>54 years old WAT

the power of good plastic surgery

Thetans son

Hes going look awesome with grey hair

The surgery looks noticeable.

>>83993728
According to the info at the bottom he's 23, stupid.

>>83994246
That... was actually a really funny joke.

Here is a (You)

>>83993728
>Russel Crowe calls Tom Cruise a young man in The Mummy
>Tom Cruise is older than him
I chuckled

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>>83994221
handsome as fuck

>>83994694
You managed to suck the humour out of it though, good job

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what did they mean by this?

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>notice toms midline isnt down his two central incisors
>all his maxillary teeth are off centre due to this missing probable lateral or bicuspid

tom cruise is ruined for me

>>83994801
>read aussie newspaper
>picture of russell crowe getting fat
>CROWE GROWS TO THE MAXIMUS
top kek

>>83993728
Wear sunscreen every day, boys. Become familiar with antioxidants (both in your diet and to be applied topically).

>>83995083
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk

>>83995107
>antioxidants
yeah no, that fucks up your body and prevents mitohormesis

>>83993728
Xenu expects only the most beautiful enemy

Give it 5 years and he will move up to the next stage of scientology, finally ridding himself of the need for eyes. He will see everything past and present his his thetanvision

>>83995107
>antioxidants
You would be deadly early if your body didnt do this itself

>>83993728
The power of scientology. Checkmate atheists.

Scientology magic

>You will never gain immortality secrets with Scientology

Feels bad man