TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGTH Spoilers

>No more Bay
>No more Marky Mark

What's even the point.

>Earth is actually Unicron

what

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>>84016297
>This is the result of a billion dollar franchise

>>84016297
Who comes up with this shit.

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>>84016297
This can't be real

>>84017117
This pisses me off more than them fucking up the 4th film having a bastardized key to vector sigma!

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>>84016297
>earth is unicron
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84016297
>brainwashed by his sister
hot

>>84016297
Wasn't Cybertron completely destroyed in the Third movie?

>>84017387
It collapsed in on itself, you can't really tell

>>84017387
Nope. Just torn in half.

>>84017117
>>84017180
>>84017267
>>84017290
>>84017299

Is there anything better than triggered Geewunners?

>>84016297
Sounds stupid, will still probably be better than Spider-Man HC

>>84017117
They stole it from one of the cartoons. In it Unicron was in stasis and the Earth formed around him billions of years ago

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>[/spoiler]Earth is actually Unicron[/spoiler]
No, John. You are the transformers!

>>84016297
That's so fucking retarded.

>>84016297
Why do humans keep trusting Megatron?

>>84016297
How lewd is it?

>>84017541
When have they ever trusted Megatron?

>>84017564
Not very.

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>>84017117
I like this, actually.
>everyone thinks Unicron is the planet that appears in the trailers
>it's actually Quintessa
>Earth was Unicron all along

>>84016297
Still less retarded than Covenant

Sounds better than most other shit releasing this summer. I'll probably watch it, maybe even more than once if Geewunners get pissed off enough at it

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Random tidbits of information.

Nicola Peltz returns as Tessa in the form of pictures and a voicemail and is referenced throughout the movie.

John Turturro has a cameo as Simmons. Apparently he placed himself in Witness Protection Program after the Autobots were branded outlaws.

Tyrese Gibson's return as Epps was announced but apparently all of his scenes were cut.

Stanley Tucci returns but not as Joshua. He plays Merlin in the prologue.

Izzy fixes Bumblebee's voice box, but he can't speak with his regular voice until the fight with Optimus. Hearing Bumblebee's voice is what breaks Optimus out of his trance.

Hot Rod is Bumblebee's best friend and they've been on Earth since the 1940's. Hot Rod speaks with a French accent, which he hates, but is unable to change.

None of the Autobots die except for Izzy's friend Canopy. All of the Decepticons die except for Megatron and (maybe) Barricade. However, this time all the Decepticons get to speak.

No references to Sideswipe and Dino, but Topspin and Wheelie make cameo appearances, apparently.

Quintessa is not the Transformers' creator and is referred as being "the Prime Lifegiver".

The Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, the three-headed dragon, which Optimus rides into battle against the Infernicons. Grimlock and Slug are also the only returning Dinobots.

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>>84018083
>The Cybertronian Knights combine to form Dragonstorm, the three-headed dragon, which Optimus rides into battle against the Infernicons.
looks like baykino is back on the menu boys

>>84018083
>Dragonstorm, the three-headed dragon

All is forgiven.

>>84018083
Hmm sounds like it could be Robotkino

>>84018083
>autobots combining into a three headed dragon
Im intrigued

>>84018083
>his sister Quintessa prime life giver

what did they mean by this

>>84018083
>Stanley Tucci returns but not as Joshua. He plays Merlin in the prologue.
>Hot Rod speaks with a French accent, which he hates, but is unable to change.
>Topspin and Wheelie make cameo appearances, apparently.
no 3-headed dragon will get me to sit thru this shit

What is wrong with Michael Bay? I honestly do no understand. Without sounding like a mad genwunner, it's like, why aren't you just retracing the original story? this dark side of the moon, fallen knights thing is just boring bullshit given the rest of the films story/premises. and Optimus going "evil" for part of the movie... it's like I don't care. why not just have optimus be a good goy the entire film? it makes no difference, just a ham fisted twist, along with "earth was unicron all along" like just ugh. SO how is humanity going to live when the entire planet transforms? just fuck off.

>be human
>planet transforms
>entire human race dead

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>>84018083
>tessa

who?

>>84016297
Who the hell cares about this franchise?

>>84019166
Michael Bay is a director by hire who will just shoot what's on the script without asking too many questions in a competent way, he wasn't responsible for any of the scripts for the transformers movies. His personal projects, though nothing outstanding, are usually much better

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>>84016297
>Marky Mark is the last descendant of King Arthur

>pulls excalibur from stone

FUCKING VIETNAM SHITS

>>84019166
>Why not just have optimus be the good guy, it makes no difference

Them trying to bring Optimus back is literally the main plot of the movie

>ugh
>>Tumblr

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>>84019311
>not idris elba

>>84019207
Katara from the Last airbender movie.

