/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Fuck this numale bullshit

>>83988746

FUCK JEAN JUDY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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>>83987614
>>83987535
>>83987513
I think he knew about it---vaguely, in a murky distorted way...just like the principal in season 3

>I had a DREAM I went in that apartment....but I didn't go there!

Also, I think the whole principal section is in the future. Cooper is going to escape, kill Dougie's wife (that's how her ring ends up in that body) and then transfer BOB over to the principal for some reason.

Have the events with the principal being arrested been linked to any of the other stories going on? That is, is there anything to prove the principal being arrested isn't something that happened in the future?

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I don't like poopy coop, i want old coop back

Back in 1990, I got myself a bit of work as an extra on Twin Peaks, just in the background on some of the scenes in The Great Northern. As anyone who’s done this sort of work will know, it’s not that exciting but the money isn’t bad considering that you don’t really have to do much.

One of the worst things is that there’s a lot of waiting around doing nothing while the crew set stuff up. Generally speaking, the proper cast - as opposed to the extras - all fuck off and sit in a cast-only room to warm up and have a damn good coffee, while the rest of us wait around outside.

On one of these occasions, we’d been standing around doing nothing for about half an hour, so out of boredom I decided to have a wander around. That’s when I noticed Sherilyn Fenn just on her own, leaning up against a wall. I wasn’t going to try anything on, she just looked liked she had nobody to talk to, and I thought it would be cool to say hi to her, so I walked over.

She didn’t notice me at first, so I just said “Hi”, which made her look up. I didn’t even get the chance to say another word before she looked at me with this look of utter disgust on her face and shouted out in a sarcastic tone of voice “What? Seriously?”

I was completely taken aback and just stuttered “H-However... I thought.....” She took a pace towards me, raising her voice and said “You thought WHAT? Thought I’d suck your dick?”

By now I’m mortified, just opening and closing my mouth but she gets even louder and starts making this sort of whooping siren noise and shouting “PEDO ALERT, PEDO ALERT.”

I step back but she’s still advancing on me making this whooping noise, until a couple of guys arrived. One of them is Ray Wise and he said something to her and then led me away just saying “Let me see” Then he grabbed my hands and look at my fingers for about 5 minutes and then told me to wash my hands. I didn’t get in any trouble, just steered clear her for the rest of the time I was working there.

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https://blockchain.info/block/00000000000000000bcd4d885bdb48a5b4ef5f26ebbbc22f3909851651ca975e
>324810
>2014-10-11 05:25:52

what do normies think of twin peaks

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What would a Telltale made Twin Peaks game be like?

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>watching Enlightened with Laura Dern
>her boss's name in the second episode is Dougie
How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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Straight from KM's mouth. What now, Audreyfags?

>>83988820
>>83988807

>>83988926
Shit

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Did Phillip's appearance alter time in this moment, allowing Cooper to see himself on the security monitor, or something else?

>>83988926

It would be Life is Strange except with gameplay. It would be complete shit.

What the fuck, why are you guys actually discussing things? Where are the memes?

>>83988989

I meant without gameplay, but regardless it would be shit.

>>83988961
>2017
>expecting Kyle to admit that Cooper and the underage highschool girl should have boned
He's not a retard, anon.

>>83989042

Chip ain't got no memes!

>>83988926
Disgustingly awful and probably a straight up adaptation of that Cooper autobiography, which would make it extra worse.

>have the option to play Cooper as a sociopathic dick or a spineless cuck
>characters will treat you like shit or turn on you regardless even if you spend the entire game sucking their dick
>will have the option early on to save an NPC only to have them die anyway
>it would probably have Windom Earle in it

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>>83988970
She's got her wedding ring on. She's gonna get killed or lose it. Or maybe she's the thing from the black box, and she'll accidentally leave her ring in someone's body she kills.

Also, the principal mirrors Leland being controlled by BOB so much.

>>83989055
Sherilyn Finn's vocal about how much she ships it and she doesn't get shit for it though

>>83989046

>implying life is strange had gameplay

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>>83989042

>>83988982
I always interpreted that as him seeing his doppleganger, but it's likely something to do with time, if you take into account the Missing Pieces scene where Phillip looks at the clock and talks about the date like he's confused.

