Stargate General

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GOOLD?

>>83990880
They sucked. As soon as Oneil left the show, it went down hill.

Replicators sucked
Ori sucked
Human life drinkers on Atlantis sucked

More BBC GOOLD and Jaffa please

>>83990903
it was about money right?

>>83990903
The GOOLD stuff was pure kino, once they got those Farscape F listers and these new shitty storylines the show really went down the shitter.

>>83990938
No clue, never bothered to find out

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It sucked after they showed their total ineptitude with doing anything interesting with the most hyped up super evil satan clone goold.

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>>83990880
>not liking based waifu

>>83990949
Ya, I meant the story after that went down hill, especially the fucking ori

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Did you prefer nerd Daniel Jackson or buff OP ancient Daniel Jackson?

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>>83990927
>Replicators sucked

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>>83990998
>>83990949
>>83990927
And those who are prideful and refuse to bow down, shall be laid low and made into dust.

>>83991005
Both. I loved the way his character evolved

>>83990975
I was angry at this whole story arc
>guy gets taken out like a bitch even though they went to "hell"
>Apophis wasn't a bigger reveal and never felt like he was a powerful villain when he came back

>>83990964
quick look says Anderson ("Jack O'Neill") departed the regular cast of Stargate SG-1 after Season Eight, in order to spend more time with his young daughter at home in California. (Stargate films on an arduous schedule in Vancouver, British Columbia.)

>>83991064
>the scene in the diner when daniel figures out who the chuckling fatty is

One of my fave eps

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>>83991024
>it's a human form replishitter episode
>it's that dude angry at Samantha Carter episode

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>>83991053
>>83990975
They surely know how to to hype their baddies but always end up fucking up their losses in the most shit tier off the cuff ways possible.

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>>83991096
>>83991064
K I N O
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>>83990994
Patrician taste, my friend.

This is now a Jewel Staite General.

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>>83991096
I liked Anubis' first prime. Dude tried to shoot ascended Daniel, and then just started bowing when it was clear he and Anubis were about to god battle.

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>It's a listening to Apophis host when he's about to die episode

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>>83991096
Based Jim.

>>83991105
>human form replishitter
THAT is were they did go to shit but the OG replicators were best enemy imho

>>83991202
The original swarm lego replishitters were actually good I agree.

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posting for hot tok'ra tits

>>83991236
I wish there was more real interaction between the Tok'ra and Tauri.

>>83991236
>jack refused this for samantha
>samantha and jacks lovelife went nowhere

I remember hearing this was because fans didn't want jack and sam together, is this true?

Was it even mentioned that the Jaffa or Tok'ra (especially the Tok'ra) that they were concerned about the Tauri becoming so powerful so quickly? Especially when they basically got all of the Asgards shit?

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>>83991323
I remember Jacob always making some snarky patronizing comments whenever he was on a mission with SG1, saying they shouldn't be handling all this new shit and expect it to go without problems. Basically mocking their seemingly carefree attitude, which obviously wasn't true.

>>83991323
Post-Anubis the Jaffa were concerned about the rising power/influence of the Tauri in the galaxy, but by then the Tok'ra were pretty much irrelevant.

If the Tollan survived would they have been BTFO by season 10 Earth technology?

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this any good?

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>>83991474
Absolutely. I think they are only high tier, below Asgards. While S10 Tau'ri are very high tier, thanks to all their Asgard and Ancient tech.

>>83991512
Earth had Asgard and Ancient tech but they barely knew how to use either.

Asgard ships could go between galaxies in a matter of minutes/hours, but Earth ships using the same/more advanced drives took days using the most advanced power source known to go between neighboring galaxies.

>>83991474
no not really true they have the Asgards hard drive with all there shit and Atlantis there still trying to utilize it all and understand it but you could argue since the tollan are not a Waring race like earth is earth might have an advantage

>>83991474
Tollans are too arrogant. They would get buttfucked. Also their ion cannons a shit. Can't even penetrate slightly Ancient powered goold shields lmao

Rank Stargate Technology tiers from 1 (lmaoooo) to 10 (Muscular Ancients)

S1 Earth = 1
Ancients = 10
Asgard = 9?
End of series Earth = 8?
GOOLD = 5/6?