>>84019207
That blonde who was Mark's daughter in age of extinction.

>>84019246
Everyone. Even the people who claim to hate it still always end up watching them

>>84016297

remember when this was an innocent franchise about an awkward teenager that hooks up with a girl out his league with the backdrop being robots that could turn into cars

>earth is actually Unicron
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.
We just got Bay'd.

>>84019534
Its from one of the Transformers cartoons, can't blame Bay for that.

>>84019555
Oh right that was a thing.

>>84019534
Bay isn't the first one to do it. Stop blaming him for every fucking little thing that's different from your cartoon

I've been waiting for live action Unicron ever since I heard Transformers was getting a live action adaptation when I was like twelve.

I'm just happy that Unicron is finally in the live action universe in any form. If I get Primus I will be able to die happy.

>>84019595
Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

>>84019675
Why don't you just stop pretending your G1 shit was any good?

>>84019311
>last descendant of britbong's most famous hero is a burger from the middle nowhere

>>84019675
i'm a huge transformers fan and g1 is literally comparable to modern day marvel in terms of scriptwriting. bay is probably the only director who could pull these shitty scripts off and you should be thankful for him. his movies are the only reason transformers are still sold in stores. non-bayformers are a single digit percentage of sales.

>>84019797
This is undeniably true

>>84017055
Quality?

>>84016297
>Quintessa
>sister

You didn't even fucking try.

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I'm really glad I never got into Transformers as a kid, despite having maybe 4 transformer toys

one, they rarely had the robots transform into rare cool vehicles which I liked, like trains or space shuttles

two, the robot designs were always meh looking

three, despite what I said above, the original designs are a thousand times better than whoever designed the Bay film robots

four, I only saw the first three films and holy shit the plots were convoluted as fuck, I can't imagine how much more messed up they have gotten at this point

and five, I have tried several times in my head to think up a plot for a transformers movie in my head which actually would be good, but I just can't, the series was made intentionally to just sell toys and the idea of making an interesting story of space robots that morph into cars as some serious sci-fi is something I just don't think is possible

>>84019885
It's more like she's the movies version of Quintus Prime, one of the Thirteen, and Optimus is one of the Thirteen

Think we'll ever get a movie with Optimus Primal?

>>84016297
>Earth is actually Unicton
Literally the S1 finale to Prime.
That shit's cash tho, so I'll let it slide.
>>84017117
Unicron settled down and the Earth formed around him.

>>84017627
Do we get ANY sexy shots of Izzy?

>>84020040
Go away pedophile

>>84019909
i grew up in the 90s and the later cartoons/toys were much more important to me than their first serious cartoon. it's a cheesy enjoyable cartoon with little storyline.

the toys make great collectibles though. while hasbro/takara push generic stuff they can repaint, it funds the release of special models fans love since their cartoons have completely failed.

to be honest, the only story they could reasonably rewrite to the big screen would be GI joe/transformers crossover. a legitimate brand crossover, not just generic military

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>>84020062
No

>Marky Mark is the descendant of King Arthur
Based Bay does it again

>>84020062
Go away Reddit

>>84016297
>Quintessa
Sounds like a nigress name

>>84019909
beast wars

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>>84020105
NO

>>84019311
BARBARIAN FUCKING SHITS

>>84020160
Sounds gay.

>>84019737
BRITBONGISTAN FUCKING SHITS

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>>84020204

>>84020105
is that her? my dick is unzipping if it is

>>84019311
SAXON FUCKING SHITS

>>84019311
Wouldn't his daughter be the last descendant of King Arthur though?

>>84020258
It's her. She is tight... TIGHT!

>>84020283
*Last man

>>84020345
Kinda' problematic tbqehwyfgoasbwf

>>84017564
her running slow isn't lewd enough?
imagine all the takes bay did just for that one scene.
i bet he had her change different types of bras between takes to see which one offered the best titty bounce

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>>84020105

>optimus and crew save earth from some ancient weapon
>manlet 2 and not-meganfox provide human drama
>megatron escapes. again.

why do you watch this?

>>84020422
to see optimus do some violent shit

>>84016297
I'm gonna have to smoke a FUCKton before I see this.

>>84020422
>Why do you watch this?

>It's entertaining
>Good soundtracks
>Great effects
>Punished Optimus

>>84017117
It was a Transformers Prime thing. The idea is that he fell asleep, then was asleep for so long Earth formed around him and life happened.

He woke up and was fucking pissed. Unicron basically considers life existing as a personal insult to him and dedicated himself to destroying all life in the multiverse.

>>84020712
so can he transform with all that earth crust around him? also how does he not melt with all that magma and volcano shit

>>84020767
Unicron is pretty tough, I wouldn't be surprised if he just didn't give a shit about the magma. As far as power levels go, Unicron is near literal god-tier, with his only real weakness being the creations of his opposite.

