I thought he was funny. Why did he bomb so hard?

Link?

BRUUUUUMPH! TWO FUCKJNG SCOOOPS?!

>>84013872
Durr

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>>84013821
uk fag here

I remember when some bbc host had bill burr on and he was grilling him hard like he was inspiring a generation against his political leanings

after the interview he started saying he thought bill might have stormed off or punched him

people are getting really weird

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>tfw can't be blow my racist/misogynistic dog whistles anymore

>>84013821
It was weird, it's like Colbert was sitting there judging him, sucking out the comedy. I remember a time when Colbert made jokes

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the lovely nia everybody

>>84013821
It was the cucktest.

If you're gonna be on Colbert's show, they gotta make sure you ain't a fucking two-scooping trumptard.

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>Why are people walking around barefoot in public? Isn't that CUH-RAZY???
>If you don't find me funny, you MUST be offended!
>A lesbian was dressed as a construction worker haha
>WAIT WHY AREN'T YOU KUCKS LAUGHING?!?!?!?
>Stores sell one brand of candy only? What???
>Am I the only one who thinks we should assault people for having CUPCAKES on their clothing
>Haven't we ALL been abused by our fathers? I-I'm not the only one, r-right? haha

I used to be a big fan, but ever since he got married, he lost his sense of humor. His show also looks boring as shit.

>>84014179
I agree, which is weird, because I had always assumed they rehearse their nterview banter to a degree before the show. This interview, though, there was just no chemistry.

I will say Burrs material did feel a bit weak.

I like both Burr and Colbert, but that was an awkward dynamic.

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>>84014455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_wLenNGpdU

>>84014194
That woman looks hot. If I recall correctly, Nia is ugly.

He's much funnier here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZbQtCtxAXM

>>84013834
https://youtu.be/4L8GLCYKaTI
I swear I pasted the link, my bad

>>84014179
>>84014541
>>84014564
Yeah, this was a bait thread desu, I just felt it was awkward that Colbert didnt add on or asked Bill questions. He pretty just paused and stood quiet after most of Bill's remarks.

>>84013821
If you're a professional comedian that has any talent, is it an excuse that the host isn't playing along with you? Surely you should be skilled enough to either just turn it into a monologue or make the host look stupid for not being a good sport.

>>84015163
It's a minor excuse, but not enough to be as unfunny as that was.

>>84015153
Bill's jokes just fell flat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs

Norm is the best talk show guest

>>84014455
>what happened?
>tells the story about a 50 something guy taking his socks off
that dude was old, he did that, so nothing happened. bill got just cranky. he's always trying out his material on late night shows and his material sucks now.

>>84015485
he's one of the worst ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSiFLo3apjM
>what's the deal with ads about gold?

>>84015068
he has to stop doing the 'why are you people being quiet?' shtick. he's doing it for years now.

>>84015485
>>84015066

I love Burr and Norm, but the common thread here is that Conan is a fuckton better than Colbert or anyone else now or since Ferguson.

>>84013821
colbert sucks as an interviewer

As an aside I hate that shit when people think I am being negative just for speaking normally and not being a smiling fake cunt

>>84014173
BROOOMPHHHHH

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>>84013821
Same reason why Stone's interview bombed. Colbert is a liberal hack that panders to his PC retard audience.

Burr doesn't fit into that narrative. Neither does an actual liberal like Oliver Stone.

>>84016405
Colbert was offended by Bill's mild tone and mildly offensive jokes and didn't know how to react

Conan understands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZXYGxrNWbo

Colbert has many awkward episodes

its just how he is

>>84016488
Conan is a Bostonian and a ginger. He and Bill are kinfolk.

>>84016539
he is a terrible interviewer
>where are you from?
>child actors who are grown up now
>when did you do your first interview
>let's read out loud in which famous movies my guest was in
extremely boring and lame

>>84014028
Who was grilling who? Wew

I don't really care for bill anymore but Colbert's subtle no selling of everything he said was pretty low

>>84015163
The host's job is to make you look good. That's a rule of the genre. Carson would have sold how funny Bill was being. Colbert... doesn't work as a straight host. He just isn't gifted for that role. Imagine Sacha Baron Cohen doing a non-character late night gig. He would stink. Playing a comic character who resembles a late night talk-show host doesn't qualify you to actually do that job, or else they could have got the guy who voiced Space Ghost.

