Immersion breaking scenes

>>84014332
>Nerdy character explaining 3rd-grade science concepts
>"IN ENGLISH, DOC!"

>>84014332
t. virgin male, most likely in late 20s

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>Female character
>Doesn't spend the whole movie making insults disguised as compliments at all the women she thinks are prettier than her

>>84014503
t. toastie roastie

>main character doesnt have gyno

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>female character outperforms man

>female character who gets more than 2min screen time

>>84014332
>female protagonist

>>84014332
>the doctors are all black/women and not male/white/asian

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>>84014332
>This guy is the world's most elite hacker
>its a negro

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>>84014942
>Female character is new to the group
>Male is the best in the group and challenges the female
>The female wins

Every fucking time.
Or.
>Children's show
>"Hey girls are just as good as boys" or better
>females then proceed to kick the boys group ass in every contest

>>84014332
female character has more than 2 breasts

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>female character

>>84016144
What's some kino with no female cast?

>>84014503
t. virgin male, most likely in late 20s

>>84016204
t. virgin male, most likely in late 30s

>>84014332
>female character isnt a lecherous cunt
why

>>84016180
Lawrence of Arabia.

>boss/chief is black in every show

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>scene has a dead body in it
>you can see the actor breathing

>movie set in small town
>no one under the age of 40 is ugly

>male character meets female character
>they start talking, laughing, flirting
>they have rough violent sex that very night

No one does this irl right???

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>women exist

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>main character is in a government facility with military personnel
>looking at a giant blackboard with complex math on it
>gives it a fast look
>suggests the other scientists to change that number with that other number
>"wait, he might be onto something!"
>time travel is now possible

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>>84014332
>male character burps
>female burps louder

>>84019303
>male character spits
>female character swallows

>>84014394
>we have too much momentum to tu-
>IN ENGLISH, DOC
god I hate movies

>>84016180
2001 (almost)

>>84016180
Ironically, I think master and commander had an all male cast iirc

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>>84014745

>>84020402
why is that ironic?

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>>84016180
>kino with no female cast
redundant

>>84020609
Because it's the first film listed when someone mentions "films women will never understand". It's ironic that the meme actually has no women in it

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>female beats up a trained 300lb 7 foot henchman

>>84020706
that's fitting, not ironic

>>84020706
Ironic would be if it was an all female cast m8.

>>84020870
My bad, thanks

>>84014332
Obviously Jewish person refers to themselves as a christian. I'm not religious but I still find it irritating.

>>84020402
>>84020609
>>84020706
>>84020870
>>84020910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

I'm sure you think they were saying complicated stuff.

>>84021167
The first Christians were Jews.

>>84019718
>'we're going too fast to-'
>'in English, Doc!'

Flashbacks generally are super distracting. Even more so when it's in a series, not in a movie.

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>>84014332
HOL UP
LEMME SPLAIN SUMMIN 2 U STUPIT CRAKKKAS

>>84014332
>smart nerd character
>browses /tv/

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>character is gagged with a cloth stuffed in their mouth
>they dont just spit it out

>>84016180
You want a full list?
>The Thing
>They Live
>Reservoir Dogs
>Blade (I might be mistaken)
>Dr. Strangelove (mostly)
>Fullmetal Jacket (mostly)
>Clockwork Orange (mostly)

>>84016180
12 angry men
also this is one of the few movies which women can never understand.

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>>84016180

>>84021670
>"We-"
>FUCKING ENGLISH DOC!

>>84021167
Do you mean characters with yamakas on or stars of David? Or did you just mean characters with big noses and beards that you decided were Jewish because of those features?

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>HELP HELP THE SECRETARY HAS FALLEN

>>84016180
>>84016180
Basically anything that's based on true events is going to have little to no females in it. That's because women never really do anything of note.

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>>84014394

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>main character is a genius
>says Angela Merkel is his dream woman

>>84014332
>young female character acts selflessly to save a male protagonist life.

>Any shows with women acting heroically or selfless, whilst the Male characters are portrayed as cowards or manginas

Until I see a few female good Samaritan's in real life , I will never believe that women are capable of bravery in films. From my experience as a security guard at a nightclub, I've seen so many cases of king hits where Male strangers chased down the abuser or helped the victim, whilst most women in the club ignored the bleeding patron, either showing disgust or indifference to the Male victim.

