>Childhood faps

Yuck, why?

Just fucking post it.

>>84009644
>>84009655
Is this the dubs thread? Also DAMN LEE CURTIS LOOK LIKE DAT?!

>>84009756
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

i've never felt gayer than when my dick moved during that scene

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It is a shame there wasn't more ass shots in this scene.

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>>84009644
This and Bound.

>>84009644
>John Lennon wrote, recorded and released this "Billboard hot 100" list topper in 1971

It was a simpler time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8

>>84009980
Ewww that's where Rumer Wullis came from

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>>84009644

>>84011752
That's pretty good.

>>84009980
this. first time I could remember popping a boner

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>>84009644
Jabba the Hutt throwing a sex slave to the rancor pit

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I'll go with teenage stuff because childhood faps where mostly rubbing my mattress and shooting blanks. I can't remember anything other than that, it's all pretty much a blur.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-owQJpg2E

>Lara Flynn Boyle in Red Rock West

>Kate kissing Sawyer in the cages

There was also Jennifer Esposito in Breakin' All the Rules.

>>84009644

Jesus, that's enough to scar a kid for life.

>>84009804
This

>>84014292
>2012
>Childhood
Jesus

>>84014655
>he thinks he's grown up

>>84014769
>she's got a strong low-bearing back!

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Best episode

Stripperella

>>84011752
DAMN JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?!?!?

>>84009655
fuck off nigger

>>84009804
wow is this the birth of a new pasta

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>>84009756
>>84009804

>>84014769
that's literally ariel with different colored hair

>>84014917
Holy shit anon, I think you're onto something. It's almost like Drawn Together consists of parodies of existing cartoons. Consider my almonds activated

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>>84014901
>a new pasta
Fucking newfags holy fucking shit

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All time childhoop fap

>>84011383
John Lennon beat his wife

>>84014943
I don't know what a drawn together is

>>84014964
you must be new here

>>84014655
What's the issue? I was 13 when it came out. The scene where she's on the table giving herself an abortion gave me a new fetish.

>>84014848
Patrician as fuck tbqh

>>84014292
>fapped to her giving herself a c-section
>fapped to that chick being crushed
>fapped to Shaw's mutilated corpse

>>84015056
Could have easily googled the filename of the post you were quoting before saying something retarded.

>>84009980
I wanna be her pusy slave!

>>84009804
put me in the screencap

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>>84014964

>>84010097
very leathery tranny spinning at incredible hihg speed

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>>84014901

>new

>>84014901
nope,

being a parody doesn't excuse tracing anyway so it doesn't matter

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>>84011752

>>84011752
fucking kek

>>84013621
>those original releases with the titty slip

>>84009804
why do I always read Imagine in the voice of an angry black man? not black btw

The entirety of Road Trip

>>84009644
dat feel when u have such shit taste even after all the memes u still would have fucked prime curtis

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>>84015034
ftfy

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>>84011466

The one girl has amazing tits.

>>84017878
Holy shit this.

I still don't believe she was 18.

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>>84009644

>>84014848
fosters was pure kino

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2ZyxZm2Mk

she is still so fuckin hot.

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>>84009644
Even as a child, I had a thing for bondage.

>>84015235
Fuck off, Reddit

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>>84009644
Sikozu. But, basically, all not-human female characters in Farescape were hot.

>>84013621

>Cthulu

How did I not notice this

>>84018453
Where?

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>>84015114
>I was 13 when it came out
I was 13 in 1998

>>84018005
Yesss, she was the best.

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claude's ass was amazing. you cant tell me you never thought about cumming in his ass while he was doing the splits

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>>84019390

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i would lay on my boner and watch tenchi muyo

>>84018453
not everything with a tentacle face is a lovecraft reference

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>>84019390
>>84019557
why arent male actors willing to bare it all like Claude?

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>>84013621
how did they get away with this costume in a kid's movie?

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Rubbed that cock RAW

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>>84020196
>tfw we will never have a male actor who puts time and effort into his body just so he could be objectified

>>84014769
HELP! SHE'S ATTACKING ME LIKE I'M THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

>>84015054
If my wife was Yoko Ono I'd beat my wife too.

>>84009804
FUCKING KEK
10/10

>>84011752
9/11

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>>84009644

>>84018236
This. I really liked the SW scene with Lea on a chain, but couldn't grasp why, at that time. But this scene made everything clear to me once and for all.

>>84015178

based pusy poster

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>>84009644

>>84015054
He didn't beat her enough.

>>84009655
Kill yourself tripfag

>>84019229
Best girl, terrible tits

>>84009644
Stop fucking lying

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>>84014964
Fucking summer boys spotted

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>>84009644
My dad knew i kept rewatching this VHS just for this scene but he kept lending to me anyway.

Kate Bush's Babooshka music video.
I'd like to babooshka Kate's bush if you know what I mean.

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>>84009804
Every time.

>>84015114
I was 13 in 2003 you underage bastard man.