>>84016305
Yep.

>>84017156
He was distancing himself to keep his audience on-side, a big mistake. You look back at old Tonight Shows, and Carson's laughter sometimes seems as fake as wrestling, but it's okay, he does enough to convince the audience, and help his guest - knowing that they're both on the same side. If you invite someone on - which is how the audience sees it - and you then have to freeze the guy out when you're the authority figure... it makes you look worse, not him. Nobody seems to have taught Colbert how to do this job.

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That's right! You better not clap!

>>84015068
man this colbert guy really is shit huh. thought it was just some meme

>>84015068
he just doesn't respond to the Bill's jokes.

Terrible

>>84017525
bill's jokes were terrible though

>>84017546
yeah? Tell me what jokes you thought were terrible and why, please.

>>84017574
all of them, because they sucked, see >>84014455
for somebody else's opinion.

>>84017596
>all of them, because they sucked
wtf I hate bill burr now

>>84014455
>>84017596
The whole part about his dad coming home and him being scared was awkward.

>>84017574
what was good about them? elaborate

>>84017546
That's not how it works. Pretty much every stand-up you see on TV except for Norm sucks, they still get laughs from the host because talk-shows are a rehearsed entertainment product. Bill didn't fail to make Colbert laugh, Colbert failed to do his job. I don't want to labor this comparison, but it is like wrestling. If one wrestler suddenly decided to no-sell the other's moves, it wouldn't be the other wrestler's fault if the match became awful to watch. Colbert was unprofessional. If Bill had been going out on a limb by his own standards I'd understand Colbert feeling he needed to protect himself, but he wasn't.

>>84017718
>except norm
jesus fucking christ, stop cocksucking that unfunny bastard.

ITT: /tv/ thinks late-night hosts genuinely like all their guests.

>>84017662
The thing is that the jokes Bill makes don't even have to be good, Stephen is the show host and he should be entertaining and cooperating with his guests. Bill just kept tossing the ball while stephen was just standing there.

>>84014194
Sometimes I wish slavery was still around. I would spend all my savings to own her (no, not Bill's ugly wife)

>>84017735
Norm isn't Colbert's first name, son, unless you're saying something unthinkably stupid about Norm Macdonald, the funniest man in North America.

>>84017746
ferguson a beloved host here on /tv/ has done that often though when he had no chemistry with his guests.leaving them hanging and making it unfunny.

>>84017787
okay

>>84017783
>about Norm Macdonald, the funniest man in North America.
lmao, funniest thing I've ever heard which had something to do with Norm

>>84017787
Much less often than you think, if you think back to how funny it usually ended up being when he did that. He more often made something creative out of the disconnect and his own irritation than he just let the time pass in undiscussed awkwardness. In fact, I can't think of a single Ferguson interview that went thud as badly as this Colbert one.

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>>84017746
>the jokes Bill makes don't even have to be good

>>84017858
>He more often made something creative out of the disconnect and his own irritation than he just let the time pass in undiscussed awkwardness
lmao, I said with people that he had no chemistry with, you fucking idiot. he loved awkwardness and did a lot of shit like let people hang for comedic effect, but there were other episodes which went completely down the toilet. you wouldn't like it anyway, because the opening monologue (making fun of trump, fox news, mccain etc.) would trigger you way too much.

>>84017889
>talk-show-hosts only laugh when they're really amused

wew lad

>>84017920
>I love jimmy fallon
wew lad

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>>84017920
>the jokes Bill makes don't even have to be good

>>84017889
another great argument.

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>>84017340
>>84017340
>The host's job is to make you look good

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>>84017937
>the jokes Bill makes don't even have to be good

>>84015068
They really hit it off

>>84017909
No, I'm not thinking of the awkward pause, I'm thinking of guests like Ben Stein, where there was just this humor vacuum and aggression to contend with, and he made something passable out of it.

I'm not on the right. Could it be that you think this is about defending Bill as a comedian? It isn't. I love late-night as a medium, and Colbert isn't good at it. Even if he was bringing real satire rather than court jester safety-in-numbers bullshit, he still wouldn't be competent at that job.