He didn't transform in prime, though I think it was less he couldn't, and more he was just half-asleep and not really mobile quite yet. Not that he needed to. He could control the earth itself like an extension of his body, so he was more than capable of smacking the shit out of the Autobots and Decepticons alike without needing to.

https://youtu.be/o0kGZOXLBmQ?t=33

>>84020283
Not if he got cucked

>>84020881
oh ok i grew up with the original transformers and the cartoon movie. never got into the reboot stuff. i perfer the original unicron desu

>>84020976
To be fair, that was the only time the "Unicron is Earth" thing was a....well, thing. That and now Micheal Bayformers are the only two times that happened.

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>>84020283
Yes and she fits the role much better than Marky Mark tbqhwy

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>>84016297
>>84018083

>>84018083
So why is that Shia never came back to the Transformers series?

>>84021914
He didn't want to.

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>the first movie is ten years old

>>84018083
>Hearing Bumblebee's voice is what breaks Optimus out of his trance
Sounds kino. But I just know the rest will look fucking retarded on screen besides Dragonstorm

>>84022592
what will Bee say to Prime to break him out of his trance?

>>84022699
"Your balls are showing"

>>84022699
bay weep grana weep nini bon

>>84022699
I read somewhere it's "Earth is still worth saving."

>>84019675
>>84019797
Fuccboi got told.

>>84018083
>No references to Sideswipe and Dino
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84022699
something like "it's me, your friend bumblebee" and then optimus says "oh bumblee, i remember you, i'm free from my trance now"

>>84018083
>Tyrese Gibson's return as Epps was announced but apparently all of his scenes were cut.
>Stanley Tucci returns but not as Joshua. He plays Merlin in the prologue.
>
These are annoying decisions. Have they hinted at what happened to Sam Witwicky yet?

>>84017117
Wait does everyone on earth die when Unicron awakens?

How does that work?

Sounds good.

Sounds epic as fuck

ROBO KINO IS ALIVE

"Capitalism breeds innova-"
>>84016297

>>84016297
>Quintessa
Is that from some other version? Name sounds ghetto as hell

>>84023960
He's dead jim

>>84022699
>SAVE. MARKY MARK.
>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

>>84025564
music starts to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO9909uexu8

>>84025564
Kek

I enjoyed the movie but the story is a little weak.
I give it 7/10.
1 is the best one
5 is pretty good
3 is decent
4 is ok but not so good
2 is awful
Now,please someone shoot Michael Bay and Lorenzo di Bonaventura(the guy who said that the human element is more interesting and to combine two stories into one!). Travis Knight,If you read this:
Please! Direct TF6 too! And not only the Bee movie!

>>84026023
>Direct TF6 too
Sure

>>84026023
How was the action? The OST?

>>84021014
bayformers is unironically better than Prime by virtues of being shorter, more digestible and less pretentious
Prime is the worst transformers show by far, even the cartoon network one was better due to being quite well written even though the designs were ugly and nobody bought the toys

Earth is a colossal chaos robot

So, either it transforms, and destroys everything, or stays as it is. I think they have written themselves into a corner with this character. I guess it could shit-talk the other robots for the next few movies though.

>>84019495
Hehe yeah

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Can someone kind of TLDR what happened after the first movie?
I heard there was a shitstorm with Megan Fox, and that the movies are BADDDD, but I never went past the first despite being a Transformer enthusiast because I didn't liked the spikes in everything design

>>84027647
Just watch TLK. The rest are pretty bad,only DOTM is decent.
TF1 is good
TF3 is decent
TF5 is pretty good.

>>84026387
The action was alright. The OST was the best,they reused the autobots arrive from the first movie song.

>>84027208
next movie everyone finds out earth is a huge transformer named galvatron. massive fart jokes throughout the movie

>>84027992
i meant unicron

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How much Dinobots are in this?

>>84026023
how did bumblebee reassemble himself?

>>84017637
Let's talk about scale here. Moon vs Cybertron. Moon is smaller than earth, and on earth we have 7.x billion people and don't take up all landmass.

Cybertron is populated by massive robots.

How the fuck do they live on a planet that small?

>>84016297
>le ancient artifacts are actually le alien technology

oh for fuck sake

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>>84028360
>cute little dinosaur robots with different color of LED eyes
wtf I love transformers now

>>84016297
These are beginning to look like Dan Brown books.

> the Transformers helped King Arthur build Camelot

>>84022699
NO OPTIMUS!!!

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The girl is cute

>>84022699

>You're letting him kill Martha

>>84016297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4g0GzkRdQs

>>84027647
>>84027898
DOTM is the most underrated KINO of our generation.