Where would Earth be before we got all the Asgard shit but had our own ships etc? 5?

So how much do you think those laser weapons hurt during that Ashen episode where they are trying to throw the note into the Stargate

>>83992148
>Where would Earth be before we got all the Asgard shit but had our own ships etc? 5?
4/5. We're able to take on Ha'tak one on one but as soon as there are two we are fucked. Goolds have better shields and offensive capabilities thanks to their relatively efficient crystal powered generators. And they're more agile it seems to me.

>>83992205
Interesting, thanks lad.

Looking more into this stuff as I give the series a rewatch after a long time.

Valla is probably the most obnoxious TV show character ever.
Like why the fuck is this grown ass old woman acting like a lolsorandumb bitch suddenly getting 90% of screentime ?

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>>83992245
>Farscape actor invasion

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>That episode where Teal'c bangs Seven of Nine

>>83992260
>everyone pretends she's beautiful when her face is fucked up

I don't know what farscape is but that bitch ruined my friday afternoons until I just stopped watching

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>>83992277
>Teal'c triple dubs

>>83992277
It wasn't Seven of Nine it was T'Pol

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>>83992182
Were they killed? Looked like mini bolts to me.

>>83992245
I hated all the new characters.

>Landry is annoying as fuck
>Cam is literally a dumbass soldier
>Valla is literally whore

I got bored of them by the 2nd episode

>Daniel I'm preggo
>Daryl?

Fuck you, you should have stayed on your other show

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>There will never be a Stargate in the current year series where we can see what the fuck has happened in the last 10 years series.
>If there ever is a new series it will probably be a fucking reboot

>>83992408
I'd rather they let it rip cause the whole valla/auri thing ruined the series Ciciolina Mascarpone who plays Vallas auri daughter was pretty hot though.

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>>83992408
I would never want one. Decade after sequels and reboots are utter shit. We have more than enough material as is.

>>83992408
I know everyone hates the term "soft-reboot" but we could use one. Stargate as a franchise was pretty directionless after season 8 of SG-1.

I vote we do what Star Trek did after TOS ended and do sequel movies (as in The Motion Picture, Wrath of Khan, etc). Wrap up some of the storylines in their own movies. Even bring a close to Atlantis and Universe. Bring in a new movie SG-1 and have the old SG-1 pass the torch on.

>>83992499
SG1 had like 5 straight to DvD movies

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>>83992439
>>83992470
>>83992499
Starring as Colonel Jack O'Neill in Stargate The Current Year Series.

>>83992364
I think it's implied, homeboy got shot right in the forehead and didn't flinch after the shot

>>83992520
They had 2.

>>83992499
>Wrap up some of the storylines in their own movies. Even bring a close to Atlantis and Universe.
They wanted but there was no money. Now it's too late anyway. Actors are too old and it would just be a vapid nostalgia trip.

>>83992535
Well it certainly did feel like 5

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>>83990880
>I really didn't like much after the GOOLD storylines tbqh

Indeed, they should have gone with some kinda "Stargate Federation" theme after defeating the Goa'uld, instead of simply recycling them as whatever alien badguys replaced them.

>>83992569
Gatefleet
Starfleet

>>83991005
>buff OP ancient Daniel Jackson?
when does this begin?

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>>83992621
S7 when he comes back.

>>83991511
no

>>83992543
That's why you bring in a new movie SG-1 and have the old SG-1 pass the torch.

I'm not talking straight-to-DVD either, I'm talking theatrical.

You could have the first movie be about the Trust. Even have Ronny Cox come back as the villain, now in charge of the Trust.

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I unironically hated this guy more than anyone in the series.

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>>83992699
Then you must have loved this scene.

>>83992715
Yes. GOOLD and other shits could slaughter millions but Kinsey made me more buttblasted than anyone.