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>>83988926

Why play that when the perfect Twin Peaks game already exists?

>>83988903
I think it's great. I watch it with my girlfriend.
We both love the Dougie character, he's so funny, I hope he sticks around.

>>83989117
what did he mean by this?

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>>83989104
>Also, the principal mirrors Leland being controlled by BOB so much.
I agree but I think they showed us who was controlling him.

>>83988820
>>83989104

I am David LYnch, you are right you figured it out great job!!!

>>83989131

It's clear as a crisp spring morning.

>>83989104
I assumed that the spooky apparition in the nearby cell was the spirit possessing him.

>>83989107
She's a woman.

>>83989117
Why the fuck does everyone in this game look so ugly? The Cooper ripoff looks like a demonic caveman.

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Will we have more Margaret this season
?

>>83989055
>underage
She was 18, anon.

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Tell me about Missoula. What state is it located in?

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>>83989166

What do you mean?

linked my friend friend ike the spike

got this back

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>>83989189
>I'm only 18
HNGGGGG

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JUNE 18TH THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY GOES DOWN

IKE THE SPIKE WILL BE PUNCHED

BE THERE

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>>83989166
York is a fucking dreamboat you goddamn pleb.

>>83989203
try again

>>83988903
they hate it because the comfy got deleted

>>83989199
Dubs confirm that this is how the nips see an objectively handsome man like Kyle. Absolutely disgusting.

Twin Peaks and The X-Files are unequivocally and unarguably in the same universe.

Discuss.

>>83989227
i don't know if im retarded or if the response was just so stupid its banned from being posted but i cannot attach that pic

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>>83989193
ILLI-NOISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>83989193

ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83989267
You're a faggot

Ok, that's it. This whole fucking thread is going back to Missoula!

Reminder that Zachary James Carr is the spammer.

>>83989279
>http://www.gematrix.org/?word=zachary%20james%20carr%20the%20most%20enlightened%20person%20alive%20of%20aledo%20illinois
Creepy

>>83989311
CINCIN-NATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>83989267
>we never got to see a crossover with Kyle playing Cooper or an agent similar to him interacting with Mulder because he was too fucking stuck up back in the 90s and wanted to distance himself from the show until now
King of the missed opportunities.

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Your favorite character who you will never see again?

I'm actually from Missoula.
AMA.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

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lynched?

comment about the ike the spike scene

>>83989346

Judy

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>>83989346

>>83989334
Wouldn't have worked since he was bad Cooper.

>>83989357

Are you going back?

>>83989359
Puerto Ricooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>83988926
youve made this thread on /v/ go away /v/edditor

>>83989364

They were literally perfect. I love that angle where you can see Ike walk in and can see Lorraine in her office knowing she's about to get SPIKED

>>83988982
He's seeing his doppelganger (both in the context of the series, and in the context of supernatural doppelgangers in general). If you see someone who looks exactly like you, it's supposed to be bad luck.

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>>83989346
also, not pictured: annie

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>>83989376

I want my qt maid back ;_;

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>>83989346
Mr. Jefferies

>>83989413

Just wait til the surprise Jeffries and Judy marriage episode.

>>83989346
James.

>>83989346
You just posted him.
>tfwn Dick or Little Nicky cameo in season 3 where it turns out that Little Nicky is actually the billionaire

>>83989359
Day 1 Missoulaposting fan here

M I S S O U L A
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>>83989396
yeah i know. those impressionistic closeups aren't really common in tv though

>>83989433
James was always a faggot

>>83989166
>Why the fuck does everyone in this game look so ugly?
>why did Lynch use those weird ass sprite effects

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>>83988989
Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah.

>>83989482
too much fan service to have james KTFO'd by the truck instead of that kid?

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>>83989346

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JUDY?

Of all the random fucking lines in this show that have never paid off, this
>Judy is an important character
meme is so retarded

>>83989222
>he thinks we'll actually see Coop vs Manlet this week
Fat fucking chance. It'll definitely be the turning point of the series when Coop actually starts doing shit, so at the most we'll probably see him hilariously evade Ike completely.