>>84020466
>paying corporation to sit through 3 hours of shit to watch a few scenes that will be on youtube 2 months after the movie releases

>>84018083
>the repairbot autobot cant fix bumblebees voice, but some shitskin teenage girl can

hol up where the fuck is megan fox ? wasnt she in this ?

also hearing bumble bee speak might actually save this movie

>>84031639
>hearing bumblee speak
its just going to be kevin hart going "nooo optimus, dont"

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>>84031667

So the transformers keep coming here because EARTH IS UNICRON? That means that The Fallen,Sentinel Prime and Megatron were good guys?
So,The Primes come to Earth with the Sun Harvester and then they diwcover that Earth is Unicron,The Fallen wants to awaken him and they stop him.
Years later on Cybertron The Allspark creates the Knights to protect the planet because there are no more Primes,then it comes Quintessa Prime with the Quintessons who tell them that they are their Creators. They enslave them and The Knights start a rebellion were they steal a Quintesson weapon,the Quints escape and the knight crash on earth in medieval times.
Optimus sends the allspark in space and the allspark is atracted by Unicron,the same goes for Megatron( but first he makes a plan with Sentinel Prime to restore Cybertron after the War using the pilars in case if the allspark plan fails). Sentinal Prime meets Quintessa and changes his mind to awaken Unicron. I will try better,what do you guys think?

>>84031971
Good job,it makes more sense than the films.
Now it makes me think that he made some good mistakes to make some characters evil.

>>84031971
you just said a lot of shit that i have no idea what you said.

>>84032014
>you just said a lot of shit that i have no idea what you said.
The Transformers movies in a nutshell.
IDW will have a lot of time to make sense with the new continuity.

>>84022699
"Earth is for everyone, without borders"
With Barack Obama's voice.

>>84018704
>>84018723
>>84018890
>one shitty sequence and you cocksuckers melt

Sad.

Based Bay.

>>84018083
So what happens to Barricade? Is it not shown whether he survives or not?

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>>84031971
>Mfw the Transformers films were actually kino this whole time

what linkin park song is in this one

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>>84016297
>Earth is Unicron
>Optimus doesn't die
>Bumbleshit doesn't die
>None of human characters die

Am I the only one who read the part about transformers building camelot and mark wahlberg being the last descendent of king arthur? That's honestly way funnier to me than the whole planet is a transformer thing

>>84034006
>yfw it's what I've done to pay tribute to the 10 year anniversary of the movies

>>84033959
True

>>84033827
He just disappeared in the final battle like he always does. Megatron escaped and Quintessa too.
So Barri,Meg and Quinnie are alive.

>>84031971
This makes some sense

>>84034150
It's Torches by X Ambasadors.

>>84034012
No autobots die
Megatron,Quintess

>>84034190
A and Barricade survive

>>84019909
> I have tried several times in my head to think up a plot for a transformers movie in my head which actually would be good, but I just can't, the series was made intentionally to just sell toys and the idea of making an interesting story of space robots that morph into cars as some serious sci-fi is something I just don't think is possible

an origin movie focusing on the rise of power of Megatron and Prime and the early days of the war is the only truly acceptable answer to this, but it will never come to pass because studios refuse to go all in and make a soley CGI transformers movie and most importantly of all it would have no big actor names attached which studios believe are essentially to attracting audiences

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>>84034190

>3-headed robot dragon
>Imagine Dragons isn't playing Linkin Park again

>>84034150

>yfw Linkin Park is dadrock now

>>84031072
The entire straight hour in Chicago is fucking incredible

>>84034409
Tell me about how "kino" BvS is you simpleton

>MEGATRON WILL BE THE GOOD GUY THIS TIME!
Decepticons BTFO as usual

Who is unicorn again? He's a transforming planet that wanted to eat earth right?

>>84034409
>the only times humans are actually useful vs giant robots
>Optimus crashing and slicing his way through Decepticon shits until he gets to shock wave and literally punches the fucker to death because he's out of ammo and weapons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqlqP3gkC1A

>>84034238
They are making a CGI transformers film taking place on Cybertron my man

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>>84034683
don't fucking toy with my emotions, link me that shit, that storyline actually has the potential to be kino if they go with Optimus and Megatron started off as basically blood brothers but then chose to walk different paths

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>>84034659
>Optimus rides the three headed dragon to fight Megatron and the infernicons

That scene's gonna be as good as this was

>>84034659
I forgot how cool the Ferrari autobot was. What the fuck happened to him in the next movie. Instead we got a samurai gook who for some reason isn't an cool as fuck import but a bugatti

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>>84034659

>shockwave getting rekt by humans and a parachute
>optimus comes in a steals kill
>gets last kill to activate kill streak bonus
>360 no scopes sentinel's pillar
>sentinel's face when

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>>84018083

>Stanley Tucci returns but not as Joshua. He plays Merlin in the prologue.

wtf

>tyreses scenes were cut

I swear he was in the trailer

>>84034897
I think he was voiced by the son of the current owner of Ferrari and they couldn't get him back so they just moved on

in movie explanation is the human mercs killed him

>Cybertronian device of great power that only Cade can retrieve because he's the last descendant of King Arthur.