>>83991474
Their problem was stagnation, they had that phase through walls shit and a machine that can disable guns by basically magic. If they applied that well they'd probably beat s10 earth

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Reminder that Stargate was soft disclosure and Trump literally has Thor as a best buddy right now.

Spaceships WHEN

>>83992148
asgard and ancients both range from 7-10.

the asgard had stupidly better hyperdrives than the ancients, to the point where they could get from one galaxy to another in a few minuets. the ancients just decided to make a wormhole drive instead of trying to get better hyperdrives

>>83993004
>from one galaxy to another in a few minuets.
When did this ever happen?

>>83993033
A few times in SG-1.

hows about a spinoff about the ancient goa'uld dynasties, who cucked Ra to spawn the Tok'Ra, and about the Gao'uld in general

>>83991230
those are crasy

GOOLD were not able to use an Asgard as a host?

>>83993038
Are you sure about minutes between galaxies though? I don't think that's true. That's insane overkill.

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>>83991268
>there is an alternate timeline where sam peggs jack each night

>>83993125
I think Sam is the best portrayed "strong" woman on TV

>>83993157
definitely that episode where the ship gets stuck in a nebula and the crew disappear and then her ghost dad tells her she's unhappy because she needs a man is unusual for stronk woman

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asgaard city

>>83993157
it her fault for allowing replicator carter to thrive.

>>83993092
Now that I think about it the only time they actually gave us a rough time was when they dragged Prometheus to another galaxy, and they said that was hours, but they were towing a whole other starship so it wasn't an accurate measurement of time.

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>>83993209
>There was never an episode or three where SG1 were on an Asgard planet for a prolonged period where they got to take a tour and learn about their culture and what they like to do when they aren't having to fight Replicators.

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>>83990994
>>83991135
I like you guys

The ancient are the first life forms in the universe?

>>83990927
i liked the replicators
agree with the rest
Ori were especially shit

>>83992499
the format of a movie is really bad for stargate

what was the episode where jack got stuck off world after the gate got covered and he begrudgingly took a wife but pissed her off by non-stop digging for his way home?
how long was he stuck again?

>>83993342
releasing replicators on the Ori was a pretty cool idea

>>83993264
I already assumed you were thinking about that episode. That's the episode after Prometheus was unveiled and they were only a thousand light years or so away I think. Thor towed them back to Earth in seconds, though which is still fast as fuck.

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>You will never have an Asgard (agender, female personality) gf.

WHY LIVE

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>>83993395
The episode where meteorites bombard them I think. S3 A Hundred Days

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>>83993421
>you will never have a Goa'uld (symbiotic, parasitic personality) gf
>she will never wisper sweet nothings into your brainstem

WHY LIVE

>>83993468
thats the one, two questions, one answer heh

>>83993477
I dunno but I'd be fine with a Tok'ra

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>>83993477
>you will never have a Ba'al infested Adria gf

>>83993508
Wait, What?
She was haf

anyone got some webms of Lt Boobs from sg universe?

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>>83993631
It's Lieutenant Hooters.

>>83993477
how would such a creature even evolve?
my guess: a normal parasitic worm, that infects hosts just like tapeworms do slowly burrows it's way to the backbone, were it is absolutely safe and can drink all the blood he wants. Similar to toxoplama gondii, it releases certain chemicals that change the hosts behaviour in order to increase the parasites survival chance. Because the homeworld of the Goa'uld was dangerous and their hosts were incredibly stupid, the Goa'uld that influenced their hosts behaviour the best/smartest way survived. Slowly they learned how to link better with the host brain, even getting their sensory input. All of that required a lot of brainmatter in the parasites themselves, so it was harder for them to pass on like a tapeworm. But trough their host control they managed to cooperate with other host/parasites and ended up with a ritualistic exchange of hosts.
When the first intelligent species arrived they had to adapt again to truly enslave the conciousness

is SG universe any good?
What even is it about?

>>83993726
>is SG universe any good?
No.
>What even is it about?
Feels in space.

>>83993388
There were probably people who said the same about Star Trek.