>>84017991
What muscles is he trying to work?

The people in the audience are the same people who pissed themselves laughing when colbert asked stone if he had anything bad to say about putin. They do not have the intellectual capacity to understand anything above their pavlovian conditioning.

>>84018044
I must be very Pavlovian, because your comment made me laugh way more than Bill Burr's set.

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remember no clapping

>watching talk shows that aren't graham norton
what's the point?

>>84017929
Fallon is bad at what all of them are trying to do. All of them fake laughs, oversell, straight-up act sometimes. This is not about whether Bill's funny - I've never been interested in or particularly amused by what he does. The point is that the deal on a late-night show is that, short of saying something totally heinous, the guest has the host's support, and the host is trying to sell the guest - because that's the medium, that's the genre. Colbert was unprofessional.

>>84017955
Why are you using this reaction image when Dave knows that this is the case and has never completely failed to do his job the way Colbert did?

>>84018078
I particularly liked the part where he implied that the people in the audience were raised by helicopter parents, and that they dress like faggots.

>>84015068
For a comedian, Colbert really seems like a stuffed shirt.

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>>84018132

>>84018304
You don't understand the genre, evidently. This is not a Bill Burr issue.

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>>84018113
>Please laugh

>>84018140
whcih is ironic because he's a nig loving liberal himself

>Snarky comedians from opposite sides of the political spectrum trying to one-up each other.

The type of humor Bill does is the polar opposite of what Colbert viewers laugh at.

Clearly colbert had a soft and coddled upbringing with liberal parents. He totally sat there thinking Burr was a neanderthal trump supporter.

Just sat there and stared awkwardly at Bill trying to make him look like a lunatic so his liberal audience could snicker between sips of their kombucha smoothies. Colbert refused to even converse with him and makes me think he brought Bill on to make him look like an ass by sitting there silently as if to judge a comedian. Bill fits the stereotype of a trump supporter and the colbert audience just wanted a patsy to laugh and wag their fingers at.

>>84018536
>opposite sides of the political spectrum
???

>no idea who some faggot american tv show host is
>all he does is autistically mock trump
>pandering to zombie crowd
>watch this

can this guy be anymore of a pussy, how did he land a spot on tv

>>84018528
Yeah, but he still has some masculinity, unlike castrated nu-males.

>>84018032

>i do kickers, i do fucken twisters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

>>84018614
not really
He just talks the talk

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>>84018536
>kombucha smoothies

>>84018632
At least he can still laugh at a dyke.

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>>84013821
>it's another Trump supporter safe space thread since the last one was 404'd
Kek can't wait to see this one get deleted

>>84018741
>post count goes up
>poster count stays the same

>>84018536
>parents
his dad and half his brothers died when he was a kid

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>>84018113
"I like talking about people who don't have any power." -Colbert

Colbert doesn't like to punch down, and regardless of how YOU feel he obviously doesn't find humor in mocking butch lesbians. You can say he is being unprofessional but he has his ideals and he isn't going to Jimmy Fallon an interview with people he doesn't find funny or disagrees with.

You can take that as a negative.

>>84017574

The lesbian construction worker joke fell flat. He had to back pedal and explain things. The m&m store joke needed more depth too. The clip TwoScoops showed of the cartoon blew as well.

>>84018714

He should have talked about the stereotypical "lesbian haircut" instead of how she was dressed.

>>84018862
>>84018805
He obviously didn't tell the entire joke because of how the audience reacted.

This kind of makes me feel appreciative for Jimmy Fallon. He would have at least engaged and laughed and likely would have worked off of Bill's jokes to salvage them.

>>84017759
>slavery means all black people are for sale at all times in some imaginary Negro exchange

>>84015068
>You moved here in 95 right?
>So this show looks like it is set in the 70s... is it?
>They have a hersheys store in time square?