Fuck this

>>84035144
>Couldn't get him back

The dude died

>>84030194
They can live on the inside from the looks of it.
Volume over surface area

>>84035210

>In a time when brits and america both allow blacks to be all over arthurian stories, besides the moorish one that is in tale itself
>problem with a brit descendant being a descendant of arthur

>wat

>>84028634

it's not explained

>>84020160
>Beast Wars
Written and Directed by Terrence Malick

Transformers is dumb.

>>84035585
And?

>>84035467
>brit descendant

he's from fucking Boston, he's fucking Irish, this is the greatest insult to brits of all

>>84035638
Nothing else. Just that.

>>84035646
Who cares it's a fucking movie

>>84016297
how does the time traveling play into all of this though?

>>84034659
>YOU DIE
>GIVE ME YOUR FACE
I thought optimus was supposed to be an hero of justice for the kids or something. Jesus christ.

>>84016297
> Marky Mark is the plot device.....what.

>>84036291
This is punished Optimus anon. Unlike past iterations he has an actual character arc

>>84023226
BUMBLEBEE TUNA!

>>84034751
It's true.

They're also doing a live-action movie set in Ancient Rome.

>>84016297
Why is Lennox hunting Autobots again?
Why would Lennox even LET Megatron help given past events?
How is Megatron still alive even?
>Why is Cade still a character?
>Is Izzy as annoying as she is in the trailers?


But holy fuck does that post credit scene sound awesome.

>>84037137
>Why is Lennox hunting Autobots again?
he's a soldier following orders
>Why would Lennox even LET Megatron help given past events?
see above, but he has extreme reservations
>how is Megatron still alive even
got reincarnated as Galvatron in the last movie, about the only thing of actual worth from that shitshow

>>84024705
Elaborate onthis, they confirm it? How?

>>84036291
>>84036359
I was okay with Optimus being brutal. I figured it was just Bay's take on him. Whatever.

Optimus thanking Megatron for saving his life by ripping his spine out, on the other hand, not so much.

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>in the third movie Optimus lets Chicago get nuked because he's mad that the humans didn't tell him about a crashed ship on the moon

Don't you think you could have mention, at some point in the last 15 years that the Auto-bums have been on earth, that our planet was literally one of your demi-gods?

>>84037315
no, he let that happen because humans asked him and the autobots to leave the planet

>>84037276
Would you accept someones truce who beat the shit out of you before and ripped your friend in half, then backstabbed you another time, essentially killing you. Oh and it turns out this same guy made a deal with your mentor to betray you and what friends you have left, which got two more friends killed in the process

>>84037383
Would you immediately try to rip the spine out of someone you hated right after he just saved your life? This the kind of behaviour reserved only for the cheesiest villains moments before they die.

And I like how you use "backstab" knowing there's a connotation of betrayal here -- there is none. Megatron merely attacked Optimus from behind, in the middle of a fight, which is a perfectly fair thing to do when you're already at war, as is every single other thing you've mentioned, dirty and brutal as it may be.

>>84037890
I said backstab because he literally stabbed Optimus in the back like a little bitch.

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>>84016297
>Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg)

>>84017443
Why do geewunners demand that the designs look like the ones from the cartoons?

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>>84016297
>the Transformers helped King Arthur build Camelot and that Merlin's staff is a Cybertronian device of great power that only Cade can retrieve because he's the last descendant of King Arthur.

Stopped watching after the first one. wtf happened?

>another Transformers
>another ridiculous waste of the original concepts
>OH PLEASE MICHAEL BAY WILL YOU JUST FUCKING GET OVER IT ALREADY

>>84037890
>trusting a guy that is the leader of the DECEPTICON

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>>84016297
Does Hopkins get what he deserves?

metal spastically twitches and twists around at a million miles per hour. ominous music plays on the soundtrack. explosions in the background with debris flying everywhere. marky mark runs around. repeat for 2 hours 20 minutes.roll credits.

>>84038128
every time

>>84038128
I never got to touch a girl like that in my life.

>>84016297
>In a post-credits scene, Quintessa reveals that Earth is actually Unicron and Cybertron's complete destruction has awakened him.

Man geologists must be pretty retarded in the Transformers universe to think the Earth is layers of crust on top of magma over a dense iron core when it seems like it's be pretty obvious that you're on a giant mechanical sphere just below the surface.

>>84038128
>casually lulling qts into compliant cuddling
based Tony

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>>84038340
Shut your fucking face science fag

Quintessa pretends to be the Creator but the Knights told Prime that she can seduce everyone.
She has plans. So,Quintessa,Megatron and Barricade are alive. Unicron is the main badie in TF6. Liege Maximo when?