>>83993669
nice
best part of universe
too bad her career went nowhere afterwards

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May I share something with you GOOLD

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>>83993933
You're the GOOLD

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how much do you like asgaard's footpucci

>>83994110
I remember first seeing this episode as a kid, I was so fucking hyped when these big guys appeared.

>>83993955
his head is huge here, is that why he died?

>>83994110
>tfw you're a teenager into fantasy and in that Merlin episode all the ancient gods are revealed to be grey midgets

At least the concept of the gooold is cool

>>83994180
Ditto.

Goosebumps when this theme came on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gB3QZR3iWk

>>83994232
GOOLD shits IRL as Stargate is soft disclosure were angry that based Hammond of Texas exposed their true nature.

>>83994250
I think I've rewatched this episode more than any other because of the memories.

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>You will never be abducted by a rogue Asgard scientist and attached to their SUCC machine

WHY LIVE

>>83993195
yeah this episode what unusual. And who were those aliens?

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Reminder that Kane was a GOOLD

>>83993669
What's the context behind this?

>>83991511
BUILT BY ANCIENTS SO LONG AGO

I'm stalled on season 9 because the "previously on" segment of the next episode starts with that pirate alliance and I know that means Vala is coming back.

I fucking hate Vala

>>83994423
>that episode where Rodney hallucinates her in her underwear

>>83994869
im watching season 9 now for the first time now. im upto 18 now and she is only in one third of the episodes.
you get at least 12 episodes with just daniel, sam, teal'c and cam.

>>83994989
I'm up to 16, and I just don't want her back. She's annoying and shit and not nearly as hot as the show wants me to think she is

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>>83993955
watch it Ta'uri!

>>83995005
Enjoy S10 then. She's part of the main cast then which means every episode. She even becomes part of SG1. What a joke.

>>83995033
Ugh.

I'm watching Atlantis side-by-side, is that at least good to make up for SG1 being shit?

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they made the mistake of not teaching ancient to carter, tealc and jack, so that daniel would be less crucial to the show and we could have avoided the Daniel Jackson show.

>>83995039
Yeah until S5 I'd say so. S5 has some good episodes, a few great too, but overall it's meh. The final episode is a travesty of pure shit writing.

>>83991511
it's really a shame, Stargate would make for a great cartoon, because SG-1 is already so cartoonish that you wouldn't even have to change the tone at all (goofy, over-the-top villains, lots of humor, generally light violence, lots of cool weapons and gadgets), and you could finally do really exciting visuals on other worlds instead of being limited to the canadian forest, kind of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yd_QxOp5ic

in fact I think the best possible way to revive Stargate would be to make an SG-1 CGI show in the style of Clone Wars sort of. call it Stargate Command or something. maybe even get the old cast to do the voices

>>83995085
S5 appears to coincide with two SG1 movies. Are they any good?

I notice Vala is on the poster for one of them so I am not optimistic.

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>>83992649

>>83995085
>The final episode is a travesty of pure shit writing.

ST Voyager tier?

>>83995117
Ark of Truth concludes the Ori mess in a less then stellar way.

Continuum is fun if you like time travel.

>>83995117
the first half or so of ark of truth is pretty neat, but the movie is a mess for the most part

continuum is an all around great sendoff to SG-1

Continuum is really bad

This thread made me start watching again. Just her voice saying Lucian Alliance is making me cringe

>>83995205
wrong, it's really great

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>>83995205
"no"

So I'm angry about Vala, but I forgot how nice Sam's cleavage was. It's very soothing

I want to know more on annubis ascension

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>>83992531
fuckoff

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Frasier is a qt

>>83995381
O'Neill should be portrayed as a person of colour.

>>83995341
Don't see what's there left to explain. Oma Desala fucked up because of her hippie attitude and trusted pure evil. The others made her pay.

>>83995341
He figured it out through research, so he was able to trick Oma by answering all her riddles correctly. She believed he was enlightened so helped him ascend.

Turns out he was just a nerd who memorised the test, so when he tried to use his powers for evil, the Ancients voted him out and made his hallucination diner form a fat guy as his punishment.

>>83995401
but how did she fail to see the host was a goold?

