what are some essential Jessica Alba movies

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>>83997855
Killer Inside Me

>>83997855
She's literally never been in a good movie. Watch the first two seasons of Dark Angel and call it a day.

>>83997855
Sin City I guess

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Flipper. She did 44 episodes of the remake of the iconic 60s tv show.

BULK OF THE SERIES, DUDE

the one where she shows up in a bikini next to a hole trying to seduce the main characther that happens to be married something like this
also that one about a guy with a curse for relationships she works with dolphins or penguins
did she ever make a serious movie ?

>>83997855
I feel like she is only good for being an eye candy.

In her prime she was extremely fucking hot

>>83998015
she may have been the hottest jew for a while

>>83998115
>Jessica Alba
>Jewish
nigger you might as well call her Mayan

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That "le funny beaner that steals jokes"-show episode where they DNA test her and find out she's mostly white, much to her displeasure.

More important: where are the lewd scenes?

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>>83998290
>literally never gotten naked onscreen except for that CGI bit in Machete Kill and even that was covered
There is that movie where she spends the whole time in a bikini, that seems hot

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Oh and this one, but I don't know the name

>>83998278
>that face
>that skin color
>not mostly white
i mean what did she expect?

>>83998418
When did brown become white?

into the ass

>>83998389
Idle hands is a fun movie.

>>83998389
Idle hands

>>83997872
why am i so turned on?

A petty ex once pointed out how she's "not that attractive" because her teeth are weirdly long. Now I can't unsee it.

>>83998348
They couldn't build a full club so they use a computer? KEK

>>83998851
Eh,they aren't that long.

Camp Nowhere.

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>>83998879
Every set in Sin City 2 was greenscreen

>>83998919
Is it worth watching?

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>>83998015
this is now a 'you will never' thread

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>>83998977
Fuck no, unless you're an Eva Green completist

>>83999001
I hope they paid her well for doing this.Jesus.

>>83998851
She has down syndrome eyes. Your ex was a jealous bitch grasping at straws desu.

>>83998851
>this is the kind of thing women tell themselves to cope with not being jessica alba

>>83998981
>>83998015
guess who took her virginity

based Dinoso

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>>83998851
look how uglier short teeth are

>>83999157
Now that you mention it. Her eyes do look like downy eyes. BTW she was still cute prego in sk4

>>83999291
Who's that? I don't live in meme-istan.

>36 years old
>still hasn't hit the wall, is only rubbing up against it

how do I ensure based Alba genetics for my future children?

>>83999362
You can't. You literally cannot, besides who wants kids with long teeth and downy eyes.

>>83999362
It's pretty crazy how well she's aged. Dark Angel was 20 years ago and she still looks as incredible.

>>83998439
hence the mostly part