How many dogs humping has Unicron had to see in his lifetime?

>>84038041
Not to seem like a genwunner but wtf is that. Sounds like they heard of that King Arthur movie that came out a couple of months back midproduction and decided to throw that in there to try and benefit somehow from it. But the King Arthur aspect sounds fucking ridiculous beyond belief.

I was to forgot,Unicron has not two,not three but six horns that grow 3 meters every day! He has a robot mode too.

>>84018083
How do the decepticons die?

>>84038618
Onslaught is killed by Drift and Crosshairs,Mohawk and Nitro Zeus by Bee. But hey! Atleast they get some character development!

>>84038584
>oh fuck, mega-hitler has been resurrected
>we need to find help to defeat him
>let's give some mice a couple of swords

what the fuck were the autobots thinking?

I grew up on the original Transformers so all this gay shit is just stupid as fuck. The newer animations of transformers all looked and were ass. Glad I missed out on them.

>>84038655
Is it true there's a scene where Megatron finds Starscreams remains?

>>84038655
How's the fight between Optimus and Megatron?

>>84038777
He finds his head.

>>84038924
Good.

>>84038741
I hate having to log in for these kinds of comments. Movies are not supposed to hold your hand. The whole point is to have the audience use their brain to piece things together.

>>84039002
Does Barricade do/say much?

>>84039123
He is great,but just dissapears at the end without any explanation.

>>84037890
>right after he just saved your life?
Pretty sure he was just throwing a fit over Sentinel. It's not like it was an act of good will; "this is my planet!" isn't consoling. He even clarifies to Optimus he wants to be in charge before Optimus kills him.

Optimus is weirdly brutal, and it's a very jarring scene in terms of pacing, but I don't know why people pretend Megatron had a complete change of heart.

>>84038128
you just KNOW

>>84021914
bumblebee grew tired of sam's whining and stepped on him
it was classified an accident

>>84039196
Fair enough. No more questions.

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am I the only one who needs such a great amount of disbelief to actually enjoy this?

Medieval autobots, lol, wtf. Where are the roman ones at?
Girl inventor? lmao, dream on.
Robots with gender? KEK, sure, so where are the baby robots?

Earth is unicron? LAZY writing!

>>84017055
no Bay? so no cool crazy explosions? yeah, then this film is a goner

Interesting:
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-completely-bananas-history-of-transformers-on-earth-1796111467


Yeah,we are going to get a TF in Rome where Jesus was a Pretender and used his technology to make miracles,Mother Mary was Quintessa,and...Leonardo Da Vinci was a Pretender too,maybe other historic character too.
Don't forget to watch Transformers of Nazareth!
So:TF1-2007
TF2-2009
TF3-2011
TF4-2014
TF5-2017
TF Bumblebee-2018
TF6-2019
TF Cybertron-2020
TFs in Rome-2021
TF7-2022
TF8-2023
TF Beast Wars-2024
TF/G.I.Joe Reboot Crossover-2025

>>84039361
>Where are the roman ones at?

Transformers 6. Look it up.

>>84039361
I think you have autism

>>84039416
Nope.TF6 is about Unicron and Quintessa. No Marky Mark and Michael Bay. But don't be afraid we have Lorenzo di Bonaventura who said that the human element is better. TFs in Rome is it's own movie,maybe they bring Predacons in that one and Jesus.

>>84039398
>
Yeah,we are going to get a TF in Rome where Jesus was a Pretender and used his technology to make miracles,Mother Mary was Quintessa,and...Leonardo Da Vinci was a Pretender too,maybe other historic character too.
Don't forget to watch Transformers of Nazareth!
Hahahahahahahaha

Michael Bay is making a Live Action Digimon movie and Street Sharks because he is done with Transformers for good! And a Power Rangers reboot too! Maybe G.I.Joe!

There is a Submarine Transformer in the movie,is like RID Sharkticon!

>>84039677
So,The Last Knight is TF Prime,RID(2015),G1( Dark Awakening,A Transformer at King's Arthur court,Quintessons),more alligned continuity stuff and Ancient Aliens with WWII?

>>84039361
>Robots with gender? KEK, sure, so where are the baby robots?
Nigger learn the difference between Gender and Sex. Please. I get that it's fun to be triggered but the academic difference between the 2 has been well established for almost a century.

Gender isn't biological. It makes just as much sense for robots to act like men as it does for them to act like women.

>>84018083
This sounds interesting

>>84016297

>megatron

What? Hasn't he died like 4 times now?

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>Cade can retrieve because he's the last descendant of King Arthur.

what? how does that even make sense? surely his daughter would be a descendant too

>>84039863
He technically died twice

>>84039940
Tessa isn't 'his' daughter

>>84039979
the girl from the forth movie?

