how do we stop him?

jail

>>83983587
Don't have sex ever

>>83983587
Say his waifu a shit

>>83983587
quads

>>83983624
but he killed nerds also

>>83983624
Haha, looks like he won't come near me!

...neither will women ;-;

>>83983587
Wear his mom's sweater and tell him he's grounded forever.

>>83983659
Get a waifu, loser.

>>83983587
make a shitty The Ring sequel and have it bomb so hard Paramount will immediately cancel a new F13 because those 2 things are related somehow even tho the last F13 movie made 5 times its budget....

>>83983833
please tell me this didn't actually happen

Give me two minutes with this pussy ass mamas boy, I've been an MMA fighter for 7 years and I guarantee you I would destroy this faggot.

>>83984107
Sure did. Sucks to have the decider of whether a film gets made is based on whether or not a shitty movie like the ring does good

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>>83983624
This worked out well for Shelly

>>83983587
>shoot him several times to knock him down
>restrain him and quickly sever his limbs
>cut his head off
>separate each body part as far as you can
>maybe burn one or two
>shit in the lake for good measure
>move to another city

Boom, there.

>>83983833
That was another "reboot" though and the plot details from the leaked script looked like it was going to suck and suck hard. It was going to be a superhero style origin movie with the first half featuring two different killers: Jason's father and then his mother. The final part of the movie would feature Jason as the killer.

throw that nigga into an active volcano

>>83984381
>the FBI blew him up and sent him to Hell
>still came back

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Would a laser guided GBU-43/B dropped from a B-2 Spirit bomber be enough to kill him?

>>83984381
>restrain him

No

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>>83984240
>tfw no tron 3

>>83984545
Well fuck, you got me.

>>83984764
>not pouring hot glue on him

>>83984933
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;-;

We cryogenically freeze him and try to find out how is able to regenerate from his wounds.

>>83983833
Wasn't it supposed to be some shitty found footage for that also delved into Jason's past?

While a found footage F13 could be interesting if done right, I don't see adding more to a 30+ year old cannon probably isn't going to end well. Even the liberties they took on Jason's origin in Freddy vs Jason had me what the fucking.

Knock his mask off, wear his moms sweater to throw him off then have Tommy Jarvis machete his head to death.

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>>83983587
mfw no cute cyborg girlfriend to save me from this murderer

>trick him into thinking burgers are sentient
>he eats burgers to kill them
>eats a ton of burgers
>gets fat
>can't chase anyone anymore

Problem solved

>>83983587
Have a chick put on his mom's sweater.
Get a group of people to fuck him up and knock off his mask.
Give Tommy Jarvis a machete.
Get sweater girl to distract him.
Have Tommy shove a machete in his brain.

throw him into the sun

>>83986410
Wasn't funny the first time it was said in this thread.

>>83985944
Just make Jason X2 dammit. That's what the FANS want

>>83986041
She was the best thing from X.

why do i fucking suck at this game so bad bros

>>83983587
take off the mask and he will die

>>83984381

>shoot him a lot
>use a magnet to cling him and his machete forever

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>>83986041
>detatchable dick

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build some underground prison room with like 100' thick walls of concrete and steel and make it impossible for him to move and lock him up forever down there and seal the entrance and make it impossible to find for anyone else.

ez

>>83985986
A difficult task indeed

>>83983587
Stick kiddie pools filled with water around the perimeter of my house.
>>83986749
If you pull that off how will he die?

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>>83983587
You pray Tyrell gave him a short life cycle.

>>83983587
Get him to go to therapy until he can simply understand that teenagers are horny beasts that aren't that responsible in their jobs.

>>83987580
Teen 1: What do ya wanna do, Josh?
Teen 2: Hey lets break into that abandoned military base and fuck in one of the control rooms. What could go wrong?

Send the T1000 back in time to kill him

>>83983587
No one can

>>83987948
hes only afraid of water in freddy versus jason and thats not canon you pleb

>>83988905
kill his mom before she had him*

>>83983624
SAFE!