This Is What Superheroes Would Look Like With Realistic Bodies

>>84014820
Being a fat fuck isn't realistic

omg i know op, le sjw's and all that libtards etc etc, great stuff #wow let the circlejerk commence

>>84014820
But no one wants realistic superheroes.

realistic = dumpier
I fucking hate liberals

>realistic = fat

no.

>>84014820
Why would a former gymnast look like that?

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>Realistic bodies

Gal Gadot is a REAL person who REALLY looks in shape.

No one wants """""""""""realism""""""""""""

>>84014859
>literally 'i hate sjws but aren't anti sjws just as bad? They always complain and they're racist sexist shitlords' poster

>>84014820

>Fat people having the stamina to run around fighting criminals

>>84014859
found the fatty

>this is how fantasy would look like if it was real
my hypothalamus is moving on its own

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>>84014820
>Realistic Bodies

>>84014820

Why do women settle for complacency and average things?

She get naked in that comic right

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Harley Quinn should be a chocolate goddess

>>84014820
Fatty without any form of exercise would be the only realistic shape?

>>84014852
>Being a fat fuck isn't realistic
With 66% of the US population overweight, yeah it kind of is realistic.

That fatties won dude, sheer numbers means they get to make the rules now.

I prefer right desu. I love chubbies.

>>84014820

But realistic athletic people actually do have bodies like that?

This shit made sense when it was like toothpick-thin women with no spine but now abs and skinnyfat bodies are unrealistic?

I like how SJW bitches act like no women are ever ripped up and totally in shape. As if every woman is pushing 2 bills..

>>84014912
DAMN GAL GODOT LOOK LIKE THAT?

>>84014820
>realistic
>fat
What did amerifats mean by this?

>>84015012
Because they're lazy as fuck. I work with mostly women and they look for ant opportunity to miss work, including getting knocked up or faking chronic illness. They also rather talk for hours rather than do any work.

>>84015028
i need this in my life

>>84014820
The Superman one makes sense. Think about it, how do you build muscle? Now... what the fuck is he working out with to give him that muscle? Is he bench pressing planets?

What else would you expect typical clickbait to

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>>84014820
now do the same for superman

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> links directly to click-bait propaganda websites

And people on here really think 4chan is unironically better the plebbit...

>>84014820
>this is what cartoons look like when you try to make them look realistic for some dumb reason

yes it does

>>84015101

>Lmao1planet

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a black human cyborg looks totally realistic now

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>>84015095
I hope you're talking about Harley being black and not just focusing on that cosplayer's gigantic bottom.

>>84015044
>america
>realistic

lmao

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>>84015107
Did you not read the article? It's literally the second one.

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>>84015107

>>84015107
jesus christ why is his S so big?

>>84015313
no of course i dont want to give them any more clicks

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Are blue eyes no longer realistic?

>>84015313
I'm pretty sure there have already been renditions of Superman with that type of body.

>>84014820
So the people behind this basically said "BECAUSE OF THE KEEDZ". I mean damn, when I was a kid I remember seeing Die hard for the first time and going on the elliptical and using it for like 2 hours because I wanted to be as strong as Bruce Willis. I know it didn't do that shit, but it motivated me anyways. Why make these kids be satisfied with laziness and shun self-improvement?

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>>84014912
>Squatting nopl8
>WOAH QUICK GET THE CAMERA EVERYONE HAS TO SEE THIS!

>>84014852
Both body types are realistic. As in, both exist in real life. You can go outside and find people who look like both.
It's just a poor choice of word by the writer. She should have written "this is what superheroes would look like if they were specifically designed to not hurt my fragile self-esteem".

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A realistic Harley Quinn

>>84015618
Why doesn't she paint her face white?

>>84014820

Real? Yeah real fat.

>>84015507
>"poor choice of words"
>implying it's not deliberate misrepresentation
>being this retarded
fuck... the bait, it was too strong...