>>83995429
She knew, but he tricked her into thinking he was a good goold.

>>83995429
>>83995401
and the host is ascended too ?

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ayyyyy

>>83995429
Maybe she knew and just thought #notallgoolds?

>>83995444
>You will never be bros with Based Thor and spend the weekends getting hammered at intergalactic pubs with your other Asgard mates

Fuck

>>83993624
that should've hit him though, it wasn't a fast projectile like a bullet. A trowed knife was able to go through a shield like that when O'neill attacked Apophis.
But ofc they could explain that this was a different/upgraded personal shield

>Promethus got destroyed
oh shit.jpg
>just kidding lol we had another one ready

thank you based Odyssey

>>83995461
>you will never find out what color food cubes you like best

>>83995440
probably not, the host are little bitches suppressed to cowering in the corner when it comes to goul'd. That may be part of the whole black shimmery body that anubis had, i never understood that...
An ascended tokra could be a different story

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>>83995461
>>83995503
For me, it's red triangle.

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what is a taste of a goold?

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>>83995539
not as good as chocolate ice cream

>>83995539
Jellied eel

Any Brits here?

>>83995539
tastes like chicken, you know chicken, brawk brawk brawk

>>83995533
the blue is a suppository

http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Guy

What the FUCK was this guys problem?

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>>83995385
cutest doctors?

pic related > Keller > Lam >Frasier

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>>83995638
You failed to mention me, the cutest!

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>>83995659
:D

>>83995659
You might be right

All the others are sexy, but he is easily the cutest

>>83990949
I liked the episode in museum. Daniel was pure golden in this episode.

Why did the Jaffa believe the Goold were gods again? Their Ancient tech that gave them "magi powers"?

Over the course of the show we see Jaffa operating that stuff on a regular basis, and being present while the Goold act decidedly un-godlike

>>83990903
I dunno the farscape refugee made it a fine final season.

The real decline happened when Daniel got superpowers

what bugged me always, Goauld weapons weren't really lethal, even at the end of the series, while T'auri always fought with those... well, until they captured zets.
Even against their once allies, the jaffas, in the ori seasons they used guns against them.

>>83995809
SG-1 BluRay when?

>gun battle while tagging the gates
>need help
>call Jackson instead of Carter to help fight

what the fuck is this shit?

>>83995809
>when Daniel got superpowers
wich one? ascendation? Merlin knowledge? ori power?

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>in the end Vala wasn't even in the episode, just the prologue

This is a good day. Thanks thread

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one of the best eps

Stargate was very good. SG1 a bit worse after S8 but the last episode unending was full of feels during the 'have you ever seen the rain' montage. Universe got really good during season 2 so it's a shame they canceled it just as it got its foothold. And now Stargate is dead forever.

>>83996170
>still having 200+ episodes of awesomeness
feels good

>>83996249
Yeah. But it was so good back in 2010 when I started on Stargate after watching the Emmerich movie and SGU was still on going.

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>SG-1 first aired 20 years ago and was canceled 10 years ago

>>83996170
i liked universe during those first few episodes where it was just about figuring out survival, air, water etc
swapping bodies back on earth was shit, the politics of who was in charge was bearable, the chemistry between professor cranky scotsman and everone else was the best.
it did have some grabage episodes, but i was happy just having new stargate

>>83996358
>tfw
I want to get the complete off world kit they used in SG1. I have the flight suit from daedalus on Atlantis, and the blue on base uniform they sometimes used on SG1.

>>83996427
This tbqh

Removing magic stones and adding more weird shit (they were supposed to be on the other side of the universe god dammit) would make Universe GOAT

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Its complete nonsense that they didnt ever disclose the stargate project.
>muh chaos
Eventually that shit has to disclose and the more you wait the more unrest it will cause when you finally do it.

>>83996480
Allowing universe to continue just for a few more episodes wouldve made it goat and easily SG1 tier.
BTW you guys do know from S8 and out we are in an alternate timeline? 'our' original SG1 died in S8 I'm ancient Egypt

>>83996484
>Sooo, uhh.... US Air Force has been killing powerful aliens, raking in their advanced technology and bringing unimaginable danger to Earth every two months or so for the past ten years. Hope you're not mad!

