Yes, yes, well done Wonder Woman, well done. HOWEVER

imagine if you had a mummy chained in your basement and she still managed to make you her pusy slave!

Is is true that there's a lot of sexual scenes in the movie?

>>83988867
based pusy poster

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>>83988601
WHY WON'T SHE BE MY MOMMY GIRLFRIEND?
ALL I WANT IS AN ALL-POWERFUL, CUTE FEMALE DIETY TO RAPE ME INTO SUBMISSION

>>83988601
>just give in anon, you know you want it

Tom Cruise was fucking gay, why would some choose some white basic bith over mummy yandere waifu

>>83989013
>wanting a sandy vagina

>>83989013
Having a yandere waifu isn't as pleasuring as you think it is.

>>83988959
>tfw you would resist as long as you could but she was right, it would be inevitable

>>83988867

this desu

>>83989013
probably the movie's biggest flaw

>>83988867
pusy poster on point

>>83988601
I want a mummy mommy

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>>83989583
don't we all, anon... don't we all...

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>>83989725
She's so small and cute. :3

Choice 1:
>become god
>mummy waifu didn't do nuffin
>rule Egypt

Choice 2:
>Basic white bitch for who like because the script says to.

>>83989013
This is exactly where I lost my suspension of disbelief

>tfw no qt mummy gf to usher in an age of eternal darkness with as its eternal king and queen

>>83990383
Being a teenager is picking Jenny Halsey.
Being an adult is picking Ahmanet.

>>83989013
>you're immortal
>she's immortal with powers
>you don't in the course of the movie try to overpower her and make her realize even IF she is immortal and powerful a MAN will still be dominant over her

Cruise you fool

>>83988867>>83988928
>>83989440


what is this meme? why do cucks support this meme?

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>>83992102
>So this ancient evil you captured, what was her name?
>She's the mummy that will bring evil into this world!

>>83988928
Based based pusy poster poster

>>83992213
>uses cuck meme
>accuses others of memeing
look at this loser

>>83988867
You'd really enjoy the movie "Dead Girl." The plot is basically exactly what your post describes.

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>>83992049
>>you don't in the course of the movie try to overpower her and make her realize even IF she is immortal and powerful a MAN will still be dominant over her

IF only

>>83992244
t.cuck

>>83988867
Hue

>>83992261
>What will it be like?
>It will be a new world of gods and monsters!
Wow

>>83992000
Chekt

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>tfw no mummy gf

>>83992299
ooh a two for one meme combo. look out busters we got a real memer here.

>>83989858
I need healing

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>ywn shout at a skeleton with Sofia

>>83993768
I'd give her a bone to shout about.

>35
>no kids
?

>>83994039
I thought she was younger than that.

>>83994039
Well, she's a tranny, so she can't exactly get pregnant.

>>83993768
What is she saying here? is there a video with sound?

>>83994115
>What is she saying here?
She is reacting out Cruise's Tropic Thunder scene where he says "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE".

You can find the video on her twitter and insta

>>83992049
Imagine the kinky stuff you could do to an immortal girl. It would just be like one of my taiwanese cartoon porns.

>>83994132
she must really like Tom to do that. why is she doing it with a skeleton though?

>>83994204
Its because she has no friends and is generally a lonely person. Nobody likes her

>>83993768

She has low budget Emilia Clarke eyebrows.

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>Come on, Anon. Dance with me!

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Shit movie

>>83994251
FUCK YOU!! She looks to be such an amazing person to be around

>>83994478
>going by what other people's opinions say
I thought /tv/ was over this

>>83994604
She has the personality of a rock

>>83994730
Why do you say that anon-san

>>83994747
she sounds like a robot
she has very masculine features too, just look at that chin

>>83989113
then why I missed mine so much?

>>83994796
>implying you don't want to caress her masculine jaw

It's a bad movie with weak writing. The plot was clearly redone several times without being balanced out before they shot it. But at least Sofia was cute.

>>83994439
>showing all that skin to strangers
Slut

>>83988867
Based pusy poster

>>83988601
She's ugly as sin, what the fuck?

>>83995733
Stop talking shit about my mistress you fuck

>>83988601
didnt this flop

>>83992213
It's a /qa/ thing, they post a stupid thing and then respond to their own post with "based" to try and ruin /tv/.

>>83988601
Was it as bad as the critics were saying?

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>>83988601
Yes, yes, well done 2017 capeshit waifus, well done...
HOWEVER

>>83995886

Critics are all paid off

t. Warner Brothers

>>83989113
It's kinda hard to turn down godly power, though.

>>83995844
fuck off /qa/

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>>83995886
No.

It wasn't an awesome movie, but it was entertaining. it worked fine as an adventure flick that you just have fun with.

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>>83994171
Mai-chan's daily life?

>>83989013
This is what my friends argued after we saw the movie - and I agreed.

It was more in line with reason and Cruise's character to get with the mummy than with the randoblond.

>>83988601
>I can break these cuffs

>>83997071
You can't break those cuffs.

>>83995922
this x100

>>83994439
>People really think she's white

>>83997118
I want that cake

"You want this cake?"

>>83988867
Based.

>>83994439

I'd convert to islam to marry her

>>83992000
kek'd check'd and agree'd

>>83994439
b-but i don't know how to dance

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>>83988944

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>>83988601
>>83989858
>>83993768
>>83994439
giv mummy gf

>>83996402
>It wasn't an awesome movie, but it was entertaining.

Basically Tom Cruise's entire career summed up.

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>>83988867

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>>83989013

>bith

>>83997697
Blacks actually do. Where were you when they got pissed as fuck "this white girl" was playing a kween? The definition of white is getting more inclusive. Some day even the Slavs might be considered it desu.