>Friday night Why are you here?

>>83982300
had to work late. Think i'll end up doing some drugs tomorrow, I just feel it

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idk help

>>83982300
I'm actually phoneposting at a family get together while everyone else is talking.

I have been a NEET of 5 years.

>>83982368
Sad!

It's Saturday morning.

>>83982300

childhood abuse/neglect lead to crippling social anxiety

>no friends
well, some friends. but nothing like college where I could go out all weekend no matter what

apparently people "grow up" and "drink less" after they graduate

>>83982300
My gf is catching up on Love Island and Geordie Shore whilst making me watch it with her so I'm just sat here phone posting.

>Spend entire high-school begging, pleading for acceptance
>rare nights out are treasured occasions, despite not fitting in
>Graduate. get in into uni. Get into Law School
>Become popular, gain friends, gain social life
>all I want to do is stay at home and play Company of Heroes 2
>feel guilt for blowing off people who want to hang with me

>>83982300
Honestly? I've been watching this show that is completely terrible and I want to talk shit about it but the threads get one or fewer posts and die. So now I'm just stewing in anger saying random hurtful comments to anons that are genuinely discussing things they like.

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so I got this girls number and send her a message the next day, but she didn't write fucking back
should I ask her why or just leave it be
fuck this gay earth

>>83982300
My gf and I enjoy browsing 4chan while we fuck, OP.

>>83982628
She doesn't want you you dumb piece of shit.

>not picking /tv/ bros over lame hoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcLcDBII78

>>83982300
How do I build a beefy back like that? Shit's so cash.

>>83982300
I'm at work big guy

>>83982300

I have work in the morning because I swapped my shift from Monday cause I was too hung over to work.

>>83982740
why the hell did she give me her fucking number then, got an answer for that too mr knows-it-all

>clubbing both friday and saturday
I'm too old for that shit

>>83982300
I have no life and people scare me.

>>83982832
boredom combined with an ego boost.

But go ahead and keep messaging her you silly retard. see how that turns out. At best she'll ignore you.

>>83982832
>m-maybe if I do what he says he'll leave me alone

>>83982300
To respond to these threads every Friday, I find comfort in repeating behavior.

>>83982542
Sounds pretty cool

>>83982300
because I am afraid of talking to girls

>>83982435
many JUST cases!

>>83982300
Because im stuck in Colombia until monday
Don't ask me why

>>83982628
delete the conversation and try not to think about her ever again

that's what I do

I'm detoxing at the moment, trying to stop drinking before I become a full on alcoholic

Just staying in and not going out until I go at least a month without drinking

>>83982962
based autism poster

>>83983118
I am drunk right now. My stomach hurts. Legalize weed please so I will be able to escape my shitty existence without raising the cost of healthcare.

I've been sick the past 4 days

>>83983194
I've smoked weed for 11 years and it doesn't really help, you'll drink and get stoned too cause it's a fucking great buzz

I'm just trying to stick to smoking weed at the moment, though I'm smoking less than I used to

>>83983308
>you'll drink and get stoned too cause it's a fucking great buzz
Trust me I won't more than new years and the 4th of July. Even though booze kills anxiety while weed raises it, I really, really hate the physical shittiness of alcohol. Not that you'll take my word for it.

I cut all contact with my friends after highschool

>>83982794
Steroids

>>83983118
I'm drunk too at the moment.

>>83983118
>tfw I can not drink, but once I have like 1 drink I want to keep drinking until I black out

though generally these days once Friday night hits and the work week is over all I want to do is get drunk, and most of the time that ends up being by myself

I'm not an alcoholic... right?

>>83983759
Depends

Drinking by yourself is fine as long as you don't get depressed and cry yourself to sleep

I usually have some gin and play vidya if I'm not going out

Prefer it anyway desu, only like going out if I'm getting coke

Because I have to cook breakfast for a hotel full of people in 5 hours and I'm listening to some music before I go to sleep

>>83984184
Drinking rum and about to dive into some creepypastas, friendo :)

>keep getting phonecalls and random texts from numbers I don't recognize
>"hey Charlie! How are you?"
>"I'm not charlie."
>"oh bye."

It happens like 3 times a day. I understand these are some sort of telemarketers but I'm not sure what their goal is. They text/call once, ask for someone not me then hang up. They never ask any information.

I guess the prudent thing would be to never answer again but what the hell is this?

I work at 5 tomorrow.

>>83984213
Good times

Check out the Missing 411 interviews, shit is far scarier than any pasta but is similar in format and story, also they are real

>>83982300
just got drunk with some bros, picked up some drugs, about to hit the gym

and then come back here to shitpost well into the morning hours

living
da
life

dumb redditors roleplaying

>>83984184
I don't get depressed and cry myself to sleep so that's good
I do get a bit depressed / nostalgic about college times
real life kinda sucks

I somehow managed to get a cold during summer.
I blame that nigger Robert for not using gloves when handling my crab legs.

>>83982300
I'm on a kinothon.

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>>83983156

How do I get a woman?

>>83982367
You're in jury duty, sorry.

>>83984442
become her
get rich/famous
kill yourself so you stop suffering

choose wisely

>>83982351
>>83983194
>>83983308
>>83984184
>>83984264


>drug degenerates
>on my board
I dont think so fuckos

>>83984808
gonna get high as fuck and work out. deal with it

>>83984835
>working out without clear head
You're a retard m8

>>83984987
t. queer who hasn't worked out hard before

>>83984835
I agree with >>83984987

Unless ur doing blow mate u should save that shit for after. Helps the scoops go down

>>83985076
you should be injecting roids not using x or coke.

>tfw no irl friends
i guess at least i have a couple of people online who tag me in memes

Saving money,don''t particularly feel like drinking anyways. Only friend i really go out with is doing shit for his girlfriends birthday. Ordering pizza and trying to find something to watch.

i'm setting up a date, too bad i masturbated non stop the last few days, i guess sex is off the table

>>83986089
pizza had to much sauce but was alright.

Cause i love yummy asian cockbois

because I'm a NEET virgin who doesn't drive and has no friends

>>83982300
Why am I here? Because

>>83982300
Came to find this thread actually

I was outside and saw a lot of niggers getting drunk and trashes of many colors buying groceries

Then I realized oh wait it's friday why am I here

so

>>83982300
12 hour shift, one of our drivers said they had a "doctors appointment"

was stuck driving a couple of old people up past Santa Barbara traffic

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>guy disagrees with me
>ask him to elaborate
>"fuck you, faggot cuck nigger"

I'm just so tired of this, bros.

>>83987818
love, straight, monogamous, aryan.

>>83987850
love you*

>>83987818
>asking people to elaborate on 4chan

you're literally asking for it dude

>>83982300
because it's 1pm on a Saturday. hate people that live in the past.

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no friends or gf (lost all confidence with women) so snuggling up with kino instead

>>83988512
what you watching m9

>>83982300
I'm here for you

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I live in a Literally Where town and have no friends so now I'm watching Terminator because theres nothing else to do

hahaha dude i want to cease existing hahaha wow i am so alone hahaha

BROOOOOOO i'm going to compliain to people on the internet instead of doing something about it lmao

>>83989839
If you're not watching Scooby Doo you're not even /tv/

>>83989839
I watched a few eps of Daria while I made dinner (@ 1 am lul) and then laid down and finsihed up "le samourai"