly.

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I want to see swords becoming mainstream
imagine a bunch of qt e-whores doing stuff like this on social media and all the weapon autists can reeee and complain and cause lots of butthurt

>>84020484
>hands on jacket
I catch myself unconsciously doing this too.

>>84024694
How do you "unconsciously" do something? Are you a fucking robot?

>>84024769
un·con·scious·ly
ˌənˈkänSHəslē/
adverb
adverb: unconsciously

without realizing or being aware of one's actions.
"Ben smiled unconsciously when he heard her voice"

>>84024800
Yeah, are you a fucking robot?

>>84020756
OP's pic is a chubby dyed-haired womanlet with a plastic katana stuck though a $15 top and skirt into her asscrack. Literally how thirsty do you have to be to not find that embarrassing.

>>84024833
Maybe?

>>84024769
do you consciously sleep?

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Blade on back you say?

>>84023460
>pull out sword
>cut off butcheeks

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>nobody's posting the other pics from the article
C'mon, there are some good looking women.

>>84025080
Both look chubby.

>>84024769
you know how you keep your heart beating and your organs functioning? you do that except you have no conscious control over it

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>>84025080
>tfw your ass is perpetually itchy and some retarded capeshit movie comes out so now you can scratch your ass whenever you want however often you want

wish i was a woman

>>84025253
Bullshit, I watched Joe Rogan's show and the healthiest people are the ones who consciously control their heart.

>>84025286
You can become a woman at any time. It's free.

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>>84019200
I did this. But I only had matches.

And not even hard, solid matches.

The soft ones that come in standard matchbooks. Shit gets soggy quickly and probably didn't look as cool as I thought.

after watching deadwood for the first time i talked like a pretentious faggot for weeks before realizing how embarrassing i sounded

i still sometimes say hoopleheads though

>>84025315
Pull that shit up or shut the fuck up. I call bullshit

>>84025315
>consciously control their heart
seems like a lot of effort, I'd rather unconsciously do it

>>84025315
how much marijuana and fleshlights do you have to use to be able to do that?

or is it something you can only learn during an mdma trip?

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/wwgotyourback/

Feel free to browse.

>>84025671
FUCK YEA SO BRAVE AND BAD ASS!

>>84022218
Here, here. After I watched Attack of Clones I was adamant to try this new drug, death sticks. But it turned out they do not exist! George Lucas made them up, this goddamn hack.

>>84019180

Some dumb bitch is going to slice her back open I can see it now

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>>84025870
>implying they don't

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>>84019180
Thanks to Die Hard, I do this everywhere I go.

I watched with fire and sword, and it inspired me to burn the local mosque.

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>>84019180
http://archive.is/8LdvY

>>84019180
bump

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>>84019359
The dog wore it best

>>84028125
>that guy who looks like adam scott and actually does that stupid face adam scott does

>>84028081
Great post.

>>84028150
...Uh, that actually is Adam Scott.

>>84020606
Your hands take a bit of weight from the vest making it much more comfortable to wear for any duration. Feel's good after wearing for a few hours

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>>84019656
Lord of the Rings.

>>84028125
Kojima wore it best

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>>84019180
is this supposed to be the women version of the naruto run?

>>84019180
Change how I dress.
Thank you Tom Cruise and Ryan Gosling.

>>84020484
This, I do the CIA pose all the time when waiting for people to arrive

>>84019195
Then you completely misunderstood the plane scene. There is size and no size. There is pain but no pain. It is only big and painful for you.

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>>84019180

I unironically wear the Carhartt jacket that Coop has on Interstellar

>>84019656
Evangelion

>>84020484
I do the power stance when in not walking. It feels really comfortable to not have my hands swinging at the side.

I snap necks because of MoS.

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Stop carrying swords on your back

>>84019180
Batman v Superman made me believe that the world is worth saving and a man can do it if he is strong and fearless.

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>>84028431
>carrying sword on back in dress
>pull out sword
>metal grinding on metal noises

>>84028431
No one is carrying a sword, some big stiff rods just gets put under women clothes. Nothing unusual here.

I swear upon the Holy Book that if I could kill all jews or journos who write "and it's awesome/it's badass/it's kickass/deal with it", Israel would keep being a thing.

