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MOTHERLOVE
>A young man reconnects with his long-lost biological mother, and they develop romantic feelings for each other.

THE FALCON THIEF
>A man raised by falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a sunken meteor, and the Falcon Thief falls in love with their princess.

THE ARTFUL DODGER
>A reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a ravenous monster that roams the sewers.

ODD FUTURE WOLF GANG
>A ex-Marine turned movie stuntman must step up to fight when terrorists seize control of the movie set he's working on.

THE THOUSAND DICKINGS OF GAYLORD FAGGOTSTEIN
>A man cruelly named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father sets out to become the town's casanova, and in the process learns important lessons about tolerance from his best friend, a homosexual grizzly bear.

ROCKET MAN
>The crew of a spaceship on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders his victims with a space axe, which is a regular axe when used in Space.

THE LAST BASTARD
>Zeus' last secret bastard son is a introverted geek. After being discovered, he is forced by the vengeful Hera to perform on new 12 labors, aided by a wisecracking street-smart oracle and an out-of-shape has-been Hercules, the dim-witted hero, forcing him to navigate the lives of the Olympians "after the fame", as they attempt to settle into the 21st century.

THIS
>A dysfunctional couple recovering from a traumatic incident is lured into a mysterious nightclub known as "This", where they embark on a mind-warping journey through the darkest corners of sexual deviancy.

>>84013538
>MOTHERLOVE
>A young man reconnects with his long-lost biological mother, and they develop romantic feelings for each other.
Literally Oedipus...
I like the first one though.

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THE BRONZE CONTINENT
>In a dystopian future, a government kill squad hunting down the undesirables from the "old world" begin questioning their mission.

SNAPSHOT
>A crime scene photographer becomes obsessed by the notion that a series of random, seemingly unconnected deaths dating back 15 years might be the work of an elusive serial killer.

THE LONELY SERVANTS
>In the 1920's, two lesbian movie stars seduce a introverted mechanic to kill the abusive husband of one of them, but the hitman proves to be far more dangerous than they imagine.

LIFE SUCKS
>An aspiring journalist breaks away for her Old Money" family and travels to New York City, where she struggles with an internship in a renowed magazine before gaining notoriety with a biting column exposing the numerous reasons why life sucks.

KID'S PLAY
>A pair of cartoon characters locked in a eternal Tom and Jerry-esque feud are accidentally transported to the real world, where their ongoing battle to destroy each other has increasingly gruesome and disturbing consequences to them and those who surround them.

HERO FOR HIRE
>Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world.

SITTING DUCKS
>During the Vietnam War, a young soldier from a squad of "sitting ducks" endures the hardships of a POW camp, while his comrades attempt to rescue him and, back in his hometown, his father struggles with the guilt of letting his son serve and the young man's girlfriend and best friend struggle with burgeoning romantic feelings for each other.

THE CHESSBOARD
>A professional thief and a wealthy businessman engage in a game of "real chess", using their closest associates as unwitting chesspieces in an elaborate game with deadly stakes.

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SPACESHIP COWBOY
>In an Old West-esque future where Humanity has spread through the stars, spaceship cowboy Axel Slade attempts to collect a bounty on his old enemy Sebastian Sadistico, who is assassinating key political figures across the cosmos.

GENITALIENS
>Extraterrestrial lifeforms that, due to a bizarre evolution mishap, appear as monstrous, sentient penises and vaginas, arrive on Earth to penetrate its defenses and subjugate the human race.

BLACK BLOOD
>A gunslinger with a shadowy past stumbles upon a town on the edge of war between settlers and Native-Americans, and uncovers a conspiracy by an inescrupulous oil baron to exploit the conflict to his benefit. When innocents are caught in the crossfire, the stranger decides to take justice into his own hands.

BEYONG THE EIGHT SEA
>After his adoptive father, killed in a pirate attack, is revealed to possess the map to an ancient treasure, an adventurous, but inept bartender assembles a misfit crew of would-be adventurers to journey beyond the fabled Eight Sea, evading the Royal Navy and a dangerous pirate armada led by the fearsome Captain Blight.

STRANGERS
>A newly-widowed university professor with survivor's guilt agrees to shelter a mentally unbalanced, but unmatchedly gifted vagrant who witnessed a brutal crime.

THE SOUND OF LIFE
>During World War II, Noah, a closeted homosexual Jewish musician, is sent to the Auschwitz concentration camp for challenging the Nazi party, and dedicates himself to protecting a young prisoner, Sira, while also reconnecting with his childhood friend Hugo, now a Nazi soldier also struggling with his homosexuality. As the Holocaust looms, Noah decides to write a final piece to leave as his legacy.

JOHN CORE
>Hardass NYPD Detective John Core investigates a kidnapping and uncovers a conspiracy masterminded by his enemies to eliminate him, leaving the city unprotected to their diabolical machinations.

I was there for most of these.

Oh, the memories.

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LEVERAGE
>A divorced dad takes a movie execs daughter hostage to force Warner Bros. to produce his pitch for an action-comedy.

TRUMP
An ailing country finds hope in the unlikeliest of places when a brash TV personality runs for president... and wins.

Genre: Drama/Comedy (Forest Gump)

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>>84015362
Sorry that I don't agree with your politics and you don't agree with mine m8, just the movie I'd like to see.

>>84014227
>GENITALIENS
>>Extraterrestrial lifeforms that, due to a bizarre evolution mishap, appear as monstrous, sentient penises and vaginas, arrive on Earth to penetrate its defenses and subjugate the human race.

So... Xenomorphs.

>>84013510
>The plot of "MacBeth" is eerily mimicked by the amnesiac crewmen of a malfunctioning spaceship drifting through Space.
why? what the fuck?

>>84017973
Because it's kino.

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>>84014227

>not posting the script for John Core