>>83996484
The Stargate Atlantis or SG1 movie planned (can't remember exactly which one) was supposed to deal with the exposure of the program. Joe Flanigan tried to save Atlantis as well but were unfortunately not able to.

>>83996529
There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT!

>>83996525
Nah man, you could already see that the writers had no clue what they were doing and would just go for more of the same. When they introduced the "descendants" of Destiny's crew I was sure nothing original and interesting would come of this show.

>>83996525
>BTW you guys do know from S8 and out we are in an alternate timeline? 'our' original SG1 died in S8 I'm ancient Egypt

Close enough

>>83996586
Disagree. And that seems to be the consensus among fans too - during the last episodes it got quite good and the mystery larger. I liked the alternate SGU crew living on Novus. I don't really see your problem with it. SG1 did many alternate timeline / universe episodes. Here we just saw consequences of one.

>>83990994
Shame about that tat on her back otherwise she'd be a 10 unfortunately gotta drop marks she's so 7

>>83996636
Yeah there was this reddit post where a guy asked about it and a guy went into a large almost autistic explanation of why the original SG1 died there.
I know it's reddit but it's actually a pretty good read.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/4s1wdw/question_to_mallozzi_did_the_original_prime/

But in my mind our SG1 always lived. Exactly because of what all the other SG1s did.

>>83996714
I'm not going to read that because I already knew that. "close enough" were Jack's last words and it was a joke from when Homer messes with time travel too

>>83996652
I didn't like it, because IMO it showed that the writers can't come up with any more episodes without introducing new characters - and the whole point of that show was that Destiny's crew was isolated and on their own, very far away. Though I suppose magic stones already ruined it, like getting a doctor from earth to perform surgery. For fucks sake, how stupid do you have to be to do this to your story.

I did like the reveal about the possible purpose of Destiny, that could have been cool but desu they would probably just ruin it too.

>>83996739
It's a interesting read because the original SG1 goes wonkers much earlier. However I like to think that we just saw what that alternate SG1 did. Say the reason you are reading this is because alternate versions of you saved you and your family from getting destroyed and so on. So our SG1 never died. They were alive. The prime SG1 always was and is. You could say the original Atlantis team died but also that the prime Atlantis team in the prime SG1 world lived because of alternate Weir rescuing them.

>>83996743
They did some mistakes but it was shaping up and they had good stuff along with movies planned. Shows need time to wsrablos themselves and had they only got a bit more time I'm sure they would have survived.

>>83996873
Establish '' goddamn keyboard

>>83996484
huh?
Liberals know better how to protect people

>it's a two characters get possessed to justify out of character actions as fan-service

YAY!

>it's never a Sam and Dr Frasier get possessed and make out episode

BOO!

>>83996714
>aka the one that most scientists that will consider time travel at all generally agree to be the most likely.

hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>83992182
>>83992364

>>83997090
Within the scope of the show. Obviously.

>trying to get into dark matter s3 and marathoning 1 and 2
ehhh

anyone else not feeling it? Does ep2 and 3 get any better?

>>83997192
Yeah I dropped

>>83992408
I just wish they had continued Universe

>>83997192
Haven't watched it but since mallozi made it I figure I should iuld give it a chance a chance.

>>83997077
?? Carter got goauld'ed (tokra'ed)

>>83997268
She never kissed Frasier though

>>83997192
justt going to watch ep3

ep2 had bad news for Jodelle

>supposed to finish in S8
>agree to come back for S9
>take every opportunity to show off your delicious milky cleavage

Amanda Tapping was a real hero

>>83997249
Should give it a chance '' fucking hell my keyboard

>>83997295
i feel like its dragged on a bit too long

rip
>>83997330
>>83997249
s1 is kinda fun, s2 is... meh, ok i guess

s3 is just kinda, oh wait we lost all our super powers WELP gotta level up again and the qt black chick is gone
>>83997229
reckon its worth dropping? Wont magically get good will it... ;_;

Not saying SG1 was the most authentic military show but they sure as shit got loved by the air force. And they tried to do things as authentic as they could within the scope of the show. Making O'Neill end up as a desk Clark was pretty realistic. Pretty cool the military gave them planes, vehicles, airmen, made two real generals act on it and so on. And even a fucking nuclear submarine.