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>>84014820
Well, technically most of these characters don't have realistic bodies (it's almost like they're fantasy cartoon drawings) but all of those "realistic" bodies are just chubby. What's the point of drawing them like this? For shits and giggles? Also the "realistic" Gamora drawing literally had a beer belly.

Out of all of those, the only ones that are actually 'realistic' were Superman (basically just looked like an illustrated Christopher Reeve version), Harley, Scarlet Witch, and Black Panther.

and in Black Panther's case they edited his body to look like fucking Kamala from WWF, because yeah racism is so positive.

>>84015489
That's a titanium bar with a stuffed crust, idiot.

>>84015705
>chubby
amerifats have such a twisted perspective on the human form that they think this shit is anything less than "obese"

>>84014820
>make everyone fat and ugly or else SJWs will be offended
makes me kek every time.

>>84015799
3/10. Tired meme retort.

>>84014820
>realistic is having a BMI above 35 while not being a low bodyfat bodybuilding outlier

>>84015705
>"realistic" bodies are just chubby
being around so many fat people has skewed our society's view of what chubby is, which was overweight. now we view having an overweight BMI as skinnyfat, obese BMI as chubby, and morbidly obese BMI as overweight

>>84014911
Because some fat deranged tumblrina drew her that way.

What's the point of trying to bring little bits of realism into a universe that's entirely fictitious? A more realistic Superman wouldn't be fatter, he wouldn't be able to fly.

>>84014912
I think they meant REAL MURRICANS

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>>84014820
I don't read comics for fat chicks.
I read them for skinny sluts who I would fuck in a nanosecond if they were real.

>>84015489
How much do you squat faggot?

i think its pretty sexism that guys dont want girls in their hobbies

>>84016199
Nobody cares, but do go on. I'm so interested in what you have to say.

>>84014820
Except no one wants to fucking see a superhero to look like a slob. In fact any superhero doing that much fucking work wouldn't look like a fatass. They would be ripped which is realistic.

How come these idiots don't get it

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T H I C C is a disease

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>>84014859
Whats it like being fat?

>>84016265
>my_gf_irl
Fuck you

>>84014820
i'd rather die than be saved by a fat superhero.

>having fit trained bodies is unrealistic
I don't get it. Do they expect unfit people to be heroes and villains? I mean besides the power users or technology ones.

Ffs I bet these movie watchers don't even know that Harley is a trained gymnastics athlete which is why she can even do the shit she does

>>84016429
Not THICC enough

>>84016199
BMI goes to shit if you put on very much muscle though. I know a kid who can ohp 90% of his bodyweight and run 10 miles easy and his bmi ranks him as overweight.

>>84016373
You don't see me reading their romance novels and bitch that the man isn't a fat, bald manlet who watches superhero movies and.
You don't see me write articles of how a realistic man would've compared to some 6'+ ripped Chad with long flowing hair.

>>84015341
Once they run out of ideas they try and heavily stylize everything

>>84015044
except super villains and super heroes move around alot not like you amerifat fucks that don't even walk more than 5km.
The reason they look so good is because they move around a lot and fight around a lot.

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>>84015171
lol why would a robot be fat?

>>84016512
the amount of body building outliers to BMI are negligible in the general population

There are attractive people, just less of them
They say realistic but they mean statistically average looking
Legitimate slippery slope Harrison Bergeron style situation
>I'm not attractive therefor nobody is allowed to have attractive idols, everyone must be brought down to my level, everything must be homogenised or I'll have a tantrum

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>>84016499

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>>84016662
THICCER

>>84016662
I'm on 22.5 bmi and I'm fat

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>>84016694

>>84015171
>metal flab

>>84014820
she actually looks hotter with a lil extra meat

How is this TV or film?

>>84015044
So it's what the average person looks like

What's your point? That isn't a good thing

>>84016843
Fat isn't meat you shit for brains

>>84016875
>not knowing what figures of speech are

you should get out of your basement more. human contact is necessary for a healthy mind

>>84014820
>Realistic bodies
It's like they think non chubby people don't exist

>>84016914
You don't seem to understand the point in people calling you out for fetishizing obesity. Stupid cunt.

