True Detective

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My father always told me not to shit where I eat, Ray. Well right now I'm up shit creek without a paddle, and I'm feeling pretty hungry.

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>>84015278
>t. betacuck who can't handle his own coke

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Why did the chicken cross the road, Frank? It doesn't matter, but i'm not a chicken and ain't nobody crossing me.

I've always been told it's a dog-eat-dog world, Ray. Too bad 'cuz I'm not in Chinatown but it's still lunchtime.

>I'm pretty drunk rn lmao

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>When I was younger, my uncle Rick took me to the batting cages every two weeks or so. I feel like I'm in the batting cages now, but someone's locked me in the cage and taken my bat. The only question left is, do I catch the balls, or do I dodge them?

so was this season so bad it killed the series? havent heard anything about s3

>somtimes ray you just gotta make money to spend money

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>>84015344
>I welcome judgement

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>>84013991
>Life's a piñata. Caspere knew this. Sometimes you're the one swinging the bat, sometimes you're the one left scrambling for the last piece of candy.

>And at my teeth. Think I've ever had a cavity? No - I was never scrambling for the candy. I was always swinging the bat.

is season 2 on amazon prime yet?

>you know how they say it's impossible for kids to open those pill bottles, Ray? You know, where you gotta fucking press down and turn? Well I just opened opened the whole goddamn pharmacy and I haven't even started pressing like a kid yet