>>83989567

Battling Bud will fight Ike the Spike.

>>83989558
leave her out of it

>>83989516
lol

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>>83989250
Cooper is boyishly handsome and charming.
York is manly and buff and sexy. He kicks a lot more ass than Cooper, and he's built to match.

>>83989166
zero budget and the developers had to fight just to get the game made in the first place, the zombie shooting sections had to be added just to have the game published. To me that adds to the charm of the game, but I understand it's not for everyone

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Did she enjoy it?

>>83989567
post yfw ike kills cooper and everyone gets lynched

>>83989104
>>83988820
it wasn't Janey-E's ring inside the body, but a ring she had inscribed and gave to the original Dougie

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>>83989346

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The owls aren't what they seem

>>83990111
what is this from?

>the owls SEEM like spooky magical spirits
>they're actually just owls

https://youtu.be/Wfwh0C4uVsQ

M

>>83990299
Thank you for this, anon.

>>83988903

They don't watch it.

>>83990324
>M

great film

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>>83988903
Ratings are at shockingly low numbers because they thought it'd be all cherry pie and coffee.
basically the best possible scenario for /tv/ to love it.

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MISSOULA

>>83990436
M Y M I S S O U L A
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>>83990436
ALAHU AKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Trust no one. Not even Missoula.

>>83990436
YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA, MECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83989500
who would be sad? no garbonzobia would be made

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i bet the OG missoula poster is soo smug now.

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>>83990552
You don't even know the half of it :^)

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>>83990575

>>83990431
even if it were nobody would watch it anyway, normies just watch netflix nowadays so if something isn't on there it might as well not exist, plus everyone forgot twin peaks ever existed in the span of 26 years

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two piles of dirt with no real peaks

>>83990670
Explain this meme.

>>83989816

The music that plays when the midget is onscreen has vocals shifted upward in pitch.

You know, the same effect they use in cartoons when a character is shrunk.

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>>83989346
Windom Earle
>tfw you'll never be windominated again

>>83990683
Michael J. Anderson talking shit about Lynch on facebook, accusing him and Frost of being rapists and pedophiles.

>>83989166
He originally looked exactly like Cooper then they deformed him to not get sued

>>83989267
>t. Frost

ONE ONE NINE. ONE ONE NINE.

>>83990868
Savage.

Why do the pictures of Annie and Laura on the Twin Peaks wiki scare me so much

>>83991022

WAIF WAIF FU

I read the books
Is it canon that Audrey and Laura simultaneously jerked off Johnny to get him to sleep?

Based Rhonda poster must have gone to sleep, so here it is: Rhonda best girl.

>>83991137
You got it wrong my dude
It was Laura and Donna and they jerked off some Canadian boys

>>83990986
Imagine the possibilities. Twin Peaks will be over soon and The X-Files will be coming back at about that time, so what if we actually do get a crossover?

Is it worth signing up for Showtime or whatever to watch this? Every time I see a Twin Peaks thread I'm wondering if I'm missing out because my computer is dead I'm shitposting on my phone but do have vidya game consoles. Do I want to get Lynched or not?

>>83989267
>an actor plays different major characters in the two shows
wow!

i don't know of anything that prevents lost highway from being in the twin peaks universe though

>>83991181
I thought X-Files already came back with a whole new season

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>>83991150
Actually I was watching youtube. Glad you got my back.

>>83991254
Yes.

>>83989816
The awls are not what they seem.

>>83991290
They already announced Season 11.

>>83991254
No, no no, it's really not. Just torrent it. From my experience Showtime is a laggy piece of shit when streaming, and gives me the worst quality possible.

Aluossim.

>>83991255
I highly doubt the whole "actor plays different character" thing matters. With anything.

>>83991307
Yes to everything or nothing? I really don't mind spoilers seeing as I'm here so would it be better to wait until every episode is out and watch it all at once or as it releases?

>>83991365
Guess you can't read either unless there's a way to torrent on phone.