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>>84020105

>15 years old

Jesus christ these evil thoughts

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>>84039480

>the human element is better

>the human element
>in a movie about giant fighting robots

>>84040109
I actually like more the humans than the robots. I just want them to kick more robot ass.

>>84039999
Yeah

I thought Optimas was the last of the primes?
but now he has a sister

>>84039979
Do you really want to rest the fate of the world on the hands of a bratty teenage girl?

>>84040230
What the fuck

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>Cade Yeager

Goddamn it America, every time

Pretty sure the London premiere is happening right now, we will know in a few hours if it's Robotkino or not

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This bitch is even more annoying than the Megan Fox one

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>>84038128
>Hopkins acquiring a new pet
>Michael Bay getting manspreaded by some random black dude
>Marky Mark spacing out drinking listening to some chick drinking Wine through a straw

This is a good webm

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>>84040871
Dear Quintessa!

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Would you?

It's messy, nauseating, has to many characters and plot is overly complicated.

TF1>DOTM>TLK>ROTF>AOE
Please someone! Kill Michael,Lorenzo and Spielberg so the franchise will be saved! (Btw,Spielberg loved RotF Devastator,no kidding).

>>84041010
>plot is over complicated

this is a retarded fucking complaint for a movie to have, if you can't follow a movie's plot just admit it, don't blame a movie for being too smart for you

>>84041001
Yeah. I want to prime her quint...

>>84039803
What you described is gender roles, not gender. Society still has a long way from figuring this shit out.

>>84041010
You merely adopted the Bayverse Mr.Prime.
I was born into it!

>>84041345
You think you were born! You were built! And they (she) want (s) you back.

>>84041380
Lockdown please. I feel like is 2007 again.

>>84041209
>What you described is gender roles, not gender.
Same fucking thing dawg. Gender is the cultural understanding of masculine/feminine and we're talking about goddamn robots. They're all playing gender roles.

And society doesn't really have that far to go in terms of figuring out what the words "sex" and "gender" mean. The biological versus cultural dichotomy has been established academically since the 40s.

Megatron: \"tell me Barricade, when you and the other decepticons followed me to earth looking for the allspark, was Starscream ACTUALLY searching for me or was he searching for the allspark?\"

Barricade: \"he was searching for the allspark sir\"

Megatron: *holds starscreams head*

This is how I picture Megatron holding Starscreams head.

>>84041010
>Plot is overly complicated

What are you, a simpleton?

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>>84039398
>Tf Beast wars- 2024
Oh i swear to god if he touches beast wars..

>People complain that the movies have no plot
>People complain that the plot is simple
>Now they have a complicated plot
>They still complain
Make your mind humans!
Enjoy your shitty superhero and starwars shit.

>>84016297

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>>84041523
Don't be afraid,Jar Jar Abrams and Zack Snicker are coming to rape TF too. Save us Travis Knight! Your our last hope!

>>84041599
They shouldn't have killed you off, you were a good villain

>>84039803
That's the revisionist version gender by people like John Money. The literal version is just the grammatical constructs used to differentiate between the sexes. It's purely a linguistic thing.

>>84041672
>Travis knight

He's made one movie and it was mediocre. That's it

>>84041599
>Now they have a complicated plot
you spelled retarded wrong

what's wrong with cade yeager as a name?

>>84041677
Thank you. I have something that most villains don't have nowadays. Maybe I will get a Spin Off film too like Bumblebee.

>>84041718
You Disney sucker.

>>84041729
He didn't say "retarded" why so angry anon?

280 replies,this is the longest thread /TV/?

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>>84016297
Every film, I tell myself that things cannot possibly get any dumber, but Transformers always finds a way.

>>84041717
Yeah it was a linguistic thing to save the word sex. When you go to the DMV, they don't ask your gender. The vet determines the sex of an animal, not the gender. Female apes don't wear lipstick.

There has to different concepts to describe biological sex and to describe all the idiot human normative behavior that developed around sex.

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KINO

>>84041001
Optimus... all I ever wanted... was the survival of our race... You must see why I had to betray you...

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>>84042156
NO...OPTIMUS!!!

>>84042156
Michael Bay made a good mistake.
So:
>There was one being who splitted in two(Primus and Unicron)
>They had a big fight wich led to Unicron drifting in
space
>Primus became Cybertron and created the Allspark
>He created 7 Primes and an 8th one who was called Quintessa Prime
>She betrayed them and was never seen
>The Allspark needed energon to survive so he created the seekers to found sun's to destroy
>The Primes used the sun harvesters to create energon
>In that time Quintessa created bio-mechanical life called the Quintessons and started to cyberfom planets using the seeds wich led to dinosaurs extinction
>The Primes come to earth and found that Earth is Unicron and want to destroy it but then they found that there is life
>The Fallen doesn't give a shit and activates the Harvester
>The Primes stop him and take the Matrix
Part2 soon. What do you think?

