Are we witnessing the advent of boobkino?

>>83993555
>those trips

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>>83993555
God I love thigh gaps.

>>83993555
You know where Baywatch went wrong? Look at the cut of their fucking suits. If they put Alexandra in a skimpy bikini and let those giant tits bounce naturally for the whole movie, I'd be game to see it.

If your game is gonna be tits and swimsuits, do it right. This isn't the 80s any more. The only women in one pieces are grandmas and women with stretch marks.

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>>83993555

>>83993583
>party knockers in the house tonight

Nobody cares about the two literally whos with average tits and Daddario lost weight/boobs size and the swimsuits aren't even sexy/sexually aggressive. How did they fuck up so badly the only thing they had to get right?

Should have been Daddario / Upton / Ratajkowski

Instead it's these literally who women, shame

>>83993555
will the sequel put them in burkinis?

>>83993555
I saw the movie, not bad

they should've got bailey jay to do the slow motion bulge jiggle.

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>>83993555
>You know where Baywatch went wrong?

>>83993670
Literal whos that somehow still didn't get naked for the film. How can you not show tits in this?

>>83993670
I agree. How would their boobs rank from biggest to smallest?

>>83993555
>teenage years in the 80s
>went to dozens of R13 rated films with the gang from school
>topless and minor gore scenes in nearly all of them
>get to laugh at safezoned millennials today

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>>83993610
One pieces would be hot if they were the originals. These suck.

>>83993621
stop spamming your shitty pic you cunt. only seething redditors complain about redditors

Absolutely bud. This just shows how CRITICS are so out of touch. This movie was made for FANS and they friggin loved it. I saw people leaving their theatres with soaking wet pants. Not a dry theatre left in the country after this movie! Call your Bros and go see this movie now you won't regret ;)

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>>83993555
>reddit spacing

>>83993555
Alex' boobs weren't even on display at all. She wasn't the "hot chick" of the movie, the blonde was.

>>83994746
the fuck are you even bitching about?

>>83994770
amazing, given that the blonde is ugly in comparison

They had an R rated movie with swinging dicks and NO bare tits. Talk about missing the point of the original series and ignoring their target demographic.

RIVERS OF PISS

>>83994839
I went to see it for Alex, but I must admit, the blonde was pretty hot in the movie

RAUNCHY
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Middle one looks healthier than the titcow

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>IT'S PARTY TIME, THE ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Can someone explain this? I didn't get it.

>>83993555
Kelly Rohrbach (the middle one)'s nudes have leaked. Just saying.

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>>83993555
Crazy how they managed to make Mammario's chest look so unimpressive in this flick.

>>83995681
roast beef

>>83995681
Why does she wear that bright red lipstick? Every time I see her I can't help thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCbegtw0JM

>>83995776
Leaves a mark on my dick when she's done with it.

>>83994643
t. reddit