>>84019180
>it's okay when women do it!

>>84025080
but how do you pull that out with out cutting your dress let alone yourself without a sheath on it?

>>84025080
Why are women so autistic?
Seriously asking, they emulate fiction like it has any real meaning and then cry about when it doesn't pan out

It's like men going around with boxing gloves when they first see Rocky

>>84022186
You forgot
>is full of fecal matter
You fucking degenerate cunt. I'm glad you're out of the gene pool.

>>84028532
>implying they are sharp

So is this the female equivalent of the katana?

>>84023247
Chuckled.

>>84028558
Fat dudes don't put katana directly in their pants. Because that's beyond retarded. You would have difficulties convincing 7-years-old to do this.

>>84021962
is this the final boss of the SJW ?

>>84023460
do you live in a 2D world ?

>>84023840
>>84024074
Get a load of the weapons nerds. Do you wear a leather trench coat?

>>84028308
omfg is that what this is ?
a friend of mine used to do and i always wondered what autistic shit it's from

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>>84019180
Lol. Blue haired morbidly fat Tumblrinas projecting a film character onto reality again.

These people have no measurable connection to reality

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>>84028541
>It's like men going around with boxing gloves when they first see Rocky
or you know...

>>84020606
Hands are close to your face for protection.
More importantly, they arent crossed infront of you.
That little tangle is really easy for an attacker to get a hold on, so now he has both of your arms locked and is ready to attack, while you spend precious time trying to free your arms.

>>84028846
lmao he better be joking

>>84020484
The CIA pose is seriously too comfy, I've been doing it for five years.

>>84028846
This is the type of "man" that also enjoy strap ons and offers his girlfriend as a sex slave to refugees and feels good about it.

>>84028738

>gross ass foot tattoos

Yeah, this is disgustingly accurate

>>84028846

>what bullshit can I pretend happened for e-cred

You never see poltards claiming to walk into synagogue KOing rabbis with a hardback copy of Mein kampf

>>84028989
Being straponed is hot.

>>84029253
>You never see poltards claiming to walk into synagogue KOing rabbis with a hardback copy of Mein kampf
Actually, yes you do. Or do you forget all the LARPing threads on /pol/?

suicide

>>84028547
>I'm glad you're out of the gene pool.
it doesn't matter sweetie. gay babies are born everday.

>>84019656
I wanted to pound jake gyllenhaal after watching brokeback mountain

mid kek >>84029511 >>84028738 >>84028616

>>84030078
None of those posts are funny.

>>84019180
>women
that looks like absolute dog shit

and the scabbard will smell like ass sweat

>>84030954
>and the scabbard will smell like ass sweat
Sounds good to me.

>>84019180
A generation of tips_fedora females incoming

>>84028846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhZtCgoeBr0

>>84029726
When you shit?

>>84031031
>have an ez mode life as politician
>not crying

checks out

>>84031397
>hurr durr make poopie? this is my joke i love trump

>>84019656
Ice cream from bill nye made me gay. I do buttstuff now because it's evolution

>>84028125
Is that Chris Martin from coldplay in the middle?

>>84025662
DUDE WEED LMAAOOAOOAOOOOO

>>84020606
probably the most comfy way to just stand around with kevlar on. IDK why but somehow it magically feels lighter.

After I saw the dallas buyers club I started giving aids to horses. I don't have aids myself, but I found a way.

>>84021361
AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

>>84031491
>It's a there are 4352 genders that will rape you episode

>>84021692
I wonder what other verbs you get triggered by
Mow
Plough
Fornicate
Pierce
Flay
Mourn

>>84023460
This would apply only if she actually had an ass

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>>84028431
>movie
>character pulls sword from scabbard
>makes SSSCCHHHHWWWONNNNNNG sound

>>84022833
This

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>>84028431
>ww2 movie
>brits get suppressed by spandau
>bren doesn't win the war

>>84019200
I got massively into denim thanks to the jean jacket he wears in the movie, also considered buying his shoes

>>84019656

bad boys

>>84019180
why i didn't it inspire her to lose weight.

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>>84028431
Gal Gadot is the optimal woman

>>84032351
You spent time writing out this autistic post without realizing that he spelled wield wrong.

