ITT: Scenes that couldn't be made today

>>84000745
Kev don't give a shit. He'll probably include something like this in Clerks 3.

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>>84000745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhlpwBJ2NLs

>>84000905
There will be no clerks 3, Kevin is working on other movies that sound like ass. The guy that plays Randall doesn't want to do it. And even by the time they get their shit together kevin will probably be in his 50s and defeat the purpose of what the clerks movies were for him

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>>84000745
>How about a good ol' niggger work song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrmp9tXGb0

that scene where aaron eckhart feels up a 13 year old muslim girl

>clerks 2 was 11 years ago

Fuck me sideways.

>>84000905
>>84003484

Kev confirmed a month or so ago that Clerks 3 isn't happening but a new Jay & Silent Bob movie is.

Not like anyone should care, he's completely given up trying to make movies that other people want to see. His last movie was an excuse to pay his daughter and the one before that was an idea they hashed out on a podcast. His next before J&SB will be Moose Jaws, which is literally a comedy version of Jaws with a moose. The guy is smoking too much weed these days.

I do still defend Red State though. Smith needs to try something serious again.

Is there anyone past high school age who still likes these movies?

>>84003749
I do I guess, I miss the idea of a movie not having a political line. Finding comedy instead of another reason to rant on social media and compromising creativity.

>>84003867
The PC isn't what concerns me, it's just how juvenile the humor in Smith's earlier movies is. I thought Mallrats was really funny for about a year when I was 17 then got tired of it.

>>84003927
I must've re-watched stuff like Osmosis Jones, Friday, and Office Space a billion times and I still get a chuckle here and there from myself.

>>84004025
Office space is actually funny though.

>>84003749
clerks (the original) is great.
everything else in the series/universe is utter shit.
t. 27 year old balding man

>>84004059
yeah office space is great too

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>>84000745
Nothing. There is NOTHING that could not be filmed today.

STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE PUSSY FAGGOT MOOT AND GROW SOME SCROT.

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The Brink came close but wasn't really about politics.