>>83991444
HEELLLLOOOOooooOOOO

>>83991254
Not at all. I have Showtime only through my cable+internet+phone package as a "free" bonus along with all the other pay to watch channels. Showtime has no worthwhile original content other than Twin Peaks and Putin interview, just a decent collection of movies. The streaming is ass compared to HBOGO and I only use the on demand or watch it live on TV/DVR

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

>>83991444
You can torrent stuff on your phone.

>>83991444
Idiot

>>83991486
>got cucked by the most pure man alive
WIndom Earle is a joke

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*blocks your path*

>>83991444
tTorrent, retard

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>>83991444
Trips of retardation

Was Chip phone?

>>83988892
I've seen a theory that the electrical pole is the earthly manifestation of the Arm tree moving around inconspicuously to feed on Garmonbozia and that's why we keep seeing the exact same pole in different locations.

>>83991857
When have we seen it in a different location?

>>83991945
the trailer park in FWWM

>>83988820
This guy >>83989830 is correct because the ring is that which was replaced by the owl cave ring FACT!!!

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>>83991945
>>83991992

>>83991857
Also what's with the 6? I remember the numbers already being a thing in FWWM, they show the 6 in the pole and then when Jeffries comes out of the elevator there's a 7 next to it.

>>83992036
rip wires

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>>83992036

>>83991857
It's like the outdoor version of the ceiling fan. But it definitely channeled The Arm before, it made the sound that he sounded like in FWWM (the woops Indian noise from 2x22) when showing the pole and then cut to man from another place chilling in the waiting room or the room with the table or something. The woop woop woop noise can be heard again while Gerard/MIKE comes upon Leland in the car, possibly with the electrical wires helping to link Gerard to Arm for full powers (with audible feedback in the form of woop woop woop).

t. bitstreaming audio and digitally decoding with Yamaha chips in receiver with surround sound

>>83992036
It's the same location.

>>83992131
It's also likely that the Arm has to do with the electricity because having a midget that controls electricity was one of the ideas from Ronnie Rocket which he just ended up using in other stuff.

>>83992133
The Fat Trout in FWWM isn't anywhere near Twin Peaks.

>>83992170
Does BOB still have any of the stolen Garmonbozia that they linked up to get back? Leland threw out all that tummy blood but what about all the cans? Arm and Gerard are still teamed up, is Cooper part of their master plan to get back the corn?

>>83992131
But the Fat Trout in S3 is.

>>83992264
>>83992179

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>You will never live in a cozy trailer on one of the twin "peaks"

Why go on?

>>83992291

Sounds like you just need a gold shovel to dig yourself out of the shit.

>>83992264
The sign says "New" Fat Trout, so it isn't the same place in FWWM just retconned to be closer. It's a completely different place so unless they moved that specific pole for some reason (and moved it to the intersection and not just to the new trailer park) then you're not making sense.

>>83992191
It's unclear what the spirits seem to be doing, to be honest, even with all the different interpretations of what the fuck garmonbozia even is. If anything, BOB had to sacrifice some he had in s03e03 in the car scene, and it fucked his disguise up for a while.

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>>83992291
>>83992307
DIG YOURSELF OUT.
OF.
THE SHIT.

>>83992387
Adding to that, the scene where he looks in the mirror maybe confirms he (the doppelganger) was worried about having lost BOB from within him, after the vomit debacle? Also confirming his plan to send Dougie over in his place worked, perhaps.

>>83992450

THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

>>83992450

Can I dig myself out of Missoula?

>>83992525
Dig your way down to Hong Kong and give Josie's family a visit.

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>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH
>JUNE 18TH

>>83992616

MAYWEATHER? FUCK THAT SHIT! BATTLING. BUD. MULLINS.

>>83992616

>Spike runs towards DougieCoop
>"don't die"
>DougieCoop punches Spike
>Spike falls to the ground
>"tougher than the rest"

>two five three over and over again

how many times have we seen 253?

>>83992680
Oh fuck, what are the chances of that actually happening? What with DougieCoop's admiration for both the policeman statue and the wrestling poster.

>>83991486
>Deleuzian representation of negation
I always stop reading there

>>83992616
whoa

I hate the new Twin Peaks.
There I said it.

>>83992862

QUICK QUICK SOME SAY LYNCHED

>>83992862
You're allowed to have your opinion.