>>84016875
>having autism

>>84015044
>realistic is eating so much you literally shorten your lifespan

reminder that 70% humans aren't overweight or obese despite obesity epidemics in first world nations

>>84015171
>>84015313
>>84015387
i notice they didnt make them any shorter...theyre all about calling out mens beauty standards while preserving their own

>>84014820

I lost my twitter account telling these people to kill themselves, how else can I subdue the rage?

>>84017017
Also note bulge isn't smaller and hairline is not receding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-x2e8cqu8

>>84017017
t. manlet

>>84014820
>"This Is What Lazy Super Heroes Would Look Like"

Fix'd.

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>they didn't make a more realistic version of faith

>Amerifats

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>realistic spiderman is just him in the midst of being killed by sandman

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>>84014820
>cyborg

>>84017170
Needledick

>>84014859
Literally what are you even doing here

>>84017100
maybe
maybe not
but wrong?
absolutely not

>>84015489
>squats no pl8
>has no ass
really made me think

>>84015028
the fuck is wrong with her face, did they do all her makeup in photoshop

>>84016265
I bet she listens to guns n roses constantly, just can't get enough

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Someone better tell alex

>>84014820
tweet them some pics of those con chicks
>unrealistic

>>84017377
Wtf her body is very unrealistic

>>84015705
fatties are always looking for excuses to justify their failure, at least when I was a fat piece of shit I was always real about it and never made up bullshit excuses

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>>84017424
extremely so

>>84017524
>not wearing the cap

Might as well stop cosplaying forever.

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>>84017524
>curves as opposed to being spherical
does she know she's setting a bad example for others with her unrealistic body?!

>>84017652
She's definitely a little fat though. Look at her face. It's slightly bloated.

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>>84017524
Her smile is so fucking creepy it's incredible and she genuinely looks like she has knee problems. Those hips are godlike though so she is forgiven.

>>84017524
my oh my that's one fat as fuck pussy

>>84017705
Some people just have fat faces. I know some guys who retain a double chin even when borderline malnourised, and one girl so fucking fat she's twice my weight at a head shorter but if you just saw her from the neck up you wouldn't be able to tell.

>>84017054
qft
>we fat so you like fat NOW
>fin

>>84014820

Why the fuck are they all fat? They shouldnt be super skinny, but they shouldnt be fat either. Cant you just make them normal sized?

>>84014820
...would Bane still be a big guy?

I live in the fittest city fittest province in Canada
Fuck fat people thinking that's realism
That's just lazy

>>84014820
thats funny seeing as we have real people with real bodies portraying them and theyre not fat lol

Archive link:
http://archive.is/TOh97

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>>84014820
Since when does realistic mean fat?
What happened to when you could make fun of fat people in the media?

>>84017524

>those hips

why can't I have life on easy mode?

>>84017345
so it's typical, your point?

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Who the fuck has a belly button like 2? I have never seen such a thing in real life or any movie or anywhere but if your belly button looks like 2 I would consult a doctor.

>>84015313
"dad superman" would be funny though.

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>>84018320
>Help I'm being robbed!
>Hello I'm being robbed, I'm Superdad.

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>>84016771
Underated post

>>84017524
>No hat
Trash

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>>84017100

What did you call me?

>>84018569
>it's joe rogan
top kek

>>84014820
>realistic bodies
>makes all of them fat
Did you mean: Americans?

>>84018645

>Did you mean: Americans?

That's what they said, realistic.

One thing to make the proportions less idealistic but all they did was make everyone fat

>>84014820
>Im a fat fuck, but it can't be my fault because I eat 2 mcdonalds salads every day at lunch, it must be society's problem

The way these people brush their insecurities under the carpet is just sad desu. If you're insecure about something, own up to it, and if you can, change it or at least minimize the impact it has on you.

>>84018569
manlet lowrising now!