Is colbert autistic? It's like he's never done an interview

He literally just cycles through his material for tv appearances>>84015485

>>84018930
Jimmy Fallon is underrated

>>84014173
>misogynistic dog whistles
lmao white women aren't black lmao, there's no sexist dog whistles, you're not oppressed

Colbert's handlers really turned him into a no fun allowed faggot. That guy went from 0 to insufferable in an amazingly short time

>>84015677
What are you talking about, that was amazing

>>84019441
it sucked ass, you having a terrible sense of humor is the problem. talking slowly like you're retarded is very unfunny. Read the whole thread, 1 word per minute and you will be laughing your ass off.

>>84018031
>No, I'm not thinking of the awkward pause,
I also didn't mean the awkward pause, good for you being a complete fucking moron.

>>84019409
>Colbert's handlers really turned him into a no fun allowed faggot. That guy went from 0 to insufferable in an amazingly short time

This. It's like he put on thick tumblr glasses and started doing a liberal version of his Colbert Report character.

>>84019009

i'm sure he can find a reasonable approximation of her at the local slave market and probably for a fair price since male slaves were more expensive because they could do harder work.

you could probably get an entire negress harem for what it cost for one michael clarke duncan.

>>84019068
Yea it was a riveting interview by Colbert

>>84014455
what a little bitch. Bill is still funny and the show is great.

>>84019409
For me it started when he had that Anita bitch from gamgergate and just nodded at her the whole time. Not even an ounce of push back or question of the narrative.

>>84014455
>Am I the only one who thinks we should assault people for having CUPCAKES on their clothing
They should be punished in some way.

Colbert sucks dick, and everyone who likes him are stupid.

>>84020222
lol

>>84015677
u a fag?

>>84020435
you seem to be one, defending your lover every second of your life.

bill peaked already. it's over now.

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>>84015068
His reaction to the crowd is like every insecure edgy hack when they bomb.
>YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING AT MY JOKES? W-WHAT ARE YOU, TRIGGERED?? H-HA HA HA

Colbert probably eyes himself as an intellectual first an a comedian second. Those are the same type of people Bill makes fun off, and Colbert is a staunch liberal who thinks people that don't have the same exact views as him aren't worthy of his time. They just had no chemistry together and it was difficult to watch.

>>84013821

bumping for that webm of colbert as darth vader from rogue one

>>84015068
Jesus Christ. What's his problem? Colbert was a better host for Ted Cruz.

>>84020749
Colbert is a staunch liberal but supports Hillary and is a devout catholic. He's a fucking weirdo.

>>84019636
>brainlets can't handle peak comedy because it makes them feel inferior

>>84018803
>punching down
You can go fuck yourself.
Its nothing but leftist bullshit. We can mock you, but you can't mock us.

"We're such poor poor fucking victims we can never be criticized."

No

>>84022633
>getting pissy when someone explains the mindset of someone you don't like
you need to take a long break from this shit, kid
you're going to blow a fucking blood vessel or something

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colbert was butthurt because bill made fun of his high priest on conan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNgm7TgsgA&t=3m30s

https://www.infowars.com/flashback-hillary-labeled-high-priest-goddess-of-occult-in-guccifer-letter/

>>84021977
He was also raised in the South and forced himself to get rid of his Southern accent because he was embarrassed by it.

>>84018103
this to be quite honest

even when he does something stupid like pointing out that Martin Freeman looks like a hobbit next to two 7' guys it still works out

>>84019722
Nope. That's just him.

For some reason people thought he would be cooler because the character he played on The Colbert Report was cool.

Yes. A ridiculous caricature was far better than the actual Stephen Colbert. Real Colbert is just a run-of-the-mill Hollywood liberal cocknozzle. Joyless and unfunny.

>>84022955
I'm not buying the water filters, Alex.

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Colbert is a bitch. Letterman was a true alpha

>fuck woman(probably more) on the side
>toadie scum tries to blackmail you
>threatens to ruin your career and marriage if you don't pay him millions
>instead announce it on your show in front of the world
>still married
>still respected

Colbert isn't fit to lick this man's boots.

>>84015068
Colbert needs to stick to anti-Trump monologues. What a fucking boring interview.

>>84015068
>UGH YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S /FAIR/? UGH SO UNPLEASANT
RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT WITH THIS SHMUCK

COLBERT HAS LOST IT

I USED TO LOVE YOU MAN
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>84023758
I HOPE THAT SMUG LEFTY FAGGOT DIES IN A CAR CRASH
RWDS WHEN???