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I was infatuated with Demi from an early age, and I actually loved her huge fake tits for some reason.

My 13yo self blew endless loads to this piece of shit movie.

>>84022126
Wild on. FOREVER.

>>84022126
>>84024643
im more of a jules asner man myself

>>84024753
They both have aged like milk. God bless being a man.

Imagine being a janitor on 4chan and having to be all like "damn, /tv/, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your porn threads and horrific disgusting BRAAAPposting. I would totally laugh at your forced memes, both my tripcode and my anonymous self." when all he really wants to do is delete the entire fucking board and redirect it to >>>/trash/. Like seriously imagine having to do it for free while a BLACKED poster flaunts his thread in front of you, the "what's next for her career?"-posts barely concealing the off-topicness of /tv/, and just sit there, thread after thread, waifu after waifu, while spiderman discusses the merits of national socialism. Not only having to tolerate crab legs and cuckposting but /tv/'s endless arguing about capeshit as everyone says MARVEL BTFO and DAMN, HOW WILL DC EVER RECOVER?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and sift through the report queue deleting threads that make you want to kill yourself. You've been nothing but a hardass who curates forums and ensures high quality content your ENTIRE LIFE and once birthed a new way to look at 70s cinema. You've never even seen anything this fucking repetitive before, and now you swear you can taste the reddit that's breaking out on the front page as /tv/ continues to bathe in its own shit, smugly assured that you, the janitor, are enjoying the opportunity to DO IT FOR FREE and revel in /tv/'s "contrarian (for that is what it calls itself)" memes, the memes it worked so hard on shitposting for years. And then a new DRUMPF thread appears, and you know you could ban every single person on this board before the admins could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator status over this. Just bear it. Delete the cunnypost after three hours and bear it.

>>84009804

Lmfao

this is why I love /tv/


I thought this place had lost all OC, that summer has taken over, I was almost done with this site and then you get to read someone like this.

You sir are a true artist of words

thanks for making my day

also someone should screencap that probably for /r/4chan or something

>>84017704
>>those original releases with the titty slip
my man

>>84016300
>>84022598
>>84015084
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I always jerked it to this Saved by the Bell episode when the girls did this music video where they were working out

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>>84024753

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Generic blond #2140 from Nip/tuck

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>>84024931
>you will never eat kelly kapowski's ass through her leggings

Why even go on?

>>84009804
faggish and trying too hard
only a millennial would appreciate this

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>>84009644
Tightest JLC coming through

Geena Davis butt almost getting raped in Thelma and Louise
Neo and Trinity scene in Matrix Reloaded
Three's Company reruns
Alyssa Milano in Who's the Boss reruns
Girls Gone Wild commercials after SNL

>>84013908

Based femdomkino.

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>>84011466
holy shit it's been ages since i've seen this, i remember seeing this on fuse one day and my juvenile mind couldn't fathom girls kissing each other.

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first time i saw tits was in this movie
havent been the same since
probably the root of my porn addiction

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>>84015114
just fuck my shit up

>>84020006

No idea. It's a sex slave that's eaten alive by a monster, for fun. Surprised it didn't corrupt more kids into being vore and snuff fanatics.

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this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks

>>84022534

She aged like wine

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>>84014901
Only thing new here is you.

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>>84015034
At least post the good version

>>84020006
Pg-13 did not exist yet. PG movies used to have tits in them prior to 1984

plebs

childhood fap kino coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

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>>84019567
Animu patrician desu. Ryoko best girl.

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>>84023426
And you would have had a chance with her too anon. All you needed was an oversized glass filled with $2 bills.

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>>84025068
Speaking of Geena Davis.

>>84025325
The scene goes clear for 3 seconds but it's in Black n White.

>>84026051
>tiddie widdies soiled

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>>84025068
> He didn't get showtime at the Apollo

You got lucky

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>>84015114
I found the abortion scene to be both stunning & brave.

>>84026028
does she have any other slutty videos or pictures?

>>84026028
any other music videos from around that era like this?

>>84014901
I respect you for your double-layered meme.

That one episode of Charmed where Alyssa Milano was turned into a mermaid and she had pasties and body paint covering her nipples and everything else was left to my imagination

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>>84027235

Google is your friend m8. Search for Sabrina + 80s, or Sabrina Salerno.

She's Italian so there's a bunch of lewd. Now she's MILF-mode, and still lewds.

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> don't google what I look like now. Let me stay pure.

>>84027478
How about other music videos similar to hers?

>>84025181
to be fair, those are legitimately incredible tits

>>84027607

Fuck man, I can't remember. Just go search for some 80s music vids.

>>84027670
that sucks. I remember there was some real hot one with some babe in a dimly lit room and she's taking a bath and I think it had nip slips too.

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Ahh, I still remember watching it all the time on All union program when dad would go out to stand in the breadlines and mom would go chat with komisar in the bedroom.

Probably one of the Species movies.

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>>84027779
They've both got shot later, obviously?