The DHD has the battery to make the wormhole ?

>>83997435
ja

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I hate when Vala calls Tealc ''muscle''

>also another roastie fucking things up

>>83997435
No you don't need it to dial. But it sure is good having

>>83997477
I liked vala

>>83997298
>>>take every opportunity to show off your delicious milky cleavage
proof?

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>>83992886
>Trump, we require human insight into how to defeat our dreaded enemy, the Replicators. Humans have a unique way of problem solving that may aid us.
>BUILD A SPEHS WALL!!!
>MAKE THE REPLICATORS PAY FOR IT!!!

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>>83997540
Episode has no reason for her to be in a corset the entire time, yet she is.

Plus obviously Rodney's fantasy in Atlantis where she goes swimming in just a bra

>>83996019
Was it rape?

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>>83997669
hahaha
drumpf, amirite?

>>83997686
>Get close to menopause
>Suddenly go nuts with fanservice

Every time.

What the hell happened to the Nox. They were pretty fucking advanced, why didn't they pitch in against the replicators?

>>83997723
I'm sorry for questioning our glorious leader. plz forgive.

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I'm watching this series for the first time (I'd seen random eps as a kid/teen but ignored them)

I'm about to hit season 8, should I do the suggested watching order where i jump between atlantis and SG1? or just watch everything from one series then the next?

following this:

* 01 - Stargate movie
* 02 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 1.1 to 8.2
* 03 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 1.1 to 1.15
* 04 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 8.3 to 8.20
* 05 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 1.16 to 2.1
* 06 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 9.1 to 10.2
* 07 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 2.2 to 3.4
* 08 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 10.3 to 10.12
* 09 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 3.5 to 3.19
* 10 - Stargate SG-1, episodes 10.13 to 10.20
* 11 - Stargate: The Ark of Truth
* 12 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 3.20 to 5.1
* 13 - Stargate: Continuum
* 14 - Stargate Atlantis, episodes 5.2 onwards.
* 15 - Stargate Universe, All

>>83997828
Isolationist hippie pacifists.

>>83997849
Watch them side by side.

>>83997849
I'd just switch to Atlantis, then go back to SG-1 if you still want more. The crossover is minor, events in both galaxies are kept pretty seperate.

>>83997889
>telling him not to watch S8 of SG1

You are bad person

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mommy

>>83997928
>we want the 7 of 9 audience

>>83997928
>we want the seven of nine audience boners
>no wait we don't

If Star Trek exists as a tv show in the SG canon, then why did nobody recognise that Teal'c's girlfriend was T'Pol?

Are they all plebs who never watched Enterprise?

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>>83997966

why they kick drop her for man?

>>83998029
episode with Tealc's gf was in 2000
Enterprise first aired in 2001
you do the math

>>83998088
So DG got her the job on Enterprise?

cool

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>>83997282
Are you sure

>>83997834
be sorry for being horribly unfunny

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I want my Stargate Atlantis movie

>>83997828
They told sg1 to be pacifists against Apophis. They were probably too busy eating hallucinogenic mushrooms and jerking off in the forest to be of any use.

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>wearing the whore collar

>>83998212
be sorry for falling for such weak bait

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>>83998266
>it's a the golden galactic emperor who rules with an iron fist over hundreds of planets as their god has to personally walk around a muddy forest with a handful of soldiers to capture a weird bug episode

>>83998310
>reverse search for episode
>This is a human

Well done Google. Impressive AI you got there.

>>83998315
omg lol baited XDDD

>>83998342
9.16

>>83998325
>go on hunting trips to exotic planet with a few bros
goa'uld life is comfy

>>83998342
Well, Google realized she is not a Jaffa, nor a Goauld. That's pretty impressive.