>>84017443

Beast Wars babbies, for starters.

>>84030194
they could be as big as mountains and still have plenty of space...

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>>84042156
>>84042349

>>84042438
Part2:
>On Cybertron,The Allspark isn't protected
>Quintessa comes with her army
>The Allspark creates the knights to protect it
>Quintessons brainwash them and the cybertronians
>They make them believe that they are their creators
>The Knights start revolution
>The Quintessons escape
>The knights steal an Quintessons weapon and crash on Earth in Medieval times
>An alliance is made
>The TFs help them in different times and humans keep the secret
>The Transformers are just myths and legends
>On Cybertron Optimusnlaunches the Allspark
>The Allspark comes to Earth because of Unicron
>Megatron makes an alliance with Sentinel( He and Optimus were old knights but brainwashed)
>Megatron goes to Earth but gets freezed
>WWII Bumblebee comes to Earth into a mission,he meets Hot Rod who has a secret about this alliance to keep it secret even from Optimus
Part3 soon...

>>84042656
Oh man I hope Optimus fucks up some shit in this new one

>sister
How even do you have a sister when you're a Transformer. I mean do they mate and have DNA or what?

>>84042670
>Starscream comes to Earth with Barricade,Soundwave and Shockwave
>WWII fights
>Decepticons ally with Nazis
>War is over
>Soundwave corupts NASA or what happened
>Humans are not going to the moon anymore
>The Decepticons get the pillars and send them to the Fallen on Nemesis
>80s Bumblebee is doin somethin and meets a human girl who is mechanic after school(TF Universe:Bumblebee-2018,directed by Travis Knight)
>The rest I think is easy

>>84041463
Gender roles is the expectactions placed on an individual based on their sex/gender. So no, gender and gender roles aren't the same thing, but gender and sex aren't that different, if not the same.

I'm all for people living in any fashion they wish and challenging society's gender roles, but don't lie about your gender. You can't change your gender, but you can change the way society views gender.

Claiming the be another gender to fit roles/expectations is taking the easy way out.

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>>84039361
There is a Transformers spin-off, that will takes place in roman era.

>>84042438
>>84042670
>>84042818
Pretty good. It makes some sense. See people! You just need imagination! Use your brain and make the connections!

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>>84042835
>when you join a Transformers thread and it's polluted by retarded /pol/shit

>>84042438
>>84042670
>>84042818
So it's mostly Alligned continuity with some stuff added on.

>>84042438
>>84042670
>>84042818
>>84042156
This makes the movies actually smart? Wow.

>>84042881
>when you could have been the bigger man you always pretend to be but take the bait anyway because let's face it you were overestimating yourself to begin with

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>>84016297
>Quintessa reveals that Earth is actually Unicron

That's all well and good but who'll be playing him?

>>84042881
That's not even /pol/ shit (even they would probably agree with myou concepts), but this is how the world actually is.

I'm a free thinker with the right ideas. If only people weren't so far into the abyss they would see the light, the truth. I hold the answers.

>>84043013
no u faggit

>>84042438
>>84042670
>>84042818
Why nobody talks about this? This ties all the movies together!

>>84043195
Wow,thank you. I was bored so I started that,If I was drunk I could've make it better.

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>>84042670
Except Allspark arriving Earth and Megatron crashlanding happened 10,000 BC
Which means those Cybertronian knights arrived much later and lore makes no fucking sense.

Bumblebee actually arrived on Earth around 2003, there literally video of him on Mars that secret agency discovered back in the first movie.

>>84042438
>>84042670
>>84042818

Someone make a screencap of these put together

>>84034238
I would imagine a film set on Cybertron would be batshit crazy expensive. The first movie was fine, where it focused a lot on the humor and novelty of the concept. There have also been fine storylines in the animated series (esp. Armada) and the comic books.

>>84043471
>I would imagine a film set on Cybertron would be batshit crazy expensive.
Why would use assume that? It's not like there'd be any practical effects.

>tfw I just noticed the previous one grossed over a billion dollars
>probably not even including the massive amounts of money reaped in toy sales
WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THESE MOVIES

>>84043525
It would be like a Pixar film where everything is CGI, except with the extreme amount of detail of this Transformers' franchise "realistic" cgi.

>>84041001
first movie
megatron gave birth...

>>84043666
Literally everyone watches them

>>84043917
nobody I know

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>>84035646
>Basing a fictional character off of his actors heritage

Didn't Barricade die here?
https://youtu.be/8jAnY5vfsv8

>>84044712
Megatron also died in TF3, anon.
He was Galvatron (Megatron's mind in a new body) last movie