So......

>>84018795
so his wifes sons father wouldve been a faggot raising another mans son into the image of himself, a faggot

>>84015068

Colbert is interviewing him like a police detective conducting a crime investigation. Why is he so solemn? When he did the Colbert Report he was jubilant and playful with almost all of his guests. Did Trump's victory really break him?

>>84024373
>Did Trump's victory really break him?

Kinda seems that way. He's become an insufferable prick. He was pretty funny on The Colbert Report.

>>84015068
Colbert really gave NOTHING to Bill in that interview. I get Colbert has to feed that core liberal audience but come on, Bill has a mildly conversative point of view and he bombed hard

I think its a combination of the fac tthat

1. Colbert's audience are ultra-pc white liberals. That is not Bill's target audience therefore some of his jokes were gonna bomb.

2. Colbert wasn't responding to him at all or even helping bill out in the slightest. I swear it's like its colbert's first interview or something. He sounded so bored and monotone. If he was actually active in the interview he could've helped save some of bill's jokes. If you want really funny bill burr interviews, check out his conan ones, conan actually knows how to run a fucking interview.

>>84022864
Look at this internet tough guy

>>84015068
I thought Bill did fine. Stephen seemed a little stand-offish but it wasn't nearly as cringe as everyone's saying here.

>>84016405
Stone sounded like he was a member of the Russian Tourism board- the man literally could not stop praising Putin.

It wasn't a bad interview, it was just so odd. At one point Colbert had to stop and ask if there was anything about Putin he actually didn't like because he was sucking his dick so hard

>>84025800
>internet tough guy
you are genuinely mentally disabled and I feel sorry for you

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>>84022864
The 'mindset' is just dehumanizing people you disagree with as oppressors in some invisible hierarchy. That's not a principle or an ideal, it's just the mindless chattering demons of ideology.

>>84026009
How do you know his mental disability is sincere?

>>84025928
RUSSIA BTFO

ISRAEL NEVER KILLED AMERICAN SAILORS

>>84026090
>you disagree with
I'm assuming that you're using the universal you, since I'm not Colbert. Hell, I'm not even the anon who explained what Colbert was probably thinking in that interview.

>>84026182
That anon called it an 'ideal'. It's just an amorphous set of oppressive hierarchies you construct as it benefits you to find a new group of people oppressive, and there for dehumanized enough to joke about.

It might explain why leftist humor has become so unfunny, because they regard humor as an attack reserved for people they don't like, rather than something that just makes people laugh.

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>they regard humor as an attack reserved for people they don't like
>he says on a site where half the "jokes" are just insults toward and wishing death upon blacks jews and muslims

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>>84026512
>whining about how problematic 4chan is while on 4chan

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>>84024373
Bro you have to watch Colbert's election night special... you can pinpoint the exact moment Colbert's spirit is broken.

You can find the ending online but you really should watch the full thing to see him slowly start to grasp for straws.

>>84026591
>pointing out the hypocrisy of a single statement is calling an entire website "problematic"
don't be a disingenuous little faggot

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>>84018103
There is no point in watching talk shows in 2017 unless you're a hardcore liberal that get's a giant erection about Trump jokes 24/7.

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>>84026718
Dude I searched everyone for the full thing online... I even have access to showtime's own website and its no where to be found on there.

Bros I think they fucking purged the full thing from the internet, might have to find a torrent for the luls

>>84026830
It's right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT4MZLl0v_c

Colbert's a massive hypocrite because he rants about people obsessing over politics during the 2016 election, and yet he continues to do exactly that.

>>84015068
Wow Colbert is awful.

Colbert is awful and Bill isn't funny anymore

>>84026881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXhFGO8R7aU

Here is a better version of the end.

I'm talking about the full hour long show though, its literally cringe kino / smug kino of the highest order, I actually can't overhype this enough... throughout the entire show you see it wear on Colbert more and more until his spirit is crushed.

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>Someone wanna grab my ConservaTurd™ friends a hanky or two? Looks like they could sure use one.

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>>84013821
>>84013821
Lol this youtube comment about Colbert.