>>84025080
Isn't that really uncomfortable and completely useless at the same time?

>>84019180
Perhaps they will also develop a healthy attitude toward weight-lifting and responsible gun ownership in the near future.

Holy shit, /tv/, I just had a brilliant idea. What if people made movies with female protagonists that WEREN'T shit, and then we made that same female protagonist a strong role model for /k/ and /fit/-minded women? C-Could it work?

>>84019362
>not keeping a fanny pack filled with Somas and Valium

>>84019180

Wouldn't the scabbard just rip through their dress if they tried to sit down?

Not complaining about medieval weapons becoming ok to carry around in public though.

>>84033064
fair enough

>>84019180
>badass

This has to be a joke.

>>84032680
he doesn't wear a jean jacket you fucking pleb

>>84034968
>this has to be a joke
>buzzfeed

Open your eyes and stop drinking the koolaid.

>>84032599
What's wrong with that? I have a long sword and a short sword and they both make that sound.

>>84019180
woah, that is bad ass!

>>84019180
>copying Blade
>fuck yeah girl power
is there Anything less feminine than a buff black guy?
this is why no one takes women seriously

>>84034548

Days off are nice.

>>84019494
A gold sprayed prosthetic arm?

>>84019180
Does the tip of the blade rest between her cheeks? we need more pictures OP!!

>gets arrested for carrying a Fucking Sword around

>>84019622
learn how to spell, reddit

>>84028846
his girlfriend has never seen a romantic movie or a chick flick which is 90% female actresses

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>>84019200
I drive around at night listening to synthwave because of Drive

Thats not too autistic is it?

I became a boxer because of Hajime no Ippo

>>84036038
>not Rocky
still a girlyweeb fagass

>>84019180
So girls are as autistic as us?
I never knew this.

>>84036074
only the landwhales

>>84036065
The first Rocky is the only good one

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>>84022270
>expecially

>>84020756
Literally the OP pic

>>84019656
Gayniggers from Outer Space made me gay after watching it at the impressionable young age of 12.

>>84019200
I'm a learned to become a driver because of drive. I drive.

>>84036230
No way.

>>84035772
they would care more about her wearing make-up

>>84029411
/pol/ mostly talks about what they are going to do, sure they would never do it, but they also don't claim to have done it.

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Bitches cringing with swords is a thing since Naruto and the weeb popularization

>>84036546
If she let me sniff her thighs i would gladly let her lob of cock off with her katana

>>84019195
for me?

>>84028699
Right? I was just thinking about this ultra nerd I knew named josh who would run around like this. He was actually pretty fast anyways, so I thought maybe it did really help, but looking back that was weapons grade autism.

>>84032691
Why does Lloyd look like a Celt?

>>84037134
If you have enough money, I guess, she was a /b/ camwhore and fucked several anons for digital goods

>>84019180
*Looks up how to make a bomb online*
*Blows up Buzzfeed headquarters*

>>84019180
>Buzzcrack

into-the-trash.jpg

>>84028125
how did goose pull it off

>What's the greatest thing a flick has ever inspired you to do?

Saw "ConAir" on the day of release, first show at a local theater, by the time the credits were rolling I knew I was getting the fuck out of my home town and going to Las Vegas which I did less than 24 hours later.

Been here ever since and no real regrets.

>>84020484
I, too, unironically used the CIA "power stance" years before the movie came out. I used to do it as a kid because it made me feel like a cowboy, and I just kept doing it even as I got older.

I also like to clutch my car keys to my chest when they're dangling by a lanyard. I like to imagine I'm some old nun, clutching her pearls to her chest to ward off demons or something. I walk around like that a lot nowadays...

>>84025473
Right? It's 2017 PEOPLE

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>>84019656

if i could sacrifice myself to have one media corporation die, itd be buzzfeed

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I'm literally like Varga.

>bad teeth
>wear cheap suits
>when talking I always mention made up quotes and facts to seem smart
>sleep in the back of a 18 wheeler

>>84036112
What about Rocky 4?

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>>84019621
Holy shit thats nice and only 30 bucks. Im gonna get me one of those.

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>>84019200