>>83992862

I agree. Deadly Premonition is far superior.

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>>83992862

>>83992862
I don't agree but some aspects of it rub me off the wrong way. Whereas with Twin peaks the surrealism helped tell the story, in nu-Twin Peaks it's often just there for the sake of being there and fucking with the viewer. I don't expect to get an explanation for that purple ocean scene and what came after it.

Also, I liked the implied violence in Twin Peaks. Nu-Twin Peaks has explosive bouts of violence that give me Game of Thrones, violence-for-its-own-sake vibes. Did Ike the Pike need a 2-3 minute scene of him violently stabbing those three women? I wouldn't say so.

>>83990431
Is the tone really that different from the old series? It's been a really long time since I watched it but from what I remember it was pretty fucking disturbing/bizarre and not really comfy at all, other than maybe some parts of the second season when it veered off more into soap opera territory.

Lynch generally just doesn't do comfy.

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>>83993114
New season basically feels a lot like a mix of Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire tone-wise but still does have humor.

>>83993114
It's very different. Original Twin Peaks was a comfy show without a doubt, and felt like both a soap opera and a parody of one at the same time. New Twin Peaks isn't like that at all, even when it's being humorous. Music also has a big impact, and it's completely different in the new season.

>>83992131
Makes sense because the Arm is a literal electric tree now. Which is, essentially, what a utility pole is.

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>>83993114
I like the third season of Twin Peaks far and away more than I like the original two seasons. It has been way above & beyond my expectations so far.

>>83992133

Look at the photos you dumb cunt. One clearly has trees behind it.

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>>83993841

>>83992616

But June 18 is a Sunday?

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>>83993877
Detective Dipshit is on the case!

ONE

ONE

NINE

>>83988746
Just watched the Dougie breakfast scene

>be American
>be obsessed with guns and in general, tools that can be used to kill someone
>refuse to cut your pancakes with a knife

Why?

>>83994055
>tfw your country deesn't have a 2nd Amendment and its Citizens can't defend themselves

>>83993921

Wait! Maybe it is proof the Dougie story line is taking place in the future?

>>83990851

I would, unironically, love to see him or his doppelganger pop up in the Lodge.

Keep the goofy cartoon disguises and chess motif out this time though.

>>83988926
If it was 100% directed by David Lynch, it would be good. That would never happen, so in other words, it would be trash.

>>83991599

chip ain't got no phone

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>>83992511

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I miss moments like this. 6 episodes in and I havent been scared once. Hope that changes.

>>83988820
Leland knew everything he was doing, it's kind of the point

>>83994055
Sometimes pancakes don't need to be cut with a knife.

>>83994332
>getting scared by Twin Peaks

>>83994332
>not getting spooked by the glass box monstrosity

>>83994350
That was not unexpected though. When Laura began screaming in the Black Lodge it was more scary than that to me. But nothing really as powerful as the Bob moments.

>>83994332

glass box monster suddenly leaping accompanied by an extremely loud and hollow thump just about made me shit myself

the new arm is genuinely unsettling to look at. also the entire first fifteen minutes of episode 3, with coop in the purple realm with the blind lady, are fucking terrifying from editing technique alone.

>>83994304
I could see David doing a video game, it's pretty much the only medium he hasn't done and at one point he was meant to be adapting a Residents video game for television

>>83994389
Doesn't top the scary moments in season 1 / 2, though. That scene where BOB crawls over the couch is terrifying (and uses a slow build rather than a jumpscare).

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Why does Laura Dern have a Walk of Fame star but not Kyle Maclachlan or hell, even Harry Dean Stanton?

>>83989114
Severely underrated

>>83994449
>rather than a jumpscare
glass box monster isn't really a Jump scare... It's pretty obvious it's going to break through the glass after the first attempt

I'm in the black lodge right now
Ask me anything

I think BOB as well as Leland/BOB scenes were scarier because they contrasted much stronger with the general mood of the original 90's show, and also characters then were a lot more likeable so you actually feared for them. All the deaths in season 3, which already far exceeded seasons 1 &2's killcount, happen to unlikeable characters nobody cared about. That lad and his girlfriend getting gored up violently with terrifying auditory slicing was very scary to me, but I don't give a fuck about either of them. I wish that Lynch would either chill with the constant murders or make it actually impactful, but I won't be surprised if it's only going to escalate.