>>83998325
It's important for a leader to be visible, particularly in autocratic societies.

Roman Emperors used to visit military bases and join expeditions too.

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his front teeth are very short. this is freking me out.

>>83998467
WORMHOLES

>>83998383
Thanks.

>>83998460
>making excuses for shitty writing

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>>83998440
>Google
>Able to recognise a Jaffa

Nice try.

>>83998527
>Muh personal logic > Entertainment value

Autists plz go

>>83997192
>>83997295
Watched it. a bit underwhelming.
Rebelling slave mine planet again.
Twists in every 5 minutes by somebody backstabbed somebody again.
Main characters died? semi cliffhanger again.
oh MC leaves, new members come again.
New villainous charismatic characters introduced then killed 5 minutes later, again.
meanwhile old character brought back, again.

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>>83990880
I remember enjoying the Ori stuff and the King Arthur inspired mythos as a kid when I was obsessed with Stargate, but the episodes I've rewatched since then in the /tv/ couch streams, TV reruns and such has all been the older episodes, which I enjoyed even now. Not sure how the Ori arc has aged

>>83998921
Yep pretty much.

Dropped

>>83990927
The human replicators were fucking dogshit

>it's an O'Neil is frightened by the sneks episode

>Miles O'Brien gets nuked to death

Even in another show the guy just cannot catch a break

While it's not the best, I do enjoy how self aware S9 is. And Teal'c dual-wielding P90s

>>83999173
>>83999326
I loved the human ship designs in this show, the turtleshell looks good and makes sense.

>>83999343
blessed be harvest

>>83990927
Replicators were the best ones of all.

The most genuinely terrifying aliens of all time in all shows

>>83999610
Human replicators were shit

>>83999631
they were the best

>>83999663
You're wrong

>>83999610
>>83999663
That's because they are the borg

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>>83999610
Ba'al is objectively the best enemy.

>>83997849
I watched them side by side (SG1 ep 15, Atlantis ep 15, etc) and that worked out well for me, BUT it does make the progression of plot feel a lot slower on SG1, especially in season 10, which is all over the fucking place.

>>83999965
BAALED

>>83999965
This. He was the highlight of the last seasons. No wonder he got a film too

>>84000082
GOOLd

what was o'neill`s job during SGU?

>>84000550
Homeworld Security boss

>>83991226

dun dan dun dan dun dan dun dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXgNNg9YQKs

so i'm watching that episode where they go through the gate, meet aliens, and make the aliens sick as fuck. would this not happen literally every time they go to a semi isolated planet? everyone gets sick as fuck and half of everyone dies from each others diseases they have no immunity to?

>>83991016

I don't remember that episode. Is that a replicator ship?

>>84001145
no

>>84001145
The Ancients did a sciency-wiency thing to stop it, same way all the aliens speak English unless it's a plot point that they don't

>>84001235
I remember reading something once about this being a major concern about meeting aliens, there's a chance they could carry some virus that's so different to our immune system it would wreck everyone. 100 percent fatality rate. seems possible to me, as all the bugs we get now are just a mutation of one our immune system has experience fighting

>it's an out of work Star Trek actor shows up

Oh Chip, I miss you

>>84001364
This is what happened when the spainish people arrived in america. The indians died from common cold tier stuff

>>84001569
Stargates automatically decontaminate everyone that travels through them

>>84001605
Than why don't they just send the ill people through it? They would came out perfectly healthy

>>84001697
decontamination =/= healing

>>84001729
I don't understand.
If they stay ill, they will spread the illness.

>>84001782
They usually don't send sick people through the gate.

>>84001826
So how do we know it has healing power?

>>84001851
Decontamination =/= curing disease

Otherwise barbicide would cure cancer

>>84001970
Fine, than how do we know it has decontamination power?

>>84000000

>>84001995
Back in the ealy days they used to run medical checks on everyone who went through the gate. When the teams came back with no mrsa on their skin I guess that told them

>>83997849
*02- Stargat SG-1 S1-S6
drop the rest

>>84002059
fuck you, Atlantis is cool

>>84002143
no it's really not