>>84014332
Desert scavenger and Imperial Stormtrooper both have perfectly whitened teeth.

>>84027604

here you go retard

http://edition.cnn.com/videos/tv/2017/06/05/woman-jumps-in-front-of-car-to-save-boy-orig-mobile-tc.cnn

>>84024517
>"wuz-"

>>84027654
>saved him by adding her disgusting amerifat mass to the impact
>because she's black
this is why nobody takes cnn seriously any more

>>84027654
Looks more life she's trying to get out of the way. Probably didn't even notice the kid in that split second she realized what was happening

>>84027654
Black women are different breed though.They're certainly braver and more outspoken than most numales I know. Perhaps I should have specifically said white women.

>>84027396
False. They play the nagging wife

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>guest star is someone famous for his/her looks
>all the characters in the show act like he/she is the hottest thing ever


In Two and a Half Men,Alan cannot believe that Charlie dated a woman this beautiful and refers to her as a goddess,when in reality she would rank at the bottom of all the women Charlie dated in the show.

>>84027654

she didn't try to save him. she was talking on her phone and was run over by the car. the boy is just lucky that her shitty life choices came in handy for once.

>>84016847
Yeah,and the girls look like models,no matter how hard the life is in the town.

>>84027785
t. black woman

>>84022541
>They Live
Did you actually watch it, or did you just read the first quarter of the Wikipedia page?

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>>84014332
>evil company/government body
>all chairmen are old white men to represent dated conservatism
>all people who defy said company are a mishmash of young, pretty, outspoken and racially diverse to represent progress

>>84016180
>First Blood
>Rambo III

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>petty thief in the streets
>he's white

>>84016180
Das Boot
any war movie that isn't shit

>>84016180
>Snatch
>Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

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>the women are right
>the men are collectively wrong, stupid, and mean

Fuck The Thing prequel

>>84031785
>any war movie that isn't shit
how can one anon be so based?

>>84027599
Name 5 flicks and 2 kinos where it happened. I'll wait.

>>84014332

Carter in SG was a qt tho

>Magical Negro saves the day

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>Thugs are white

>>84032044
Raul Ambrosio is an absolute mad man

>>84023515
it's mostly an all male cast

>>84032044
Wow white people, get it together you fucking animals. I always knew whites were naturally evil.

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>>84032173
we really ought to lower their birth rates

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>>84014332
Did anyone else notice that History channel/NG/Discovery started putting way more women as the "specialists" in their shows? and they are always hot young women who never say anything smart or original.

>>84014611
dis nigga knows what's up

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>commercial featuring a caring, thoughtful father
>he's black

>>84032044
White people are a lot shorter and browner than I remember

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>>84032396
only when it comes to crime statistics

>>84021911
The one on the right looks like a rare pepe

>>84027654
>looking at her phone
>no indication she had any intention of sacrificing herself
why am I not surprised this is cnn

>>84032396
It's an American thing

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>>84031744
this happened in dr. strange

>goes to Tibet or wherever the fuck
>no white people anywhere
>gets jumped by thugs in an alley
>they're white

>>84032044
>enhanced kidnapping

???

>>84027604
A group of girls took me with them in a cab after a fight in a club when i was stranded outside with blood all over my face and no wallet, about to get fucked up by the friends of w cunt who started the fight
Male "Friends" didnt even go outside

>>84032846
>group of girls doing something to look good to each other
:^)

>>84022541
>>They Live
has a female character who shows why we hate females

>>84031830
One of the worst offenders out there.

>>84016180
Embrace of the Serpent

>>84019678
>older brothers

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>100lb woman beats up multiple henchmen

>>84022384
It's not that easy M8, just try it yourself

>>84016180
Flight of the Phoenix (1965)
Predator (1987)

>>84035578
>I have four brothers

>>84016180
iirc the good, the bad, and the ugly was pretty much an all male cast

>>84021911
>only job is to do calculations
>WE WUZ MOONMEN AND SHEIT

>>84032396
oy gevalt that's racist anon

>>84014332
>female character starts "kicking butt"

>>84016180
Undisputed 2

>>84035748

Predator has that one female prisoner