>>83991255
Lynch confirmed LH and TP are the same universe, I don't really care for the idea, just seems "cracked.com all tarantino movies are connected!" tier

>>83989816
>for no reason a hip-hop beat starts playing whenever she appears on screen
LYNCHED

>>83992993
I would say Ike is one of the few scenes where the violence was justified. The way the genuinely disturbing violence mixed with the laugh-out-loud absurdity of the scene really worked for me. It shows us that Ike is a psychotic berserker who can and will slaughter everyone between and around him and his target, but the overt humor makes Lynch's violence fetishism easier to accept.

>>83990172
It's often recounted by alleged abductees that ET's use mind manipulation, i.e. they sit like this in trees to look through windows and it appears to the abductee that he's looking at an owl with big black eyes

>>83989558
But she was going to be an important character in the Fire Walk With Me trilogy

>>83989816
this is objectively bad camerawork desu
>I-it's ok when LYNCH does it!

So what can we expect from the next episode tomorrow?

>>83994681
More waiting for something to happen.

>>83994555
>That lad and his girlfriend getting gored up violently with terrifying auditory slicing was very scary
that scene gave me such a massive boner

I wish Bowie lived for just one year longer. I read that he actually was planned to show up for the new season in some capacity. I'm assuming that they were already in post-production or final pick-up shots by the time Bowie died, and that he called off whatever cameo or appearance that was planned when he got the news that he's gonna bite the dust in about a year.

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>>83990246
>just owls

>Twin Peaks: The Force Awakens

>>83992029
based FACT!!!poster

>>83993855
I REALLY like this picture, can I save it?

>>83989264
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83993921
Post more of that top tier tum!

>>83994523
What does it smell like?

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>>83994339
>>getting scared by Twin Peaks
>being a tough guy online

>>83994484
Harry Dean Stanton is a talentless hack

>>83994484
Look at who her parents are

>>83994555
That style has been Lynch's thing since Lost Highway, A real stepdown from the first half of his career desu

>>83994905
jews?

>>83994894
Yeah I saw an interview with him recently and he was being such an edgy hack, always thought he'd more like a cool granddad but he just seems bitter as fuck

>>83994967
Not necessarily, just that her family is involved in Hollywood so they have the sway to get her a shiny gold star

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>Ike The Spike on screen

I GOT ROYALTY GOT LOYALTY

>>83994937
You just dont get it XD

Guess you could say you was LYNCHED HAHA :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASdmYsbW-cY

>>83995129
literally /tpg/

>>83992616
BUSHNELL "BATTLING BUD" MULLINS

vs

IKE "THE SPIKE" STADTLER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

>>83989104
have you noticed they are completely different actors than when they try to kill douglas in the earlier episodes?

same thing for the dwarf assassin. When he appears for the first time in the buckhor\ruth davenport murder scene, he isn't even a dwarf, what the fuck

>>83995129
>Lynch almost never casts black people
>when it's time to depict a room full of demons suddenly they're everywhere
What did he mean by this?

>>83994972
Harry Dean isn't bitter at all, he just hates people who kiss his ass. He's not interested in talking about work because it's just work to him.

>>83995214
Are you retarded?

>>83995214
>When he appears for the first time in the buckhor\ruth davenport murder scene
what?

>>83995264
He was awfully butthurt in that interview and it wasn't about his work, he was discussing his entire philosophical viewpoint and the guy's an edgelord

>>83995243
He's old school, anon.

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one of the dullest franchises in the history of TV franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lynch vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing an episode; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his meditation. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "had the fury of his own momentum".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same Chris Carter. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch X-Files." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch X-Files.

>>83992862
fuck off

>>83995270
he's posing as the janitor and talking about chip. He has the money from the hit

>>83995378
Oh the big phone guy, yeah that's not the midget

>>83995318
bloomposter pls go

Does the fwwn fan edit fix issues with the original or should I just watch the original?