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>>84026970
Well thanks a lot. How is it nowhere to be found. I was gonna buy it on Amazon but they won't even sell it

>>84019068

Colbert is so obsessed with Trump now that he cannot function when he's not talking about him.

>>84013821
>So tell me Bill does Nia still beat you?

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>>84013821
1. This was actually a pretty weak showing for Bill
2. Colbert was being oddly quiet and wasn't transitioning to better questions/actual discussion

It was bad on both sides to be quite honest, family.

It's because Colbert might as well be a fucking quaker by now. It's like Bill Burr was interviewed by the pastor during sunday church. The environment is too rigid to be funny. In other words Colbert is lame as hist and stopped being naughty a long time ago.

>>84027754
I seriously think Colbert has made a mistake to focus on Trump that hard because now if it isn't about DRUMPF he's out of his element. It's like Joe Rogan had a guest who wanted to talk about calculus instead of weed/mma/hunting/ancient aliens.

colbert should've stuck to his strengths and asked bill his opinion on drumpf's double scoops
the audience would love it

>>84016305
Well yeah, Colbert sucks as a talk show host. You gotta be able to play along with a guest, not just sit there sabotaging them because you're so far up your own ass that you can't abide someone with a different viewpoint being on your show.

>>84014235
>cucktest
>they gotta make sure you ain't a fucking two-scooping trumptard
which means you're a cuck and thus qualified to be on the show?

>>84015068
jesus colbert is awful at this

>>84016405
brraAAAAAApppppp

>>84015163
The job of a host is to make the guest the star. When there's a comedian, the host has to provide room for what they're trying to do. Without it, the likelihood of falling flat or bombing goes up. All comedians have bad sets tho

>>84019009

this is literally what history teaches

>>84028771
Nah, nah. You got it wrong. That's not the job of Colbert at least. The job of the star is to lend their audience to colbert, give their face to his ideology, and in exchange Colbert gives you a plug.

>>84013821
I saw this interview and the Oliver Stone one.
It's sorta odd, the show sorta gets outta people's grasp when they don't push through the audience's seeming disapproval like Colbert does.
Stone sorta stopped and got upset whenever the audience snickered or laughed at a serious comment, and Burr was distinctly non-Burr-like by actually giving a shit what the audience thinks, though I kinda feel like he did that to make a point since his whole bit was about how fucking strange he found milleniuals. And I saw this while have Burr as one of my top 5 comedians. He shoulda just rolled with his stuff no matter what the crowd did, because, personally, I find his best stuff comes out when he builds up momentum and gets a good rhythm going.

>>84028967
>And I saw this while have Burr as one of my top 5 comedians.
Fuck. I fucked that up. I meant.
>And I say with while having Burr as one of my top 5 comedians.

>>84015068
That was Colbert's fault desu. Jesus, he's bad at this.

>>84013821
Have you seen that clip where Cobert has to coach his audience not to cheer at Comey being fired?

The audience are drones that are trained to laugh at rehearsed cues.

Did anyone save Nia's snapchat pic with her, the daughter and "Dave" (Chappelle?)? The daughter is literally as black as her. The rumors are true then. Might Dave be the actual father?

>>84026881
You can see him start losing it when he begins to mention the electoral college

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>when I have an Oliver Stone on, I want to talk about politics. I want to talk about philosophy. I want to talk about what is truth, what is not truth

you're already two minutes into a seven minute interview

>>84014028
Was it Andrew Neil? Usually he's quite brutal when interviewing anyone.

>>84025921
>but it wasn't nearly as cringe as everyone's saying here.
it was pretty fucking bad. On Conan Bill does fine everytime.

He's kind of a broken record on these talk shows. He needs to shake it up in the preinterviews instead of going for his usual shtick of "everyone is too sensitive, i grew up during a different time".

>>84015068
Is Colbert not a fan of comedy? Jesus, he gave him nothing.

>>84013821
>Colbert is such an anti-comedian he makes even Bill Burr seem unfunny.

>>84015485
ahahaha, he's the master of the build up. completely bewildered the entire time as if he doesn't know what he's doing. i don't watch talk show at all so i like to believe norm and conan just have great back and forth but that absolutely has to be scripted