Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya? Btw, if you

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>>83985865
That's right, OP! I'm afraid only patricians are allowed to our feature presentation tonight. Please prove your good taste.

I once watched Tron Legacy in it's entirety and I only cried at the end.

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I've watched all 3 parts of The Human Condition

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>>83985952
But did you like the soundtrack?

>>83986005
Yeah, so?!

>>83986031
I own the soundtrack on record.

I jerked off during STALKER.

>>83985865
i watch kino at 1/2 speed

>>83985865
I watch kino and then browse all kinds of sites looking for more info to gain an even deeper understanding of watched kino... and then shitpost on/tv/

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>>83986065
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>>83986248
R-right this way! Robert, let these guys in!

I pretend to like The Holy Mountain

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I uhhhh jerked off to kate winslet

Uhhh anyone here

>>83985865
I shitpost political themes on an Armenian yordling forum dedicated to (((television and film)))

>>83985865
Favorite movie from last year was Hell or High Water.

>my friend Robert will get you
You wouldn't live in Chicago by any chance, would you?

I uhhhhh also help my dad with stuff

>>83986326
Did you jerk off to her feet?

>>83986437
Uhhh no her boobies

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The Criterion Collection is my pleb filter

I watched Satantango at 0.25 speed.

>>83986357
Not OP but how can robert get me if it's not robert hours in chicago yet?

>>83986550
What are robert hours?

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>>83985865
I don't jerk off to movies.
I watch kinos (total numbers of frames)÷(7) still frames a day.
I am watching my kïnorésolue (purest kino that an individual will ever watch) one frame a day as a projection on my roof above my bed before sleep every night.

>>83986624
Don't act like you don't know, male black.

I understood the meanings of Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice for the first time I viewed it.

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I stop streaming a film if there's a filler or a clique scene. Having not payed for the viewing, I feel no obligation to continue watching. Also, films with ugly yid women as main characters are simply off the menu.

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>>83986721
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>>83986299
You're in, welcome sirs!

>>83986357
No, why?

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>>83986686
>>83986748
BACK OF THE LINE, NOW!!

>>83986832
No I am gonna go in

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>>83986624
10 o'clock PM. When roberts eternal enemy becomes active

>>83986880
Stay out or I'm calling grandpa. Jessica is in the Weenie club, btw.

Emma Roberts best Emma

>>83986913
Ughhhhh Noooooooooooo im going in im gonna beat you up

I once watched a French movie. I think it was called Le 5th Élément

>>83986919
I know I'm a pleb but stone is my favorite emma

The Princess Bride is the greatest movie ever made

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>>83986989
Back of the line, Morty!

>>83987094
And?

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>>83987358
You're in

>>83986919
In which movie?!

I wrote a 7000 word essay about Batman versus Superman last semester for a film class final. Got an A in it.

>>83987574
Post it

Whenever I watch Watchmen, when Dr. Manhattan's origin story comes on I pause it, watch the entirety of Koyaanisqatsi, then continue.
And I'm watching the Ultimate Cut

I pretend to relate to Travis in Taxi Driver on a deep level but really I'm just a bit lonely

>>83985865
Based Kino Spitoon poster

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>>83987607
Oh shit, come on in, guy!

>>83987574
>>83987600
Yeah, post it!

>>83987667
In. Find yourself a lady.

>>83987702
Thanks senpai, you are in.

I've never seen game of normies and think american werewolf of london is the best werewolf movie made

>>83987094
>>83987521
And I joined the Chris Tucker fan club shortly after

I know for a fact that Quentin Tarantino is the best filmmaker of all time, even though I don't watch movies from before the 80s

>>83985865
The Taking of Pelham 123(1974) is the best hostage situation movie.

>>83985865
>>>83985865
>I watch kino and then browse all kinds of sites looking for more info to gain an even deeper understanding of watched kino... and then shitpost on/tv/
Exactly this