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>>83995318

>>83995445
What issues?

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one
one
nine

>>83995457
get a load of this newfag

>>83995445
It adds almost all the deleted scenes from The Missing Pieces based on the original script. Watch both versions I guess.

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>>83989264
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>83994681

me getting utterly fed up with this coop shit

>>83995478
Thanks anon. i guess I'll watch the original first and go from there.

Is the original just more of a recap of the series as a movie?

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>>83995476

>>83995445
the fan edit adds a lot of useless scenes that serve no purpose, but if you want your comfy le coffee and pie stuff then go ahead

>>83995509
>not knowing the DULLEST FRANCHISE pasta
smells like summer

>>83990770
Is the pint sized slasher a rip on MJA?

>>83995507
No, it's totally new material. Most of the film takes place before Laura Palmer is killed, but there are also scenes that take place after the season 2 finale.

We’re Watching All The Street Lights Fade


And Now You’re Just A Stranger’s Dream


I Took Your Picture From The Frame


And Though You’re Nothing Like You Seem


Your Shadow Fell Like Last Night’s Rain


For The Last Time

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>>83995540

>>83988926
they already made Puzzle Agent, mate

>>83995584
Baneposting is dead. Buried. Consider this mercy.

>>83995547
Without a doubt

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>>83995610
Jeffriesposting is the future

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>>83995662

>>83995662
Oh, mister anon, oh, the post it come out of my ass.

>>83995697
santa maria, are you the man?

http://www.clickhole.com/article/culture-shock-everything-you-need-know-about-twin--6222

>>83995719
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>83995723

Shieeeet, just finished episode 1 of the new season and I gotta say, the show still continues to be unique as fuck. There's really nothing quite like it on TV. My only complaint is the forced exposition dialogue and the constant dropping of names for the sole reason of the dumb normies who can't keep track of things

>I understand Margaret
>Okay Margaret
>I understand Margaret

3 lines Hawk dropped one after another mentioning her name. We get it dude, she's called Margaret. I don't get why Lynch has to catter to these dumb faggots.

>>83995473

>ywn nod together with Heroinfu and lay your head in her lap

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>>83995573

OH JOHNNY

>>83995878

If they enclosed BOB in a formica cage or container of some kind could they keep him from being able to return?

>>83995833
That's Hawk repeating people's names for some reason. "Yes chad, get the fuck out chad, you do that chad..."

>>83995833
Imagine making this post

>>83994523

?tsap ti si ro erutuf ti sI

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>>83989346

>>83995445

Watch the original first, then watch the show again, then watch the Q2 edit. That's what I did.

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>>83995504

>>83996138
Dougie's still in ep7, literally nothing happens apart from some lodge shit and the fat lady being murdered by richard.

>>83996165
You´ve seen the Croatian leak?

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>>83996165

By Richard.

>>83996165
Didnt an anon on here say we'll have dooper until episode 8?

>>83996205
What leak, post it

>>83996165
Upon rewatch when the S3 dust settles. Will skipping the Dougie show be like skipping James & The cougar in S2?

>>83996215
and how would he know that

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>>83996215
>Didn't someone with no evidence or possible way of having this knowledge say some speculative shit?

Yep. Also he revealed Gordon Cole will enter the Lodge via the glass box in New York and fist fight the creature we see in Episode 1, revealed to be Holy Jumpin' George™.

>>83996261
Hard to say so far but I can see it happening. Dougie is a bit funnier, though, and the scenes are enjoyable enough to watch. Still a massive disappointment - I thought e2/e3 was going to set the tone for the rest of the season, but I was wrong.

are normies still btfo?

>>83996306
BONSAI

Dead thread, let's spice it up with a new one:

>>83996429

>>83996429

>>83996429

>>83989399
>>83989115
>>83988982
I always saw it as Jeffries as being outside of time, so when he enters that hallway time is stopped, at the same moment Cooper is in front of the camera

So coop is seeing himself frozen in time, with Jeffries able to travel in that frozen time.

>>83994703
It's worse. He first said no but later to their surprise accepted. Was about to film his scenes in January. Died before doing it.