All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Shitposts in bed? Another glorious day on /tv/. A day on /tv/ is like a day on the farm. Every thread's a masterpiece! Every meal is crab legs! Every meme a classic! I *love* /tv/!
How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?
Feet pics and falcon chow!
>this was considered a fit and manly physique in the nineties
Look into my eye.
>>83993706
> Aliens
> 90s
>>83993706
Perfectly sculpted gym muscle is now the norm in tv now... these people were real people in the actual army they dont want <10% body fat, those guys don't do well if they have to go a few days without food.
Dont get me wrong army guys are built as fuck but but it's practical muscle not aesthetic and looks more like OP's pic than ben assfleck in batman
It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy waifus we have to rescue from their virginity.
Hey /tv. have you ever been mistaken for a man before?
brapholes and elbows
>>83993817
>10th reply
You're slipping. Pick up the pace.
>>83993817
Oh that's just great man, the threads been crashed by memers! We're in some real fruity shit now!
Game over man, game over!
>>83993814
No, have you?
cunnyposters mostly come at night. mostly.
>>83993081
So I guess this is the sgt from Halo.
>>83993653
You secure that shit, Anon
>>83993081
LOOK INTO MY EYE
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>>83993860
Why did she sound British in that scene?
>>83993081
Looks like the new janitor's too good to eat with the rest of us shitposters.
>>83994124
Brown eye for this chickenshit outfit.
Somebody wake up Australia.
Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaked for a man?
How many big guys for you is this, lieutenant?
>>83994130
Because she is. Do your research.
>>83995735
28, without flightplan. With flightplan 2, including Huan O'View.
>>83994130
>Why is the character from Bongland speaking in Bong?
What did he mean by this?
>>83993081
Tell that to the Covenant.